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Mei Niansheng pointed at Xiao Yang's left leg and said, "Don't worry, you had a sprained leg when you were young."

Xiao Yang was stunned, pointed to his right leg and said, "No, has my leg sprained?"

Everyone laughed loudly, Mei Da's liar was about to be revealed.

Mei Niansheng was stunned for a moment, and then said seriously: "It's been transferred! It's been transferred to this leg. Later, your career was very unfavorable to you. It turns out that you are not a pushover, you are a cutter, and you are always pushing hard on this leg.

, just press this leg heavier and heavier, heavier and heavier! In the mild case, it will be on tiptoe, in the severe case, the femoral head will be necrotic, and in the advanced stage, it will be a vegetative state!"

Dong Wan laughed loudly: "Hahahahahahaha."

Everyone was so happy that they even moved away. They didn’t even support the wall, so they just obeyed you.

Mei Niansheng looked at Dong Wan and scolded: "What are you doing? Why are you laughing?"

Dong Wan said with a face full of embarrassment: "This is my first time watching your performance, hahaha, I couldn't help it."

Everyone was delighted. The pig teammate played by Dong Wan was really impressive.

Mei Niansheng glared at Dong Wan, then looked at Xiao Yang: "You can't give up treatment!"

Xiao Yang hurriedly asked: "Brother, what medicine should I use?"

Mei Niansheng said: "Medicine doesn't work!"

Dong Wan said: "It's a big holiday, don't let people take medicine, tell them to abdicate!"

Mei Niansheng said: "Look, my wife knows that she is on crutches!"

Everyone laughed and finally started selling abducts.

Xiao Yang was stunned: "On crutches?"

Mei Niansheng said: "After you get on crutches, your legs will gradually become balanced, and it will get better little by little. I remember when an old man saw that I had a leg problem, she felt sorry for the money and wouldn't let me

After seeing a doctor, he finally became disabled."

Xiao Yang asked for a while, "You?"

Mei Niansheng pointed to her left leg: "Well, there is a steel plate inside."

Xiao Yang looked at his left leg: "Is this a useless leg?"

Dong Wan was stunned: "Old man, we have great legs."

Everyone was happy again, they were really pig-like teammates.

Mei Niansheng scolded: "What are you talking about! Who can use crutches if they have good legs?"

Xiao Yang said, "Yes."

Dong Wan said: "Don't sell that kid..."

Mei Niansheng cut her off and said, "Stop being deceptive!"

Xiao Yang begged: "Oh, sister, please stop messing around, okay? This is a discussion between patients about their condition, what are you doing!"

Everyone laughed.

Mei Niansheng said, "You still have to sell crutches!"

Xiao Yang asked, "Where should I buy abducts?"

Dong Wan said: "Oh brother, haven't you understood? He just wants to sell you this kidnapping!"

Mei Niansheng pushed Dong Wan and said, "What are you talking about? Come over! What are you selling? What should I use to sell it? Why are you doing this? If a woman picks it up, won't it be over if she gives it to him?"

Xiao Yang said hurriedly: "No!"

Dong Wan also said hurriedly: "I won't sell it!"

Mei Niansheng said: "Stop talking, okay? Take the abductor!"

He threw the crutch to Xiao Yang.

Xiao Yang said: "Oh, big brother! Oh, big brother, I can't ask for it in vain, I have to give you money!"

Mei Niansheng said: "I know that women want money, but you can't save face. You want face. If I don't want it, it means looking down on you, right? That's good. I'll give you half, a hundred."

Everyone laughed.

Xiao Yang said: "Hey, okay, okay."

Mei Niansheng said: "Let me tell you, if you give me too much, I will worry about you!"

Xiao Yang said: "Okay, okay."

As he spoke, he started to take out the money, but Xiao Yang showed embarrassment after escaping the money, "Oh, brother, brother, what's that... I only have thirty-two yuan for the two of them."

Everyone laughed.

Dong Wan said: "Then take it. You can also give us something else."

Mei Niansheng was a little annoyed: "What kind of bicycle do you want?"

Xiao Yang said: "Oh, yes, yes, yes."

Mei Niansheng hurriedly apologized and said, "You're just kidding me. I can't control this daughter-in-law. She just asks for a bicycle when we meet."

Dong Wan was stunned: "I didn't say I wanted a bicycle."

Everyone laughed, as Mr. Mei started to fool even his own wife.

Mei Niansheng said: "I won't take you out anymore."

Xiao Yang comforted: "Brother, don't be angry. I think what my eldest sister said is reasonable. You said that with my legs and feet, I basically say goodbye to the bicycle, right? I will give the bicycle to you, you see.

Is that okay?”

"Ha ha……"

Everyone laughed.

Mei Niansheng said: "Okay, okay."

Dong Wan suddenly said: "No, you can't ask for someone else's bicycle. Push it away quickly, he is trying to trick you!"

Xiao Yang was very angry and couldn't help but said: "You are trying to trick me! Why are you like this? I'm just wondering, how come there is such a big gap in the lives of a couple who live together?"

Everyone laughed.

Mei Niansheng handed the crutch to Xiao Yang: "Brother, use the crutch!"

Xiao Yang held his cane, held Mei Niansheng's hand and said, "Brother, it's fate!"

Mei Niansheng said: "Don't get excited, go back and recuperate, you will be fine in a few days."

Xiao Yang was very excited: "Okay, big brother!"

Mei Niansheng said: "Don't get excited."

Xiao Yang said: "What, I won't say anything about me."

He turned around and walked away with his cane in his hand,

Dong Wan said: "Isn't it a little too much for you to do this?"

Mei Niansheng said: "It's too much, and he still has to thank us."

Xiao Yang suddenly turned around: "Thank you!"

"Ha ha……"

Everyone laughed so hard that they fell forward and backward.

Dong Wan sighed.

Mei Niansheng said: "What are you doing? Are you feeling distressed or something? Go, change places!"

Dong Wan was stunned: "What else are you going to do?"

Mei Niansheng said: "Find someone with bad legs and feet to sell the bicycle to!"

"Hahaha……"

Everyone in the audience laughed.

Mei Niansheng said as she pushed her bicycle off the field, Dong Wan chased after her.

At this point, the skit is over.

Ji Wenchang couldn't help but sigh, "Xiao Yang, that's awesome!"

Of course he was talking about Xiao Yang's creative ability. "Selling Kidnapping" is definitely among the top three sketches in recent years.

Zhang Yonglin also praised, "Mr. Mei's performance is really refreshing."

Deputy Director Jia didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Why did they become the same audience as those in Beijing?

At this time, his assistant came over and said, "Deputy Jia, their simultaneous ratings have caught up."

Deputy Director Jia said, "How much is left?"

The man said, "There's still 0.1% left."

Deputy Director Jia breathed a sigh of relief. 0.1% is enough. It won’t be long before the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala ends.

Suddenly, a staff member hurriedly came in and said, "Deputy Jia, something serious has happened."

Deputy Director Jia said with a straight face, "Why are you panicking?"

The staff member said tremblingly, "I'm sorry, Deputy Jia."

Deputy Director Jia asked, "What happened?"

"Li Qi publicly stated on Weibo that there was actually just a misunderstanding between her and Huang Weicheng, and she apologized to Huang Weicheng for her previous impulsiveness."

"Now, many people are saying behind their backs that we asked Li Qi to frame Huang Weicheng."

"The simultaneous ratings of one set have been rising and are not much different from ours."

The staff member said a lot in one breath.

Deputy Director Jia's face darkened, "What on earth is Li Qi doing?"

Can he not be angry? Li Qi's defection may be fatal to them.

Zhang Yonglin stood up and said, "It's okay, it's our turn to play soon."

This is the last show.

Xiao Yang and the others have also reached the last program.