The Local Lazy Man System

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"Brother-in-law, you're really disgusting. You're about to eat, why are you talking about such unappetizing things!"

Liu Xixi immediately gave Ye Rongrong a dissatisfied look and said.

I don’t know why, Liu Xixi always thinks of an Indian assan defecating on the side of the road, casually grabbing the weeds on the side of the road and wiping his butt like this, and going home without washing his hands, grabbing food with his hands time to eat.

The more I think about Liu Xixi, the more disgusted I feel, and I even feel like vomiting.

"Didn't you just envy the Indian Ah San eating with his hands?"

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Hmph, don't eat it, it's disgusting!"

Thinking of the Indian Ah San eating food with his hands that have wiped his butt and not washed it, Liu Xixi has completely lost his appetite now. No matter how delicious the food is, she always associates her with the messy habit of the Indian Ah San.

"Husband, you are too, why mention those Indian assholes if you have nothing to do!"

Seeing that her sister lost her temper and stopped eating, Liu Qingqing couldn't help but give Ye Rongrong a white look.

This Indian asan is not hygienic, it is world-renowned, there is nothing to mention how disgusting they are.

This is really a loss of appetite for food.

"I didn't mention it first, she mentioned it first."

Ye Rongrong felt that he was very resentful!

Obviously it was Liu Xixi who first mentioned that the Indian Ah San used his hands to eat, so he said something in passing, and he could also make this Liu Xixi stop eating.

This Liu Xixi's ability to bear is too bad!

"It seems to be!"

At this moment, Liu Qingqing remembered that it was her sister who first mentioned Ah San in India.

"I don't care about her. When she is hungry, she will naturally find something to eat by herself. I'll get the bowls and chopsticks!"

After speaking, Liu Qingqing went to the backyard with Aunt Wang and the others to get the dishes.

"Father, what is an Indian Ah San?"

Dudu asked Ye Rongrong curiously.

"Ah San from India..."

Ye Rongrong paused for a moment, and continued: "In the past, people liked to call monkeys 'A-San', but this Indian A-San is actually an Indian monkey."

"Uncle, you talk nonsense!"

Xiao Mengmeng said immediately.

"Where did I go wrong?"

Ye Rongrong didn't expect to be told by Xiao Mengmeng that he was wrong, so he couldn't help asking curiously.

"The teacher said that the Indian Asan is a group of very bad foreigners."

Xiao Mengmeng said seriously.

"That's right, what Mengmeng said is too true, that Indian assan is a bunch of bad foreigners"

Ye Rongrong patted Mengmeng's head and praised.

"Dudu, look at your sister Mengmeng's kindergarten is not the same, you all know Indian Ah San, do you want to go to kindergarten!"

Ye Rongrong said to Xiaodudu.

"I don't go to kindergarten!"

Little Dudu immediately shook his head and said.

Although Dudu is young, he is very assertive.

At the very least, he is very firm about not going to kindergarten.

"Eat, eat!"

Wang Meng came out holding several porcelain bowls and said impatiently.

...

"Delicious, really delicious!"

Wang Meng ate two large bowls of cold noodles with a splash, and said excitedly.

"It's delicious!"

Looking at the empty noodle basin and porcelain bowl, Ye Rongrong's painstaking efforts in kneading noodles disappeared immediately, and he felt refreshed all over.

It's cool to eat cold noodles this summer!

"It's delicious, I'm full!"

Nangong Ziyan touched her stomach and said.

I ate too much, and my stomach was swollen.

Now Nangong Ziyan is really worried that if she eats like this, she will gain weight.

After all, if this woman gains weight, the sensitivity of her body will be much worse, and her own skills will drop a lot.

This is what Nangong Ziyan is most worried about.

"By the way, when is Shanny coming back?"

Ye Rongrong suddenly remembered that his female apprentice, who was also the pioneer in martial arts, had been home for several months.

There is no letter saying when he will come back.

"She's your apprentice, you, a master, don't even know?"

Liu Qingqing looked at Ye Rongrong with a smile in her arms and said.

"A strict teacher produces a high-level apprentice, so I naturally want to keep a distance from her. If I laugh and laugh with her all day long, I still teach her martial arts like this! Isn't she very close to your teacher's wife!"

Ye Rongrong said.

"Sannie called yesterday, and she will be back at the end of this month."

Liu Qingqing said.

"Without my supervision, I don't know if her kung fu has fallen."

Ye Rongrong said.

After all, this is Ye Glory's first martial arts disciple, and he is his first disciple. If he doesn't learn this skill well, he will lose the face of Huaxia Kung Fu.

Recently, many people on the Internet are saying that Huaxia's kung fu is useless, and that any free kick fighter can knock down those Huaxia kung fu masters.

This made Ye Rongrong look very uncomfortable.

What is free fighting? A martial art without any moves that has been around for less than a hundred years dares to arrogantly despise the kung fu that has been passed down from China for thousands of years.

Ye Rongrong has already figured it out, and when Shanni has almost learned Kungfu, he will go to those free boxing gyms, instead of letting other free boxers challenge the fake masters of traditional martial arts, and humiliate Huaxia's traditional martial arts. It's better to let people who really know Chinese Kung Fu take the initiative.

Let those who look down on traditional Chinese Kung Fu know what real Chinese Kung Fu is.

"Boss, Shanny is very powerful now, none of us are her opponents."

May Yu said.

In fact, everyone is very envious of Shanni being able to worship her boss as a teacher. From a weak woman to being strong now, so many elites in the army are not her opponents alone.

It's a pity that the boss doesn't plan to accept any more apprentices, and with the fact that they are security guards, Ma Yu and the others stopped thinking of worshiping Ye Rongrong as their teacher.

"Glory, glory!"

At this time, Wang Bingzhen and Ma Xudong walked into the yard.

"You don't want to play chess with me again?"

Ye Rongrong looked at the things in Wang Bingzhen's hands, and knew that this old man was going to "wash his shame" again, but his technique...

Ye Rongrong shook his head a little.

If calculated by the amateur level, Wang Bingzhen is definitely a top chess player, but compared with a chess master like Ye Rongrong, he is far behind.

Even if Ye Rongrong gave him five pieces, he was confident of winning him.

"This old king won't give up until he wins you once, glory, or you can deliberately lose him once to make him happy."

Fifth Grandfather Ye Xianglai said with a smile.

"Whoever wants him to lose on purpose, I will win him openly!"

Wang Bingzhen glanced at Ye Xianglai dissatisfiedly and said.

This leaf has always been really a white-eyed wolf, I gave him a few bottles of hardcover Moutai yesterday, and now he has forgotten his kindness.

Seeing what he said, it seems that he is not as good as Ye Guangrong in playing chess, which makes Wang Bing really unconvinced!

"Old Wang, it's late at night, let's stop playing chess, or move a table outside to have tea and drinks."

Ye Rongrong said.

Just after dinner, Ye Rongrong didn't want to play chess. Although playing chess is not tiring, it still needs to use his brain, which is very brain-consuming.

Ye Rongrong doesn't want to waste his brain playing chess now.

"That's a good suggestion. Glory has monkey wine and Dahongpao tea. They are all good things. Let's stop playing chess and drink tea!"

Ma Xudong said immediately.

Ma Xudong has no interest in playing chess, but Ma Xudong can't forget the monkey wine and Dahongpao tea in Ye Rongrong's hand.

After all, these two things can't be drunk anywhere except Ye Rongrong's place.

"Yes, drink and tea!"

Ye Xianghai, the old village head, and Ye Zizi, the fifth grandfather, also said with bright eyes.

"Then I'll get you some appetizers!"

Liu Qingqing stood up and said.

"What appetizers do you want, as long as you have peanuts!"

Ye Xianghai, the old village head, said.

Rural people don't pay much attention to drinking, and a plate of peanuts is the best appetizer.

"Bring some of the drunk crabs from home."

Ye Rongrong said.

This drunken crab was pickled by Ye Glory in March. The pickling method is also very simple. Grab some field crabs from the lake at home, wash them, put them in a porcelain jar, and seal the crabs with salt and rice wine. up.

There are many Venus flytraps in the yard of Ye Rongrong's house. Even at night, there are very few mosquitoes in the whole yard, and there are no mosquitoes to disturb them.

Because there were children there, and we didn't drink too late, everyone dispersed at nine o'clock.

Sending off the old village chief and the others, Ye Rongrong moved the armchair outside and poured himself a cup of Dahongpao. Ye Rongrong leaned on the armchair, swaying, looking at the lake outside, a faint halo, scattered, white The lotus, the deep black and green lotus leaves, are so charming in the moonlight.

Appreciating the flowers, looking at the scenery, the night of the lotus pond, and the faint calm made Ye Rongrong a little obsessed, immersed in this boundless and beautiful night.

...

"Husband, what are you thinking?"

Liu Qingqing came over, seeing Ye Rongrong staring blankly at the lotus on the lake in front, she asked softly.

"Here you come, sit on me!"

Ye Glory recovered and looked at Liu Qingqing and said.

"Everyone is still awake, how embarrassing to be seen!"

Liu Qingqing said with a slightly red face.

After all, it's still early, and everyone in the yard is still asleep. How embarrassing to be seen sitting on the armchair by my husband.

"We are husband and wife, what are you afraid of, come here!"

As Ye Rongrong said, he grabbed Liu Qingqing's hand and made her lie on his body.

Unable to hold back her man, Liu Qingqing obediently lay on her man's body like this, feeling the aura coming from him that made her obsessed.

"Husband, what were you thinking just now?"

Liu Qingqing leaned against Ye Rongrong's arms and asked softly.

"I was just thinking, isn't the current life what I have been pursuing? What else am I not satisfied with?"

Ye Rongrong hugged Liu Qingqing and said.

"That's right, husband, what else are you dissatisfied with?"

Liu Qingqing raised her head, looked deeply at Ye Rongrong and asked.

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Sorry, Chapter 3 is late.

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