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When the ratings of the Dongda Gala Gala rebounded, crosstalk continued.

Hu Feihua said: "Hey! You are really that good enough!"

Xiao Yang said seriously: "I looked at it with criticality."

Everyone laughed and criticized? Come on! You should go to "crack".

Hu Feihua was also stunned: "Can this movie still be watched critically?"

Xiao Yang said righteously: "I want to see how depraved they are! What is my life for a little night? I am against the vulgarity!"

Everyone rolled their eyes and booed.

Hu Feihua was happy: "Just do this?"

Xiao Yang said: "Sometimes many things are unpredictable. You are also considering how to stop chatting on your phone. Sometimes you receive some boring text messages, yellow and color text messages, which is too boring. One of them says this.

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Hu Feihua was so amused and crying: "Stop talking! Why did you mention this when you are in the string?"

Winding?

Many old drivers couldn't help laughing.

Xiao Yang probably has really been in the process, otherwise he wouldn't have been so impatient.

Xiao Yang said: "It's very vulgar."

Hu Feihua said: "I haven't forgotten, I remembered it again."

Xiao Yang asked: "Have you received your phone?"

Hu Feihua said: "No one can guarantee that two will be accepted."

Xiao Yang smiled a little: "Have you seen it?"

Hu Feihua was serious and said, "I have to read it no matter how I send it."

Xiao Yang said: "Tell me two things."

Everyone laughed, two lyrics.

Hu Feihua said: "Me? I don't spread this, do you know?"

Xiao Yang hummed lightly: "It's so vulgar. You actually see, are you human? You have fallen, you have fallen. Now you remember that you need someone to lead you out of the quagmire. You will go further and shoot immediately and take a step back.

It's just a medical parole."

Hu Feihua was shocked: "Ah, I'm timid, don't scare me, have you received it?"

Xiao Yang said: "Is that too little? Some boring people sent it to me."

Hu Feihua asked, "So do you look at it?"

Xiao Yang said seriously: "Of course, I want to see how boring it is."

Hu Feihua despised: "You see too?"

Xiao Yang said: "I'm so critical of it."

Hu Feihua smiled and said, "Criticize?"

Xiao Yang said: "I am trying to rebel against the vulgarity. I'm sitting here. I'm sending a text message on my phone: I really want to take a walk with you under the moonlight. The fire below me is coming up."

"Haha, the fire below?"

"You really dare to say it!"

Everyone laughed and burst into tears.

Hu Feihua said: "Maybe it's your lover."

Xiao Yang snorted, "Bah! My wife doesn't recognize words."

Hu Feihua said: "That's the lover."

Xiao Yang was unhappy: "I am a man of clean and clean, and chaste and virtuous are my synonyms. I will follow the archway of chastity wherever I go. Do I know that I will never do extra work?"

Hu Feihua was happy, "What a mess."

Xiao Yang said: "I want to take a walk with me under the moonlight, it's so erotic."

Hu Feihua said, "If you don't think about it, you will have no sexuality."

Xiao Yang said: "The more you think about it, the more you become. The more you are, the more you are."

Hu Feihua said: "You figured it out."

Xiao Yang said: "After taking a walk, you just have to eat, and after eating, you just go home to sleep. It's too vulgar! I can't spare her."

Everyone laughed, this is a erotic encounter, not a erotic or erotic.

Hu Feihua said seriously: "Delete."

Xiao Yang said: "I sent a text message to ask: Who are you?"

Hu Feihua was happy, "You still ask?"

Xiao Yang said: "I have to know who she is and I can educate her."

Hu Feihua looked at the audience, "Does it take you to educate me?"

Everyone laughed.

Xiao Yang said: "Sometimes people forget their existence when they get busy. At this moment, I take out my wallet and take out my wife's photos. Looking back on those days when grass grows and birds fly, I will always be able to do it at this time.

I advised myself: Is there anything harder in the whole world than her?"

Everyone laughed and angrily.

Fortunately, you are not married, otherwise you will definitely kneel on the washboard when you go back.

Hu Feihua said: "You are just urging yourself like this?"

Xiao Yang said: "So, no matter how difficult it is, I must educate her. I must criticize her and let her walk on the road of light. I am not like others, immersed in yellow and colored text messages all day long.

He didn't even know his neighbors, but he was considering whether there were aliens in the world."

Hu Feihua said: "You are almost the same as an alien now."

Xiao Yang frowned and said, "I will continue to think about what this person looks like? Can't he look good?"

Hu Feihua asked with a smile: "Have you figured it out?"

Xiao Yang said: "I can't be beautiful."

Hu Feihua asked: "Why?"

Xiao Yang said: "Only those who serve the people are beautiful."

Hu Feihua said: "Yes."

Xiao Yang said: "Only those who are anti-vaginal people can look at the president of the capital with thick eyebrows and big eyes. This person must be very dirty. This woman is not good-looking. Her face is like an apple, her eyes are like grapes, her nose is like a peach, and her mouth is like a

Like a cherry.”

"Ha ha……"

The audience couldn't help laughing.

In the capital, the president of the Crosstalk Association's face was dark.

On the stage, Xiao Yang said: "We spent the next week every day in the insults of text messages."

Hu Feihua said: "You are still scolding people."

Xiao Yang said seriously: "I criticized her severely and cursed her. Finally, she replied: Thank you for your reminder. It really cooled down. I wear a lot of clothes and don't worry."

Hu Feihua was happy, "Are you verbally verbally?"

Xiao Yang said: "I want to educate her, and I will let her go to the right path in the world."

Hu Feihua was happy, "Then she told them to cool down?"

Xiao Yang smiled and said, "I want to rebel against the vulgarities."

Hu Feihua was amused and crying, "How come this is against the vulgarity?"

Xiao Yang said: "She has no letter for another month."

Hu Feihua asked: "Have you broken off the contact?"

Xiao Yang said: "Oh, she has turned aside? What should I do? How can I educate people?"

Hu Feihua said: "Well, why are you still educating?"

Xiao Yang was anxious: "That won't work. What should I do if they are all fine? How can I criticize them? I must criticize others. I want to educate others. Oh my God, where should I go? What should I do?"

Hu Feihua said, "You, die, you. What, just this text message is like this."

Xiao Yang said: "I have to educate people, I have to go against the vulgarity."

The audience booed everywhere, are you opposing the vulgarity? You are hooking up with women.

Hu Feihua looked at the audience: "I miss women and think about them crazy."

Everyone laughed.

Xiao Yang said: "Later, she finally sent a text message: I'm sorry I've gone abroad and haven't come back for a long time. I used all my savings to buy you a watch."

Hu Feihua was happy, "Gift?"

Xiao Yang nodded: "Yes."

Hu Feihua: "You still know what's right?"

Xiao Yang said: "She sent me another text message: I will wait for you at the overpass at 2pm tomorrow. Listen to her choosing this place."

Hu Feihua was stunned: "What's wrong?"

Xiao Yang said: "Tianqiao is a place where ordinary citizens go, which is low-level, vulgar, vulgar and boring. It can be seen that her taste is that the sky bridge represents vulgarity."

Everyone was laughing so hard that they cried. Is this a waste?

Xiao Yang was serious: "We are very elegant, I want to oppose the vulgarities!"

Every time he calls anti-humanity, the people in the capital will stumble, which is very embarrassing.

Hu Feihua said, "Stop yelling, as for not being so?"

Xiao Yang said: "I'm very angry, I'm very angry. I must criticize her that day and take the watch over by the way."

Hu Feihua was so amused and laughed, "You're going to take a watch."

Xiao Yang said: "That day, I packed up and changed my clothes at home and prepared to leave. Her text message came again: I'm sorry for something to do, let's go tomorrow. But I'm really impatient, I have to go!"

Everyone was amused and crying, are you so anxious?

Xiao Yang said: "That day, after I finished my work at the unit, I couldn't wait to run towards the overpass. As soon as I left the unit's door, the text message came again-"

Hu Feihua asked: "Who?"

Xiao Yang said: "It was sent by my colleague."

Hu Feihua asked: "What do you say?"

Xiao Yang said: "According to reliable news, the leader is coming to inspect this afternoon, so you may have to make corrections."

Hu Feihua smiled and said, "I want to be promoted."

Xiao Yang said: "It doesn't matter to me that promotion is not important. The key is that I can better serve the people and be able to oppose the world. Should I go to receive leaders or famous watches?"

The audience booed again.

Hu Feihua said: "Dragon is better than Dragon."

Xiao Yang showed joy, "Is that true?"

Hu Feihua nodded: "Of course."

Xiao Yang said: "Okay, then I'll go to receive the leader and get the watch tomorrow. She even slapped me yesterday, one-on-one, I'll go to the overpass tomorrow."

Hu Feihua nodded: "Yes."

Xiao Yang said: "I laughed with my leader for an afternoon, until my leader left, and my face was silly. I will move for a while. I will go to get a watch tomorrow."

Hu Feihua was happy, "Are you still thinking about it?"

Xiao Yang said: "Tomorrow I will go to Tianqiao to educate people. I will go to Tianqiao to go to the world to fight against the vulgarity. I will go to Tianqiao to educate people. I am very happy to go home."

Hu Feihua nodded: "It's time to go home."

Xiao Yang continued: "When I arrived at the door of my house, my son was waiting for me at the door. The child came up and hugged me."

Hu Feihua smiled and said, "Good."

Xiao Yang said: "My child said: Dad, you show me so much."

Hu Feihua was puzzled: "How to show her face?"

The audience was also curious.

Xiao Yang said: "We have a test in our school, and all dads except you have gone to the overpass this afternoon."

Both the audience and the audience in front of the TV were stunned, and then they all burst into laughter and thunderous applause.

Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua salute and stepped down.

The ratings of the Tokyo University Gala are catching up!

Those people from the Crosstalk Association looked very ugly.

Xiao Yang was mocking them all the way, how could they be happy?

The crosstalk "I Want to Reverse the Three Vulgarities" is simply epoch-making and really hit it by Zhang Hua.

The crosstalk I used to say was completely stern, and it was not as impactful as the crosstalk of Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua.

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