The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Under the Bodhi tree, Fang Zhengke didn't bother to look at the Buddhist scriptures. The temple was originally full of strange creatures, and now there is another talking salty fish. He is also a little worried. After all, this fish is not a fuel-saving lamp at first sight, you must find a way to beat him and let him obey the rules. Otherwise, if you see someone, you will jump up and be called his ancestor. Who can bear it?

So, Fang Zheng got up and walked out of a finger temple, watching the salty fish put on a shape, he would jump into the Tianlong pond!

Founder coughed dryly: "Slow!"

However, Founder still underestimated the salty fish's face. The guy heard it clearly, but did not stop at all. A deep, rising air, a 720 degree flip in the air, and a sleeping Lohan in the sky Stance, went straight to Tianlongchi!

Seeing that Tianlongchi was close at hand, a big hand suddenly appeared behind the salted fish's head and lifted him in the air!

Salted fish was furious: "Who?"

Turning his head, I saw the monkey's eyelids half-stretched, and said indifferently, "Master made you slow, you dare to jump, it seems that you are not planning to have dinner."

Monkeys are already flexible. In order to steal things at the Baiyun Temple, they were even more dexterous. What's more, today's monkey is not the same monkey as before. With the nourishment of crystal rice, non-rooted water purification, buddhist qi, etc., the monkey now is a monster with no magical powers and no transformation, and speed and power are not comparable. Catch this self-righteous, scornful salty fish, but also intentionally count unintentionally, naturally catch one.

The salty fish disapproved and said, "I am a fish. I don't dive in the water. Do I want to live with you on land?"

As soon as the voice fell, Fang Zheng said: "Amitabha, the poor monk sees that you have no water, and it is quite moisturizing. In this case, you will live on land in the future."

"What ?!" When the salty fish heard it, they were in a hurry and called out quickly: "This is not possible! I am a fish anyway, how can I live on land? Then I will die! You are a murder! It ’s a big kill! Sin! "

"Master, don't listen to him bullshit, he's all fine. The old salted fish that has lived for 90,000 years will definitely not die from thunder and thunder." Red child said.

In the end, when the words came out, the salted fish suddenly covered his neck and shouted, "Ahh ... no more, my breath can't keep up, I'm going to die! I'm going to die, it's over, it's over, it's over ... ah what……"

The monkey looked helplessly at Fangzheng, and Fangzheng touched his chin and said, "Jingfa, dig a pit. If you lose your breath, bury it directly."

As soon as this word came out, the salted fish rolled his eyes, broke the monkey's hand, and jumped to the ground. He didn't know where to pull out a stick, holding the stick, bowed his back, and coughed all the way to the front of the square. Looks like it's getting old instantly. The salty fish looked at Fang Zhengdao poorly: "Master, I'm all old, I just want the leaves to return to the roots, so you let me go back to the pond?"

Fang Zheng looked at this living treasure guy silently and took out a white handkerchief silently.

Salted fish asked curiously, "Master, what are you doing?"

Founder sighed: "The poor monk is afraid that he will be too hard to play for a while, and he will be full of blood ..."

The salted fish's expression froze suddenly and asked, "Who are you going to hit?"

Founder said: "Do you guess?" Then raised his right hand high, the dragon elephant forging operation was operating at full strength, and only felt a great power into the right hand, and the entire arm was thick, and the big slap was like a white jade. Crafted! Everyone can see that once this slap falls down, I am afraid that it will kill someone!

Of course, salted fish is not afraid. Although it is a dreg, but after 90,000 years of life, even if it is really a salted fish, it is also perfect! It wasn't Fangzheng's half-hanger, but he squinted to see the bear child, and then raised his hand. He subconsciously touched his body, which was left without fish scales, and shouted: "Slow! "

"What do you want to say?" Founder asked.

As soon as the salted fish eyes turned around, Tong Tong knelt before Fang's front, and cried loudly, "Master, I'm terrible ... ohh ... I'm tens of thousands of years old, so you feel sorry for me."

Founder can understand it, this faceless and skinless thing, pretends to force the old and not to sell the old, pretends to be miserable! From a certain perspective, this guy is really a personal talent! No, it's a fish! Unfortunately, the wrong place was born. If you create a person and go to an entertainment show like Super King, you will probably win.

If you change places, Founder is too lazy to care about him. But he can't do it here, he's not a strange world of monsters running around. Every world has its own rules, and Founder doesn't want to let this salted fish break his quietness. Therefore, this salty fish must be suppressed to let him know who is the owner here!

Thinking of this, Founder had a clever idea and thought of Red Baby. He can seal the mana of the red baby at any time, so can he also seal the mana of salted fish? With this in mind, Founder tried it ...

"Oh! What about Lao Tzu's mana?" The salted fish suddenly jumped from the ground and exclaimed.

Founder and Red Baby smiled when they saw this.

Especially the red baby, he has been captive with mana all the time and feels aggrieved. Now finally there is a guy who shared this kind of aggrieved with him, this feeling, let alone, it's pretty cool! Sure enough, one person is sinned, far less than a group of people who have been sinned!

Founder saw that the salted fish had no mana, and he laughed: "Salted fish, if you want to return to the mana, do it well. If the poor monk is in a good mood, he can give you mana. If he is in a bad mood, hum ... "

"You took my mana? I fight with you!" When the salty fish heard it, he was in a hurry, rolled up his sleeves, and slammed into the sky with a bang!

Founder raised his eyebrows, clenched his fists, and hit the salted fish that flew up-a gas-fed!

The next moment, the squirrel, the lone wolf, the red baby, and the monkey looked up at the sky.

I saw a salty fish flying like a salute, flying a hundred meters high with a series of ah!

"Wow, the fish can fly," the squirrel sighed.

As soon as the words fell, the salted fish fell from the sky, and at the same time cursed: "A thief is bald, eat me a bite of old sputum!" In the talk, the salted fish had opened his mouth and was about to spit! Founder turned around and backhanded!

Huh!

The salted fish flew up again!

One red baby, immediately happy, shouted, "Master, I am waiting for you outside!"

Then the red baby ran out.

The squirrel, the lone wolf, and the monkey are a little bit shy. What are you doing?

When the salty fish dropped a string of long notes, Founder changed his angle and slap it.

Snapped!

The salted fish flew over the courtyard wall and crossed Tianlong Pond!

Seeing this, the red baby outside yelled, "Good job! Eat me a spin!"