The Local Lazy Man System

"I want to leave now, it's too late."

Ye Rongrong picked up a grape and threw it on the stool next to him, and it hit the acupoint of the "six-eared" monkey.

"Six Ears", who hadn't run out of the yard, was frozen and unable to move. Except for the head, other parts of the body could not move.

"Squeak!"

"Six ears" shouted to Ye Rongrong in dissatisfaction.

He couldn't move anymore, so the "six ears" naturally knew that it was his master's fault.

"How about it? As long as you hand over the monkey wine, I will unlock your acupuncture points."

Ye Rongrong walked up to "Six Ears" with a smile and said to it.

"Squeak!"

"Six Ears" immediately shook his head and shouted.

You must know that this "monkey wine" was found with great difficulty in the mountains, and "Six Ears" does not want to confiscate this "monkey wine".

"Six Ears" knew that once the "monkey wine" was in his master's pocket, it would be difficult for him to take a sip in the future.

"How about nine points? You one, I nine."

Ye Rongrong said to "Six Ears".

"Squeak!"

"Six Ears" shook his head immediately.

"Six Ears" is not stupid, one or nine points, and he can only get a little bit. "Six Ears" is not willing to do such a dead-end business.

"Then I'll be at a disadvantage. How about Erba?"

Ye Rongrong said.

"Six Ears" directly raised his head to the sky this time, and he didn't intend to pay attention to Ye Rongrong's proposal.

"Forget it, five to five points, this is my bottom line."

Ye Rongrong looked at "Six Ears" and said.

This time "Six Ears" didn't shake his head any more, and after thinking about it, he yelled at Ye Rongrong.

"You want a peach, right? There's no problem with that. As long as you get the wine, I'll give you a big peach."

Ye Rongrong understood the meaning of the monkey's words, he was asking Ye Rongrong for peaches.

"Squeak!"

Hearing that Ye Rongrong only agreed to give one peach, "Six Ears" immediately cried out in dissatisfaction.

"Hehe, husband, don't tease it."

Liu Qingqing couldn't help but said with some amusement.

"Forget it, I'll give you five peaches, I'm satisfied!"

Ye Rongrong didn't tease the "six ears" anymore, he untied its acupoints and said.

"Squeak!"

"Six Ears" accepted Ye Rongrong's conditions, called out to Ye Rongrong, then turned around and ran out of the yard, this is to take Ye Rongrong to find that "monkey wine".

The place where the monkey wine is hidden is in the depths of the back mountain, which is where Ye Rongrong used "Lingbo Weibu", otherwise he would not be able to keep up with the speed of the "six ears".

When the monkey entered the lush forest, it was like a fish in the sea, moving fast like a swing between the big trees one after another.

About ten minutes later, "Six Ears" brought Ye Glory to a big banyan tree.

This banyan tree is really big, it takes five people to embrace it, and this banyan tree is also very tall, Ye Rongrong estimates that it is more than ten meters high with the naked eye.

"Where's the monkey wine?"

Ye Rongrong looked at "Six Ears" with some doubts and asked.

After all, Ye Rongrong didn't see any place to hide wine in the banyan tree in front of him.

"Squeak!"

"Six Ears" yelled at Ye Rongrong, climbed up the tree, stopped at a big fork of a banyan tree, pointed at that location, and yelled at Ye Rongrong.

Ye Rongrong understood that this "monkey wine" was in that position.

These monkeys are really good at hiding things. They hide in the middle of the tree. If they don't climb up, they won't be able to find the "monkey wine".

Although this "monkey wine" is hidden very high, it is not difficult for Ye Rongrong. As a rural child, Ye Rongrong used to climb trees to dig out bird eggs when he was a child. It's a breeze.

But Ye Rongrong naturally wouldn't choose to climb trees, that would be too low-grade, and now that Ye Rongrong can fly, naturally there is no need to bother climbing trees.

Leap lightly,

Ye Rongrong jumped to the side of "Six Ears", making "Six Ears" jump in fright.

Standing on this tree, Ye Rongrong quickly saw a hole the size of a small washbasin at the fork of the tree. Looking inside, there was a red liquid inside. Standing at this position, Ye Rongrong could smell a faint smell of wine. fragrance.

There is a lot of monkey wine in this tree hole. Fortunately, Ye Rongrong brought several large barrels and put them in the Qiankun ring, so he might not be able to finish the "monkey wine".

You must know that this kind of "monkey wine" can't be stored for a long time. Under natural circumstances, it won't take long before it will be slowly evaporated.

This is one of the reasons why this "monkey wine" is rare. It is not easy to brew, and it is also very difficult to store in this natural state.

The opening of the tree hole is a bit small, and the bucket cannot be filled with monkey wine.

However, Ye Rongrong couldn't help this. After thinking about it for a while, Ye Rongrong came up with a good solution, so he took out a fruit knife from the space and dug a small hole in the tree. This bottle of "monkey wine" is connected with tree holes.

It didn't take a few strokes, a small hole was dug and cut in the big hollow banyan tree, and the red monkey wine flowed out from the hole, Ye Rongrong quickly filled it with a bucket.

One bucket must not be filled, and when one is full, Ye Rongrong puts the bucket into the space, and then takes out an empty bucket to hold monkey wine.

This means that Ye Rongrong has the "wind attribute", otherwise there would be no way to hang this "monkey wine" in the air like this.

Ten minutes later, the mouth no longer spilled red "monkey wine", but at this time, Ye Rongrong filled five buckets, and each bucket contained 30 catties of "monkey wine". One hundred and fifty catties of "monkey wine" can be obtained in one time.

"Hehehe, good luck this time!"

Ye Rongrong was in a very good mood. If the "Monkey Wine" weighing more than 150 catties was sold, it would definitely be a sky-high price.

However, Ye Rongrong didn't plan to sell the wine, and kept drinking it slowly by himself.

You must know that this "monkey wine" is not only delicious, but also has high nutritional value, and this natural "monkey wine" cannot be produced artificially.

This is not just a problem with the formula, but with so many special conditions that cannot be produced artificially. The formation of this "monkey wine" is completely a coincidence, and there is no way to replicate it.

"Squeak!"

down the tree. "Six Ears" ran up to Ye Rongrong, stretched out his hand and yelled.

This is for Ye Rongrong to fulfill his promise and give him half of the "monkey wine".

It seems that the "six ears" are not easy to fool.

"You're in a hurry. You said I'll give you this wine. Can you handle it? Besides, do you have a place to store it?"

Ye Rongrong looked at "Six Ears" with a smile and said.

After Ye Rongrong said this, the "six ears" started to scratch their hair anxiously.

"Hehe, store your wine with me first. If you want to drink it someday, just tell me and I'll just give it to you. Isn't it the same? I'll keep it for you for free. What a wonderful thing! "

Ye Rongrong continued to fool around.

Being fooled by Ye Rongrong, "Six Ears" no longer shared the spoils with Ye Rongrong.

"Okay, let's go back."

Now that the "monkey wine" is in his hands, Ye Rongrong doesn't want to take it with him in the mountains.

The main reason is that it is summer now, and the vegetation in this mountain is lush, and there are a lot of mosquitoes and the like. No wonder Ye Rongrong just killed a mosquito, and another mosquito clings to Ye Rongrong's arm.

This mosquito wants to suck Ye Rongrong's blood.

It's a pity, no matter what it does, it can't break the skin on Ye Rongrong's arm.

Now Ye Rongrong's skin is invulnerable, the mosquito's mouth can't get in at all!

"Go to hell!"

Ye Rongrong slapped the mosquito attached to his arm, ready to suck his own blood, to death.

Mosquitoes are well-known pests, and Ye Rongrong will not be merciful to them.

After slapping the nasty mosquito to death, Ye Rongrong walked back with "six ears".

When we got home, it was already evening,

"Honey, you're back."

Seeing Ye Rongrong's return, Liu Qingqing greeted him happily, but seeing that Ye Rongrong was empty-handed, she asked with some doubts, "Did you get the monkey wine?"

"Hehe, I got it, and I got a lot of it, but I hid it."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Oh!"

Hearing that Ye Rongrong got the "monkey wine", Liu Qingqing responded and didn't ask Ye Rongrong where he hid the "monkey wine".

This man has too many secrets, Liu Qingqing knew it was not good to ask too much, so she simply didn't ask.

...

The days passed day by day, and in a blink of an eye, it was time for the summer vacation.

"Uncle, I want to go to Wanda to play!"

Xiao Mengmeng ran to Ye Rongrong's side, pulled Ye Rongrong and said.

"it is good!"

Ye Rongrong nodded and said.

It's been a long time since the whole family went shopping, and Ye Rongrong felt that it was time to take the whole family out for fun.

He left as soon as he said, and soon the family was ready. In fact, Ye Rongrong didn't have anything to prepare, mainly with "dudu".

When such a young child goes out, adults have to prepare a lot of things, such as diapers, feeding bottles, tissues, etc. must be brought.

A group of people with three cars drove out of the yard in a mighty manner. The main reason is that there are seven guards in Ye Rongrong's house, so they took up two cars.

Of course, not all the guards followed, and there were still two guards left at home to guard the house.

By the time a group of people drove to the parking space on the roadside of Wanda Plaza, it was already past ten o'clock in the morning, and the sun was already very bright at this time. Everyone got out of the car, and the difference in temperature was unbearable.

It's not even noon yet, and the temperature outside is a little close to forty degrees.

This is the real dog days, it's so hot, look at the sanitation workers sweeping the road with a broom.

Ye Rongrong couldn't help feeling a little bit in his heart.

The more disadvantaged the group, the dirtiest and tiring work they do, the lower the wages they get.

Those so-called elites, with the air-conditioning in the meeting room, held dispensable meetings, but their wages were several times, or even dozens of times, that of these sanitation workers.

"what!"

Ye Rongrong, who was holding "Dudu", suddenly stopped in his tracks.

"Husband, what's the matter?"

Seeing that Ye Rongrong didn't move, Liu Qingqing asked.

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