The Local Lazy Man System

"Buzz..."

An annoying mosquito was flying around Ye Rongrong.

Ye Rongrong closed his eyes, grabbed the mosquito casually in the air, and wiped out the mosquito.

This daring mosquito actually disturbed Ye Rongrong's rest, because he was tired of work.

This no, paid the price of life.

Ye Rongrong felt that the heat was enough, so he slowly opened his eyes.

One of the four pirate kings carefully observed Ye Rongrong. When Ye Rongrong opened his eyes, the four of them immediately bent down and said respectfully: "Master, you are awake."

"Master, I'll ask some beauties with oriental faces to serve you at night!"

"Master, I have invited the best Cantonese chef from Huaxia, and I am waiting for your instructions at any time!"

"Master, I have invited a Yue opera troupe from Huaxia. If you want to watch a play, I will let them prepare it right away."

...

Money can turn ghosts around. Under the four pirate kings who did not hesitate to spend a lot of money, within half a day, they completed the matter of hiring chefs, opera troupes, and beauties from China, and even arranged an express plane to send them to Somalia. .

Of course, this fee is naturally ridiculously high. After all, Somalia is so chaotic, with pirates, warlords, bandits, and bandits rampant. If there is no price tag that is tempting enough, no Chinese will come to this ghostly place.

"I'm not interested in those. I'm thinking whether to kill you or let you go?"

Ye Rongrong said lightly.

"Master, don't kill us!"

"Master, I...I don't want to die yet!"

"Master, we must obey your words, please don't kill us."

"Master, I... I dedicate everything to you, I just ask you to spare my life."

Hearing that Ye Rongrong was considering whether to kill them, the four pirate kings were so frightened that they knelt down and begged for mercy.

It's better to die than to live. The four pirate kings who have enjoyed the glory and wealth are more afraid of death than ordinary pirates.

"Forget it. Seeing how sensible you are, I don't want to get bloody anymore, but there is one thing that you should hear clearly."

Ye Rongrong said lazily.

"Master, tell me!"

"Master, please tell me!"

Hearing that Ye Rongrong would not kill them, the four pirate kings breathed a sigh of relief and said hastily.

These pirate kings are willing to do anything as long as they don't die.

"In the future, you will take care of your subordinates, so that your people can see clearly with their eyes wide open, and stop hitting ships with the Chinese flag, do you understand?"

Ye Rongrong looked at these Somali pirate kings and said.

"Listen, understand, we must explain it properly."

Several pirate kings nodded quickly and said.

"If anyone dares to hijack Huaxia's ship, I don't mind twisting all your heads off and kicking them like balls!"

Ye Rongrong still lay on the armchair and said calmly.

Although the tone of Ye Rongrong's words was light, but in the ears of the Pirate King, it undoubtedly sounded like the voice of a devil in hell.

"Master, don't worry, no matter who dares to hijack a Chinese ship in the waters of Somalia, I, Smogold, will be the first to destroy his family."

"Yes, whoever dares to move Huaxia's ships, I, Midras, will cut him to death with my own hands!"

"Master, don't worry, I guarantee that no one will dare to hijack Huaxia's ships!"

Several pirate kings hurriedly patted their chests and promised.

"Very good, if you dare to disobey, the stone in front will be your fate!"

As Ye Rongrong's voice fell, hundreds of bright flying swords suddenly floated in front of Ye Rongrong's body, especially under the moonlight, the icy feeling made the originally hot air become icy cold.

Especially the four pirate kings felt chills all over.

"go!"

Ye Rongrong read a sentence softly, and hundreds of flying swords immediately attacked the big rock.

"Boom..."

With a few loud bangs, the entire boulder instantly turned into powder.

"what……"

"Oh God……"

"My dear!"

see this side,

The faces of the pirate kings were pale with fright, and the corners of their mouths trembled.

What if it hits someone?

Thinking about it, the bodies of several pirate kings couldn't help trembling. This oriental wizard is really terrifying.

"Okay, that's it, I should go back too!"

Ye Rongrong saw that the deterrence was almost done, so he spoke.

"Master, don't you want to stay for two more days?"

As soon as he said this, Smallgod wanted to slap himself.

Now everyone wished that this terrible oriental wizard would disappear quickly, and he actually said polite words to let him stay.

If he really stayed, would people like himself still live?

"You want me to stay?"

Ye Rongrong looked at Smallgod with a half-smile and asked.

"I……"

Looking at Ye Rongrong like this, Smogode couldn't help feeling a little flustered.

"Okay, don't worry, I won't stay here."

Ye Rongrong smiled and said.

Hearing Ye Rongrong's words, the restless hearts of the pirates eased a little.

After all, everyone in Somalia is an all-powerful pirate. It's really hard to live by following and serving this terrible oriental wizard with such fear every day!

This time, no one spoke out to persuade Ye Rongrong to stay. Everyone wished that Ye Rongrong would disappear as soon as possible.

"I'm leaving!"

Ye Rongrong took a look at these Somali pirate kings and disappeared out of thin air.

"what……"

The sudden situation stunned the four Somali pirate kings.

The oriental wizard just disappeared under the noses of people like himself.

"What about the master?"

"Amazing!"

"Master is so powerful, he is omnipotent!"

Several pirate kings couldn't help saying in surprise.

What followed was that the uneasiness was relieved. It is better to stay away from such a terrifying person.

"Since the master is gone, it's time for me to go back."

"It's time to go back and explain it carefully, and don't let anyone mess up."

"In addition to our subordinates, other pirate gangs should also warn them, don't drag us down then."

"Yes, it is necessary to give a good warning, and those who do not listen or perfunctory will kill them all."

...

It was already eleven o'clock in the evening when Ye Rongrong returned to his home on the invisible "Safety Number". The weather in Wenzhou City is much colder than that in Somalia. It feels like one is summer and the other is winter.

Ye Rongrong felt a little uncomfortable all of a sudden.

Just as it was said that the moon is the hometown circle, standing in the yard of his home, Ye Rongrong was in high spirits.

"Go home feeling good!"

Ye Rongrong couldn't help but took a deep breath and said.

"Hum hum!"

The sudden appearance of Ye Rongrong attracted the attention of "King Kong" who was patrolling in the yard, and hurried to Ye Rongrong's side to please him.

"It's really good, patrol well, the work is done, I will bring you back a female wild boar next time, so that you can live a life of being hugged left and right."

Ye Rongrong patted "King Kong" on the head and said.

Now "King Kong" has grown to a height of 1.5 meters. If it weren't for Ye Rongrong's height, he really wouldn't be able to touch the head of "King Kong".

"Hum hum!"

King Kong hummed excitedly.

This obviously understood the meaning of Ye Rongrong's words, it seems that this is a complete perverted pig.

"Okay, let's go patrol!"

Ye Rongrong patted King Kong on the head, said something, and walked towards the small courtyard.

It was late at night, and the whole yard was quiet. Ye Rongrong walked very lightly, so as not to disturb the sleeping people in the yard.

"Honey, you're back!"

As soon as Ye Rongrong walked into the yard, he was noticed by Liu Qingqing who was watching TV in the living room.

"Why didn't you sleep so late?"

Ye Rongrong looked at Liu Qingqing and said.

"I just finished feeding Dudu and couldn't fall asleep. I just watched TV in the living room for a while. Husband, you're finally back. I'm so worried."

Liu Qingqing ran to Ye Rongrong, hugged Ye Rongrong and said excitedly.

"Isn't this coming back soon? Don't worry, your husband will be fine."

Ye Rongrong hugged Liu Qingqing and said comfortingly.

"But are people just worried?"

Liu Qingqing said in a lie.

"Hehe, my wife, you are so beautiful tonight."

Ye Rongrong changed the subject and said.

Ye Rongrong didn't intend to let Liu Qingqing know about the dangerous things outside.

As a man, Ye Rongrong felt that his responsibility was to let his women live a carefree life.

"Hate!"

At night, being praised by her man, Liu Qingqing's pretty face couldn't help but blush slightly.

"Where is Dudu?"

Ye Rongrong asked.

"I was carried away by Aunt Wang and slept with Aunt Wang at night."

Liu Qingqing said.

"That's great!"

With that said, Ye Rongrong picked Liu Qingqing up for the princess.

"what……"

Liu Qingqing was taken aback by Ye Rongrong's sudden slap, she patted Ye Rongrong's chest lightly and said, "Honey, you scared me."

"Then let me carry you into the bedroom to apologize."

With that said, Ye Rongrong hugged Liu Qingqing and went to the bedroom.

...

"Is that the case?"

Elder Qin held the phone and asked the person on the other end.

"Old chief, the situation is like this!"

Tang Jiajun said.

As an old subordinate of Mr. Qin, Tang Jiajun still told Mr. Qin exactly what happened today.

"You suspect that the person who rescued the hostages from the Somali pirates was Ye Rongrong?"

Elder Qin asked.

"Even if it's not him, I think at least it has something to do with him."

Tang Jiajun expressed his guess.

"There are many strange people and strange things in this world, but we don't know about them. Regardless of whether this matter has anything to do with Ye Rongrong, this matter will stop here."

"The other thing is to classify this matter as a secret, and no one is allowed to spread rumors, and let those rescued hostages keep their mouths shut, and don't mention what happened today to anyone in the future. They must be called soldiers of the army. Saved them from pirates."

Elder Qin was silent for a while, then said seriously.

"But……"

Tang Jiajun said with some anxiety.

"Do you understand what I mean?"

Elder Qin said with some displeasure.

"clear!"

Tang Jiajun naturally understood what Elder Qin meant, which was to let everyone keep this matter in their hearts.

"Remember to destroy any records about this matter."

Mr. Qin said seriously,

"yes!"

Tang Jiajun immediately said seriously.

"that's it!"

After Mr. Qin finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

After meditating alone in the study for a while, Elder Qin picked up the phone, pressed the number, and dialed out.

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