The Local Lazy Man System

"Of course it's not just talking."

Ye Rongrong said.

"Then how do you fish without a fishing rod or a hook?"

Pan Chengchen looked at Ye Rongrong curiously and asked.

"I don't know! Wait!"

Ye Rongrong said with a smile, then went back to the camp, and took out a kitchen knife in his backpack. In fact, this kitchen knife was placed in the Qiankun Ring, and Ye Rongrong just took it out through the backpack.

"Husband, what are you doing with a kitchen knife?"

Seeing Ye Rongrong coming out with a kitchen knife, Liu Qingqing asked curiously.

"Chop bamboo."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Cut bamboo? Why do you chop bamboo?"

Liu Qingqing asked curiously.

"Hehe, you'll know later."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile, and took a kitchen knife to a small bamboo forest not far away to chop bamboo.

The small bamboo grove beside the reservoir was planted by the people down the mountain, but it was all decades ago, and it is now considered unowned, because it is worthless now, especially the old one. After the older generation passed away, the younger generation seldom pay attention to these worthless things on the mountain.

Unless one day, the land on this mountain is going to be sold, then everyone will still pay attention to how many acres of land they have on this mountain and how much it is worth.

Ye Rongrong chose a bamboo that was about twice as thick as his thumb, cut it off, trimmed off the branches and leaves, and returned to the shore with a bamboo that was about three meters long.

"Brother Ye, are you going to use this bamboo as a fishing rod?"

Pan Chengchen looked at the bamboo in Ye Rongrong's hand suspiciously and asked.

"Hehe, I said that you don't need a fishing rod to fish, how can you make a fishing rod!"

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"If you don't make a fishing rod, how can you fish?"

Pan Chengchen was a little confused.

"You'll find out later."

As he said, Ye Rongrong took a kitchen knife to cut the bamboo, and soon the three-meter-long bamboo was cut into a one-meter-long bamboo by Ye Rongrong. The whole bamboo was very straight. Ye Rongrong cut one end to be very sharp, and the other end Cut a groove and take a long string to tie it in place.

"Brother Ye, don't tell me, you just use this to fish?"

Seeing Ye Rongrong busy, Pan Chengchen looked at Ye Rongrong in disbelief and asked.

"Yes, use this!"

Ye Rongrong nodded very positively.

"No way, brother Ye, you can catch fish just like this."

Looking at such a strange bamboo, Pan Chengchen couldn't figure out how it could be used for fishing.

"Husband, how do you fish with this thing?"

Liu Qingqing also asked very curiously.

It’s really like bamboo and there is no hook, so how can you fish?

"Whether you can catch a big fish or not, you will know later!"

After Ye Rongrong finished speaking, he trimmed the bamboo again with a kitchen knife.

"Okay!"

Ye Rongrong looked at the bamboo in his hand and said.

"Brother Glory, are you really going to use this to compare fishing with me?"

Xiao Si'er looked at Ye Rongrong with some doubts and asked.

Now Xiao Si'er understands the purpose of Ye Rongrong's use of this bamboo stick, which is to spear fish.

If it's in a small pond or stream, it's okay to use such a sharpened bamboo stick to spear fish, but this is a reservoir, the fish have so much room to move, and there are people on the shore, and these shrewd fish don't swim on the shore Without moving, there is no way to see a fish, let alone a spearfish.

Xiao Si'er didn't believe that Ye Rongrong could use such a sharp bamboo pole to spear a fish in the reservoir.

"Hehe, that's not necessarily the case!"

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

Ye Rongrong, who has the "detection technique", can clearly see the situation under the water surface of this reservoir, and can easily locate the fish in the water.

This is also the reason why Ye Rongrong is so confident in spearing fish with this bamboo pole.

"Really? We'll just wait and see!"

Xiao Si'er didn't believe that Ye Rongrong could use this bamboo pole to fork fish. After all, the bamboo pole was only about one meter long, and there were no fish at all on this shore.

Where is he spearing fish?

"Hehe, then look forward to it!"

Speaking of which, Ye Rongrong held up the bamboo pole with one hand, opened his posture, and looked at the water surface of the reservoir.

Ye Rongrong is choosing a prey.

"What is that person doing?"

"Is it performance art?"

"No, it looks like African savages hunting. I have seen it on TV. Many primitive society savages in Africa hunt prey like this. They stand on one foot and hold a sharpened wooden stick in the other hand. He was motionless in the woods, and when the prey passed by him, he raised the stick and threw it at the prey."

"Would that hit the prey?"

Some people doubt the hit rate.

"Yes, we Chinese ancients also hunted like this."

A person who has done some research on ancient Chinese life said.

"But what kind of prey is there in the reservoir? He wouldn't shoot fish with this, would he?"

"That's impossible. Where can he see any fish in his position? Even if he sees a fish, he can't hit the fish in the water."

"Why?"

"It's very simple. The water is buoyant. When the bamboo pole enters the water, it must first come into contact with the water. First, the buoyancy of the water makes it difficult for the bamboo pole to hit the depth below the water surface; second, the fish is very vigilant. Creatures, as soon as the bamboo pole comes into contact with water, there will be movement, and the fish will have already run away without a trace if it feels this movement."

"That's right. I think this person is really whimsical. Let's not talk about whether he can hit the fish in the water. Whether he can see the fish in the water clearly is two things."

"That's right, if you can catch fish like this, this sow can climb a tree!"

"Don't say that sows can climb trees. Didn't you read the news a while ago? Now sows can really climb trees."

"And this?"

...

Regardless of the strange eyes and discussions of people around, Ye Rongrong concentrated on the reservoir, using the "detection technique" to check the distribution of fish in the waters 20 meters away from him.

Perhaps because there are too many people on the shore, although there are many fish, including many big fish, in the water area 20 meters away from the shore, they are all hiding at the bottom of the water.

The bottom of the water is at least five or six meters deep from the water surface. Even if Ye Rongrong sees a big fish, he can't help it.

Because of the strong buoyancy of the water, Ye Rongrong couldn't make the bamboo pole thrown five or six meters deep to the bottom of the water even with all his strength.

So Ye Rongrong has been waiting for the opportunity, when these big fish swim to the surface of the water to breathe, Ye Rongrong does not believe that these fish will not come to the surface to breathe.

time passed minute by minute

Just when Ye Rongrong was a little impatient, a carp about one foot long left the bottom of the water and swam up to the water surface on the shore.

"The opportunity is here, let it be!"

Ye Rongrong couldn't help but get excited.

After all, Ye Rongrong also felt bad for posing such a strange gesture, making people point and point, like a psychopath.

But fortunately, finally in Ye Rongrong's monitoring line of sight, there was a big fish swimming from the bottom of the reservoir to the surface of the water, and its position was less than ten meters away from Ye Rongrong.

Ye Rongrong was sure that as long as this big fish came up, Ye Rongrong would be able to stab it with this bamboo point.

Soon the big fish swam to the surface of the water, and for some unknown reason, it even swam towards the shore, unaware that disaster was imminent, and swam leisurely on the surface of the water.

"go!"

Ye Rongrong let out a soft cry, and the bamboo pole in his hand immediately turned into a parabola and quickly attacked the swimming big fish.

Perhaps sensing danger, the big fish immediately turned its head down and swam to the bottom of the water quickly.

It's a pity that it was too late, before swimming a few centimeters to the bottom, the sharp head of the bamboo pole had already pierced the big fish's body.

Although the bamboo pole pierced through its body, it still couldn't make the big fish lose its vitality, but the bamboo pole passed through the middle of its whole body, so it couldn't break free from the bamboo pole at all.

"what……"

"Oh my god! This... this is also okay?"

"This is too accurate, this can also be shot!"

"This is simply a stroke of genius, it's so wonderful!"

"It can be done, this man is amazing."

The people who originally wanted to see Ye Rongrong's jokes immediately opened their mouths wide, and were stunned by the scene in front of them.

This is really incredible!

"Brother Ye, you...how did you do it!"

Pan Chengchen came back to his senses and asked Ye Rongrong in disbelief.

This is really amazing, just throwing this bamboo pole so casually, it stabs a big fish, it's amazing!

Could it be that a blind cat met a dead mouse by chance?

"This is a secret, I can't tell you!"

Ye Rongrong said happily.

This involves the "detection technique" and "mind force" used by Ye Rongrong. In order to hit the big fish just now, Ye Rongrong used "mind force" to correct the movement track of the bamboo pole several times.

After all, this big fish has been swimming without a fixed position, and its swimming trajectory is irregular. What Ye Rongrong can do is to constantly correct the trajectory of the bamboo pole so that the bamboo pole can hit the big fish. .

These are Ye Rongrong's personal secrets, so naturally he will not tell Pan Chengchen.

"It's fine if you don't say it. I think it's just luck. This fish was unlucky and just hit the muzzle of the gun."

Pan Chengchen said a little unconvinced.

"hehe!"

Ye Rongrong smiled and did not speak. Instead, he pulled the string in his hand and pulled the bamboo pole floating on the water to the shore.

After the bamboo pole was pulled to the shore, Ye Rongrong raised the fishing pole from the water, and a carp more than a foot long attached to the bamboo pole appeared in front of everyone.

"What a big carp, this one is worth five of yours!"

Looking at the carp caught by Ye Rongrong with a bamboo pole, Liu Qingqing clapped her hands happily, as if she caught the fish.

"Xiao Sier, what are you still looking at, don't hurry up and go fishing, if you lose, I will punish you for sleeping on the floor at night!"

At this time, Pan Chengchen showed her aggressive style to the fullest.

"Why am I always the one who's hurt?"

Xiao Si'er was extremely depressed!

Brother Glory has such a miraculous skill, how could he win!

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

Hearing Pan Chengchen's words, everyone couldn't help laughing.

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