The king of entertainment

On stage.

Dong Wan said: "The child's father is."

Mei Niansheng lifted the crutches and sighed: "Hey!"

Dong Wan said: "If you ask me, don't sell this crutch!"

Mei Niansheng said: "Don't say that. I won't sell it. I made this pair of crutches and put together the work and materials. I didn't sleep all day and night. If I don't sell it, won't I be compensated?"

Dong Wan said: "The streets are full of people with good legs and feet. Who will buy your stuff?"

The audience was so happy that they sold crutches, sold crutches, and it turned out that they were just selling crutches.

But, how will this kid selling thing be funny next? Everyone is looking forward to it.

Mei Niansheng said: "What are you talking about? You don't know my strengths and you still call me a big liar. I can deceive the good and the bad, and the young couple is living a good life. I'll give it to you."

He deceived us into breaking up. Today I am selling crutches. With a pair of good legs, I can deceive him into being lame!"

Many people were sweating profusely, Mr. Mei, it turns out you are so capable of deceiving.

Many people laughed, Mr. Mei was so funny.

Ji Wenchang and others have to admire that Mei Niansheng is worthy of being the actor with a thousand faces and a king-level actor.

Dong Wan said: "Haha, you can pull me down."

Mei Niansheng said: "Believe it or not?"

Dong Wan said: "I don't believe that someone with a good leg can deceive others into being lame?"

Mei Niansheng said: "This is my strength."

Everyone laughed.

Dong Wan said: "I don't know what your strengths are yet."

At this point, she looked at the audience and said with a smile: "Our child's father is very interesting. I heard that Accountant Wang's family wanted to buy a horse, and ended up going to his store to sell car covers; I heard that Silengzi wanted to buy a motorcycle, so he went to his store.

They sell safety helmets; I heard that Mrs. Zhang couldn’t sleep, so she went to his store to sell sleeping pills; the most annoying thing was that she heard that Zhao Sanya was getting married, so she went to his house and bought pink pants.”

Everyone laughed.

"Is this really Dong Wan? A girl in her early twenties can actually make a fifty-year-old middle-aged woman come to life. Her acting skills are really good."

"Dong Wan's acting skills are really good. I haven't seen her works before, but they are much better than Xiao Yang."

Everyone laughed and started talking.

Xiao Yang was sullen in the background. Are you as scornful as yours?

On stage.

Mei Niansheng said: "Stop talking, this is called the market, make sure you get the quantity in advance!"

Dong Wan said: "You sometimes make mistakes in your lead time!"

Mei Niansheng said: "This is a mistake."

Dong Wan looked at the audience and said, "This is how he got his crutches. I heard that Lao Zhang broke his leg while riding a four-wheeler. He got up early to make this crutch for someone, and they were seriously injured.

After I was discharged from the hospital, I immediately used a wheelchair. This crutch was not sold, hahaha."

Everyone laughed.

Mei Niansheng said very confidently: "Don't worry, I will abduct this one today."

Dong Wan said: "The streets are full of people with good legs and feet. Who will buy them?"

Mei Niansheng chuckled: "Daughter-in-law, let's find someone with good legs and feet to sell to him today to see how good I can be at deception."

Everyone laughed again, you really want to fool me.

Dong Wan said: "Then how do you make others think you are not lying?"

Mei Niansheng held up her chest and said: "Those who wish will take the bait, understand? Say a few words for me."

Everyone smiled, Mr. Mei was finally starting to cheat.

Dong Wan shook his head and said, "I won't fool you, you can handle it yourself."

Mei Niansheng said: "Look at my eyes and act, okay? Hey, someone is coming, shout quickly -"

Dong Wan raised her voice: "Ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"

At this time, Xiao Yang came out on his bicycle.

After hearing "Turn, turn...", Xiao Yang turned around on his bicycle and said loudly: "What are you giving me? Do you know where I am going? Tell me to turn?"

Mei Niansheng leaned into Dong Wan's ear and said: "Shout for sale."

Dong Wan came to her senses and said loudly: "Sell it! Sell it!"

Everyone laughed, your intelligence is really not suitable for fooling around.

Mei Niansheng was furious: "What are you selling?"

Dong Wan said: "Hua!"

Mei Niansheng nodded and said, "Connect."

Dong Wan shouted loudly: "It's been kidnapped! It's been kidnapped!"

Everyone laughed.

Xiao Yang asked naively: "Huh? What's going on? Who wants to kidnap and traffick you?"

Everyone couldn't help but laugh. Xiao Yang was always funny before, but now he suddenly pretended to be stupid. It was quite interesting.

Dong Wan said: "No, he was abducted."

Xiao Yang was stunned, "Are you going to kidnap someone?"

Mei Niansheng glared at Xiao Yang, "What are you looking at, kidnapping? I can sell a product like you, but you can buy it yourself!"

Everyone laughed.

Xiao Yang asked naively: "What's going on with you guys?"

Mei Niansheng waved her hand: "It's nothing, don't meddle in other people's business."

Dong Wan said hurriedly: "We are a couple and we are playing here!"

Mei Niansheng smiled and said: "Hehehe, we are from the same family and we are playing here!"

Xiao Yang said: "These two couples are selling their wives for fun during the Mid-Autumn Festival. It's quite interesting."

"Ha ha……"

Everyone laughed so hard that they fell forward and backward.

You are really good at last-hitting.

Dong Wan took a deep look at Xiao Yang and suddenly shouted loudly, "It's been kidnapped!"

Mei Niansheng sighed: "Oh, it's quite dangerous. He's very ill!"

Xiao Yang's face was full of doubts, "What are you talking about? I don't know how sick I am? It's just you who don't know how sick you are, you two are so nagging!"

Mei Niansheng said: "This disease is diagnosed at an advanced stage!"

Xiao Yang was startled: "What's wrong with you? Say something nice on this special occasion! Believe it or not, I'll slap you!"

Everyone laughed, Mr. Mei was really good at deceiving, and successfully tricked Xiao Yang.

Mei Niansheng said: "Don't be excited. If you see something wrong, you won't believe it even if you tell me."

Xiao Yang couldn't help but ask, "You have to tell me and tell me?"

Mei Niansheng said: "Let's not talk about your condition first, I know what you do!"

Everyone is curious.

Xiao Yang was delighted: "You still know what I do? What do I do?"

Mei Niansheng said: "You are the big boss in business——"

Xiao Yang was stunned: "What?"

Mei Niansheng laughed: "That's impossible!"

Everyone is happy.

Xiao Yang was also happy, "Nonsense!"

Mei Niansheng hesitated to speak: "You..."

Xiao Yang looked at his bicycle and said, "Has the big boss ever ridden this?"

Mei Niansheng said: "You work in a hotel."

Dong Wan asked in a low voice: "How did you know he was in the hotel?"

Mei Niansheng looked at Dong Wan, "I smell of green onion, do you think it's from a hotel?"

Everyone laughed, Mr. Mei, your investigative ability is quite strong.

Xiao Yang was a little surprised: "Then...why do you think I work in a hotel?"

Mei Niansheng said: "Dianshao's chef!"

Xiao Yang's face was full of surprise.

Dong Wan asked: "Oh, how did you know he was a chef?"

Mei Niansheng said: "With a big head and fat ears, if you are not a rich man, you will be a cook! - Really? Is it a chef?"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and after taking a closer look, it was true that Xiao Yang's head was really a bit big, and his ears were also bigger than ordinary people.

Suddenly, everyone burst into laughter and applause.

Who came up with this? It’s either a rich man or a cook. It’s amazing!

Xiao Yang laughed and said, "Wow, okay, okay, you guessed it right."

Mei Niansheng smiled: "Don't count, right?"

Xiao Yang said: "Ah, ah, ah, ah, yes, I definitely guessed the profession correctly. Then what did you say about me just now? What did you say about it being serious and advanced? What's going on?"

Mei Niansheng looked at Xiao Yang, "If I tell you, do you believe it?"

Xiao Yang said: "You have to say it before I know whether I believe it or not."

Mei Niansheng said: "In the recent period, I don't feel that a certain part of your body is different from the past. If you think about it, think hard! Tell the truth!"

Everyone laughed.

This big deceit is really not a cover-up.

Ji Wenchang, Ma Jincheng and others looked at each other and were surprised. This sketch...can definitely become a classic.

Putting aside Mei Niansheng's factors, the sketch itself is top-notch.

On stage.

Xiao Yang said: "I don't feel anything is different, I just feel that my face is getting thicker and thicker?"

"Ha ha……"

The audience couldn't help laughing.

Do you still know that you are thick-skinned?

Mei Niansheng said: "By the way, this is not the main disease! Do you know why your face is thick?"

Xiao Yang was confused: "Why?"

Mei Niansheng said: "It's because of the necrosis of your peripheral nerves that the upper part is thickened."

Everyone couldn't help but laugh, your uncle is still your uncle, your ability to deceive is really amazing.

Xiao Yang said: "Where did you hold it in?"

Mei Niansheng said: "Below the waist, feet upward."

Xiao Yang looked at his legs: "Legs?"

Mei Niansheng nodded sharply: "The enemy!"

Xiao Yang was stunned: "No, there's nothing wrong with my legs!"

Everyone laughed.

I have to say that Xiao Yang's acting skills have indeed improved a lot compared to before. At least...he dares to share the stage with the actor.

Mei Niansheng jumped up with small steps: "Take two steps! Take two steps! If you are not sick, take two steps! Do you want to see a doctor? Just take two steps to see a doctor!"

Seeing Mei Niansheng's funny look, everyone couldn't help but laugh.

Xiao Yang followed with a small dance: "Let's go, take two steps, go, take two steps, take two steps, take two steps."

Everyone laughed, this Xiao Yang is also a living treasure.

Mei Niansheng said: "Stop! Is there anything wrong with your shoes?"

Xiao Yang was stunned: "What's wrong?"

Mei Niansheng said: "One is higher and the other is lower?"

Xiao Yang said: "No, these are standard travel shoes!"

Mei Niansheng said seriously: "My opponent, it's because you have a disease in your legs and one of your legs is short!"

Everyone laughed and liked to see you talking nonsense in a serious manner.

Xiao Yang shook his head: "It doesn't matter! If I want one leg to be long and one leg to be short, the pants seller will tell me!"

Mei Niansheng said: "If the trousers seller tells you, do you still want to buy trousers? How does it look like I have a good mind?"

"Ha ha……"

Everyone is overjoyed, but you are evil-minded.

Xiao Yang thought for a moment and said, "That seems to be the case."

Mei Niansheng said: "Let's do this, I will adjust it for you. Believe it or not, your legs will be lifted up with my hands, as high as you can lift them. If I tell you to fall down, you can just go down as hard as you want, okay?"

Okay? Believe me, your legs are definitely sick and your right leg is short! Come on, let’s have fun!”

As he spoke, he really started taking action.

The audience almost burst out laughing. Are you still excited? You are almost sixty years old, okay?

Xiao Yang also followed suit.

Mei Niansheng suddenly stopped and said: "Stop! Is it okay?"

Xiao Yang nodded: "I feel numb."

Dong Wan asked: "Why is he numb?"

Mei Niansheng leaned over and said, "If you stomp, you will be numb!"

Everyone laughed until they shed tears.

Mei Niansheng looked at Xiao Yang: "No, no? No?"

Xiao Yang said: "It's really numb."

"Then keep coming!"

Mei Niansheng continued to do the movements, and Xiao Yang also followed suit.

The two jumped from one side of the stage to the other.

Seeing Xiao Yang and Mei Niansheng, an old man and a young man, playing tricks, everyone couldn't help laughing again.

Xiao Yang suddenly shouted: "Oh, oh, oh, oh my god!"

Dong Wan looked at Mei Niansheng and said, "Oh, my good legs have been fooled into lameness!"

Everyone laughed and almost forgot about Dong Wan's funny side.

Xiao Yang was stunned: "What did you say?"

Mei Niansheng said: "Did you see it? My wife has noticed it. She said you were lying and you are lame."

"Ha ha……"

Many people laughed until their jaws were sore.

Xiao Yang was a little scared: "Sister, why didn't you notice it earlier?"

Dong Wan said: "If you hadn't met him in the early years, if you had met him you would have been lame."

"Ha ha……"

Everyone laughed and cried, what a pig-like teammate.

Mei Niansheng said hurriedly: "What my wife means is that if you had met me a long time ago, I would have adjusted it for you."

Xiao Yang was a little anxious: "Brother, what's going on? This...can I still be saved?"