The Local Lazy Man System

"Master, hello!"

This title did not bother Nalan Hai.

The master of the master is called Shigong, and the wife of the master is called Shipo. This very noble young woman is the mother-in-law of his teacher, so there is nothing wrong with calling him Shipo.

"Master?"

Ouyang Lizhu was startled by this title, such an old man who was about the same age as her father called her master.

What is this called? If a group of my good sisters heard about it, they wouldn't be laughed to death.

"You should call me Ouyang Lizhu!"

Ouyang Lizhu thought for a while and said.

I was still young, and being called "Master" by an old man simply made my age infinitely older.

If others don't know the situation, they can't regard themselves as a young old witch.

This is not bad, but if it is not good, some people think that they are greedy and vain at a young age and married an old man. Otherwise, how could there be such a gray-haired disciple.

Therefore, no matter what, Ouyang Lizhu doesn't want this old man to call herself "Master".

"This"

Nalan Hai was a little embarrassed. In China, the inheritance of traditional Chinese medicine is still very traditional, and this generation cannot be messed up.

Even if he is a baby, as long as his seniority is higher than yours, you have to call him Shishu.

"Okay, listen to my mother, if you can't do it, you can call me auntie."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Can he have such a young aunt as me?"

Ouyang Lizhu looked at her son-in-law depressedly and said.

The same is true of my son-in-law, and I don't even look at accepting apprentices. This old man who is almost seventy or eighty has been recruited.

What about "teacher" and "aunt"?

No matter how awkward it sounds!

"Mom, just settle down. This is downgraded from the mother-in-law's generation to the aunt's generation. If you descend any further, this generation will be even lower than Qingqing."

Ye Rongrong said helplessly.

It is really a headache to accept such a senior apprentice.

In fact, Ye Rongrong also felt a little awkward being called his teacher by such an old man!

"Ok!"

Ouyang Lizhu said helplessly.

This is not acceptable!

"This is Xue Kaiqi."

Ye Rongrong pointed to Xue Kaiqi and introduced.

"Hello, Mistress, you are so beautiful, even more beautiful than a fairy! You are so blind!"

Xue Kaiqi said excitedly to Liu Qingqing.

Such a beautiful mistress, Xue Kaiqi felt that her friends and classmates couldn't believe it.

"Hehe, you are very special!"

Liu Qingqing was also very curious about this classmate Xue's attire.

There are many girls who dress avant-garde, and my younger sister often dresses very avant-garde, but this is the first time I've seen someone dressed like her.

What made Liu Qingqing most curious was how did Xue Kaiqi get the pearl on Xue Kaiqi's tongue? Can holes be dug in the tongue?

Won't it hurt to death?

"Master, what do you think, I'm dressed up cool, right?"

When Liu Qingqing said that she was special, Xue Kaiqi was very excited.

For Xue Kaiqi, who pursues alternatives, the happiest thing is not that others say she is beautiful, but that she is special, has personality, and is different.

"Okay, don't be smug, take the pearl off your tongue tomorrow."

Ye Rongrong frowned and said.

Ye Rongrong is also very speechless about his student's unique dress, but everyone has their own hobbies.

Ye Rongrong didn't want to cruelly wipe out his personality as a student.

It's just that Ye Rongrong has some opinions on how to put a pearl on her tongue.

The tongue of the human body is an important organ of the human body, which plays the role of sensory taste and assisting in eating. The tongue is also a human language organ.

A person without a tongue cannot speak.

Most of the eunuchs and maids in the ancient Chinese court were illiterate, and some concubines in the harem were wary of the eunuchs and maids below them, revealing some of their secrets.

Will cut off the tongues of some eunuchs and court ladies,

Don't let them chew their tongues.

As for the plot of biting his tongue and committing suicide in the movie or TV, it is a bit exaggerated.

It's not impossible for this person to kill himself by biting his tongue, but it's definitely not like on TV, where people die instantly.

The biggest cause of death of tongue biting suicide is excessive blood loss, which only happens after tongue biting. For a long time, no one sent him to the hospital for treatment.

If sent to the hospital for treatment in time, there is a 90% chance of survival.

But biting the tongue is a very painful thing. Most people bite their own tongue and bite the pain to death.

Wanting to bite off one's own tongue is not something people with ordinary perseverance can do.

Of course, these are a bit far-fetched, Ye Rongrong didn't let Xue Kaiqi wear pearls on her tongue, because she was afraid that her tongue would be infected.

After all, the mouth is the place to eat, and the tongue is an important auxiliary organ. There is an extra pearl in the middle, which is not conducive to eating.

It is also easy to injure the tongue and cause infection on the tongue. You must know that the infection on the tongue is the most troublesome, and that part is not easy to treat!

"don't want!"

Xue Kaiqi hurriedly shook her head and said.

I put this pearl on my tongue after enduring inhuman pain.

Now that she wants to take it off by herself, Xue Kaiqi will not agree!

"This matter is not negotiable!"

Ye Rongrong said affirmatively.

Just kidding, I am a tutor, so I can't let the students' temper!

"Master, Auntie, look at Master bullying me!"

Xue Kaiqi asked Liu Qing and Ouyang Lizhu for help.

Xue Kaiqi felt that she would not be happy to call her teacher's mother-in-law "Master-in-law". She thought it would be nice to be called "Auntie".

"Glory, I think Qiqi doesn't want to take the pearl off her tongue, so don't force her! I think it looks pretty."

Not to mention, Ouyang Lizhu really likes Xue Kaiqi calling her aunt.

No, now they are helping Xue Kaiqi to speak.

"I'm not worried that she has that pearl on her tongue, and her tongue is prone to infection in the future."

Ye Rongrong said a little speechlessly.

Just put a pearl on the tongue, it looks good, but if one is not good, the tongue will be useless.

"Teacher, aren't you a doctor? My tongue is infected, you can cure it!"

Xue Kaiqi said.

Anyway, Xue Kaiqi just refused to take off the pearl on her tongue, it was already very difficult to get it on, so she was reluctant to take it off.

This is my lifeblood!

"Dead!"

Encountering such a rebellious student, Ye Rongrong also had a big headache.

With such a living treasure, I don't know who would dare to marry her back home in the future.

"Mistress"

Xue Kaiqi looked at Liu Qingqing pleadingly and said.

It is said that 80% of the men in China listen to their wives. Xue Kaiqi believes that her mistress is so beautiful, and her teacher can marry such a fairy-like wife.

As long as the mistress speaks for herself, Xue Kaiqi believes that the teacher will not force her to take the pearls off her tongue.

"Husband, look"

Seeing Xue Kaiqi looking at her pitifully, Liu Qingqing's heart softened a little.

"Forget it, you will suffer in the future."

Ye Rongrong shook his head speechlessly and said.

Some people don't know how to look back until they suffer.

"Thank you Master, thank you Master, and thank you Auntie!"

After hearing what her teacher said, Xue Kaiqi knew that the pearl on her tongue was saved.

It's still the teacher's strength!

It seems that I need to flatter my wife more in the future!

To please the teacher's wife, let the teacher blow the pillow wind to her teacher.

My teacher should not have taught me his unique skill of "acupuncture" earlier!

I can also leave the teacher earlier and have a free body. I don’t want to be in charge of everything now.

"This is Ma Shaohua!"

Ye Rongrong pointed to Ma Shaohua and introduced Liu Qingqing and Ouyang Lizhu.

"Master, hello, auntie!"

After Ma Shaohua said something, he hurriedly lowered his head, not daring to look further.

It's really the teacher's wife and the others who are so beautiful that Ma Shaohua dare not look at them, for fear that he will not take his eyes away.

Ma Shaohua never thought that there would be such a beautiful woman as Shi Niang in this world, she was like a fairy descending to earth.

This made Ma Shaohua firm in his idea of ​​studying medicine from the teacher.

If he has the medical skills like the teacher, he can also marry a beautiful wife. He doesn't need to be as beautiful as his wife, as long as he has one tenth of his wife, Ma Shaohua will be satisfied.

"What happened to your leg?"

Of course Liu Qingqing noticed that Ma Shaohua was walking with a limp, there was something wrong with his leg!

"Congenitally lame!"

Ma Shaohua lowered his head and said.

This lame foot is a pain in Ma Shaohua's heart. From childhood to adulthood, because of the lame foot, no matter where he goes, people will always look at him strangely.

That gaze made Ma Shaohua feel extremely unable to lift his head up and feel extremely inferior.

Therefore, unless it is necessary to go out, Ma Shaohua basically stays in the house and does not go out. He is afraid of being laughed at and seeing other people's strange eyes.

"Let your teacher treat you!"

Liu Qingqing glanced at Ma Shaohua's legs and said to him.

Liu Qingqing believed that her husband's medical skills would definitely cure her lameness.

"The teacher told me to learn medical skills well and heal myself!"

Ma Shaohua said in a low voice.

Hearing his teacher's wife's words, he didn't know why Ma Shaohua suddenly believed that his teacher could really cure his lameness.

"Oh!"

After listening to Ma Shaohua's words, Liu Qingqing didn't say anything more.

There must be a reason for my husband not to treat Ma Shaohua's lameness.

Don't join in yourself.

"This is Ouyang Qianqian and Zhang Yang."

Ouyang Qianqian and Zhang Yang were left, and Ye Rongrong introduced them to Liu Qingqing and Ouyang Lizhu.

"Master, Auntie, hello!"

Ouyang Qianqian and Zhang Yang said politely.

"Hello!"

As Ouyang Lizhu said, she glanced at the two girls and nodded involuntarily. Among the students of her son-in-law, these two girls are pretty normal. The first three, to be honest, Ouyang Lizhu is really not very good. satisfy.

But this is my own son-in-law's business. As a mother-in-law, I can't say anything.

"Okay, everyone is hungry, I'll make noodles for everyone to eat."

Liu Qingqing said.

"Master, I will help you!"

Ouyang Qianqian said immediately.

"No, just wait here, a few bowls of noodles will be ready soon."

To be continued.