The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

One hundred and twenty-one-six kilometers downhill on the mountain snow track, there is no turning back the whole way, the track design is more exaggerated than some racing games with nitrogen acceleration, what kind of breakpoint resume, spiral up into the sky, catapult lightning nine consecutive turns It doesn't matter, the key is that this thing is big In the battle royale mode, from the moment Li Cang saw dozens of sickle-hands dressed in red and green gongs and drums, dressed as shamans and holding inflatable sledgehammers, appearing in front of the track, he was already wandering around. They tore off the brains of the organizers and thieves and used them as bowls.

What is prohibited from damaging obstacles, NPCs, etc.

Is that true?

Do you think it sounds right to you?

Who the hell can escape the harvest of the scythe in this crowded snowy road full of idlers? The resident agility value of that thing is twice as high as mine!

After talking about scolding, the dog's nature should not be lost. Amidst the howling of ghosts and wolves, Li Cang was furious, hugged Yuan Shouyi in his Dantian, squatted down fiercely, and used his own weight and left leaning to assist Huo Wen and the car body to complete a nearly The extreme drift without much deceleration successfully drove the two four-wheelers next to it. Only competitors pressed into the range of the scythe, heavy artillery attacked, and the sound of huge inflatable warhammers hitting the car and people was like thunder from the sky and fire on the ground. One of the karts was overturned on the spot and even ejected from the snow track. Up and up, Lao Gao completed the separation of man and vehicle in mid-air.

Huo Wen turned around and waved her fist at Li Cang: "Go to the duck!"

"Put on your gloves! It's cold!"

"oh"

The damn host of the park organizer was still roaring in an exaggerated tone: "Oh oh oh! Did you see it! Friends! What a wonderful sinking curve of Teacher Cang's buttocks! Girls! Remember this moment! Because! This may be the only time in this life that you are lucky enough to witness such a beautiful scenery! Okay! Teacher Cang and contestant Huo Wen finished two people in one go. Contestants! The cooperation is quite tacit! It’s not like it’s the first time! I didn’t expect that our player Huo Wen, who seems so weak, is actually so cruel! Let’s see if Teacher Cang and Huo Wen can catch up with the first team? Oh! Sorry! Unfortunately they are at the end of the second tier! They will be disrupted by the zombies of the first tier!"

"I'm going to kill this guy right now! Bury his mouth and tongue in formalin and potassium permanganate respectively!" Li Cang said bluntly: "Wenwen, overtake, those two little girls made a mistake Come on, surpass them!"

"good!"

The two girls with playful smiles in front seemed to feel the connection. Suddenly they turned around and gave them a subtle smile. Apart from the white fur, there was also a trace of white fur that was exposed from the collar that was torn apart by the strong wind, which made Li Cang suddenly realize. The color combination was not good, it was the standard thermal clothing of the park staff: "No! These two guys are not contestants! They are the workers of the park!"

Sure enough, the two little girls laughed even more cheerfully. They leaned their buttocks to the left and squatted down, causing the car's buttocks to turn sharply down. While scooping up a large amount of hard snow on the ground, it also triggered some kind of hidden mechanism.

The snowy road ahead suddenly bounced upward, turning into a slope with an angle of more than 45 degrees. The accelerating light displayed on it was particularly eye-catching, and then, there was the impact of flesh bombs being released as the slope rose.

Dozens of giant, fat zombies that were more than eight meters tall and had a simple Michelin texture all over their bodies were wrapped in purple slime bubbles and floated in mid-air. The irregular bounces collided with each other and caused incredible acceleration.

duang~

At least a dozen or twenty karts were swallowed up by the sticky slime bubbles and left to accompany the giant fat walking zombies. All kinds of high-pitched laughter and screams were mixed in the air, making it a chaotic mess.

Huo Wen: "Left! I'm going to speed up!"

Li Cang: "?"

The leader of the magician chose to believe Huo Wen. He pushed his legs on the ground and exerted force. When his feet were off the ground, he pulled the rear pillar of the car with one hand and hung himself to the left side of the car like a flag, pulling the car body. It deflected sharply, and when the car was almost pulled upright by him, the ejection acceleration zone also arrived.

"Whoosh~"

Tornado destroys parking lot.

By the time Li Cang finished his ecstasy, the kart had left the bubble area and landed again. Huo Wen's eyes were filled with clear calmness and a smile. She could even hold the steering wheel with one hand and turn around to praise him: "Li Cang, you Super awesome!”

Li Cangyun said calmly: "I'll give in, I'll give in!"

Woohoo, what should I do if she is so handsome? When will I be able to hold the steering wheel with one hand? When the car is waiting at a red light?

35 minutes.

This is the end of the game.

When Li Cang and Huo Wen, whose brains had been shaken, went on stage to receive the award, they felt that their souls were still floating on the track, and all kinds of ping-ping-pong-pong-pong big Gs accelerated and spiraled into the sky.

"Third place! The combination of Miss Huo Wen and Teacher Cang from the Academy of Sciences! Teacher Cang? Teacher Cang! Oi! Received the award!"

The first place will receive a bonus, two work-point cards with a face value of 30,000 yuan, ten-year rights to use the king's flat floor of a new community in Goldfish Real Estate, and two coupons for all entertainment industries under Goldfish including the park. In third place, only a 6-meter-tall zombie hugging bear and two sets of ten-piece Korean industrial beauty suits were left. There is no doubt that Huo Wen is controlling the points.

It takes one minute to receive the award and one hour to take photos.

In the end, Li Cang and Huo Wen carried the snow-white zombie hugging bear like a battering ram to create a bloody path through the crowd: "This thing is a bit like the snow monster I fought before!"

There is no mistake in every song, one post, one content, one 6 one, one book, one book, take a look!

This thing is made of skinned live fur, with nearly a meter of snow-white fur hanging down all over its body. If it weren't for its huge butt, it would be hard to tell the head from the tail. It took Li Cang several minutes to find where its face was. Yes, it was indeed a bear.

Li Cang carried Hug Bear, and Hug Bear carried Huo Wen on his back. The little girl who usually wanted to wrap herself up like a mummy when going out now took off her glasses, mask, hat and gloves. Her social phobia attributes declined sharply. White steam was coming out of her body. She leaned forward and pointed hard: "That!"

"Play! I'm good at everything except driving!"

So the magician was shocked to see a row of big words on the banner in front of him: Angry Birds Challenge.

Eh?

No!

Sisters? ?

The three-meter-high slingshot, the snow wall ice sculptures that were 30 meters high, and other buildings. The last few groups could not even see their complete appearance. Then Li Cang looked at the football-sized snowballs under his feet, and felt that his life was in Huo Wen's hands, and his reputation was ruined by a snowball.

It was already crowded when there were too many people. Under the gaze of tens of thousands of eyes in the audience, Li Cang's theorem of inaccurate shooting was directly elevated to a height that was almost truth. Ten snowballs flew out, but there was not even a trace left.