The Murderer Acted So Well, The Special Police Asked Me How Many Years I Had Squatted

The foursome looked at each other, each at a loss.

How strange, shouldn't we be the ones standing in the bank and confronting the police?

Doctors, thieves, mechanics, freelance artists, this guy has it all.

Everything went well, but why was the bank suddenly robbed in advance?

The doctor stood up and rubbed his face vigorously, unable to accept the reality.

The mechanic had a bad temper and kicked the stool over.

The sound of the siren on the TV was still going on, and it sounded extremely harsh. They also heard the robbers yelling: "Promise us one condition, and we will release a hostage!"

Listening and listening, Fernando burst into tears.

This is obviously my fucking line, that's how it was performed in the movie!

The professional thief stared blankly, pouring beer into his mouth like crazy.

No way, anyone would be crazy to change.

One second, he was still dreaming of being a millionaire, and the next second, well, let's go back and continue being a mouse.

While drinking, the professional thief couldn't help yelling: "Son of a son of a bitch! Why do you get points for robbing banks these days?"

The speaker was unintentional, but the listener was interested. Fernando's eyes suddenly lit up.

Looking at the frustrated teammates, he said slowly: "Maybe we still have a chance."

The teammates looked up, only to hear Fernando calmly say:

"If this group of people acted 100% according to the movie, then they will definitely separate a group of people, dig a hole from the ground into the bank vault, and then transport the money through that hole..."

Hearing this, the doctor also wanted to understand.

"If we find that hole, at least we can get into the vault and share a share with the current gang."

"That's right!" Fernando said firmly.

The amount of banknotes and gold bars in the vault is so huge that even the team in the movie can't eat them all, at most a fifth.

The two teams of robbers might even cooperate.

As soon as he said it, the mechanic spread out the draft paper and quickly locked a position.

A group of people bought a few headgears on the street, and then drove to the possible hole.

The mechanic showed the way with a map, and Fernando drove the car. But the more they walked, the more they felt wrong.

"Why are there so many people around here?" Fernando frowned.

"Could it be a holiday?" The thief shrugged, not even believing what he said.

Fernando felt a little uneasy in his heart.

He parked on the side of the street, rolled down the window, and wanted to ask a passerby.

The man didn't hear his question, kept walking, and hurried into an alley.

Fernando pushed open the car door, followed the man, and glanced into the alley.

He saw the man putting the mugging mask on his head.

The other party didn't notice Fernando, he stepped back lightly, and then ran back to the car as fast as he could in his life.

With a sudden step on the accelerator, the car sped away.

Damn it! Why is there another business grab!

Galloping on the road, after fifteen minutes, they finally came to the place circled by the mechanic.

To the surprise of Fernando and others, there was actually a red ice cream truck there!

According to the plot of the movie, the bottom of the ice cream truck is the hole dug by the robbers. Parking the car in a secluded place, Fernando led his companions to the ice cream truck.

To their surprise, before knocking on the door, the car door opened, and a young man jumped out of it.

The young man had a cigarette in his mouth, and his eyes were unlovable: "Here you come to rob the bank?"

Fernando was taken aback, and quickly looked around for fear of being heard.

The young man exhaled impatiently: "There are no outsiders nearby. So, you also watched that movie?"

Fernando nodded blankly.

The lad sighed.

He muttered "what's this all about?" while handing Fernando a list.

Fernando looked down and found that it was a crude contract. The specific content of the contract was roughly:

Robber A team, allowing Robber B team to use the tunnel they dug.

The property taken by team B must be distributed to team A for 3%.

"Three percent?"

Fernando gasped in surprise.

They tied their heads to their waistbands for this vote, and this group of people just allowed them to pass, and they wanted to share 3% of the money?

The young man had an expression of "loved, but get out", and he didn't even want to explain.

The doctor sensed something was wrong.

He tentatively: "I would like to ask, how many people have entered so far?"

The young man was smoking a cigarette in vicissitudes of life.

"Probably... forty?"

...

The editor-in-chief of the International Morning Post woke up from a nap, and his first job was to review the news submitted by his reporters.

The press release had been sorted out by the secretary and placed on his desk.

Usually, the higher up the press release is, the more important it is.

The editor drank a cup of coffee to refresh himself, then picked up the top manuscript and began to read the first line.

"puff!"

He spouted all the coffee.

Fortunately, the editor-in-chief responded quickly and the manuscript was not soaked, but his computer suffered. The editor-in-chief had no time to pity his computer. He read the manuscript back and forth three times.

"Today is April Fool's Day?"

If the signature was not a senior reporter from a certain newspaper, the editor-in-chief almost thought it was written by someone who was too drunk.

Taking a deep breath, the editor-in-chief called the secretary and asked him to take the manuscript as tomorrow's front-page news.

After living for a long time, I can see all kinds of strange things.

Are you foreigners playing so big?

Early the next morning.

Li Si was wearing bear pajamas, closed her eyes and climbed out of bed, yawning and washing up.

When he sat at the table, Feng Su had already prepared an exquisite breakfast.

Sister Susu knew that Li Si had suffered setbacks in the film, but she didn't dare to comfort him rashly, so she could only silently support him in this way.

In fact, Feng Su thought it was wrong. Li Si has a strong psychological quality and would not be anxious about such things at all.

He has been absent-minded for the past few days. He is actually thinking about his next movie, which is called "The Bald and Strong Pleasant Goat vs. Winnie the Pooh".

It was Mickey Mouse's children's movie that inspired him.

People beat themselves at the box office. As the old saying goes, join if you can't beat it.

He had already thought it over, Pleasant Goat let Bean Sprout to act, the temperament must be very suitable.

The bean sprouts were also very sleepy. After chewing a piece of bacon in his mouth for ten minutes, he suddenly felt a chill for no reason.

Li Si drank milk and turned on her phone, wanting to check the box office performance of "The Heist of the Century" this week.

However, the phone automatically pushes a piece of news.

The small flame icon behind the news indicates that it is currently very popular.

Li Si clicked to take a closer look.

The title is very long.

[The financial department of the Brazilian government issued a statement: Severely condemn the Chinese Li Si and his movie "The Heist of the Century", and suggest that the Longguo government strictly investigate this person's information]

Li Si: "Huh?"