The Local Lazy Man System

Ye Rongrong walked alone by the small river in the village. Whenever he was in a bad mood, Ye Rongrong always liked to walk by the river.

For some reason, Liu Yifei's leaving without saying goodbye made Ye Rongrong extremely depressed.

It turned out that she existed in my heart.

It's just that I have been deliberately pushing her out of my heart.

But when it is lost, it is like enlightenment.

But these are a bit late.

"It's raining!"

Feeling a small drop of water dripping on his body, Ye Rongrong looked up at the sky, the sky was covered with dark clouds, which was a sign of heavy rain coming, and the current light raindrops were just a prelude.

Although the heavy rain was approaching, Ye Rongrong didn't have any thoughts of going there to shelter from the rain, maybe getting wet in the heavy rain would make him more sober.

"husband!"

Suddenly Liu Qingqing's voice came from a distance.

Ye Rongrong looked back, and saw Liu Qingqing running towards him with an umbrella. The clothes of summer women are very thin, wet by the rain, and the spring is faintly visible.

Ye Rongrong was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly walked to Liu Qingqing's side with "lingbo microsteps", grabbed the umbrella from her hand and opened it quickly, and held the umbrella for Liu Qingqing.

After all, Liu Qingqing is not as strong as herself, and she will not catch a cold if she is wet by the rain, but Liu Qingqing can't, her physical fitness is far worse than her own, but she can't stand the rain wet body.

"Why don't you hold an umbrella?"

Ye Rongrong said to Liu Qingqing with some reproach.

He's such an old man, and he doesn't even know how to hold an umbrella when it rains outside. If he catches a cold and has a fever, he will feel distressed.

"I can't walk fast with an umbrella, I'm afraid it will rain heavily and I won't be able to find you yet."

Liu Qingqing was sweating profusely, panting heavily.

It seems that Liu Qingqing traveled a lot to find Ye Rongrong.

"Silly wife!"

Ye Rongrong said with both distress and emotion.

This is really a virtuous and good wife!

I have such a virtuous and good wife, what else is there to be dissatisfied with?

Immediately, Ye Rongrong thought about some things clearly.

The wife in front of me is the one I want to cherish and love now.

"Honey, do you dislike me?"

Liu Qingqing looked at Ye Rongrong and said.

"How could it be? I will never despise you in this life. I am still worried that one day I will grow old and you will despise me."

Ye Rongrong shook his head and said.

God gave me such a perfect wife, which is a blessing I have cultivated in several lives.

But what I ate in the bowl, I still think about what is in the pot.

Ye Rongrong suddenly had the urge to slap himself.

"Then you still call me a stupid wife!"

Liu Qingqing pouted and said.

"Hehe, I was wrong, I'm a silly husband, that's all right!"

After thinking about some things, Ye Rongrong suddenly became enlightened.

"Let's go, it's going to rain harder and harder."

Ye Rongrong held an umbrella and said to Liu Qingqing.

"Ok!"

Liu Qingqing nodded, her pretty face was a little red, it was mainly because she ran a little while ago, her face was flushed with heat.

Ye Rongrong put his arms around Liu Qingqing's shoulders and walked towards the house together.

Two people share an umbrella, and Ye Rongrong is tall and burly, so the rain will inevitably get wet on both of them. In order to make Liu Qingqing less rainy, Ye Rongrong almost turns the umbrella towards Liu Qingqing.

However, the heavy rain came pouring down, even if Ye Rongrong pointed the whole umbrella towards Liu Qingqing, her fragrant shoulders would inevitably get wet by the rain.

Although the summer rain hits the body coolly, it is not comfortable. According to the speed of the two, by the time they get home, the two of them will be "drowned".

"Honey, you..."

Of course, Liu Qingqing also noticed that Ye Rongrong had all the umbrellas facing her side, and he was completely wet, so she couldn't help but said emotionally.

"It's okay, your husband and I are so strong, it doesn't matter if we get wet from the rain."

Ye Rongrong comforted Liu Qingqing with a smile and said.

"Honey, I..."

Liu Qingqing was so moved that she wanted to cry,

At this moment Liu Qingqing felt that she was the happiest woman in the world.

"The rain is getting heavier and heavier. When we walk home like this, our whole body will be soaked. Wife, I will carry you away."

Ye Rongrong thought for a while and said.

Seeing that the sky was still covered with dark clouds, Ye Rongrong knew that the rain would get heavier and heavier, and it wouldn't stop for a while.

"it is good."

Liu Qingqing nodded and said.

Looking at the sky, the rain will definitely last for a long time, and I can't walk fast. It's really better to let my husband carry him and hold an umbrella for him.

In this way, both of them will be less wet from the rain.

Ye Rongrong picked up Liu Qingqing, "Lingbo Weibu" flashed, and the person was already more than ten meters away.

"what……"

Liu Qingqing screamed, because of the sudden rapid movement, the umbrella in Liu Qingqing's hand was blown away by the wind, which made Liu Qingqing very frightened.

"No more umbrellas!"

Ye Rongyao said, and continued to walk quickly in the rain with Liu Qingqing in his arms. Now Ye Rongyao couldn't stop his body at all. Now it was raining too hard. Even if Ye Rongyao was going so fast, the two of them would still be crushed. Wet from the rain.

A few minutes later, when Ye Rongrong returned to his home, both of them were wet from the chest to the back.

"Go, take a shower!"

Ye Rongrong carried Liu Qingqing directly to the bathroom to take a shower.

They are old couples, and they bathe together not once or twice. Although Liu Qingqing blushed a little, she didn't stop her man from carrying her into the bathroom.

Anyway, I have done even the most embarrassing things in the bathroom for my husband, and taking a bath together is even more common.

...

"Squeak!"

In the afternoon, Ye Rongrong was sitting in the yard holding a laptop computer to code novels, and the little monkey "Six Ears" ran to Ye Rongrong with a mineral water bottle filled with red liquid and screamed.

"What is this?"

Ye Rongrong looked at "Six Ears" with some doubts and asked.

"Squeak!"

"Six Ears" yelled and handed the mineral water bottle filled with red liquid to Ye Rongrong.

"For me?"

Ye Rongrong took the mineral water bottle filled with red liquid, and suddenly there was a strange smell of wine. Ye Rongrong opened the bottle cap involuntarily, and took a sip.

The mouthfeel is soft and smooth, with some grapes mixed with several kinds of wild fruits such as hawthorn and wolfberry, the wine spreads in Ye Rongrong's mouth.

Although the smell of the wine was very weak, Ye Rongrong could still tell that it was wine.

"this is?"

Ye Rongrong was puzzled, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration. He remembered something, looked at "Six Ears" excitedly and asked, "Is this monkey wine?"

"Monkey wine" is said to be that the monkeys in the mountains gather all kinds of fruits in a hole (usually a tree hole) to store winter food. But if there is no shortage of winter food in the season, the monkeys will forget that they have stored a hole. Mince, and then this hole of mince is gradually fermented, and then brewed into a hole of mince wine, which is what people call "monkey wine".

However, the formation of this wild-brewed "monkey wine" is definitely a coincidence, it is definitely a rare wine that is priceless, and it is definitely a rare existence in a century.

You know, this "monkey wine" is an empty tree chosen by the monkeys to store the mincemeat. It must be a tree that can ensure that the mincemeat will not rot during the winter. Such trees are pitifully rare, and they must be hollow and sealed. , and there are many special circumstances to brew this "monkey wine".

Therefore, "monkey wine" is something that can be encountered but cannot be reached.

The so-called "monkey wine" on the market is actually a fruit wine made by smashing several kinds of fruits and then artificially fermented, which is far from the real "monkey wine".

The real "Monkey Wine" only lasts for one season, and with the passage of time, the liquor is getting less and less, so it is even more difficult to get "Monkey Wine"!

Moreover, "Monkey Wine" is best when it is first fermented, and what gradually drips down is the fermented essence of mincemeat, which has never been spoiled, but only fermented.

But the wine liquid after dripping has its own story. The first drop is Baiguo juice, and when it is aggregated, it is called Baiguo brew. When there is no juice dripping and all the fermented juice is collected, it has the taste of wine, and it can be called "monkey wine".

Ye Rongrong didn't expect that the "six ears" would get him a bottle of the legendary "monkey wine".

Immediately, Ye Rongrong became excited.

This is a "peerless wine" that is priceless!

Thinking of this, Ye Rongrong couldn't help opening the mineral water bottle again, took a sip of this "monkey wine", and tasted it carefully.

The taste of this monkey wine is very sweet, giving Ye Rongrong the feeling that he is not drinking, but drinking a kind of fruit juice, which is definitely not as strong as the smell of wine it emits.

"Husband, what are you holding?"

Liu Qingqing came out of the house at this time, noticed the red liquid in the mineral water bottle in Ye Rongrong's hand, and asked curiously.

"This is a good thing, drink it and see."

Ye Rongrong handed the "monkey wine" to Liu Qingqing and said.

"What is it, so mysterious!"

Liu Qingqing picked up the mineral water containing "Monkey Wine" and drank it.

"Sweet, delicious, with a little alcohol smell, husband, what is this?"

Liu Qingqing took a sip and found it very delicious. After drinking it, every pore on her body felt very comfortable, as if she had eaten ginseng fruit.

"Hehe, this is the legendary monkey wine."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Monkey wine?"

Liu Qingqing looked at the red liquid in the mineral water bottle in her hand in surprise.

Many people have heard of "Monkey Wine", but very few have seen it. It can be described as a rare word, which shows the preciousness of "Monkey Wine".

Liu Qingqing really never thought that her man would get such a precious "monkey wine".

"Yes, this is the monkey wine brought back by Liu Er."

Ye Rongrong nodded and said.

Speaking of this, Ye Rongrong suddenly remembered something, and couldn't help looking at the monkey "six ears" with a malicious expression.

Seen by Ye Rongrong's eyes, the monkey "Six Ears" couldn't help feeling a little hairy, turned around and ran out of the yard without even thinking about it.

Now "Six Ears" regrets giving his master this "monkey wine".

"Six Ears" is not stupid, and understands the look in his master's eyes. According to human beings, the word "greedy" is just two words.

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