The Local Lazy Man System

"Master, then I will ask my subordinates to pick two places for you to serve you, Master."

Smogode suddenly remembered that the orientals value women's chastity very much. These two beauties have been played with by him, and his master must not like them. Smogode said hastily when he came to his senses.

"unnecessary!"

Ye Rongrong shook his head and said.

Looking at the black girl who is not liuqiu, Ye Rongrong has no appetite to eat, why do he need these two black girls to serve him!

"Then, I will arrange a room for you to rest, master, and then I will prepare lunch for you!"

Smallgod said hastily.

Now my room is in a mess, so it is naturally not suitable for my honorable master to rest.

"it is good!"

Ye Rongrong nodded and said.

After a busy morning today, Ye Rongrong is really tired and hungry.

...

In the waters of Somalia, in a conference room on a Chinese cruiser.

"Is what you said true?"

Tang Jiajun frowned and asked the hostages who had escaped from the pirate's lair.

Originally, Tang Jiajun received a call from Ye Rongrong, saying that he would let a friend of his go to Somalia to save people, and that he would send a ship to pick him up in the sea outside the small city of Luoshang.

Tang Jiajun dubiously sent ships to the waters outside the small city of Luoshang, but he didn't expect that many of them would take back the hostages held by Somali pirates.

This made Tang Jiajun very curious about how Ye Rongrong's friend rescued the hostages held by Somali pirates.

Could it be that the eldest uncle of the Liu family knew a certain leader of the Somali pirates and asked the other party to take the initiative to release these detained people?

So when the rescued hostages had a good meal and had a rest, Tang Jiajun would ask them about the situation.

It's just that what these people said made Tang Jiajun unbelievable. According to the scene they described, it was similar to the scene in Xianxia TV series.

Countless shining swords are suddenly suspended in the air, which can appear or disappear instantly. Isn't this a scene that appears in fantasy TV dramas?

There is still a step, just tens of meters away, is it the legendary Taoist "shrinking the ground into an inch"?

In the legend of Taoism, there is a kung fu called "Shrinking the ground into an inch". When practiced to the highest level, it can shrink a distance of thousands of miles into an inch. Therefore, just one step can surpass Monkey King's somersault, which is one hundred and eight thousand miles. .

However, in Tang Jiajun's view, these are all existences in myths and legends.

But now, listening to the words of these rescued hostages, could it be that such miraculous characters really exist in this world.

"Really, what we said is true."

"General, if there is even half a lie in what I say, I will be hit with a thunderbolt and die a terrible death."

"What we said is true, that benefactor is really amazing? He looks like a fairy."

"Those pirates were frightened and fled around. We just walked out of the pirate's den in a big way. We didn't tell a single lie."

Seeing that Tang Jiajun didn't believe it, the rescued hostages all told Tang Jiajun.

"Is there really such a powerful person in the world?"

Tang Jiajun and the political commissar sitting next to him looked at each other, their hearts moved involuntarily, and they were both very shocked.

"Thank you everyone, everyone go back and have a good rest, we will arrange for you to return home as soon as possible."

Tang Jiajun said to the rescued hostages.

...

"Political commissar, do you think what they said is credible?"

When these people walked out of the conference room, Tang Jiajun asked the political commissar Li Kaiyang who was sitting next to him.

From Tang Jiajun's point of view, this matter is as unreliable as a fairy tale.

"It's very likely to be true!"

Li Kaiyang nodded and said.

"Do you believe what they said about thousands of shining swords appearing out of thin air and disappearing out of thin air?"

Tang Jiajun asked in surprise.

Li Kaiyang is a doctoral student from a military academy, how could he believe that there are such bizarre things in this world.

"I don't believe it's the case,

What I believe is what they said, the person who rescued them took a step and was tens of meters away. "

Li Kaiyang said.

"Do you think there is such a kung fu of 'shrinking the ground into an inch' in this world?"

Tang Jiajun looked at Li Kaiyang suspiciously and asked.

"Actually, a few years ago, I met a Taoist friend who didn't want to disclose his name. He once performed the transfiguration technique for me. Originally, he was sitting on my left side, but in a blink of an eye, he was sitting on the right side. He moved quickly. It's as if it's not moving."

"He told me that his master had learned from Mr. Sun Lutang to shrink the ground to an inch, and now he can count miles in one step."

"As for Mr. Sun Lutang, I have heard some stories about him. Back then, Mr. Sun Lutang walked slowly ahead and let the young and middle-aged teachers in the martial arts hall chase him, but the people behind couldn't catch up."

"And Mr. Sun Lutang once went from the capital to Baoding City to buy buns from Pingjia Steamed Bun Shop in his later years. When he returned to the capital, the buns were still hot. It took only about ten minutes before and after. You must know that Baoding City is far away from the capital."

"So I believe this kind of kung fu that shrinks the ground to an inch exists."

Li Kaiyang said with certainty.

"Is there really such a magical person in this world?"

Hearing Li Kaiyang's words, Tang Jiajun couldn't help saying in surprise.

Could it be that such a powerful person really exists in this world? This existence is completely unreasonable.

"It's really hard to say!"

Li Kaiyang said.

"Report!"

At this time, the secretary's voice came from the door.

"Come in!"

Tang Jiajun said.

"Report to the commander and political commissar, there are pirates outside who have brought the seized Huaxia cargo ship over."

The secretary reported.

"The pirates brought the seized freighter over?"

Li Kaiyang was stunned for a while, and asked, "Do these pirates have any requirements?"

"There are no strict requirements, but we are required to return this freighter to its original owner."

said the secretary.

"Return to the original owner?"

Tang Jiajun and Li Kaiyang looked at each other and said, "Understood, take this freighter and tell these pirates that we will return it to its original owner."

Now Tang Jiajun somewhat believed the words of the rescued hostages. This person might really be that powerful, otherwise, these pirates wouldn't be able to spit out the meat that reached their mouths.

...

After eating a hearty lunch, Ye Rongrong leaned on a folding chair with his legs crossed, holding a glass of cocktail made by a professional bartender called "Martini".

This is Ye Rongrong's first time drinking this kind of cocktail. To be honest, I feel that this kind of cocktail is just so-so. It's not the kind of wine he likes. Ye Rongrong still prefers to drink Huaxia Baijiu, but it's a pity that it doesn't exist here.

This made Ye Rongrong a little dissatisfied.

At this time, in front of Ye Rongrong, Smogod stood respectfully, looking like a waiter.

If the pirates outside saw that their leader was serving a Chinese person respectfully like a waiter, they would definitely be too surprised to shut their mouths.

"My lord, is there anything else you need?"

Small Goethe bent over and whispered to Ye Rongrong.

"Smogold, I heard that you have four famous pirate gangs in Somalia, and the pirates in Somalia are all headed by these four big pirate gangs, isn't that true?"

Ye Rongrong took a sip of his cocktail, looked up at Smogold and asked.

"Yes, honorable master, in Somalia, besides our 'Somali Sailors', there are also three big pirate gangs: 'Puntland Guards', 'National Coast Volunteer Guards', and 'Merka'."

Smogode's eyelids twitched slightly when he heard this, and he said respectfully to Ye Rongrong.

It seems that my honorable master is going to play with the other three pirates.

"Go and invite the leaders of these three pirate gangs here."

Ye Rongrong said slowly.

Now that he has come to Somalia, Ye Rongrong is going to solve the hijacking of Chinese ships by Somali pirates once and for all.

"Honorable master, the leaders of the other three pirate gangs are all cowards, they dare not come to my territory."

Smogorde said in a trembling voice, while bending his waist deeply.

This was because he was afraid that Ye Rongrong would be unhappy, so he quickly lowered his posture very low.

Just like I dare not go to the base camp of other pirate gangs, the leaders of other pirate gangs also dare not come to my base camp, for fear of being tricked by the other party.

One mountain cannot contain two tigers, not to mention that there are four big pirate gangs in Somalia, and their colleagues are enemies.

"Then you take me to find them!"

Ye Rongrong thought for a while and said.

"Okay!"

Smallgod suddenly became excited and said excitedly.

It is said that colleagues are enemies, and he suffered the inhuman torture today, Smogod wished that they would suffer the same inhuman torture as he did just now.

Smogod seems to have seen the other three pirate kings who are as famous as him, and they are also screaming like pigs at the feet of this mysterious oriental wizard!

The night sky is particularly deep, the night sky is filled with countless stars, and the soft moonlight shines on the earth, making the seascape of Luoshang Town particularly beautiful.

On the balcony of a luxurious viewing villa near the sea, Ye Rongrong was lying on a chair, enjoying the sea breeze and moonlight with his eyes closed.

On the side, the four most famous pirate kings in Somalia stood respectfully on both sides.

They are Smogod, the chief of the "Somali Sailors", Midras, the chief of the "Puntland Guards", Ikayilu, the chief of the "Merka", and the "National Coast Volunteer Guardians" Richard Charlie.

Ye Rongrong lay on the armchair and closed his eyes to rest. The four pirate kings stood there and did not dare to move. Even if there were mosquitoes biting them, they did not dare to stretch out their hands for fear of hitting them.

Afraid of making noise, Ye Rongrong closed his eyes and rested his mind.

Even though they are notoriously vicious Somali pirates, after being punished by Ye Rongrong's "witchcraft", they behave like kittens in front of Ye Rongrong.

Fortunately, this area has been completely blocked by the personnel arranged by these pirate leaders. Outsiders can't get in at all. Otherwise, if the news spreads, people all over the world won't be frightened.

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