The Local Lazy Man System

"It's useless, it's a shame that you are still a seven-foot man! It's really embarrassing to you men."

Xue Kaiqi looked at Ma Shaohua with disdain and said.

"I……"

Ma Shaohua was choked and speechless.

Ye Rongrong couldn't help shaking his head and laughing secretly.

This Ma Shaohua probably rarely had contact with women, so he didn't understand that a man would never be a woman's opponent in a quarrel.

This is a woman's talent, incomparable.

"The instructor is still cool. That kick is really handsome. Teacher, do you have a girlfriend? If not, consider me!"

Xue Kaiqi looked at Ye Rongrong and asked.

Not to mention, this Xue Kaiqi really has this idea.

"What nonsense, go back carefully, your teacher won't give you food!"

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

It will take more than two hours to reach Yangping County, and the bored Ye Rongrong also joked with his students.

"Teacher, is Mistress pretty?"

Zhang Yang asked curiously.

"Nonsense, our teacher is so cool, my wife must be as beautiful as a fairy."

Ouyang Qianqian said with certainty.

"You guessed it right, your teacher's wife is indeed as beautiful as a fairy."

Ye Rongrong nodded and said affirmatively.

"Teacher, isn't Mistress very fierce?"

Xue Kaiqi looked at Ye Rongrong curiously and asked.

"How can you say that your mistress is very fierce?"

Ye Rongrong asked suspiciously.

My wife Liu Qingqing has such a good temper, how could she be so fierce.

"Isn't it fierce that you don't even give me food?"

Xue Kaiqi asked weakly.

What should I do if I meet a very vicious teacher?

People say that if one day is a teacher, one will be a father for life, so naturally this teacher's wife will also be a mother for life.

This teacher's wife should be regarded as a stepmother, if this stepmother is not good, it will be hard for "baby".

"Hehe, you are going to rob teacher from my wife, do you still want my wife to feed you and raise you, a white-eyed wolf?" Ouyang Qianqian joked with a smile.

"You are the white-eyed wolf!"

Xue Kaiqi quarreled with Ouyang Qianqian resolutely.

...

Seeing Xue Kaiqi and Ouyang Qianqian who were constantly making trouble, Ye Rongrong suddenly realized that he was really old, and there was an invisible barrier between him and them.

But the years are very fair to everyone, let everyone experience a life from the beginning to the end.

It's just that everyone thinks differently at different ages.

After thinking about it, Ye Rongrong fell asleep.

"Teacher, wake up!"

Ye Glory fell into a drowsy sleep, but was woken up by Zhang Yang.

"How did you get to Yangping County?"

Ye Glory opened his eyes, looked at Zhang Yang in a daze and asked.

It is the most depressing thing for the sleeping Zheng Xiang to be woken up.

Especially Ye Rongrong was still having a sweet dream just now. In the dream, he and Liu Qingqing were working hard to have a second child. They took off their clothes and were woken up by Zhang Yang. Can you not be depressed?

This is the same for the high-speed train. Why can't it arrive at the station early or late? It's time to arrive at the station! No matter what, I have to let myself get it done during the second child!

"Well, we're going to Yangping County soon!"

Zhang Yang nodded and said.

My teacher can really sleep, and a few of us are chatting and laughing, so noisy, he can still sleep so soundly.

"it is good!"

Ye Rongrong looked at the time, and it was already almost eleven o'clock. This is the best thing about taking the bullet train. The arrival time is very punctual, and the error is basically within five minutes.

At this point, whether it is by plane, car, or ship, there is no way to do it.

A few minutes later, the train stopped briefly at the train station in Yangping County, and Ye Rongrong walked out from the train station with five students.

"Xiao Sier!"

The sharp-eyed Ye Rongrong saw Xiao Si'er who came to pick him up at a glance. Of course, the main reason was that there was less traffic at night.

"Let me introduce to you, this is Ye Xiaosi, you can call him Xiaosier."

Ye Rongrong pointed to Xiao Si'er and introduced to several of his students.

"Hello, Brother Ye, my name is Ouyang Qianqian."

"My name is Zhang Yang."

...

After a few people introduced each other, they got into the Audi Q7 and drove towards Taoyuan Village.

As soon as the car was parked in the yard, Ye Rongrong and the others got out of the car, and "Xiaobai" and "Wangcai" rushed over.

"what……"

"There are dogs..."

Seeing two big dogs galloping towards them frightened Ouyang Qianqian and the girls.

"It's okay, these are my dogs, they won't bite people."

Ye Rongrong touched the head of "Xiaobai" and said to everyone with a smile.

"Squeak!"

The figure of the little monkey "Six Ears" also appeared, screaming loudly, while dexterously turning his legs and running towards Ye Rongrong.

"The master is back, the master is back."

The parrot "Ying Ying", who was already sleeping in the bird's nest, heard the movement outside, stuck his head out of the bird's nest and looked out, and saw that his master had returned.

Immediately while shouting, while flickering its wings, it took its daughter-in-law and flew towards Ye Rongrong and the others.

"Two big dogs!"

"My dear, can this parrot talk?"

"Monkey, there are monkeys."

"Is this a tiger or a cat?"

...

Ouyang Qianqian and her group were overwhelmed by the animals in the yard.

I didn't expect that my teacher's house had so many animals.

"Honey, you're back!"

Just when several people were surprised by so many animals in the yard, a very pleasant voice rang in everyone's ears.

This voice is charming with a bit of bewitching, soft with a bit of charm, the voice is as beautiful as juanjuan spring water, refreshing, sweet as honey, making people feel more comfortable, gentle and mellow, refreshing.

This sound can only be heard in the sky, how often can it be heard in the world!

I don't know why everyone has such an idea in their minds.

Everyone couldn't help turning their heads to look at the source of the voice, looking for the hostess with the beautiful voice.

I saw a stunning beauty walking towards me gracefully under the light, and everyone's eyes were staring straight.

"It's so beautiful... so beautiful!"

"Is this a fairy coming down to earth?"

"My God, how can there be such a beautiful woman in this world?"

"Am I dazzled, why did I see a fairy!"

"Is she our teacher's wife? She's so beautiful!"

...

A group of people were stunned by the beauty of Liu Qingqing who came over.

To them, such a beautiful woman was simply unbelievable.

How did God create such a beautiful woman!

Those beautiful stars in TV dramas who have made a thick layer of flour are all scum in front of her.

"Honey, you're back!"

Liu Qingqing came to Ye Rongrong's side, and said happily while holding Ye Rongrong's arm.

"No way, is it really the teacher's wife?"

"Teacher is so lucky to marry such a beautiful woman!"

"How did the teacher marry such a beautiful woman?"

...

Everyone was surprised that their teacher had such a beautiful wife.

But there is one person who thinks differently.

Xue Kaiqi looked at Ye Rongrong, then at Liu Qingqing.

"Old husband and young wife?"

This thought suddenly popped into Xue Kaiqi's mind.

What Xue Kaiqi thinks, her teacher's wife is only in her early twenties, even Xue Kaiqi suspects that her stunning teacher's wife is not even twenty years old.

And my own teacher, a man in his early thirties at first glance, is ten years old, isn't this an old couple and a young wife?

Hehe, I didn't expect my teacher to like old cows to eat tender grass.

"I couldn't sleep, so I watched TV and waited for you. Husband must be hungry. I'll cook noodles for you."

Liu Qingqing happily said while holding Ye Rongrong's arm.

"Okay, let's go to the living room first, and I will introduce some of my students to you."

Ye Rongrong said, and led everyone to the living room.

"This is my student Nalan Hai."

Ye Rongrong pointed to the white-haired Nalan Hai and said to Liu Qingqing.

For this white-haired student who is only in his fifties, Ye Rongrong can tell at a glance that this is caused by excessive use of the brain and lack of nutrition.

You know, every part of the body needs nutrition. If the brain is overused, the nutrition will be absorbed by the brain cells. When the hair lacks nutrition, it will turn yellow and split ends.

Seriously, just like his student Nalan Hai, he has white hair all over his head.

So for people, especially the elderly, mental relaxation is very important.

If you are too nervous and anxious for a certain period of time, it will increase the release of catecholamines in the brain and reduce the activity of tyrosinase, which will affect the metabolism of melanin, reduce the synthesis of melanin in the hair, and cause white hair.

This kind of acquired gray hair is better to prevent.

The easiest way is to eat black sesame or other black foods, such as: black rice, rye, black rye, black beans, black-bone chicken, etc.

You can also consciously eat some dark-colored foods, such as: wolfberry, seaweed, kelp, mulberry, chestnuts, grapes, sea cucumbers, etc.

Of course, there is also a kind of congenital gray hair, that is, children grow white hair since childhood. The causes are more complicated, genetic, and individual factors. There is no way to prevent this kind of hair, and it needs to be treated in a hospital.

Of course, the chance of being cured is very low, unless you meet a national-level doctor who can prescribe the right medicine for you.

"Master, hello!"

Nalan Hai respectfully called out to Liu Qingqing, this young and overbearing mistress.

After all, no matter how young she is, she is still her mistress. Respecting teachers is very important to people of Nalan Hai's age group.

"Ah hello!"

Liu Qingqing was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said.

This was the first time that Liu Qingqing was called Mistress by someone, and even by a gray-haired old man, Liu Qingqing felt a little uncomfortable.

"This is my mother-in-law."

Ye Rongrong pointed to Ouyang Lizhu and said.

"Teacher's mother-in-law, what should we call her?"

Xue Kaiqi asked in a low voice in Ouyang Qianqian's ear.

I don't even know how to call someone.

"I do not know either!"

Ouyang Qianqian shook her head and said.

I haven't encountered this kind of thing before, and now I am dumbfounded. Let's see what the senior brother calls it.

Because Nalan Hai is the oldest, everyone calls him Big Brother.

Moreover, they are also PhD students, which is better than people like myself who are studying for master's degrees.

"The teacher's mother-in-law is so young. If it wasn't for the teacher's introduction, I would have thought she was our teacher's sister?"

"I feel like a younger sister. The teacher's mother-in-law looks younger than our teacher!"

"You mean our teacher looks old."

"I didn't say that, I just think the teacher's mother-in-law is so young!"

...

Ouyang Qianqian and the three girls were discussing in a low voice in the corner. (To be continued.)