The Local Lazy Man System

"Mr. Ye, did you save someone in the tiger garden of the zoo just now?"

Liu Daming asked on the phone.

"There is such a thing, how do you know?"

Ye Rongrong asked suspiciously.

"I just saw the video of you saving lives in the monitoring room of the zoo."

Liu Daming said.

"Video?"

Ye Rongrong only woke up at this time. Surveillance cameras are installed everywhere in the zoo, and the process of saving lives must have been videotaped.

This made Ye Rongrong frown involuntarily.

After all, I used the "time stillness" function, and appeared from one location to another. If I watched it under the monitor, I seemed to have suddenly changed my location from another time and space.

This is definitely the biggest bug.

If this attracts the attention of caring people, it is indeed a very troublesome thing.

It's just that this happened too suddenly. When Ye Rongrong walked up the landscape bridge, he saw the tiger pounce on Li Yue. At that time, he didn't have time to think about it so much, so he just said "time is still".

Even if he saw someone falling into the tiger garden more than ten seconds earlier, Ye Rongrong would not use "time still".

After all, in Ye Rongrong's opinion, this skill is too heaven-defying, and it's better to use it sparingly.

"Mr. Ye, don't worry, the memory disk of the surveillance video was destroyed by me."

Knowing what Ye Rongrong was worried about, Liu Daming said hastily.

"destroyed?"

After Ye Rongrong was stunned for a moment, he said gratefully: "Captain Liu, thank you!"

Now that Ye Rongrong has discovered the importance of connections, he will take this matter. If it weren't for Liu Daming, he would probably get into a lot of trouble.

"Mr. Ye, you are polite, I will not bother you."

Liu Daming said.

When calling Ye Rongrong, Liu Daming's purpose was to let Ye Rongrong know what he had done for him.

This is human favor!

"Okay, welcome to my house next time."

Ye Rongrong said.

Ye Rongrong seldom invites people to his home to play, and the people who are invited are people whom Ye Rongrong values ​​more.

"Husband, what's the matter?"

Seeing Ye Rongrong hung up the phone, Liu Qingqing asked worriedly.

"It's nothing, let's go out, it's almost time to assemble."

Ye Rongrong said.

Since Liu Daming helped him deal with this matter, Ye Rongrong didn't think about it anymore.

...

That night, a TV station in Wenzhou City broadcast a news about "Contemporary Wu Song Hukou Rescue People".

In the news, the host first briefly mentioned the sudden accident in the Wildlife Park. A child fell off the viewing bridge in the Tiger Park. An adult South China tiger came towards the child. A great mother disregarded her own life. , jumped off the tiger garden, and defended his child with his own life... A hero with strong martial arts went to the tiger garden, beat the tiger away, and rescued a poor pair of mother and child.

The next step is to play the video obtained from the mobile phones of the spectators. The video is very short, only two or three minutes.

For other parts of the video, because the surveillance video of the zoo was not available, the crowd of onlookers did not record it. They only recorded the process of Ye Rongrong beating the tiger.

Because of the long distance, although the picture is clear, you can't see Ye Rongrong's face clearly, but you can see clearly the process of Ye Rongrong beating the tiger away.

Seeing this news, many people were taken aback.

I always heard that tigers eat people, and tigers hurt people!

This person hits a tiger?

It's so fresh!

This man is fiercer than Wu Song in "Water Margin"!

Some people even studied this video and analyzed their opinions on the Internet, saying that the tiger's attack methods include claws, pouncing, and biting. In addition to the tiger's huge body, even the Olympic weightlifting champion and wrestling champion will give food in front of the tiger. portion.

The result of this person's final analysis is that this news is fake news.

At the beginning, some people still felt that this person’s analysis was correct, but as people who claimed to have witnessed the process posted their own recorded videos on the Internet,

The entire Internet is boiling.

"This... this is really amazing!"

"This man is so powerful. He kicked the tiger far away with one kick, and punched the tiger into the sky with one punch. This is even more powerful than Ultraman!"

"If this video is not fake, this person is definitely a peerless master! This master is among the people, and there is really nothing wrong with it."

"This is the power of Huaxia Kungfu."

"Why can't I see the face clearly? If I can see the face clearly, I will absolutely worship him as my teacher."

"This action of flying a tiger is so cool, I like it so much!"

"This man belongs to our Daehan."

"Go away, Han Bangzi, why don't you say that dung beetles are the ancestors of your Dahan!"

...

In many forums in China, people are constantly discussing this matter.

...

Don't ask me where I come from,

My hometown is far away,

...

The phone rang.

Ye Rongrong, who was sitting on the bed watching TV, saw the number, it was his sister-in-law's phone, and felt a headache when he touched his nose, Ye Rongrong didn't want to answer it.

Since I went home, my sister-in-law has called every night.

Ye Rongrong tried not to answer her call once.

The result is that the phone keeps ringing and shutting it down is useless.

As long as your mobile phone is turned on, she will keep calling you until you answer her call.

Ye Rongrong has nothing to do with this sister-in-law.

When meeting such a sister-in-law, Ye Rongrong could only answer the phone.

"Brother-in-law, you are famous."

As soon as he pressed the answer button, Liu Xixi's excited voice came from his ears.

"What can I be famous for?"

Ye Rongrong said unhappily.

"Really, I saw a video of you fighting a tiger on the Internet. Although I only saw your back from a distance, I could tell it was you at a glance. Brother-in-law, you are amazing, I love you so much! "

Liu Xixi said excitedly.

"You must have identified the wrong person!"

Ye Rongrong said without thinking.

"Impossible, brother-in-law, even if you turn into ashes, I can still recognize you."

Liu Xixi would not be fooled by her brother-in-law so easily.

"I have a deep hatred with you. If it turns into ashes, you will recognize me."

Ye Rongrong rolled his eyes and said.

These words are too exaggerated, even if it turns into ashes, it can be recognized, how is it possible!

"Brother-in-law, you are so annoying, don't I mean that you are important to me?"

Liu Xixi said reluctantly.

"Don't fall in love with brother, brother is just a legend."

Ye Rongrong said.

"I hate it, I won't tell you these things, brother-in-law, I watched the video of you fighting a tiger, it's so handsome and cool."

Liu Xixi said excitedly.

"Really? When did I fight a tiger? I can't remember."

Ye Rongrong said pretending to be confused.

Anyway, Ye Rongrong just refused to admit that he had beaten a tiger.

Otherwise, my little sister-in-law will say that she has no fun.

"Brother-in-law, you are too hateful!"

Liu Xixi said unhappily.

My brother-in-law is too bad, even though he is the hero fighting tigers in the video, he is still lying to himself, saying that the person in the video is not him.

how can that be possible!

Whoever admits wrong will not admit himself as brother-in-law.

"Your sister thinks I'm cute!"

Ye Rongrong countered.

"hehe……"

Hearing the conversation between her husband and her sister, Liu Qingqing couldn't help but chuckle.

"I won't tell you anymore!"

Liu Xixi hung up the phone angrily, and stopped talking.

My brother-in-law is too annoying, he just doesn't talk to each other, and there is no way to communicate!

"Hehe, my husband, you are so angry with my sister!"

Liu Qingqing said to Ye Rongrong with a smile.

"Who told her to call every night, she didn't know how abhorrent it was, didn't she know that night is our private time!"

Ye Rongrong said with a displeased face.

You must know that at night, young couples may have a whim in the bedroom at any time.

If in the middle of the exercise, a phone call comes, it is easy to be frightened. If there is a shadow, if you stop lifting, your life will be over.

"Hehe, who made you so attractive."

Liu Qingqing said with a smile.

"Does this blame me?"

Ye Rongrong said depressedly.

This person is very attractive and attractive to women, it doesn't seem to be my fault!

"I blame you, who told you to attract bees and butterflies!"

Liu Qingqing said with a small cherry mouth.

"Dare to say that your husband is attracting bees and butterflies, and he is getting fatter. It seems that this woman has not beaten her for three days, and she has gone to the house to expose the tiles!"

After saying that, Ye Rongrong rushed towards Liu Qingqing.

"No, please forgive me!"

Liu Qingqing begged for mercy struggling.

"Haha, now I know I was wrong, it's too late!"

Ye Rongrong said proudly while picking Liu Qingqing's clothes.

On the bed, a woman dares to challenge a man's authority, it's simply tiresome!

"No, help..."

"Ah... oh..."

...

"Here it goes again, this still keeps people from sleeping!"

Aunt Zhang, who was sleeping next to Ye Rongrong's bedroom, threw the quilt over her head depressedly, not wanting to hear the sound.

As someone who has been there, Aunt Zhang naturally knows what this sound means.

It's okay to do it once or twice, but it's like this every day, it still makes people live!

A woman is like a wolf at thirty and a tiger at forty. Aunt Zhang is now a woman of the age of a tiger and a wolf.

How can I stand the stimulation of this voice!

No, I have to tell Ye Rongrong and Liu Qingqing tomorrow that I can't live in the room next to them.

It was so torturous!

But there is one thing, Aunt Zhang must admit that this Ye Glory's physical strength is too strong, and he can do it too much, every day it lasts most of the night.

I don't know how this little girl Liu Qingqing can bear it?

Aunt Liu didn't know that this person's potential was unlimited, and every time Liu Qingqing felt that she couldn't do it anymore, she couldn't take it anymore.

But every time I gritted my teeth, I finally got through.

Women are born with stamina in this area.

"A man is an ox, a woman is a field. There is no plowed land, only exhausted oxen. The more the ox is plowed, the thinner it becomes, and the more plowed it becomes, the more ripe it becomes."

"A good fire burns coal, but a beautiful woman hurts a man."

These words are all based on experience, reflecting the innate advantages of women when it comes to sex between men and women.

As long as women grit their teeth, they can get through no matter what.

Don't look at the aggressive men on the bed, it's very scary, but the women are so pitiful, begging for mercy, as if they can't bear it.

But in the end it is always a man foaming at the mouth and surrendering, at first it was a dragon, and at the end it was a worm...

But these are not important, what is important is that Aunt Zhang is having another sleepless night tonight.

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