The Local Lazy Man System

"You will die if you don't talk too much."

Wutuya immediately glared at Uncle Bakaza and shouted dissatisfiedly.

After all, my youngest son who was on hunger strike came out to eat after listening to "Xiaoye".

"Xiaoye, let's drink."

After being drunk by Wutuya, Bakaza picked up the wine bowl and said to Ye Rongrong with some embarrassment.

"it is good."

Ye Rongrong nodded, and also filled a bowl of milk horse wine and drank it in one gulp.

"Xiaoye, thank you, and Auntie also respects you with a bowl of wine."

Wutuya picked up the wine and said gratefully to Ye Rongrong.

My own son, my family really has nothing to do with him. I didn't expect that this "Little Ye" could make my son come out of grief. This is a great favor to my family.

"Aunt Wutuya, you are being polite."

Ye Rongrong said, and drank a bowl of wine.

...

Declining Uncle Bakaza's persuasion, Ye Rongrong and the others boarded the "Safety Ship" and went to Miloc Town to wait for Ma Yu and the others.

After spending one night in Milok Town, and returning the off-road vehicle to the car rental company the next day, Ye Rongrong took the "Safety" to Taoyuan Village.

Compared with the hustle and bustle of the capital, Ye Rongrong still likes the quiet life in the countryside.

...

The "Safety" flew very fast, and flew from the Gumeng Prairie to the sky above Taoyuan Village before dark in the afternoon.

It was good to wait for the "Safety" to be on the parking lot in the yard. The cabin was opened, and Ye Rongrong had just got off the cabin when he was already surrounded by a large group of animals.

"The master is back!"

"The master is back!"

"The master is back. If you are not at home, the master, I am bored to death."

"Master, did you bring any food?"

"You can see that the master has gained weight, he must have eaten and drank spicy food outside."

"It must be like this. It's better to be a human being. If you can eat delicious and spicy food, we will be unlucky and destined to become a dish on the human table."

"Woooooo... I don't want to be a dish on the human table."

"If you don't want to be a dish on the human table, hurry up and hug the thick thighs of the masters."

...

Ye Rongrong's foot just stepped on the ground, good guy, his ears are full of chirping animals' voices.

Except for a group of family pets such as dogs and wild boars who came up and rubbed their trousers to welcome their owners back, even the poultry raised at home came to welcome them home.

And those birds who took care of their own big yard also flew over and chattered endlessly.

"Brother-in-law, the animals in your family are so enthusiastic."

Liu Xiaohui couldn't help being startled when he saw a large group of animals in front of him.

"You... what did you say?"

His ears were full of chirping and chirping sounds, and Ye Rongrong couldn't hear Liu Xiaohui's voice clearly.

"I said your animals are so enthusiastic?"

Liu Xiaohui said loudly.

"What did you say?"

Ye Rongrong still couldn't hear Liu Xiaohui's voice clearly.

"Honey, are you okay?"

Liu Qingqing asked Ye Rongrong who was beside her suspiciously.

After all, my younger brother's voice was so loud, and he was so close, that I could hear it clearly, so why couldn't he hear it.

"You... what did you say?"

Ye Rongrong shook his head involuntarily, looked at Liu Qingqing and asked.

Now Ye Rongrong feels like he is in a busy area, and his ears are filled with loud voices.

It's hard to hear what people around you are saying.

"Husband, let me ask you are you okay?"

Liu Qingqing approached Ye Rongrong's ear worriedly and asked.

"I'm fine, it's just a little noisy."

Ye Rongrong shook his head and said.

This ear is full of the bustling voices of these animals, which makes Ye Rongrong feel like his head is blown.

This can't work, if this continues, my head will explode.

For the first time, Ye Rongrong felt the shortcomings of this "animal language".

If a large group of animals are talking around, how can my mind be quiet?

This is serious noise pollution.

Ye Rongrong didn't think much about it, and turned off the "animal language" in his mind.

This time, the time is clear, and the fragrance of birds and flowers is everywhere.

Yes, it is the fragrance of birds and flowers.

As long as you don't understand, whether it's a bird, a chicken, or a dog, Ye Rongrong can easily ignore it.

Ye Rongrong is much more comfortable without the feeling of someone talking to you everywhere.

"Wow woof woof..."

"Aww..."

"Hum hum……"

"Wow woof..."

"Aww..."

As soon as Ye Rongrong's ears calmed down, a fierce howling of wolves and dogs came from his ears.

"Don't call them all, they are all our own people."

Ye Rongrong shouted loudly.

It turned out that the powerful aura of "Xiong Da" and "Xiao Hui" coming out of this "safety number" caused anxiety among the animals in the house. Of course, the powerful aura of "King Kong" and "Xiao Bai" also aroused " Bear big" their uneasiness.

The two sides are in an evenly matched posture, so they all rely on loud voices to warn each other later.

But following Ye Rongrong's scolding, they all shut up obediently.

The horror of Ye Rongrong is clear to the animals on both sides.

"This is Xiong Da, Xiao Hui, Xiao Hong, Xiao Cao, and Xiao Hua. They will be new members of our family from now on. You should get along well."

Ye Rongrong said to "King Kong" and them.

"Brother Glory, you are back."

In the distance, Xiao Si'er excitedly ran to Ye Rongrong and said.

"I went to the prairie to play again this time."

Ye Rongrong smiled at Xiao Si'er.

"Brother Glory, sister-in-law Qingqing, you are too. You don't even say anything when you go to the prairie. I have never seen what the prairie looks like when I grow up. You don't take me there either."

Xiao Si'er said with an aggrieved face.

"You kid, don't pretend to be pitiful with me. What do you mean you don't know what the prairie looks like? Haven't you seen the prairie on TV?"

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"How can what you see on TV compare with the real prairie?"

Xiao Sier shook her head and said.

"Actually, after you go there, you will find that the prairie you saw on TV is even more beautiful."

Ye Rongrong glanced at Xiao Si'er and smiled.

"What's the meaning?"

Xiao Si'er didn't understand the meaning of Ye Rongrong's words.

"Hehe, go figure it out yourself!"

After Ye Rongrong said something, he picked up Dudu and walked to the yard. He didn't come home for more than a week. Now Ye Rongrong misses his bed at home very much and wants to go back and lie down for a while.

No matter how nice the outside is, it is not as good as your own kennel.

If Liu Qingqing knew that the bedroom that she took care of diligently was thought of by Ye Rongrong as a doghouse, Liu Qingqing would not let Ye Rongyao go to bed tonight.

"Sister-in-law, what does Brother Glory mean?"

Xiao Si'er looked at Liu Qingqing in a daze and asked.

"There are a lot of mosquitoes on the grassland."

After Liu Qingqing said a word, she led Xiao Mengmeng and followed Ye Rongrong to the yard.

Originally, Liu Qingqing thought that the life on the grassland was so beautiful and enviable, but this trip to the grassland made Liu Qingqing understand that she couldn't completely believe what was said on TV.

TV always likes to show everyone the beautiful side, but not to mention any flaws.

During this trip to the prairie, Liu Qingqing didn't remember how beautiful the prairie was. She only had the impression that the grass was very green and the sky was very blue. But after a few days, she got used to it and felt that was the case.

The only thing that left a deep impression on Liu Qingqing was the mosquitoes on the grassland, they were really big and poisonous, it was so hateful.

If it weren't for the anti-itch ointment prepared by my husband, I would really not be able to live through that day.

"mosquito?"

Xiao Si'er froze for a moment, not understanding what this was about.

"Is there a toilet?"

Liu Xixi added a sentence, and left happily.

"Mosquitoes? Toilets?"

Xiao Si'er was completely confused.

Whether the grassland is beautiful or not has nothing to do with the mosquitoes and toilets.

"What do they mean?"

Xiao Si'er grabbed Liu Xiaohui and asked.

"Anyway, if you go to the grassland for a week, you'll understand, but I think it's best for you to go to the grassland in summer."

Liu Xiaohui looked at Xiao Si'er with a smile and said.

"Bully me, I haven't been to the prairie, have I?"

Xiao Si'er immediately said unhappily.

The more Ye Rongrong and the others said that, the more itchy Xiao Si'er's heart became.

No, I will go back to discuss with my daughter-in-law at night, and also go to the grassland for a honeymoon.

...

The return of Ye Rongrong is definitely a big event for the current Taoyuan Village. Many people in the village came to visit Ye Rongrong.

Soon, the news that Ye Rongrong's family had a few more scary animals spread in the village.

"Two scary big wild wolves came to Ye Rongyao's house, did you see them? It's really scary!"

"I see, I also saw the big pyrene bear, it's so tall and big, it's scary!"

"What's so surprising about this, you know what I saw in Ye Rongrong's yard?"

A village woman said mysteriously.

"What do you see?"

Someone asked curiously.

"Saw a red horse with wings."

The village woman said mysteriously.

"A red horse with wings? How is that possible? How can this horse have wings."

"That is, are you dazzled? How can a horse have wings? If it has wings, it can fly. You must be wrong."

"That's right, I've never heard of a horse with wings."

...

"Really, I really saw a winged horse at Ye Rongrong's house."

Seeing that everyone didn't believe what she said, the village woman hurriedly said in an excuse.

"I do not believe!"

"Hehe, I don't believe it either."

Many people expressed their disbelief in the fact that there are winged horses in this world.

"You don't believe me, right? I'll show you."

Seeing that everyone didn't believe her words, the village woman became a little anxious.

"Okay, let's go see the winged horse you said?"

"Everyone go."

Soon, a group of women who just came out of Ye Rongrong's house went to the courtyard of Ye Rongrong's house in a mighty way.

Regardless of the villagers making noise in the big yard, Ye Rongrong closed the door of the small yard after dinner, which was to refuse the villagers to disturb his family.

I only went out for more than a week, and it seemed like I had been out for half my life, but this time it became a novelty.

These days on the grassland, Ye Rongrong didn't get a good night's sleep. Now that he's back, Ye Rongrong naturally fell asleep early, and this is to make up for the sleep he owed.

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