The Local Lazy Man System

Chapter 1803 tell jokes to Dudu

The next day, the sun was rising high in the sky, and Ye Rongrong walked out of the bedroom lazily.

"It's really comfortable. It's better to sleep at home. This makes people feel much more refreshed."

Ye Rongrong stretched his limbs in the yard, feeling particularly refreshed.

"Daddy is a big slob!"

Dudu, who was playing with monkeys in the yard, saw Ye Rongrong coming out of the bedroom, made a face for Ye Rongrong and said in a childlike voice.

"Silly girl, whoever you say about your father like that will be laughed at."

Ye Rongrong looked at Dudu depressedly and said.

"Mom always says that dad is a slob."

Dudu said confidently.

"Your mother said that father is a big slob, it seems that you have to give her a good class tonight!"

Ye Rongguang stared and said dissatisfied.

Didn't I have not slept until noon? How can it be considered a big slob?

Ye Rongrong felt a little dissatisfied.

"Who are you teaching to?"

Liu Qingqing came out with breakfast and asked suspiciously.

"Mom, what did Dad say about you?"

Dudu complained immediately.

"What are you talking about?"

Liu Qingqing asked suspiciously.

"Tell me to teach you."

Dudu said immediately.

"Husband, what lessons are you teaching me?"

Liu Qingqing looked at Ye Rongrong suspiciously and asked.

"That...that's not because you've improved your cooking skills so fast, I want to teach you a few more tricks tonight."

Ye Rongrong said hahaha.

"Why at night, it's also fine at noon."

Liu Qingqing said immediately.

Now Liu Qingqing is a little obsessed with cooking for her family. Every time she sees everyone eating the dishes she cooked with great interest, Liu Qingqing feels very happy and has a sense of accomplishment.

"If you want to learn well, you have to sleep with the master. If you want to learn quickly, it's naturally at night."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Hate it, let's have breakfast."

Liu Qingqing rolled her eyes at Ye Rongrong and said.

This man himself is really becoming more and more dishonest.

"Mom, what does it mean to sleep with the master!"

Dudu looked at Liu Qingqing curiously and asked.

"Ahem..."

Ye Rongrong couldn't help coughing.

It's really self-inflicted!

Why didn't you shut up in front of the children!

"See if you dare to talk nonsense in front of your children in the future."

Liu Qingqing said with a slightly red face.

"Well, I'm hungry, I'm having breakfast."

Ye Rongrong hurriedly took the breakfast from Liu Qingqing's hand, and ate it vigorously.

Fortunately, there are no outsiders in the yard now, otherwise it would be really embarrassing.

It seems that there will be children in the future, so I can't hold back my mouth.

...

After breakfast, Ye Rongrong took Dudu to "Taoyuan Elementary School" for a stroll. This semester has passed for more than a month. As the vice principal and chairman of the board of directors of "Taoyuan Elementary School", Ye Rongrong should go to care about it .

Of course, it also puts pressure on the teachers in the school.

Where there is pressure, there is motivation. Now the times are different, and the team is not easy to lead. If the alarm bell is not sounded frequently, the team will be disintegrated.

"Stand at attention, salute!"

Just as Ye Rongrong walked to the gate of the school with Dudu, the security guards in the security room immediately came out and saluted Ye Rongrong.

"Not bad, do it well!"

Ye Rongrong nodded in satisfaction and said.

It seems that it is really right to invite this veteran to be the security captain of this school. The spirit of these security guards is much better than before.

Ye Rongrong walked into the school with Dudu.

It's class time now, and the school and teachers are basically in class. Ye Rongrong looked all the way and was very satisfied.

Although most of the teachers in my school are students who have just graduated from normal universities, their teaching attitude is still recognized by Ye Rongrong.

Of course, there are still a few students who do not take classes seriously, which is an inevitable problem in every school.

"Look, the principal is outside the window.

"

"No, the principal is back!"

"Don't talk, be careful to be asked by the principal to talk."

Seeing Ye Rongrong pass by the window, some students who were sitting in the back row not paying attention to the class, and the few students who were whispering, immediately sat upright in fright, as if they were listening to the class seriously.

Ye Rongrong naturally saw this scene in his eyes, and smiled. Ye Rongrong didn't say anything, just walked past the classroom window.

He also came from his student days, so Ye Rongrong naturally wouldn't ask the school to listen to the lectures 100% seriously, after all, that's impossible.

As long as the student knows how to be afraid, and knows to pretend to listen to the class seriously, Ye Rongrong will not force it.

After all, many of the students sent to "Taoyuan Elementary School" were "poor students" that other schools did not want. It is impossible for them to become good students all at once when they come here.

"Hi principal!"

As soon as Shui Lan came out of the teacher's office, she saw Principal Ye at a glance, and she couldn't help being shocked.

After finally not seeing Principal Ye for more than a week, everyone's nervousness has been relaxed a lot. It was so sudden that Principal Ye came back, and everyone's nerves became tense.

It's not that Principal Ye is very fierce, but that the principal is calm and powerful, which makes people nervous.

"Hello, Teacher Shuilan, are you still used to it here?"

Ye Rongrong asked with a smile.

"Well, I'm still used to it. The mountains and rivers here are good, and the people are nice. It doesn't have the tight rhythm of life like a big city. I like it very much."

Shui Lan nodded and said.

"That's good. If you have any difficulties, go to Assistant Chen, and she will help you solve it."

Ye Rongrong said.

This Shuilan is the only overseas returnee in his "Taoyuan Elementary School", a high-achieving student from a famous university, but one of the school's living signs, Ye Rongrong naturally wants to express his concern.

Moreover, this Shuilan has studied abroad, and her education style is also different from China's traditional education style. Many students like her class, and her teaching is still very good.

If she is not used to living here and resigns, it will be a great loss.

"Well, thank you principal, I have something else to do, principal, so let's go first."

Shuilan said.

"it is good!"

Ye Rongrong nodded, and walked upstairs to the principal's office with Dudu.

As the principal of "Taoyuan Elementary School", Ye Rongrong hadn't visited the school for more than a week, so Ye Rongrong naturally wanted to ask about the situation of the school.

I am going to go to the principal's office to call several principal persons in charge of the school over for a short meeting.

...

"Dad, Dudu is so boring!"

Dudu, who had been sitting quietly on the sofa, watched his father's meeting end and the others left, Dudu said to his father with some dissatisfaction.

"Yes, it's Dad's fault, Dudu, you can punish Dad."

Ye Rongrong sat down beside Dudu and said apologetically.

Just now, I was only interested in having a meeting with Chen Manshan and the others, and left this little treasure in the cold.

"Well, I punished Dad for telling me jokes."

Dudu thought for a while and said.

"Okay, Dad tells jokes to Dudu."

Ye Rongrong patted Dudu's head and said dotingly.

In order to tell the story to Dudu, Ye Rongrong turned over the story book "Arabian Nights" several times.

If Dudu wants to listen to stories, Ye Rongrong has something in his stomach.

But this is a joke, and Ye Rongrong is really embarrassed.

After thinking about it, Ye Rongrong remembered the joke he saw on his mobile phone a few days ago, and thought it was quite funny, so he just happened to tell this girl about it in an emergency.

In the mountains, a bat fell in love with a sparrow, so he flew over to express his love to the sparrow.

However, the bat's confession was unsuccessful and was rejected by the sparrow.

"Why, why did you reject my love!"

The bat looked at the sparrow in confusion and asked.

The sparrow said contemptuously: "My mother said that it's okay for a man to be dark, and a man who always likes to go out at night is not a good bird!"

...

Soon Ye Rongrong finished telling the joke.

"Dad, what confession?"

Dudu asked curiously.

"That... this... Confession means telling the person you like in person that you like him."

Ye Rongrong explained.

I don't know why, but Ye Rongrong always finds it very difficult to explain.

"Then I like Mom and Dad, am I confessing my love to Mom and Dad?"

Dudu tilted his head and looked at Ye Rongrong and asked.

"It counts!"

Ye Rongrong said with some headaches.

"Dad, your joke is not funny at all."

Dudu said dissatisfied.

"Is not funny?"

Ye Rongrong was stunned for a moment, but soon realized that the smiles of adults and children are different.

Although this joke is very funny for adults, it is really not funny for children who don't even understand what confession means.

"Then what should we do?"

Ye Rongrong really didn't have any jokes suitable for children to listen to.

On the contrary, Ye Rongrong knows a lot of colorful jokes, but those must not be told to children.

"Well, I want... I want to eat braised pork ribs."

Dudu thought for a while, and immediately said excitedly.

"Okay, let's go home now, Dad will make braised pork ribs for you at noon."

Ye Rongrong nodded and said that he hadn't been in the kitchen for more than half a month, and Ye Rongrong was also a little moved.

...

"Brother-in-law went to the kitchen?"

When Liu Xixi heard that her brother-in-law was going to the kitchen to make dishes, she immediately became excited.

Nine out of ten women are greedy, this seems to be true at all.

"Well, Dad promised Dudu to make delicious braised pork ribs for Dudu."

Dudu said proudly.

"Dudu, you are right, you should ask your father to cook."

Liu Xixi said to Xiaodudu who raised her mother and son.

In this family, my brother-in-law's cooking skills are the best, and the delicious dishes made make people drool.

It's a pity that my brother-in-law is very lazy, and it's difficult for him to cook delicious food.

But Dudu, the "little princess" at home, can command him.

"Sister, I'll go to the kitchen to supervise. I can't let my brother-in-law be lazy and make the braised pork ribs into a paste."

Liu Xixi said, and ran to the kitchen.

This is obviously greedy, and he went to play Qiufeng in the name of supervision.

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