The Post-00S Variety Show Director Gave Reba A Urine Test At The Beginning

The camera shakes slightly.

Everyone inadvertently pushed into the inner lobby of Building 1.

The huge space of more than 1,000 square meters was divided into hundreds of grids.

More than 100 people were seated in an orderly manner.

At this time, they were immersed in writing something.

It looks... like a student taking an exam.

This is......

The audience and entertainment artists who saw this scene frowned at the same time.

Just as doubts arose in my heart, Lu Ze's voice sounded.

"Everyone, raise your heads! Say hello to the audience friends in front of the screen."

The moment the words fell, Lu Ze's voice was also synchronized into the empty and cold space.

Then...a horrifying scene appeared!

These people who were writing furiously suddenly all raised their heads.

As if he had received military training, he showed a bright smile to the camera, raised his hand and waved it in the air a few times.

【Fuck! Is this fucking Lu Han? How did he get here? 】

[It’s not just Lu Han, there are also many top artists who are usually quite arrogant! Oh my God...what is this, a centralized transformation? 】

【I remembered it! Did you remember the Weibo message Lu Ze posted last night? He said that these people no longer need to participate in subsequent programs and will be directly reviewed. It turns out...this is what he calls censorship! 】

【Oh My God! Military management, right? Who can bear this? 】

The barrage exploded instantly!

The artists sitting in the stadium looked at each other in silence.

The expression on his face was bitter and helpless.

Of course they are familiar with these people!

Almost every one of them is a being who shouts in front and supports behind, with eyes higher than the top.

But only half a day later, it turned into what it is now.

Be obedient and docile!

Like a puppet held in Lu Ze's hands.

A deep chill instantly surged out of his body.

They didn't know what this group of people had gone through, but what they knew was...

To be able to change his personality so quickly must have been through intense training!

There was silence in the stadium.

After signaling everyone to continue writing, Lu Ze spoke again.

"Why are they here? I told you last night."

"It's just because I like to talk too much on the Internet and to induce the audience!"

"So, they all reported to the inspection garden on time this morning!"

"As for me, I didn't actually target them very deliberately."

"Just did two things!"

"First, tell them how serious the consequences of doing something wrong are!"

"Second, give them a chance to explain their problems completely! What they are doing now can also be called atonement!"

"Such a scene will probably become the norm in the future. Or there will be a scene even more tragic than now!"

"Who knows?"

"let us wait and see!"

When Lu Ze finished speaking, the picture on the screen disappeared at the same time.

He raised his eyes and glanced towards the seats in the stadium.

At this moment, many people choose to avoid it.

joke!

The execution is so strong and the deterrence is so great!

Who the hell dares to look at him!

The air in the stadium was quiet for more than 10 seconds.

It was finally broken by Lu Ze.

"Okay, the first thing is done!"

"Next, deal with the second item!"

"Staff, bring them up!"

Bring it up?

Just as doubts flashed through everyone's minds, they encountered a scene that was even more explosive than before.

I saw a long queue suddenly appearing in the passageway connected to the stage.

That's a group of people!

The one in the middle was wearing a custom-made red vest and was carried onto the stage by two staff members.

This...is this a prisoner escort?

The moment they saw this scene, the artists' eyes widened to the extreme, with disbelief on their faces.

no!

Recording a show!

Why does this happen all of a sudden?

Who are these people...?

On the stage, the lights were dim.

Everyone couldn't see their faces clearly for a while,

After forty or fifty people were marched onto the stage, the bright lights were finally laid out.

The big screen behind him lit up again.

A close-up shot of the people being escorted one by one.

Once again, gasps spread throughout the audience.

They saw clearly who was coming!

But his legs began to shake uncontrollably.

Companion again!

It’s another friend in the industry that I have watched countless times on TV and various video websites, and have been in contact with many times in private!

The group of people stood on the stage extremely meekly, not even daring to take a breath.

After a short silence, Lu Ze spoke calmly.

"These people are familiar to everyone, right?"

"Do you know why they appeared here today looking like this?"

"It's easy!"

Lu Ze smiled, and then said three words one by one——

"disobedient!"

"At the end of the second episode, I read an official document."

"We were warned clearly at that time that all domestic entertainment artists were restricted from leaving the country!"

"There are always some people who don't believe in evil!"

"Today, they are all standing here!"

"Among them, half want to fly and 10 want to take a boat!"

"The remaining few actually found a black smuggler, and they still want to smuggle themselves into the country?"

"You guys are really...so powerful!"

Lu Ze shook his head with a sneer and raised his hand to point at the shivering illegal artists.

"But fortunately, our staff and technical equipment are very powerful, so none of those who wanted to escape escaped!"

"Then they will directly enter Building 3!"

"Specialized judicial organs will examine their behavior of leaving the country without permission!"

"Detain them as they should, and sentence them as they should! I guarantee that they will never be able to earn a living in the entertainment industry in their lifetime!"

The moment the words fell, the bodies of many people on the stage began to tremble crazily.

Several of them even had their legs weak and fell to their knees.

Looking at this scene, the artists were all hairy and their scalps were numb!

But he didn't dare to say a word.

Too cruel!

He is so cruel!

Just catch it, do it!

So what is this?

To establish authority?

You're right, it really establishes authority!

The largest major renovation in Kyushu is about to begin!

We really need to think of some special way to make these people cooperate obediently!

This is Lu Ze’s idea of ​​doing these two things.

"Okay, take it down!"

Lu Ze waved his hand back, and the staff took the limp people out together.

At this point, the stage is cleared again.

And Lu Ze's voice also spread throughout the entire venue at the same time.

"Two things have been dealt with."

"Next, let's officially enter the recording of today's program!"

"Before the show is recorded..."

He deliberately prolonged his tone, causing the hearts of nearly 30,000 domestic entertainers at the venue to quicken.

Once again, Lu Ze took his routine to the extreme.

He paused for half a minute.

Just when everyone was about to be tortured to death.

Immediately afterwards, he said the classic quotation——

"Then before we start..."

"let us........."

“Let’s put an ad first!”