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The Tokyo University Gala Scene.

On stage.

The crosstalk continues.

Xiao Yang said: "He deserves it, but he is happy. Your job is to educate people, even if he is not happy."

Hu Feihua was stunned: "Ah? That's OK?"

Xiao Yang said: "What is the audience who loses more than one billion? You stand firmly!"

The people in the crosstalk world in Beijing were getting darker and darker, and Xiao Yang was completely mocking them.

On stage.

Hu Feihua said: "I don't know where I stand."

Xiao Yang said: "It must be elegant! He likes to listen or not, and if he doesn't listen, he doesn't listen. He deserves it, he will die!"

"Haha, go to death!"

"Go to die, the three vulgarities!"

The audience shouted.

Many people on the Beijing University program team were confused.

On the stage, Xiao Yang said: "Remember, you are a teacher, and on the stage you must be against the vulgarity!"

Hu Feihua was stunned: "Three vulgarities?"

Xiao Yang said: "Didn't you just talk about it in crosstalk? Three vulgar! Vulgar, vulgar, and kitsch!"

Everyone laughed.

Is it finally started?

Teacher Xiao never showed mercy.

Hu Feihua was slightly stunned: "Is this the three vulgarities?"

Xiao Yang nodded: "Absolutely anti-themums! Keep it in your heart."

Hu Feihua nodded: "Okay, okay!"

Xiao Yang said: "Humility makes people progress, and even shits can make progress! What's more, you are a fleshy person!"

Everyone was stunned at first, and then the audience burst into laughter.

The audience in front of the TV couldn't help but feel happy.

He said he boycotted Xiao Yang's crosstalk, but in fact many people still opened it and read it.

Dongda’s ratings are recovering!

Hu Feihua said: "You said this is too dirty. You are called Sanshi, do you know?"

Xiao Yang was unhappy, "Do I kill you to believe me?"

Hu Feihua looked at the audience, "Wow! It's so perverted!"

"Ha ha……"

Everyone laughed wildly.

Xiao Yang said: "I haven't been beaten by a hooligan, right? The big flower pot hit the head and bleeded, making your eyes stitch stitches, which are more unfair than Yang Naiwu."

Hu Feihua shivered, "Me?"

Xiao Yang pulled his sleeves and said, "Let's go out, I'll let you see my tattoo."

Hu Feihua hurriedly said, "It's okay, why are you doing shirtless? I won't look at this."

Everyone laughed again.

Xiao Yang said: "Dare you dare to say that I am a vulgar? The vulgarity is a means I use to insult people. Do you know if I say I am not good?"

Hu Feihua was stunned, "Who said you can't?"

Xiao Yang hummed gently, "Do you know? I am very busy with work every day. If I deal with you, a boring person, how can I serve the people? How can I resist the vulgarity?"

Hu Feihua was happy, "Which unit do you belong to?"

Xiao Yang was very arrogant, "Do you care?"

Hu Feihua smiled and said, "Ask you what job you do?"

Xiao Yang spat on the ground: "Ph——"

Hu Feihua was so amused and crying, "What's the matter with you, crazy? What do you mean? Are you?"

Xiao Yang said: "You just saw it?"

Looking at the audience in the audience, he continued, "They have seen it long ago."

"Ha ha……"

"This funny guy!"

"I'm almost laughing to death."

Everyone was almost amused by Xiao Yang to death.

Hu Feihua had no choice but to say: "I can't chat with you."

Xiao Yang said: "I often think."

Hu Feihua asked: "What are you thinking?"

Xiao Yang said: "Why are you so unrespectful? I am also very anxious at work. Many people are not doing their jobs, and many deviant things need to be corrected, but I can't worry about them."

Hu Feihua asked curiously: "What's the matter?"

Xiao Yang said: "User... take a phone, a cell phone and talk there."

Hu Feihua said: "So what's wrong? It's normal."

Xiao Yang said: "You have some serious business? What are mobile phones used for?"

Hu Feihua asked: "What are you doing?"

Everyone was also curious.

Xiao Yang said: "Why should we invent a mobile phone?"

Hu Feihua asked: "Why?"

Xiao Yang said: "The purpose of inventing the mobile phone is to let you use it to achieve the four modernizations!"

Hu Feihua was so amused and crying, "Will you use your mobile phone to realize the four modernizations?"

Xiao Yang said seriously: "It's not for you to chat!"

Hu Feihua was happy, "Don't raise the problem to this level."

Xiao Yang said: "It's so vulgar, it's annoying. I'm not a scientist, if I'm a scientist, I'll make you unable to talk to you."

Hu Feihua asked: "What does it look like?"

Xiao Yang gestured for a moment and said, "The first thing is to be big. It's such a big one, like a mooncake box, it can't be put in the pocket. The second thing is wired and can't be moved on the table. This research has made society progress again.

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"Haha, it's so funny!"

Everyone laughed loudly.

Hu Feihua was surprised: "Ah? Then society will go back and know? Isn't this a wired phone?"

Xiao Yang frowned, "Why are you always fighting with me?"

Hu Feihua was amused and crying, "It's not that I did it against you, it's that you said it inappropriately."

Xiao Yang hummed lightly: "I am simply a very vulgar person."

Everyone couldn't help laughing, why did Hu Feihua become vulgar?

Hu Feihua asked: "Why am I so vulgar?"

Xiao Yang said: "It's too vulgar. Comrade, it's wrong for you to do this."

Hu Feihua was stunned, "I'm not right?"

Xiao Yang said: "To improve taste, be elegant. Remember: the net of heaven is vast and fat but not greasy."

Hu Feihua was so amused and crying, "What a mess? You are such a poor person's education."

Everyone laughed and burst into tears.

Xiao Yang said: "For an actor, you should be respectful. I knew there was an actor who didn't respect himself at all."

Hu Feihua was curious: "Is that true?"

Xiao Yang said: "In the end, I finally got jailed."

Hu Feihua said: "No, I'm going to jail."

Xiao Yang said: "This actor is called Dian'er."

"Dian'er?"

"I'm still showing off!"

"I'll go, dai'er? You're so talented!"

The audience was very happy.

Hu Feihua said: "The actor's name is also vulgar."

Xiao Yang smiled, "I often think that walking on the street makes me feel unable to open my eyes."

Hu Feihua: "Why can't you stand it?"

Xiao Yang said: "Some people wear vests and shorts and go out on the street. Are they humans?"

Everyone almost laughed, why aren't they human?

Hu Feihua said: "It's very reasonable."

Xiao Yang said: "Some people came out in pajamas and pajamas."

Hu Feihua was amused and crying, "Is this temporary? I can forgive me."

Xiao Yang sneered, "I don't have any self-respect. You can go to the swimming pool and see. They are all wearing swimsuits. Do you want shame?"

Hu Feihua was happy, "Nonsense, are you going to swim in a cotton jacket?"

Xiao Yangyi said righteously: "It's too vulgar to expose his arms and thighs. Now he is not doing a good job in a swimsuit."

Hu Feihua asked: "What's wrong?"

Xiao Yang said: "How great is the swimsuits in the past very dignified."

Hu Feihua was stunned: "Is it in the past-?"

Xiao Yang said: "In the past, I could only see my butt when I took off my swimsuit. Now, I can only see my swimsuit when I took off my butt. It's too vulgar."

"Ha ha!"

"You are such a fucking talent!"

"Xiu'er, you're so beautiful!"

“The picture feels too strong.”

Everyone was amused.

On the other side of Beijing University, the people from the Crosstalk Association became increasingly silent.

Although they don’t want to admit it, this crosstalk has surpassed many classic crosstalks so far!

On the stage, Hu Feihua said: "There are no ones who keep watching their butts like you!"

Xiao Yang said: "How did you come out when you dress like that? You are not the starring of those yellow and porn video tapes. You are not Li Qi, Iijima Mari..."

(Li Qi and Iijima Mary are the beautiful stars in this world).

Hu Feihua said: "I don't know whether you are vulgar or not. You have watched a lot of movies anyway!"

Everyone laughed so hard that they were tilted back and forth.

These two funny guys!

The simultaneous viewership rate of Dongda University is still soaring.

In the other side of the capital, Wang Jingmeng and others were shocked.

It’s too fierce to have a crosstalk that can make the ratings rise so much?