The Local Lazy Man System

"Brother-in-law, why don't you go on stage and try."

Liu Xixi said to Ye Rongrong.

"I... just forget it!"

Ye Rongrong said with some disinterest.

Five thousand yuan is still a small amount of money to Ye Rongrong. Ye Rongrong's novels earn more than 50,000 yuan a day.

Not to mention Ye Rongrong also said that there are many other incomes.

"Since everyone is embarrassed, I will invite an audience member to perform."

After speaking, the male host looked down the stage, and soon saw Liu Qingqing and the others.

There is no way, if this woman is beautiful, she will attract men's attention everywhere.

The male host looked at Ye Glory, who was held by Liu Qingqing and Liu Xixi, and immediately became jealous.

Even the male host had the guts to push Ye Rongrong away, and he was in that position, allowing two stunning beauties to hold him.

"Then invite this handsome guy to come on stage and perform for everyone."

The male host pointed to Ye Rongrong and said.

The unbalanced male host wanted Ye Rongrong to make a fool of himself.

"Brother-in-law, he told you to perform on stage, so go!"

Liu Xixi said excitedly to Ye Rongrong.

"I?"

Ye Rongrong asked uncertainly.

After all, there are many people beside me.

"Yes, you are the handsome guy."

The male host saw that Ye Rongrong was still looking around, so he said immediately.

"Brother-in-law, hurry up and perform!"

Liu Xixi said.

This girl is only afraid that the world will not mess up.

"Handsome guy, don't you be shy? Everyone applaud, give him some courage!"

The male host immediately took the microphone and said.

Immediately, Ye Rongrong was in a difficult situation!

"Honey, go up and perform!"

Liu Qingqing said.

From Liu Qingqing's point of view, her husband has a lot of skills, and this small stage can't help her man at all.

"it is good!"

Ye Rongrong nodded, explained to Liu Qingqing and Liu Xixi, and went on stage.

Now Ye Rongrong's psychological quality is very strong. Looking at the large group of spectators under the stage, he is not like ordinary people. Facing such a stage, his legs are weak for the first time.

"What's your name, sir?"

The male host put the microphone in front of Ye Rongrong and asked.

"My surname is Ye."

Ye Rongrong said calmly.

"Hello, Mr. Ye, what show are you performing for everyone today?"

the male host asked.

"You asked me to come up, I don't know what to perform."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"hehe……"

"Ha ha……"

The audience off the stage laughed when they heard the words.

"It's okay, just perform any show, singing, dancing, performing cross talk, performing a magic trick, or telling a joke."

The host said with a smile.

"It's okay, just perform any show, sing a song or dance, or do a little magic trick or something."

Originally, I really didn't know what Ye Rongrong was performing, but after listening to the host's words, I suddenly remembered that I can do magic tricks!

"Then I will perform magic tricks!"

Ye Rongrong thought for a while and said.

Ye Rongrong is good at performing magic. He often performs magic tricks for children at home.

Guarantee that there will be no flaws to check.

"Great, I didn't expect this handsome guy to be a magician! Let's give him a round of applause."

The male host said with some surprise.

For stage performances like this these years, the crowd who come up are either singing, dancing, or telling a joke.

There are basically none who perform magic tricks. It is really too difficult. If you are not a professional magician, you can't do this job at all!

"Sister, brother-in-law's magic is amazing."

Liu Xixi said to her sister.

In the days on the deserted island, whether it was food or food, it was all conjured up by my brother-in-law through magic. It was simply a miracle.

"Your brother-in-law is the best!"

Liu Qingqing said proudly.

...

Ye Rongrong asked the host to prepare simple props, which were two bottles of Nutrition Express and two small cloths!

In order to show that he has not done any tampering, Ye Rongrong also asked the audience below to sign on the two bottles of Nutrition Express.

"Everyone, look carefully. Now these two bottles of Nutrition Express are on the table. I'll cover them with a cloth."

Speaking of which, Ye Rongrong covered the two bottles of Nutrition Express with a cloth.

"Come an audience, it's you, come up."

Ye Rongrong said, pointing to an audience near the stage.

Soon the audience came up.

"You uncover the cloth."

Ye Rongrong said to the audience who came up.

As the spectator lifted the cloth, the two bottles of Nutrition Express were still in their original positions, without moving at all.

"This handsome guy, are you a magician?"

The male host looked at Ye Rongrong with some doubts and asked.

After all, isn't it about doing magic? Did not find any changes!

"It hasn't started yet, why are you in a hurry!"

Ye Rongrong looked at the host with some dissatisfaction and said.

If it weren't for this host, I wouldn't have to go on stage and perform this magic trick for everyone like acrobatics.

"Oh, I'm not talking!"

The host said.

The host just wanted to wait for Ye Rongrong to make a fool of himself.

Although I can't have those two stunning beauties, I can make this kid make a fool of myself in front of the two stunning beauties.

This is the power of jealousy.

I can't see others living better than myself, and I can't see others surrounded by beautiful women.

"Please cover this cloth again!"

Ye Rongrong said to the audience.

Soon the audience covered the Nutrition Express with a cloth again.

"Is there something wrong with this cloth and the Nutrition Express?"

Ye Rongrong asked the audience.

"No?"

The audience shook his head and said.

"Very well, now is the time to witness the miracle, everyone opened their eyes and watched my movements."

With that said, Ye Rongrong lifted up a piece of cloth covering the nutrition express line.

"what……"

"My God... Where did this nutrition express go?"

"No way? Why did the big bottle of Nutrition Express disappear out of thin air?"

"No way, this is a real magician!"

Seeing that the nutritional express line, which was originally pressed by the cloth, suddenly disappeared the moment it was lifted, which is amazing.

Even if it's magic, it won't be so fast, right?

"Everyone, look here again."

Ye Rongrong ignored the amazement and disbelief of the audience, and pointed to another nutrition express line covered by cloth.

With everyone's eyes staring over, Ye Rongrong lifted up another piece of cloth again.

"Ah... why did it disappear again?"

"Isn't this too fast?"

"Who can tell me, how did this nutritional fast line disappear?"

"Make objects disappear out of thin air, is this magic absolutely perfect?"

"Too handsome, too cool?"

"fantastic!"

...

Seeing that the second bottle of Nutrition Express also disappeared, the audience took a deep breath.

"Everyone pay attention, a miracle is about to happen again."

As he said that, Ye Rongrong picked up a piece of cloth and kneaded it into the shape of a nutrition express line on the table.

Open the cloth again.

"Damn, is this all right?"

"It changed out of thin air again!"

"This magic is too powerful."

"Isn't this a professional magician invited by this clothing store?"

"Very likely, this magic is too wonderful!"

...

After Ye Rongrong conjured the two bottles of Nutrition Express just now, the onlookers were all blown up. This magic is really too powerful.

With so many people and so many eyes staring at them, they were able to make these two bottles of Nutrition Express disappear out of thin air, and then turn these two bottles of Nutrition Express out of thin air.

This is definitely a master magician.

Ye Rongrong, who finished the magic show, received a big red envelope from the host amidst applause. The owner of this clothing store is very honest, and he actually wrapped five thousand yuan.

"Brother-in-law, your magic is too powerful, where did you hide those two bottles of Nutrition Express?"

Liu Xixi looked at Ye Rongrong curiously and asked.

This is also what Liu Xixi has always been very curious about. My brother-in-law did this to conjure objects out of thin air and make them disappear out of thin air.

"It's a secret, I can't tell you."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Sister, look, my brother-in-law is bullying me again!"

Liu Xixi asked her sister for help.

"Okay, it's getting late, let's finish shopping in this street and go to eat."

Liu Qingqing said with a smile.

Going shopping with a woman is indeed a scary thing. The two sisters have visited almost every store that sells clothes. They will try on the clothes they like. Of course, they try more and buy less.

Mainly these women are interested in shopping like this.

I like to try on all the clothes I like, unless I really want it, otherwise, I won't buy it.

What they want is this kind of shopping process.

More than an hour passed, and a man as energetic as Ye Rongrong couldn't eat anymore. Looking at the two girls who were still in high spirits, Ye Rongrong was a black thread on his head.

Damn it, why does this commercial street in the capital take such a long time? I haven't finished it after walking for so long.

Ye Rongrong complained that the commodity street in the capital was too big, and he had been shopping for more than two hours, but he still hadn't reached the end.

"Honey, I'm hungry, let's go eat first, rest for a while, and go shopping in the afternoon."

Ye Rongrong said a little speechlessly.

This woman doesn't even need to eat when she goes shopping.

"There is a nice restaurant at the intersection, let's go there and eat."

Liu Xixi said.

...

Under Liu Xixi's leadership, within ten minutes' journey, everyone arrived at the "Jindu Hotel".

The hotel looks very grand from the outside, and there are two young welcoming ladies standing at the door, every time a guest enters, these two welcoming ladies will bend down and say "Welcome".

It seems to show special respect to the guests, which makes the guests feel a kind of, how to put it, oh, the feeling of superiority.

Looking at them, Ye Rongrong couldn't help thinking of a sentence in "Book of Jin Tao Qian Biography" that he had read before: "I can't bend my waist for five buckets of rice, boxing is like a villain in the village."

Think about these ancient literati really have a backbone, they would rather starve to death than put down their figure.

Of course, how many people can do it in reality? People must survive in this society. If everyone has no worries about food and clothing, who would do such low-key work? (To be continued.)