The Local Lazy Man System

"It cost a lot of money to make."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Glory, this is something someone gave me, and I don't need it, I gave it to you."

Ye Dequan gave Ye Guangrong the black bag in his hand and said.

"Grand Uncle, what are you doing? You are an elder, and I, a junior, should give you things. Where can I get your things?"

Ye Rongrong hastily refused.

Respecting the old and loving the young is a traditional Chinese virtue, especially in rural areas.

"I don't need this thing, you just take it, if you don't take it, I won't come to your house in the future."

Ye Dequan said unhappily.

"Then... I'll open it first and see what it is."

Ye Rongrong thought for a while and said.

If it was something valuable, Ye Rongrong would definitely not be able to accept it.

"Look, this is a good thing. I'm old and don't need it anymore."

Ye Dequan said mysteriously.

Ye Rongrong opened the black plastic bag and took out the things wrapped in old newspapers. When he opened it, he saw a long cylindrical object, about 18 to 19 centimeters long and about 3 centimeters in diameter, with a brownish-yellow to black surface. Brown, smooth, translucent, with visible diagonal ribbing.

Look carefully, the head is conical, the top is relatively round, and there are small papillae or sandy barbs in the middle and lower parts, which feel rough to the touch.

"this is?"

Ye Rongrong looked at this thing with some doubts and asked.

Although Ye Rongrong was not very sure, he was 80% to 90% sure that it was the whip of some kind of large mammal.

"This is a deer whip."

Ye Dequan said with a smile.

This deer whip was bought by Ye Dequan from an old man who fled from the Northeast when he was young. Although part of it has been used, it is still intact.

Now that I am getting old, I don’t need it anymore. My two sons used it when they were young, and now they are old, so they don’t need it anymore. They keep it at home, and Ye Dequan took it as a gift. Ye Rongrong.

From Ye Dequan's point of view, since Ye Glory married such a beautiful daughter-in-law, the sex must be very frequent. This man is inferior to a woman. If this happens frequently, he will suffer from kidney deficiency.

Ye Rongrong just happened to be able to use this deer whip, so I brought it to him.

"Deer whip, this is a good thing!"

Ye Rongrong said in surprise.

Deer Whip has the functions of invigorating kidney essence, strengthening kidney yang, benefiting essence, and strengthening waist and knees. It also mainly treats kidney deficiency and strain, soreness of waist and knees, deafness and tinnitus, impotence, nocturnal emission, and premature ejaculation.

It is a rare tonic for men, but now there are too few wild deer whips, and if they are sold in the market, they can be sold for 30,000 to 50,000 yuan.

In China, not the whole world, this man is very concerned about his ability in that area.

Ye Rongrong never thought that Ye Dequan would give this to himself.

"Great Uncle, this is too expensive, I can't accept it. Besides, I'm in good health and don't need this."

Ye Rongrong shook his head and said.

"You are still young, and you still don't feel anything. In a few years, you will know what it means to be unable to do what you want. Don't look at your great-uncle now, he is a person who has experienced it. When you were young, your great-uncle and I were alone. A good guy who can beat ten people, but what, after the age of thirty, he is still rejected by your great-uncle."

"That's why I spent so much money to buy this deer whip. Don't tell me, this deer whip is very effective. Your great uncle and I are sixty years old, and my energy is not diminished..."

Talking about his glorious history, Ye Dequan couldn't help eloquently.

Each of these people has their own glorious history, especially when they are old, they always like to recall their glorious past.

"Great Uncle, I didn't expect you to be so powerful!"

Ye Rongrong smiled in surprise.

"It's amazing, it all depends on this deer whip, this is a baby bump."

Ye Dequan said proudly.

"Great Uncle, just because it's a baby bump, I can't accept it. Take it back and give it to Uncle Tian Nan and the others."

Ye Rongrong said.

The Uncle Tiannan in Ye Rongrong's mouth refers to Ye Dequan's great-grandchildren, and now Ye Dequan's family has five generations under one roof.

"Don't mention them to me. When you mention them, I get angry. What else can I do besides give the family money-losing goods? I'd rather throw this deer whip away than give them."

When Ye Dequan heard Ye Guangrong mention his great-grandchildren, he immediately became angry.

The incense sticks of their own family, Nima's, will be ruined in their hands.

You said that it would be good for you to give birth to a boy for your family, but the daughters-in-law married by the three great-grandchildren all gave birth to girls.

Ye Dequan was quite happy when he gave birth to his first baby girl.

But the daughters-in-law of the three great-grandchildren all gave birth to daughters, so Ye Dequan couldn't be happier.

Urging them to have a second child, but the second child was a girl, Ye Dequan's face turned green.

If they urged their great-grandchildren to have children, they would kill them, saying that it is the same to have boys and girls.

Can this be the same?

Girls will marry sooner or later, they are from other people's family.

This is to cut off the incense in my own house!

Now that Ye Dequan sees those great-grandchildren in the family, he is furious, how could he give them this deer whip.

"Great Uncle, men and women are equal now, and it is the same to have boys and girls."

Ye Rongrong persuaded.

With the progress of society, people nowadays no longer care as much about having boys and girls as before, and they just let nature take its course.

Some young people even wish to have girls.

Now that you have a son, not to mention the high cost of raising a child, it is difficult to be a parent when you marry a daughter-in-law.

It is really not easy to marry a daughter-in-law now.

Want a car, want a house, want a bride price.

If there is one thing missing, this marriage will not be possible.

Especially in the area of ​​Wenzhou, the cost of marrying a daughter-in-law is really beyond the reach of ordinary people.

Often in order to marry a daughter-in-law for their son, parents not only have to spend half of their lives frugally saving, but also borrow money everywhere.

It's not over yet, it's just the beginning.

This son has married a wife, and the newlyweds of the young couple have to go on honeymoon anyway. It is not required to go abroad for honeymoon.

Who pays for this money?

Today's young people have just started working, and they don't earn much money. They still spend lavishly. How much money can they save? Of course, their parents have to reimburse them.

This is getting married and about to have a baby.

This child is born, who will take it?

Young people have to work and socialize, so they definitely don't have time to take care of their children, so the children will naturally be taken care of by their grandparents.

So when a boy is born, the parents will have to worry about it for the rest of their lives, and they will not be free when they get old.

Young people today are so smart. When they look at the life of their parents, they think of the life they will live in the future.

Of course, it is to have fewer children, especially one boy is enough, and you must not have two boys, otherwise you will definitely find yourself guilty.

Nowadays, there is a popular saying among young people, "A daughter is the lover of the father in the previous life, and a son is the enemy of the father in the previous life." Having a son is to torture oneself.

So now the idea of ​​young people is that men and women are equal, boys and girls are the same, and even many old people have accepted this concept.

But old people like Ye Dequan, who are almost a hundred years old, have solidified their "son preference" concept, and it is basically impossible for them to change.

"Can it be the same, can this girl continue the incense?"

Ye Dequan said unhappily.

"Actually, you can marry a boy."

Ye Rongrong suggested.

In rural areas, some families have no son-in-law, so they will recruit a son-in-law.

This door-to-door son-in-law wants to live in the girl's family, and the children born in the future must follow the girl's family name.

To put it bluntly, it's just that the woman's family married a male daughter-in-law.

"I just can't see that day."

Ye Dequan shook his head and said.

Now my oldest great-granddaughter is only thirteen years old, which is too early for her to get married.

Ye Dequan has no confidence that he can live until that time.

"Great Uncle, I really don't need this thing, you should take it back."

Ye Rongrong hurriedly changed the subject and said.

Birth, old age, sickness and death are the laws of nature, and no one can escape. Ye Rongrong doesn't want the old man to get entangled in this issue.

"Here you are, just take it, don't make grand-uncle angry!"

Ye Dequan stared and said unhappily.

"Then I'll take it."

Seeing that the great uncle said that it was for the sake, Ye Rongrong had no choice but to accept it, and he would just find a way to return the gift in the future.

"now it's right."

Seeing Ye Rongrong accept the deer whip, Ye Dequan said with satisfaction.

"Grand Uncle, do you always have other things?"

Ye Rongrong asked.

After all, this great uncle would not give him this deer whip for no reason, so there must be something for him.

It's just that I'm sorry to come empty-handed, so I bring this deer whip.

"This... There is really something here."

Ye Dequan nodded and said in embarrassment.

"Great Uncle, tell me."

Ye Rongrong said.

"I have never been on a plane in my life, so I want to honor you and let me fly around the sky in your plane someday?"

Ye Dequan said.

Before looking for Ye Rongrong, Ye Dequan asked others, and said that the plane would cost a lot of money to go to the sky once.

Ye Dequan has lived to this age and has never taken a plane to the sky.

I just want to take a plane.

Ye Dequan believed that Ye Rongrong would not accept the money given to Ye Rongrong.

After thinking about it, I still have a baby "Deer Whip" which is useless, so I might as well give it to Ye Rongrong.

"No problem, Grand Uncle, whenever you want to sit, I will drive."

Little things, Ye Rongrong said without thinking.

"Look at this, I heard people say that this iron lump depends on the weather in the sky?"

Ye Dequan said.

"Then at nine o'clock tomorrow morning, I will take you to fly to the capital, grand-uncle."

Ye Rongrong thought for a while and said.

"That's a good feeling."

Ye Dequan was very satisfied with Ye Rongrong's arrangement.

...

After lunch, there was nothing else to do, Ye Rongrong lay down on the chair in the yard to sleep, the eyes of winter were shining on his body, it was warm and comfortable, much more comfortable than taking a nap indoors.

But before he slept for a long time, Ye Rongrong was woken up by the noise outside the yard, Ye Rongrong frowned, Ye Rongrong looked at who disturbed his clear dream at noon.