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Chapter 2175 [My Minister of Punishment] (+1)

Li Laixi, whose soul was full of spirit and body still sleeping, yawned and sat down at the dining table. Sure enough, Rao Qifang was the only one in the villa, and she spoke without any scruples: "Small eyebrows and droopy eyes, you are now like the one who was picked." The repaired cauldron, the basic skills have been fed to the dog? "

"To learn basic skills from an animal like that, Rao Qifang, are you crazy or am I crazy?"

"Just practice more cooking!"

Li Laixi was too lazy to speak and just kept busy with her meal. She said, "This family will be broken up without me, Aunt Kong. Rao Qifang, I have to worry about hard work. Why don't you just use these leftovers to heat them up?"

"There is hot water in the kitchen and instant noodles in the snack room. I remember you loved this when you were a child!" Rao Qifang also ignored him: "Where is my son?"

"Maybe I'm exhausted!"

"Haha, you fat wife of Susukada, I don't mind smashing you, you ugly thing, as if I were my treasure or something!"

"I'm hereditary!"

"Look in the mirror, if you are half as good-looking as me, how could I be so sad every day?" Rao Qifang shouted, "Hey! Oh! Hurry up! There's soup on the stove for you to warm!"

Li Laisi picked up the bowl and left without saying anything, "I didn't tell you if you had soup!"

"It's not reserved for you!"

"Then I'll drink too!"

Not much time was spent, Jin Yujing, Wang Suo Zhihui, Qin Zhenzhen, Li Qingyi and others came in chatting and laughing with large and small bags of things. Kong Jingqiao was the last to sigh as she walked in: "There are not many people in the night market. More than half of the time, everyone's uniform is white, this is still the base, I really don't know what it will be like outside now."

Rao Qifang specializes in treating injuries caused by spring, sorrow, and autumn, or in other words, by treating injuries caused by spring, sorrow, and autumn of some old women: "Don't be old-fashioned when you get older. Be careful of short-lived life. Ho, Chef Kong, how do you manage to cook?" At the same time, please control your emotions and wait for me. I’ll get some melon seeds and potato chips!”

Kong Jingqiao's expression became as cold as RT-Mart's heart after killing fish for ten years. There was a spirit of eliminating harm for the people in her eyes: "Kill a plate?"

"Aren't you afraid?"

Chess matches the tea table, and when the Lord of Hell comes, he has to kneel down and wait.

Jin Yujing probably figured out that Li Cang might have something to do tonight, and was going to stay with them. Erlang crossed her legs and sat next to him, and pulled out a deck of playing cards from under the tea table: "Shall we play for a while too?"

"Me me me!"

Li Qingyi and Qin Zhenzhen immediately began to compete with each other for financial position. Comrade aunt had received a reward from Rao Qifang before, and had saved a large amount of start-up capital in her hands, and she could not wait to kill them.

But Lao Wang took out a bunch of simple plastic toys: "Try this! It's absolutely amazing! I just got it from an unscrupulous dealer in the night market! He actually dared to sell eight work-point cards for this junk thing. Don't give it a try." "What is justice from heaven? This is justice from heaven!"

Give money?

What money should be given?

Everyone said it went smoothly, but your grandpa Wang gave me the money!

A set of pink, red, and green fish headgear similar to Ben Bolba, several broken curved plastic stands and a plastic rod with buckles, a thick leather balloon, an inflatable hammer, rubber bands, dice, mouse traps, There are a bunch of unrelated abstract gadgets such as electroshock physiotherapy devices, screaming chicken whistles, etc. What’s even more abstract is that these things actually come with several systematic instructions and share the same package name——

[My Minister of Punishment]

"I don't want to play!" Li Cang's face turned green when he saw what he had brought back. A burst of unbearable memories came to his mind: "Take it away, take it away, this thing is not as technical as poker!"

"Two golden melon seeds in one hand!"

"Fuck, get over here!"

Over there, Qin Zhenzhen was still reading the explanation in a daze: "The electrotherapy device of the Minister of the Ministry of Justice, the 1 to 80 gears are suitable for slaves with basic attribute values ​​​​from 3 to 240c. Each rotation of the red knob is equivalent to doubling; the death-defying device of the Minister of the Ministry of Justice Dice, a product for praying for weight gain, can be effectively used only when it is adapted to the electrotherapy device of the Minister of Justice. The body weight is calculated according to the points. The surface area increases from 10,000 to 60,000 times, and the difficulty of operation increases; the animal trap of the Secretary of the Criminal Department can be effectively used with the electrotherapy device of the Secretary of the Criminal Department, the pain is doubled, and it is almost impossible to avoid after being selected; the rubber band of the Minister of the Criminalbu When using the Shangshu's electrotherapy instrument and painful bow arm, the pain will be super doubled; the Shangshu of the Ministry of Punishment's painful mask."

The long dining table was cleared out, and Li Cang, who was wearing a small pink fish-headed hood, and Big Lao Wang, who was wearing a small green fish-headed hood, were standing on both sides of the table with bare feet and thin shirts, just like running around. There was a screaming chicken whistle in his mouth, a rubber band was tied to his chest, his arms, legs, chest, waist, crotch, forehead and neck were all covered with electrotherapy patches, and there were densely opened small clips on the ground.

Li Cang's voice sounded together with the screaming chicken whistle, and there was a very credible doubt in his tone: "No, you are a scheming thing. Isn't it fair for me, Timi, to win or lose when you play something like Ace's admiration?" Does it suit you?"

"Fuck you! If you can play, don't play, but if you can't, don't beep!"

"Come!"

The physiotherapy machine started at 240. Li Cang and Lao Wang's arms were trembling slightly, visible to the naked eye. The two stupid fish-headed men were standing there straight and stubborn, and there seemed to be a smell of gunpowder in the middle.

Qin Zhenzhen swallowed her saliva and read the rules of the game on the memorial: "Emmm, throw the dice, and insert the needle of the balloon torture device into it according to the number of numbers thrown, and then stack the dice together. When you finish, you can flick the opponent. In addition, flick it when the clamp sounds, flick it when the screaming chicken sounds, lose the grand slam when the balloon bursts, and lose the grand slam when the dice falls!"

They have just tasted these torture devices, which can be basically described in four words: excruciating pain, touching the soul, and having no desire to live. So is this the happiness of men? It looks quite perverted, but it is not normal at all.

Lao Wang lost the game of rock-paper-scissors, tremblingly picked up the dice and threw it on the table.

I found a correct version in the 16-9 book and 1 forum!

"6? 6! Haha! Heaven punishes the evil thief!"

The fish-headed man's head cover can blur a large part of the vision. Lao Wang almost climbed halfway on the table and looked down to see the points. Through the two big fish eyes with strange light, he could feel the malice in his eyes.

The balloon torture device is six curved plastic frames that hold the balloon inside. Each plastic frame has four holes with buckles on it. You can insert a plastic column into it to pierce the balloon. Each plastic column has six scales on it, and it will make a clicking sound when the scale is reached.

"Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka!"

It can be said that Lao Wang is definitely the kind of person who is cruel to himself and even crueler to others. He pulls all six scales with a plastic stick. The balloon inside is visibly distorted. The little yellow bean sweating and grinning little man painted on the balloon is already in a heart-wrenching shape.

Lao Wang is satisfied and turns on Li Cang's electrotherapy device: "The martial arts in the world are indestructible, only speed can't be broken, Sun thief, wait for death~"

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Damn, I was careless. Is it too late to delete the high uncertainty part of throwing dice now?

"You! Come here and die!"

"Ha!"

The rubber band tied to Li Cang's chest was opened and closed by Lao Wang, and the sound was like a full moon and thunder, and tiny pieces of cloth were visibly bounced off the clothes.

"Hiss~"

Qin Zhenzhen, Suo Zhihui, Li Qingyi, and Tai Xiaoyi all took a breath of cold air and took a half step back!

This is just the first time!

The clothes, just, just torn? !

This month's monthly votes are over a thousand, and I will add more chapters without waiting for next month. I wish all readers a happy new year in advance. In the new year, everyone will have fish to fish for, fake feet to wash, and eat anything without getting fat, and make money like drinking water!