The Local Lazy Man System

"Thank you, Uncle Glory!"

Erwazi glanced at his father, and said to Ye Rongrong obediently.

"Hehe, save it well, and wait for my wife to use it."

Ye Rongrong smiled and handed the two sky blue pearls to Erwazi and said.

"Glory, let me keep such a precious thing for him, how can he keep such a good thing as a child."

Ye Ronghua hurriedly snatched the two sky blue pearls from Erwazi's hand to his own.

After all, this is worth 400,000 yuan. For Ye Ronghua, this is a lot of money. Ye Ronghua may not be able to save 400,000 yuan after working for a lifetime.

How can I safely put these two pearls in the hands of a child like Erwazi? If they fall off or are snatched away, there is really no place to cry.

"hehe."

Ye Rongrong smiled and didn't say much.

In fact, when I gave this pearl to Erwazi, I thought it would end up in the hands of his parents. After all, no one would trust a child to hold such a precious thing.

...

You and I are all mortals, born in the world;

Working hard all day long, never idle for a moment;

Since I am not a fairy, it is inevitable to have distracting thoughts;

Daoyi is placed on both sides, and the word Li is placed in the middle.

How many men turn into red faces when they are angry;

How many birds of the same forest have become swallows;

...

In the middle of the night, Ye Guangrong, who was a little drunk, sang and walked along the path in the village holding Liu Qingqing's little hand.

The animals resting on the trees along the way were all scared by Ye Rongrong's singing and ran away.

Fortunately, none of these animals can speak human language, otherwise they would have to beg Ye Rongrong for mercy, "Brother, other people ask for money for singing, but you are always singing to death. Please forgive everyone and show some public morality."

It's a pity that these animals can't speak human words, so they can only run away quickly, they can't be provoked, they can always hide!

It's just that someone still thinks that his singing is very good.

"Honey, don't I sing well!"

Ye Rongrong asked Liu Qingqing, smelling of alcohol.

"It sounds good. I like listening to your husband sing the most."

Liu Qingqing nodded and said.

Although her husband sang very out of tune along the way and was basically out of tune, Liu Qingqing still felt that her husband sang very well.

No matter how others think her husband sings, in Liu Qingqing's eyes, he is the best. For some reason, listening to her husband sing, Liu Qingqing feels very relaxed and feels very secure.

"Honey, your hands feel very comfortable today."

Ye Rongrong caressed Liu Qingqing's little hand dishonestly.

What others say, touching your wife's hand is like touching your right hand with your left hand.

It's just nonsense.

Why do I feel more and more comfortable touching my wife's hand?

"Honey, I hate it!"

Liu Qingqing said happily.

Although her husband's words were a bit foolish, Liu Qingqing was very sweet in her heart.

A woman needs a man's compliments, even if she keeps compliments like hooligans, she is very happy in her heart.

Of course, the premise is that the man he loves is the man he loves. If other men say that he is such a fool, he will be slapped in the face if he doesn't make it right.

"Honey, the scenery here is so good, why don't we stay here..."

Ye Rongrong held Liu Qingqing's hand, looked at Liu Qingqing with green eyes and said.

"don't want!"

Liu Qingqing hurriedly shook her head and said.

This is in the wild, Liu Qingqing doesn't dare to let her man mess around, if someone passes by and sees it, she won't dare to look up in the village in the future.

"Wife, come on, wife."

This man is easily impulsive after drinking a little wine, and now that Ye Rongrong is in such a mood, he insists on doing it here.

"It will be seen."

Liu Qingqing hurriedly shook her head and said.

My husband is drunk and messing around, but I am sober, so I dare not let him mess around.

"Our place is very remote, no one comes, my wife, let's..."

Ye Rongrong still didn't give up,

Want to have an exciting exercise in the wild.

"what……"

Suddenly, Liu Qingqing screamed loudly.

Immediately, like cold water pouring on Ye Rongrong's head, the bad thoughts in Ye Rongrong's heart were washed away.

"Honey, if you don't agree, you don't agree. Why are you shouting so loudly? It's scary to shout so loudly in the middle of the night."

Ye Rongrong said a little unhappy.

What a great atmosphere, ruined just like that.

"Honey, no... no, it's..."

Liu Qingqing looked behind Ye Rongrong in horror and said.

"what is it?"

Ye Rongrong looked at Liu Qingqing with some doubts and asked.

At this moment, Ye Rongrong felt a strong sense of danger coming from behind.

As soon as Ye Rongrong turned around, his scalp exploded and goose bumps covered his body.

I saw a snake about seven or eighty centimeters long and as thick as a thumb behind him, staring at him coldly, and the snake spit out the letter from time to time.

Through the moonlight, Ye Rongrong could clearly see that the snake had alternate white rings and black rings on its back, the white rings were narrower, and the tail was slender.

Ye Rongrong recognized it at a glance. It was the famous and vicious Coral Snake, which was extremely poisonous.

In rural areas, the snake head is usually judged by its head. If the snake head is round, it is generally non-venomous, or if the poison is relatively weak and triangular, it is a highly venomous snake.

Coral snakes inhabit plains, hills, or near water at the foot of mountains. They are active in the evening or at night. They often appear in fields, roadsides, cemeteries, and vegetable gardens. They like to be nocturnal, especially in hot and humid nights.

Coral snakes prey on loaches, eels, and frogs, as well as various fish, rodents, lizards, and other snakes.

The venom glands of the silver ring snake are very small, but the toxicity is extremely violent. It is the most poisonous snake in the genus Bungare, and it is the fourth most poisonous snake on the ground after the taipan stenifera, the eastern pseudocobra and the taipan snake.

It is also among the top eight in the comprehensive ranking of the most venomous snakes in the world (including sea snakes).

Coral snakes are timid and gentle by nature, and generally rarely bite people actively, but they will attack and bite people suddenly when they lay eggs and hatch, or when they are alarmed.

"husband……"

Seeing this Coral Snake staring at herself and Ye Rongrong with a green light, Liu Qingqing said to Ye Rongrong in fear.

Women are naturally afraid of snakes, let alone such a poisonous snake.

"Don't worry, it's okay, my husband is here."

Ye Rongrong comforted Liu Qingqing and said.

Although this corona snake is very poisonous, Ye Rongrong is still confident that it can't hurt him.

What puzzled Ye Rongrong was that it was a very cold winter, and the snake should be in a state of hibernation. How could there be a snake?

Even if the weather is getting warmer now and winter is more like spring, the snake shouldn't wake up from hibernation so early.

Unless...unless there is a possibility that the Coral Snake woke up from hunger and came out to look for food.

This kind of snake that wakes up from hibernation is the most dangerous. They are so hungry that they dare to attack anything. Now it wants to attack Ye Rongrong.

Just as Ye Rongrong turned his head to talk to Liu Qingqing, this corona snake seized the best opportunity to attack and leapt towards Ye Rongrong.

"Ah... be careful!"

From this angle, Liu Qingqing happened to see this corona attacking Ye Rongrong, so she hurriedly shouted.

Ye Rongrong didn't turn his head back, he reached back with his left hand, grabbed the seven inches of the silver ring snake, squeezed it hard, and directly crushed the silver ring snake to death.

Hit a snake at seven inches, the snake is the weakest at the seven inch position, even if you crush other parts of its body, it will not die immediately, but once you crush its seven inch position, the snake will undoubtedly die.

If you want to sneak attack yourself, it is still tender.

For people who have practiced martial arts to the level of Ye Rongrong, this hearing power is very powerful. As long as they concentrate, they can hear clearly even a little wind and grass nearby.

Ye Rongrong pays special attention to the Coral Snake behind him. As soon as it moves, Ye Rongrong can judge the location of the Coral Snake based on the wind sound generated during the running process of the Coral Snake, and quickly grab the Coral Snake.

"Okay, dead!"

Ye Rongrong threw the Coral Snake to the ground, and said to Liu Qingqing with a smile.

This silver ring snake is too poisonous, as long as Ye Rongrong encounters it, he will kill it to prevent it from hurting people in the village.

You should know that the corona snake has two kinds of neurotoxins. When a person is bitten, he will not feel pain, but will feel sleepy.

Partial paralysis of the body occurs during mild poisoning. If the toxin acts on the neuromuscular junction, it will block the nerve conduction route, causing the striated muscles to fail to contract normally, resulting in respiratory paralysis. The action time is about 40 minutes to 2 hours, or up to 24 hours. This is very fatal.

The people in the village don't have such skills as themselves, and it would be very dangerous to encounter this corona snake.

"Scared me!"

Seeing that the Coral Snake was beaten to death by Ye Rongrong, Liu Qingqing said with a long breath.

You must know that this Coral Snake has the title of "Black and White Impermanence" in the vicinity. If it is bitten, the meaning will be taken away by Black and White Impermanence, and there is no way to save it.

Although it is a bit exaggerated, in the nearby ten miles and eight villages, there are one or two cases of being bitten by this silver ring snake every year, and even killing people or poultry.

Just now Liu Qingqing was really scared by this silver ring snake.

"Okay, with my husband here, everything will be fine, let's go, let's go home!"

Ye Rongrong put his arms around Liu Qingqing and said.

After being disturbed by the Coral Snake, Ye Rongrong lost all sense of humor.

"Husband, is this Coral Snake still here?"

Liu Qingqing looked at the Coral Snake that was still on the ground by Ye Rongrong, and asked Ye Rongrong.

After all, this silver ring snake is extremely poisonous, even if it is dead, it is not good to throw it here.

"Then take it back and use it as waste!"

Ye Rongrong thought for a while, and took the corona snake away.

After all, this silver ring snake is also a very useful Chinese medicinal material, which can be prepared as a medicinal powder, which can dispel rheumatism, treat rheumatic paralysis, convulsions in children, tetanus, scabies, syphilis and other diseases.

...

The moon was high and the wind was dark. Outside the courtyard of Ye Rongrong's house, a group of people were sneaking outside the fence, talking in low voices.

It looks like there are about seven or eight people.

"Have you brought everything together?"

A tall black figure asked several people around him.

"Brother Ma, don't worry, I have brought all of you."

A dark figure nodded and said.

"I stepped on it in the morning. The most dangerous thing in this yard is those two dogs. Remember to kill those two dogs immediately."

Ma Ge explained to the people around him.

"clear."

Several black shadows nodded and said.

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