The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Then the red baby slaps over.

Snapped!

"Ahhhhhhhh ..." The salted fish pulled a string of tremolo and spun back at high speed.

The salted fish flew into Yiji Temple with an arc, and the Founder hurriedly adjusted his position, again slap, and the salted fish flew out again.

"Good shot! Look at me!" Red Baby yelled!

The salted fish flew back again.

...

I tossed back and forth more than a dozen times, before the salty fish took time to scold two throats. At the end, finally no longer shouted, but shouted: "I served! I served! Don't fight! Let me come down! "

When Founder heard that the salty fish was finally honest, he hid from the side, and the next moment hesitated, a salty fish patted on the ground like a dead fish, and rolled over several meters away. Lie down on the ground, panting and crying, "Are you monks? It's too violent! Oh oh ..."

When the Founder saw this, folded his hands and walked forward: "Amitabha, the donor, don't pretend, it is useless to thunder and rain."

Sure enough, the next moment the salted fish stood up. This guy is just like the red baby, with thick skin and thick skin. The slaps of Fangzheng and the red baby are to him, that is, active muscles and bones. The uncomfortable thing is that the spinning **** used by these two **** are all motion sick. They want to throw up!

The salted fish got up and said, "Master, what are you doing?"

Founder smiled: "It's very simple. After entering Yizhi Temple, we will follow the rules of Yizhi Temple."

"What if you don't obey it?" The salty fish asked weakly, and there was no more arrogance. Before he came to this world, he received news from the system. The general information of this world and his situation were clear. He knew exactly what he was doing. He was given as a reward to this little bald. His task is to be obedient, protect Yizhi Temple, and use his ability to serve Yizhi Temple well. But this guy is an old salty fish, an old fritter.

As soon as I discovered that there were no Buddhas and monsters in this world, I immediately thought that I was invincible, and I wanted to be awesome. Not only does he not want to work for Founder, he also wants to be an ancestor and have the addiction of becoming a ancestor!

It's just that he played a lot of abacus, only to find out in the end, the system was pitted! This Nima's said that there is no Buddha, but this monk pits more than the Buddha and directly deprives mana! Say no monsters, what is that little fart king? There is no evil way to say good things, but in his opinion, this monk is darker than a demon's heart ... How can there be such an old man!

Speaking of 10,000 before, at this moment, the salted fish finally recognized everything in front of him, knowing that he was still a salted fish after all, and couldn't afford the big waves, and it was honest.

Fang Zheng laughed: "I don't obey ... how do you compare with him? He is so well-behaved ... Do you want to try?"

Fang Zheng looked at the salted fish with a smile.

The salted fish took a look at the well-behaved red baby, shivered subconsciously, and quickly called out, "Relax, master, I'm obedient! I'll give you peace of mind in the future, okay?"

"Okay, Jingxin, find him a pickle jar, and he will sleep there later." Fang Zhengdao.

Upon hearing this, the salted fish was anxious: "Master, do you really not let me enter the pond?"

"If you have a salty taste, if you enter Tianlong Pond, this water can still be used? Since others, all the old people have been smoked away by the salty taste." Fang Zheng doubled his eyes and said.

The salted fish opened his mouth and called aggrieved, "Can you blame me? I will become a spiced fish, but I am not salty, I will blame it!"

When Founder heard it, it suddenly became angry and growled in his heart: "System! You come out for me! Are you Koi? Is this salted fish turning over?"

"Oh, do n’t be so angry, you ca n’t smoke that koi for me. You can only smoke this salted fish. Do n’t underestimate this salted fish, it ’s very useful. If you did n’t just smoke Then, I can't bear to give it to you. "The system finally snored.

"Hehe ... are you still baby? You talk about it, what's the baby. If it's not good, I'd like to return it!" Fangzheng really can't see the goodness of this salted fish, an old fritter, thick and thick. No pain, no scolding, no smell everywhere ... This guy is trouble at first glance.

"This salted fish is not ordinary salted fish. The Buddha traveled to the sky and suddenly brought back this salted fish. At that time he was a salted fish without consciousness. The Buddha put him in front of the lotus platform and gave daily sermons. Later, under the influence of the Dharma, the salted fish became spiritual and turned into a koi. Later, the Buddha put him in the Tianlong Pond, what do you guess? "The system asked.

Founder wondered, and asked, "How? Tianlongchi is all salty, and the koi has ascended to heaven?"

The system states: "The koi did not ascend to the sky, but the effect of the Tianlong pond has been greatly improved. The proportion of koi dragons has been increased by 30%! The Buddha said that although this salted fish could not transform the dragon himself, he brought with him The strange ability can change the water of Tianlong Pond into the holy water of Buddha light. This water drives the evil and avoids evil and nourishes all things. Using this water to raise koi will increase the chance of turning dragons. Using this water to irrigate crops, the crops will not be sick, and the nutrition is rich. , Great taste! "

"There is such a good thing? There must be a factor in it? Otherwise, you wouldn't give it to me so cheaply." Fang Zheng glanced and glanced at the salted fish secretly. This guy looks like a piece of it. Long lived churros.

The system said: "It is true that although this salted fish has many advantages, it is also troublesome. As you said, he is a ten-year-old churros! Do you really think he only lived 90,000 years? This guy said less A billion words! "

puff!

Founder almost spurted blood on the spot! Nine trillion years? This guy has lived nine trillion years without a dragon? Is it all right? Founder really did not know how to describe this old salted fish, saying he was alive **? Or live slag?

The system continues: "Buddha said that he has an extraordinary history of driving the shell, and he must have a good chance to succeed in the dragon. Before the dragon, it was basically a battle of five scum ... At the same time, this guy has lived too long, much better Bodhisattva and Luohan have lived a long time. Besides, there are a lot of dragons and grandsons through his light Jackie Chan. In Lingshan, he is really an old ancestor. In his personality, you want to go ... Buddha He also has some headaches. After all, the Buddha has no time and manages him every day. It is because of his goodness and shortcomings that he has lowered the price. You do n’t even think about returning goods. ”

After speaking, there was no movement in the system, the Founder called a few times, and the system did not snor.

Founder knew that the return was indeed futile, and the system could jump out to supplement him with a salted fish instruction manual, which was already quite a war. Otherwise, according to his bastard's personality, even if the Founder is ignored, the Founder will not move.

Now that the return is over, Fang Zheng looked at the salty fish in front of him and said, "Does your saltiness converge?"