The Local Lazy Man System

"Brother Glory, did you call me?"

Xiao Si'er walked into the yard, looked at Ye Rongrong and asked.

"Well, I heard from Chenchen that you only have two hundred dollars in your pocket every day?"

Ye Rongrong looked at Xiao Si'er and asked.

"Ok."

Xiao Si'er blushed a little and replied.

The same is true for Chenchen, she even told Brother Rong Rong about this, how shameful she is!

"Really? Did you save your money privately?"

Ye Rongrong asked curiously.

Because although many men's money is strictly controlled by their wives at home, they always have a way to secretly keep some private money.

After all, men are also somewhat sexual, and they also need money, when they don't want to be known by their own wives.

"No...no."

Xiao Si'er blushed a little and said.

As a man, Xiao Si'er also wanted to have thousands of dollars in private money in his pocket, but his wife was so powerful that once his salary card was confiscated, he had no money at all.

Although he was given 200 yuan of pocket money every day, there was no way to take part of the 200 yuan for private money.

As long as she spends more than ten yuan, she will ask why, and Xiao Sier's original plan to steal ten yuan a day for private money has also been ruined.

As long as you spend a lot of money, you must apply to your wife, and you must explain clearly.

Now Xiao Si'er understands how powerful a woman is. She doesn't cry with you, and she can't make trouble with you. As long as you control your money bag, you have to bow to her.

The status of this family naturally becomes male inferior to female superior.

Of course, Xiao Si'er also understands that this woman's strict management of the money is actually a kind of protection for her man, for fear that "a man will become bad if he has money".

Therefore, shortly after the wedding, the wife signed Lao Shizi's "Marriage Agreement" with herself, one of which was that the man was not allowed to save private money.

After marriage, Xiao Si'er handed over all her income to the treasury without any change. The model index was comparable to Big Big Wolf, but Pan Chengchen felt that Xiao Si'er seemed to have other "gray income" that was not "turned over to the national treasury".

I often beat Xiao Si'er with words: "Husband, we need to save a little. We will buy a house in the future and provide for our children to study. There are a lot of places to spend money..."

It made Xiaosi very embarrassed, but this matter can only be rotten in the stomach, and can't be spoken out, otherwise it will be ridiculed by buddies as "strict wife control".

"Take it."

Ye Rongrong took out 3,000 yuan from his pocket and gave it to Xiao Si'er.

Men, you must keep a part of your private money in your pocket, not for doing "bad things". As the saying goes, "clothes are a man's ambition, and money is a man's guts".

An imposing seven-foot man, when it is time to spend money, he is short of breath, repeatedly fumbles in his pockets, but can't get out a few coins, which will make the man go out and talk silently.

I usually have a meeting with friends, and when it's time to pay the bill, I have no money in my pocket, and I dare not even say a word, for fear that others will ask me to pay.

If you have private money, in normal social situations, you should do it when you should. After all, you are a man, if you are too stingy, you will be laughed at by others, and your face will be dull!

During the holidays, I want to show some filial piety to my parents. It’s okay if I tell my wife less often, but the key is that there are many festivals in China, and when friends and brothers have difficulties and want to find me, I can find a wife Asking for money seems like an understatement.

As a man, he needs to socialize, socialize, and survive in society with dignity. What can he do without money?

Ye Rongrong has seen an online survey report showing that 74.3% of married men have private money.

According to the survey, as many as 60% of men save their private money for a sense of security, because if they have money, they don’t have to worry about the embarrassment of having no money; People with money can do whatever they want; 10% of them hope to use the money to surprise their wives or children on a specific day.

So, this man has to keep some money no matter what, no matter whether he spends it or not, he has "rice" in his hand and has a bottom line in his heart.

"Brother Glory,

this is? "

Xiao Si'er looked at Ye Rongrong with some doubts and asked, not understanding why he gave him money.

"Take it, keep it as private money, don't let your wife know."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

This Xiaosi'er and Pan Chengchen are newlyweds, and Xiaosi'er has not yet experienced the pain of a man without private money.

In a little over a month, the Lunar New Year will be celebrated, so there will be more places to spend money.

There is no private money here, and when you have to apply for money from your wife for everything, that feeling, how to put it, is that you have no status.

Especially during the New Year, when you go to relatives and friends’ homes, when others give lucky money to children, you have to give it too.

They are all friends. If others give three or five hundred yuan to kill money, you have to give three or five hundred yuan too!

If you can't take it out, or if you have less than others, you will not only lose your face, but also be looked down upon by others.

This man lives in this world, besides responsibility, he also has face and dignity!

This little Si'er is messing with him now, Ye Rongrong can't let him lose face!

"Brother Glory, I... I have money!"

Xiao Si'er blushed, and said with a little confidence.

In the past, when Xiao Si'er took out her wallet, there were at least a thousand yuan in cash in it, and several bank cards from different banks.

As for whether there is money in the bank card, only Xiao Si'er knows it herself. When she is out of the house, at a friend's party, taking out the wallet, at the very least, she has some face.

Others see that you have several bank cards, and think that you still have some savings, and you are doing well.

But since getting married, all the bank cards have been handed in, and the cash on this body is fixed at two hundred yuan a day.

Xiao Si'er was too embarrassed to use the wallet anymore, and threw away the wallet that had accompanied her for many years, and put it in the wallet for only two hundred yuan, it looked shabby!

"What kind of money do you have? Chengchen told me that I only give you two hundred yuan a day. How much money is used, and you have to report the details every night. What kind of private money is this money?"

Ye Rongrong shook his head and said.

"But, I..."

Xiao Si'er was in a bit of a dilemma, his wife was in charge of all his money, and he had no money to pay back the 3,000 yuan when he used it up.

"This is a bonus for you. You should save it for yourself. Don't hand over all the money to the public. To be a man, you should keep three to five thousand yuan on your body. In case your parents ask you for money one day When the money is spent, you don't have to look at your daughter-in-law's face."

Ye Rongrong said.

"Well, thank you, Brother Glory."

Xiao Si'er said gratefully to Ye Rongrong.

This Brother Glory cares more about himself than his own elder brother, and thinks of himself in everything.

"Put the money away, and remember this matter, you know and I know, don't let others know, if your daughter-in-law finds out, it will be troublesome."

Ye Rongrong said to Xiao Si'er.

"What's the trouble?"

Liu Qingqing came over with breakfast, just in time to hear the last sentence, and asked suspiciously.

"It's nothing, just tell Xiao Si'er that there has been bird flu recently, and the poultry in our family should be checked regularly. If there is any abnormal situation, you must tell me in time, otherwise it will be troublesome."

Ye Rongrong turned his mind quickly and said immediately.

"Indeed, bird flu has been high in the country recently, so we should pay attention to it. I will tell Aunt Wang not to buy chicken in the near future."

Liu Qingqing nodded and said.

Liu Qingqing read the news recently, and it was reported that in January, there were 192 cases of human infection with h7n9 bird flu and 79 deaths.

This is scary data.

It's not because of the number of infected people. After all, there are only 192 cases in a month, which is really insignificant in terms of the population base of 1.6 billion.

But this bird flu is very contagious, just like the "****" back then, once infected, it is really close to death.

"You don't need to be too nervous. I checked all the poultry in our house yesterday. There is no problem. Everyone should avoid contact with poultry recently, and the food you eat recently must be cooked."

Ye Rongrong said.

The bird flu virus is generally sensitive to heat. It can be inactivated by heating at 65c for 30 minutes or boiling for more than two minutes. As long as the food is cooked, there is no need to worry about bird flu virus.

In fact, bird flu was common in rural areas in the past. People called it "chicken plague". No special attention was paid to the reason behind it or the mechanism of the disease, because bird flu at that time could not be transmitted to humans across species.

Among poultry, once ducks and geese are infected, they have relatively high disease resistance and a high chance of survival after illness. However, chickens are very sensitive to influenza virus. Once infected, not only the spread is fast, but the infected chickens will die soon.

So the most feared thing for chicken farmers is bird flu. Once one of them is infected with bird flu, it will die. But the most terrible thing now is that the current bird flu can infect people.

This is the reason why people get nervous when they hear about bird flu. People were frightened by the "****" back then.

"Brother Glory, sister-in-law Qingqing, I'm off to work."

Xiao Si'er said in a panic.

After all, this pocket is bulging, and there is 3,000 yuan from brother Ye in it. If sister-in-law Qingqing finds out about it and tells her wife, she will be in trouble.

...

Ever since a helicopter was parked at Ye Rongrong's house, there has been an endless stream of villagers who come to Ye Rongrong's house to watch the helicopter every day.

Fortunately, the fresh energy was only in the first two or three days. After the fresh energy passed, Ye Rongrong's yard also returned to calm.

"Glory, basking in the sun!"

Ye Dequan walked into the small courtyard and said to Ye Rongrong who was sitting on the armchair basking in the sun.

"Well, great uncle, why are you here?"

Seeing the old ancestors in the village coming, Ye Rongrong hurriedly stood up and said.

This Ye Dequan is the only surviving elder of the German family in the entire Taoyuan Village Ye family. According to his seniority, he is five generations higher than Ye Rongrong, and he can be called the surviving ancestor of the Ye family in Taoyuan Village.

"Why can't I come to your house?"

Ye Dequan said with a smile.

"What's wrong, great uncle, sit down quickly."

Ye Rongrong asked Ye Dequan to sit down.

"It's better to honor you here, it's beautiful."

After Ye Dequan sat down, he said to Ye Rongrong with emotion.

Although I have not come to Ye Rongrong's house once or twice, but every time I come, I feel that the courtyard of Ye Rongrong's house is very beautiful.

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