The Murderer Acted So Well, The Special Police Asked Me How Many Years I Had Squatted

Carrying a large bag of CDs, Fernando kicked open the door of his house.

The wooden door wobbled, but he closed it lazily. This is a dilapidated attic, even if a thief visits, at most a few cans of beer will be lost.

Holding the bag of CDs and sinking himself into the shabby but soft sofa, Fernando began to take out the CDs one by one to read.

"first drop of blood". It looks like a tough guy movie about fighting and killing, don't watch it.

"fast and Furious". Passion...well, not what I thought it would be.

"You Who Came From The Stars". Aliens, love affairs, superpowers, don't sound like a good fit for a drunk who lives alone.

He threw the discs all over the floor, and in the end, only the last disc remained in the bag. Fernando stared at it for a moment, then jammed it into the projector.

"The Heist of the Century" is quite interesting.

Fernando opened a can of beer and drank it.

A lot of Chinese characters appeared on the screen, which he didn't understand. Fortunately, the Portuguese translation appeared at the bottom of the screen soon.

[This film has nothing to do with any real events, characters, or organizations]

Hahaha, of course, even a three year old knows the movie is fake. Fernando grinned and took another sip of his wine.

There was a soothing sound of rain in the narration, and the fine raindrops kept falling, making people drowsy.

Fernando yawned for a long time, and decided to go to bed after half an hour of watching, and there would be time to watch the rest tomorrow morning.

He had nothing serious to do anyway.

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【Alarm system? This is easy to solve, it works by temperature changes, so we just need to put on the ski jacket. 】

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[Must use a fake gun, my friend. Fake guns are toys in our law, it is very difficult to convict a robber with a toy. 】

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[Don't run over, you have to walk slowly, slowly, just like a real guest. 】

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[Floor plan? This is simple, just follow me...]

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The picture on the screen changed, and the light from it made his face pale.

After an unknown amount of time, Fernando sat there in a daze, not even picking up the beer can that had rolled under the sofa.

It wasn't until the cast list began to appear on the screen that he shivered suddenly, as if waking up from a dream.

Me, what did I just see?

He stood up, sat down again, walked around the room, his mind was full of chaos.

Reason told him that the movies were all fake. If you really do this, the only end is to be shot dead by the police.

But his intuition told him that everything that happened in this movie could be perfectly replicated.

He doesn't even need to be as resourceful as the main character, because the Brazilian police are far more incompetent than the movie makes them out to be.

Surrounding the bank five minutes after calling the police? Joke, as long as it doesn't take more than ten minutes, they are well-trained!

Deal with negotiators? There are no such people in Rio de Janeiro, and if there are, they must be on administrative leave.

The number of empty beer cans under his feet gradually increased, and Fernando's brain gradually became chaotic.

It occurred to him that the film was made by Chinese, and in Brazil, Chinese are synonymous with witchcraft and mystery.

Yes, supernatural powers, that's the only explanation!

Fernando jumped up from the couch, grabbed his phone, and called his best brother, an experienced mechanic.

"We are going to become millionaires!" As soon as the call was connected, he couldn't wait to say that line from the movie.

Not long after, the brothers showed up at Fernando's house.

After listening to the cause and effect calmly, he looked at the beer cans all over the floor.

The brother got up to get a bucket of cold water and poured it all over Fernando's face.

"What are you doing!" Fernando was mostly sober.

Brother looked angrier than him: "Millionaire? Robbing a bank? What a waste of fun, I thought you were finally going to take me to deal drugs!"

Fernando opened his mouth, knowing that words could not convince the other party.

He turned on the TV, inserted the CD into the projector, and told his brother to sit down.

"What are you doing?" The brother was very vigilant.

Fernando handed him a can of beer, and said firmly: "Drink it, and then finish watching!"

An hour and a half later.

There was another person on the sofa who smelled of alcohol and had dull eyes. The beer cans had piled up into a hill.

Fernando opened the refrigerator to have a look, then volunteered to go downstairs and bought another whole box.

The brother stared at the cast list for a long time, and then burped for a long time.

"That's what we'll do!" he said.

As a mechanic, and a mechanic who has been involved in the design of sewer pipes in Brazil, he is sure that everything related to this aspect of knowledge in the movie is accurate.

What the hell! Is there really a God?

Fernando hugged each other excitedly, he knew that his brother would definitely support him.

The two sat down and began to discuss the robbery plan excitedly. But soon they found that there was nothing to discuss, it was all in the movie, so they just did it.

The brain cooled down a bit, and the two began to think about finding teammates again.

According to the description in the movie, they also need a calm doctor and a professional thief.

And these two people, the mechanic brother actually knew all of them.

It's amazing!

They drove to the doctor's house overnight and woke the guy from his sleep. He took the doctor and broke into the house of a professional thief again, but this time he hit a wall.

The latter is in jail for stealing thirty expensive cigars.

Bail is expensive, but nothing compared to the money they're going to get.

The thief got out of the prison and got into Fernando's car: "Wow, brothers, you don't know how grateful I am! You must come to me for help next time, and I will definitely not refuse."

Fernando drove the car without looking back: "Don't do it next time, just now, you have to help us rob the bank."

The thief was stunned.

At nine o'clock the next morning, everyone had finished watching the movie, and the thief and the doctor joined without much trouble.

no way.

The robbery in the movie is too maneuverable, and anyone with a brain knows how to do it.

The four of them drank beer, drew sketches on paper, and by the way, excitedly imagined how to spend their days and nights after getting the money.

The doctor suddenly remembered something: "Other discs..."

The mechanic smiled honestly and pointed to the trash can. Everyone looked around and saw that the trash can was full of CDs of "The Heist of the Century", at least hundreds of them.

The doctor had nothing to say and gave a thumbs up.

However, at this moment, a gunshot sounded from a distance in the air. Everyone immediately changed their faces, lying on the window to look around.

"What's that?" Fernando frowned, suddenly having a bad feeling.

"That direction is... Bank of Rio?" The professional thief couldn't believe it.

The doctor reacted quickly and immediately turned on the TV, which was broadcast on the news channel.

The Bank of Rio was surrounded by the police, and a few gunmen could be vaguely seen holding up their guns inside the bank.

"At present, the gangsters occupying the bank have not given specific conditions. The police are urgently dispatching negotiators, hoping to ensure the safety of the hostages..."

After watching the news, everyone was silent, and a sentence flashed in their hearts in unison:

WTF?