The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

After working hard for two hours, I only got a consolation prize in the end.

The straight-toothed Li Cang sent a backhand message to Jin Yujing, trying to hack the host's bonus performance. The reason was that he was too noisy and affected his performance. He suggested hiring a mute next time.

Aunt Jin:

The ugly zombie hugging bear was finally tied to the roof of the car in a very ugly posture. Huo Wen sat in the passenger seat, her blood-red lips licked the ice cream in her hand, and then looked at the car. The bear, whose sides were overflowing, repeated this, and then narrowed his eyes in pleasure.

The car returned to Duan Li and Huo Wen's mid-level villa with a heavy belly, Yangshou-2.

Duan Li was dumbfounded as she watched the two of them forcefully force a huge lump of stuff in through the villa door, and was speechless for a long time: "What is this?"

"Can't you see, bear!"

"I know it's a bear, but forget it." Duan Li looked at Huo Wen with red cheeks, held her cold little hand, and then reached out to touch her belly: "Wait, I said Comrade Li Gang, You won't let Wenwen freeze outside all day, right? Is this how you go on a date? Not to mention finding a warm, big bed room facing the sea, at least you have to let people eat. , you know a little bit about the world!”

Li Cang was stunned and scratched his head: "Eh?"

We played from noon to early morning, and finally watched a fireworks show. The magician did not think of buying even a little snack to cushion his stomach. The ice cream before getting in the car was the only ice cream Huo Wenliang had all day. Ice cold heat.

Huo Wen stood on tiptoe and put a few clothes that were almost soaked with sweat into the dirty clothes basket. She ran to the sofa and poured herself a glass of something: "I'm not hungry!"

"I won't starve you to death! Put it down! Do you hear me! Don't drink on an empty stomach!"

"Cold!"

"Why weren't you cold just now?"

"Forgot!"

Duan Li rolled her eyes: "You two bastards, go take a bath with me immediately. I asked my aunt to make something and ordered takeout, which will be here soon!"

Huo Wen turned around and around, holding a small piece of clothing in her hand. She looked at Duan Li, who seemed to have remembered something, and then looked at Li Cang, trying to maintain and even sublime the hard-won success with her own skills. precious friendship: "I, I can take a bath!"

The magician staggered and looked at Duan Li with a look filled with disbelief.

Duan Li went crazy: "You! Is this what I usually teach you? This is not an open hot spring. Why do you know how to take a scrub?"

Huo Wen was confused for a moment: "But the swimming pool at home is also very big."

"Get in!!"

"oh"

"What are you doing again?"

"Put your swimsuit on"

Duan Li stared at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle with dull eyes, and said weakly: "Forget it, don't put it back. I've always turned on the thermostat on the roof. I'm also going to change into a swimsuit. Li Cang, in that guest room There is something prepared for you, go find it yourself."

However, Huo Wen's eyes immediately became alert. She stared at Duan Li and cautiously took half a step back, then another half step: "No! I won't wash with you! You just know how to bully me! You still want me to call you mom!"

Li Cang:─━_─━

Duan Li was sweating profusely. She gritted her teeth and clenched her fists, and her body was shaking slightly. Such an honest child's safety declaration was not very harmful but extremely insulting. In short, Huo Wen was finally dragged into the shower room by Duan Lisheng.

The sound of water was pouring, but Duan Li was the only one who was still complaining about his evil voice.

Huo Wen's character is actually very much like a piece of glutinous fruit gummy. She can be civilized and martial on the operating table, but she can cut her eyes without dryness, and she can cut blood without trembling. Outside of work, she is like a scorned little bun. , Duan Li used to teach her how to lick a dog fiercely and teach her how to behave She taught her various secret life skills of the Duan family in managing her colleagues' relationships. Although Huo Wen suddenly forgot what she was supposed to do, she couldn't bear it. After a few years, Duan Li insisted on doing it at such a young age. I have become a mother.

There was nothing for Li Cang to do. By the time the two of them came out of the shower room, soft and wet, he had already finished heating the dishes.

Duan Li stared at him suspiciously: "Why did your eyes suddenly wander when you looked at emmmm?"

Li Cang wiped his tears with a tissue and said with great bitterness: "I want to scald that wine, Timi, it smelt me ​​to death. That thing is not 58 at all. How high is it?!"

Duan Li was speechless and choked up: "My friend, tsk tsk tsk, with this treatment, if Wenwen wants to prepare some chewy dishes to go with the wine, do you have to go out and fork a Huaxiong?"

"71" Huo Wen held the warm wine bottle very dearly and said weakly: "You got it wrong. Bamboo Rain does not have a degree. The greener the wine, the higher the degree."

Li Cang opened his mouth: "Excuse my ignorance, I only know that there are light-flavor and sauce-flavor liquors, but I didn't expect that there are also burning-flavor liquors!"

Seeing Huo Wen pouring herself wine, Duan Li was visibly panicked: "I, I, I can't drink this, I'll open a bottle myself, take it, take it!"

Huo Wen felt aggrieved and serious: "But it's been boiled. The taste will change after drinking it."

Li Cang watched helplessly as Huo Wen sipped the 1.5L of wine from the large champagne bottle-shaped bamboo rain into her thin lips and small mouth, without even changing her face - she was talking about Huo Wen, Li Cang's face almost turned the same color as that wine.

"Then you're quite a drunkard~"

At the end, the Master Magician picked up the iced Coke cup and drank the taste of Guojiao. It was difficult to swallow, and he was drunk, and he was in a trance.

Duan Li bent two fingers and waved them in front of Li Cang: "What is this?"

"Take it away, I don't like lotus stems!"

Huo Wen held the cup with both hands, her big eyes blinking and showing such a bit of slyness: "Cheers?"

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"Cheers!"

Li Cang grabbed the bowl neatly.

Duan Li bent another finger and sighed: "Didn't Aunt Rao say that his alcohol tolerance has increased, twice a day?"

Huo Wen looked at Li Cang eagerly, and put her hand on the small pillow: "Medicinal wine is not wine!"

Keeping the action, she bent another finger, and with the other hand, she was about to pinch Huo Wen's face: "It's all your fault, mom. The lifelong event that I've been thinking about will be delayed by your little hoof this time!"

Huo Wen dodged: "What?"

"Sleep with him! That's right~"

After Duan Li put her fingers away, Huo Wen put the pillow in place, just before Li Cang hit the table with his head, and the two took out their mobile phones on the spot, each at a 45-degree angle, and took high-intensity selfies in a row.

Huo Wen said very understandingly and solemnly: "I'll help you carry him to the bedroom. Sister Ma from the unit said that her husband is heavier than a corpse when he's drunk, and it's hard to carry him!"

Duan Li began to grind her teeth: "Can you sleep after carrying him in?"

"Then you can't sleep?"

"I'll sleep. You little bitch." Duan Li shouted at a high intensity: "You? Still restrained? And the surgeon? How did you learn physiology and hygiene?"

"I skipped a grade!"

"I don't believe you haven't seen it on your body-crushing table!"

"Sister Ma and the others won't let me see it"

The child was protected too well. It's the most fatal to understand or not understand. Then Huo Wen mustered up about two and a half pounds of courage and raised her slender neck as if she had made a great determination. As a result, her voice was still soft, weak, and small. She dipped a little wine and gestured seriously on the table: "Don't be mean to me. I've secretly read the book. I'll draw a cross-section diagram for you to help you know where the sensitive areas are. Bala Bala"

Duan Li: "."

Well, there must be a madman or a fool between us.