The king of entertainment

Everyone is watching "To what they like".

Everyone laughed happily. This is a good work. It makes people laugh and reflect.

On the live stage.

Xiao Yang was puzzled, "Then I can't just leave my job alone, just play basketball with my leader. Wouldn't that be a flatterer?"

Everyone was hilarious. Isn’t the flattery the name of Teacher Dong Wan? It’s really good to shake this burden.

Dong Wan frowned: "Who are you talking about? Who are you talking about? If you can do it, do it. If you can't do it, leave. If you can't, leave. I'll spare that position. I'll tell you that our country will not lack the ability to fight.

Table tennis!”

Xiao Yang hurriedly smiled: "Celebrity Ma, I don't mean that. I think about it. You said that if you play a ball with your leader, you can become a celebrity around you. That's not true."

Dong Wan mocked: "Not it? Hao Jian, I treat you as my own person now, so I will let you see how I, Ma Jingjing, got to where I am today step by step."

As he said that, he turned on the computer.

Xiao Yang approached and looked at it: "Leader's preferences picture?"

Dong Wan smiled slantedly: "I tell you, I can clearly express the preferences of each leader, zodiac sign, blood type, birth date and horoscope. If you like fishing, I dive into the water and hang it one by one on his hook.

Fish; this one, if you like playing mahjong, I will give him some cannons; this one, if you like cultural relics, I will use my great-grandfather’s relics to give him strings; this one, if you like me..."

After coughing a few times, Dong Wan hurriedly closed the notebook.

The audience burst into laughter and tears were almost bursting out.

Dong Wan said: "So, Hao Jian..."

Xiao Yang interrupted her: "Hey, wait a moment, wait a moment... Why did you still detain the key points?"

The audience burst into laughter again.

Dong Wan groaned: "Stop talking about this. In short, you know how I got into this position now."

Xiao Yang nodded: "I understand, Section Chief, your flattery skills are all flowing in your blood."

Dong Wan smiled softly: "Who are you talking about? This is your mouth."

Xiao Yang smiled even more silly: "Oh, bah, bah, bah! Why do you think I can't chat so hard? Why do I get angry when I speak? I wonder too. I find that every time I hold a meeting

At that time, the leader nodded and smiled at you alone. Is it because you are more beautiful?"

Dong Wan smiled and said, "It's not just that. I tell you that meetings are about skills. As soon as the leader spoke, as soon as he threw out his point of view, I immediately pretended to be puzzled and muttered - Hum? Leader

I thought, why, are you questioning me? When he finished speaking, I didn’t know what he was saying. I immediately expressed an expression of enlightenment and said--oh!"

The more she said, the more proud she became, "I want the leader to feel that I was baptized by his words, and I realized it very well. In the end, I stood in the same team with the leader."

"Ha ha……"

The audience burst into laughter again.

Xu Weng and others also laughed out loud.

Xiao Yang suddenly realized: "Oh——Listen to you, subvert your outlook on life."

When everyone saw Xiao Yang's expression, they couldn't help but slap Xiao on the thigh.

Dong Wan said: "So, Hao Jian, you not only have to play well with your leader, but you also have to do it, so that the leader is only willing to play with you. When he thinks of the ball, he thinks of you, and when he thinks of you,

His hands were itchy."

Xiao Yang said seriously: "I understand, it's just to let me establish an image of being beaten."

Dong Wan laughed.

The audience laughed too.

Xiao Yang was suddenly stunned: "Then I deserve a beating, can I become a regular person?"

Dong Wan said: "It's not just a regular person. You see, my office is yours, Section Chief Hao?"

Xiao Yang shivered all over and held his hands and said, "Oh, no, no..."

Dong Wan leaned over and continued to laugh: "Section Chief Hao?"

Xiao Yang's trembling beat even harder: "Oh, Yoyo..."

Everyone was almost laughing to death.

Dong Wan pushed Xiao Yang to the leader’s desk, “Section Chief Hao, come on, Section Chief Hao, sit down, sit down, sit here and feel it.”

Xiao Yang waved his hand quickly: "No, no, no..."

Dong Wan pressed him on the chair: "Feel it!"

Xiao Yang swallowed and said, sitting down slowly.

"Ha ha……"

The audience was amused by Xiao Yang's expression again.

"Let's also taste the feeling of being a leader. Oh, this chair is so comfortable. No wonder you always sleep when you are at work. Oh, if I sit in this position from now on, then where can I sleep with the world?"

"Hahaha... sleep as much as you want, Section Chief Hao?"

Dong Wan smiled softly.

Everyone laughed so hard that they were swaying back and forth.

Xiao Yang waved his hands repeatedly to refuse.

At this moment, the phone suddenly rang on the desk.

Xiao Yang picked up the phone: "Hey, I am Section Chief Hao, who are you? Director Hu, I'm sorry, what's the phone you called, it's turned off..."

Dong Wan was shocked and hurriedly ran over to grab the phone, scolding her, "Get up for me."

Then she hurriedly said to the phone: "Hey, hey, Director Hu. Yes, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here just now, you're here? OK, that's great, it's just right here.

There is good news waiting for you!”

Dong Wan hung up the phone.

Xiao Yang swallowed and asked, "He is here, where will I go with him?"

Dong Wan said: "I have prepared it for you a long time ago."

The two walked over and there was a large table tennis table next to them.

Xiao Yang picked up the racket and gestured.

At this moment, the Director Hu and the Chief also came in.

The audience saw that it was Hu Feihua, and before Hu Feihua could speak, everyone was happy.

Hu Feihua's face was even more amusing than Xiao Yang, and even Xiao Yang and Dong Wan almost laughed.

Dong Wan rushed over, "Director Hu. Chief."

Hu Feihua said with her hands behind her back: "If anyone plays table tennis again in the future, I will punish anyone!"

Xiao Yang was stunned and hurriedly hid the racket behind him, playing the ball net into his pocket, but a large piece was still exposed.

Dong Wan was also stunned, "Oh, Director Hu, what's wrong?"

Hu Feihua said lightly: "I don't know who it is. I actually found out that I like to play table tennis and actually practiced in the office during working hours. What kind of behavior do you think is this?"

Xiao Yang swallowed a big saliva.

Everyone laughed and sucked.

Dong Wan smiled: "Oh, Director Hu, it's no big deal to play table tennis."

"Playing table tennis itself is a positive and healthy sport, but if you use it to your preferences, it will be a bad trend!"

Hu Feihua turned her head and saw the ball net in Xiao Yang's pocket and frowned.

Xiao Yang hurriedly wrapped the ball net around his neck like a scarf.

Hu Feihua looked at Xiao Yang, "I still wear a scarf in hot weather? It looks quite heavy."

The audience burst into laughter.

Xiao Yang laughed apologized, "The wind is strong, my mother is afraid that it will be lost."

Dong Wan hurriedly rescued the situation: "Hey, Director, this is a new comrade from our unit."

Hu Feihua said: "Secretary Ma, you are an old comrade. Now that our unit has this work style problem, should you take the lead?"

Dong Wan immediately explained: "I said they! I said that even if you practice, you will never be able to fight to the level of Director Hu. The Director Hu. The Director Hu is in his original unit and he is always the champion every year."

Hu Feihua interrupted her: "Don't compliment me, I will be the runner-up one year."

The audience was curious.

Dong Wan was also curious.

Hu Feihua didn't explain, "Actually, I didn't play this table tennis well. How did I get the championship that year? It's all about moisture."

Dong Wan hurriedly smiled: "It can't be all water. Didn't you say just now? You will have the second place in the year."

Hu Feihua said seriously: "Yes, I was the deputy director that year."

"Ha ha……"

The audience laughed, **You are such a talent.

Dong Wan was embarrassed: "Hahaha, this... this is really... a pity, haha..."

Hu Feihua waved his hand: "Okay, okay, I'm going to go far, I'm going to go far, I'm going to go far, you just told me on the phone that there is good news waiting for me, what good news?"

Dong Wan panicked: "Ah, okay...what..."

Turning to look at Xiao Yang, "The Director, ask you, what good news?"

Xiao Yang made a shocked expression.

All the audience laughed so hard that they slapped their thighs, you funny!

Xiao Yang took a deep breath, smiled and said, "What are you asking me?"

Dong Wan nodded.

Xiao Yang chuckled, "My surname is Hao, and my name is Hao Xun."

Hu Feihua was stunned: "Your name is Hao Xun?"

Dong Wan nodded quickly: "They gave him the fuck, what did you say, hahaha..."

The audience hilarious again, you three are all funny.

Ji Anran's family and Xiao Yang's family were also amused.

Now, even Xiao Xiu dare not say a word about Xiao Yang's bad things.

Xiao Yang can speak sketches, speak crosstalk, sing and play the piano. This is an all-rounder. Who can be so outstanding?

...

On stage.

Hu Feihua asked: "What's the matter with me?"

Xiao Yang kept winking at Dong Wan.

Dong Wan pretended not to see it, "The Director asked you what you said, why are you blinking and crossing your eyes?"

Xiao Yang took a deep breath: "Director, there are a few people in the unit who are always playing table tennis there, which is a crackling sound, affecting Chief Ma's sleep."

Dong Wan almost vomited blood after being so angry.

You boy said I went to bed when I was at work?

"Ha ha……"

The audience laughed loudly.

Xiao Yang hurriedly changed his words: "No, it's writing materials."

Dong Wan let out a long sigh and nodded and said, "Yes, it affects my writing of materials."

Hu Feihua said: "Just just give me a small report, right? This little comrade reported the problem very timely."

Dong Wan and Xiao Yang both breathed a sigh of relief.

Hu Feihua continued: "Chief Ma, there is someone named Hao Jian in your department?"

Dong Wan was stunned: "Ah—?"

Hu Feihua said: "As far as I understand, this young man has strong business ability and is a good seedling. The organization decided to turn him into a regular basis."

Xiao Yang was shocked.

Dong Wan was so scared that she covered her chest.

The audience was happy.

Backstage, Xu Weng and others gave thumbs up. This is the best sketch they have seen in recent years.

Hu Feihua frowned, "What's wrong?"

Xiao Yangqiang smiled: "I... am so happy for him."

Hu Feihua said: "Hao news, you should learn more from Comrade Hao Jian."

As he said that, he took off the ball net around Xiao Yang's neck, and then continued: "If you want to achieve results in your work, there is no shortcut to go, you can only work diligently and keep your feet on the ground. In addition, if you have nothing to do, don't always give yourself this stage name.

Otherwise, if there is really good news, you dare not accept it. It’s so sad.”

Xiao Yang hurriedly apologized: "Director, I am Hao Jian, I'm sorry, I was wrong."

Dong Wan said: "Enough! Is this your fault? Director, it's my fault. If you want to say it, just talk about me. It's because I'm lazy in my mind and neglect in management. If I'm not careful, I'll let him get up.

A stage name, bureau chief, I really don’t know about this table tennis table.”

Hu Feihua scolded: "Enough! Ma Jingjing, you are a flatterer and a bad sheep. The relevant departments have already grasped your problem."

With a sneer, Hu Feihua said: "You really opened my eyes today! You don't do serious business with national money, just flatter you and take shortcuts, and wait for you to be dealt with!"

With a wave of his hand, Hu Feihua left.

"Director Hu, I was wrong, give me another chance!"

Dong Wan cried and chased her out of the door.

Xiao Yang looked at the audience, "What a big deal happened, and Chief Ma of the unit was also photographed."

With a long sigh, Xiao Yang continued, "I understand now that if you want to be a competent cadre, you must be - refuse porn, refuse gambling, and refuse table tennis."

He finally said to the audience loudly, "Don't always think about what the leader likes, think more about what the people need!"

"Baoba..."

The audience applause was thunderous.

Xiao Yang was a great success when he starred in a sketch for the first time!

Xiao Yang's popularity continues to rise.

Now he is a killer of all ages!

Those who had previously looked down on the East China Sea Spring Festival Gala were slapped in the face.

Xiao Yang's program was not cut off, so Xiao Yang took action himself.

It is still unknown who is the first in the ratings!

The day after tomorrow, everyone gave Xiao Yang warm applause.

But at this moment, Xu Weng suddenly said: "You may not be able to go on stage for the next magic performance."