The master of Chinese quintessence who started from the life he longed for

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After seeing the lanterns flying from the west to the east according to his own statement again and again, Lin Wu knew that it was over.

Fortunately for Huang Lei and He Jiong, they are sensible people and will definitely not believe in some ghost's superpower to predict the future. but.

It’s hard to say for Peng Yuchang!

Originally, Peng Yuchang was still doubting whether Lin Wu really had superpowers. Lin Wu wasted all his strength and finally managed to come to terms with it, only to be betrayed by Lantern in the blink of an eye.

The mushroom house fell into silence again.

In the live broadcast room, things exploded again.

On the screen, nothing but shit is shit!

Almost every second, hundreds of shits are posted by viewers.

The live broadcast room, which had just recovered from the lag, was jammed again.

The director looked on with excitement and anxiety.

"Quick, quick, quick, go to the notification desk and ask them to prepare an extra set of servers for offloading, quick!"

Looking at the live broadcast room where the screen had been blocked, the director stamped his feet anxiously.

"Yes, yes, I'll call right now!"

After five or six minutes, the live broadcast room returned to normal.

As soon as it returned to normal, countless barrages appeared again, and soon the entire live broadcast room was filled.

"Xiao Zhao.

The director smiled like a 500-pound fat man,"How many real-time people are there in our live broadcast room?""

"Almost four million!"

"Hey hey hey hey!"The director kept giggling.

The director and staff on the side looked at each other silently, and then involuntarily took a few steps away from the director.

On the other side, Huang Lei, He Jiong and Peng Yuchang also came to their senses. Peng Yu came to his senses.

Zhang Chang stared at Lin Wu firmly, as if he believed that Lin Wu was a person with super powers.

"Alas...that's too bad!"Lin Wu's face was covered with black lines. He covered his forehead and looked tired.

"Xiao Lin, I didn’t expect that you really have super powers!"He Jiong joked

"Yes, Xiao Lin, when you get rich in the future, don’t forget you, Teacher Huang, and me! Huang Lei also joked

"Teacher He, Teacher Huang, please stop joking, this is really a coincidence, really!

Lin Wu hurriedly said:"If I do it again, I won't believe it. It's just a coincidence or two. Is it possible that this coincidence can happen a third time!" ? If this kind of coincidence happens to me again, I will, just……"

"What happened?"He Jiong was curious.

"I stewed the lanterns! Lin Wu said

"I’m going to drop a lamp~ Your life is so bitter. Your teacher Huang is trying to get you, and even your brother Xiao Lin wants to stew you. Why is your life so miserable? I’m going to drop a lamp~" He Jiong said very exaggeratedly. Cry loudly a few times

"Lantern, if you have the ability, fly back to the west wall again! If it’s only three things, I won’t believe it! Lin Wu gritted his teeth and said.

"Ga~ga~"

The colored lantern on the wall on the east side of the yard seemed to sense the malice. It raised its head and glanced at Lin Wu and his group, then turned around and saw its butt pointed at everyone.

"Humph, I guess you still know the truth!"

After waiting for a few minutes, Lin Wu suddenly breathed a sigh of relief when he didn't wait for the lanterns to fly away.

"Xiaolin, why are you competing with the lanterns? Let's go, let's go see Tianba together! Huang Lei greeted with a smile.

"Okay, Teacher Huang."

The group of people left the mushroom house and thought about the flat land opposite the vegetable field, where Tianba's sheepfold was.

After the group left, the mushroom house suddenly became quiet.

One minute. Two minutes.

Three minutes. minute

……

After about four or five minutes

"Plop!"

The lanterns suddenly spread their wings, flew down from the vegetable field, danced over the vegetable field, and finally flew to the wall on the west side of the yard.

Lin Wu and his party did not notice this scene, but it does not mean that the people in the program group did not pay attention either. arrived. By coincidence, one of the cameras was filming the scene of people leaving the mushroom house.

Then, by coincidence, the scene of the flying lanterns was captured.

Suddenly, there was another uproar in the live broadcast room.

"Hahahahahahahaha!"

"Damn it, the lanterns flew again according to Lin Wu’s description!!!"

"Now I suddenly start to wonder if little brother Lin Wu really has the super power to predict the future!"

"No, no, no, I don’t think Lin Wu has the superpower to predict the future. His superpower should be opening his mouth!"

"puff!!! God opened his mouth!"

"appropriate! arrange! Open your mouth! Hahahahaha, Lin Wu’s mouth has been opened!"

"I really want to see the expressions of Brother Lin Wu and Teacher Huang and Teacher He when they learned that the lanterns flew away again!"

"Needless to say, one word, confused! Two words, confused!"

"……"

……

Before he got close to Tianba's sheepfold, suddenly, a big bull's head came out of the fence.

"Eh!!! ? He

Jiong was stunned for a moment, then smiled and joked:"Teacher Huang, when did our Tianba have plastic surgery, and his good sheep head was transformed into a cow's head!""

"What kind of sheep-headed and cow-headed thing, isn't Tianba a good person? This should be our new friend, right?"Huang Lei was amused by He Jiong.

When he walked in, Lin Wu touched the cow's head and then licked his lips.

"Xiao Lin, you are so good, why are you still swallowing?"

He Jiong noticed Lin Wu's behavior and asked curiously

"This is a cow, Teacher He!

Lin Wu said:"There is a lot of meat on the cow, including shoulder blade, beef brisket, beef tendon, beef ribs, beef belly, beef short ribs, beef belly, outer loin, and loin." , beef brisket, beef neck, beef tendon, beef shank……"

He Jiong:"……"

Peng Yu advocated:"……"