The Post-00S Variety Show Director Gave Reba A Urine Test At The Beginning

Another commercial break? ?

The audience wanted to cry but had no tears, and the artist remained silent!

Brother, can you please stop doing this?

The front foot has just raised the suspense to the extreme, and the back foot begins to torture?

no!

It’s time like this...

Originally, everyone had just adjusted their mentality, prepared themselves mentally, and was ready to accept the critical attack head-on.

But you hung the butcher knife in the air very abruptly!

Don't do this!

If this continues, a large number of people will probably be scared to death before the show even starts!

The atmosphere is suffocating.

After saying that with a smile, Lu Jinze moved two steps to the left side of the stage.

Turn around, look at the big screen, and make a silent gesture.

The restlessness gradually weakened.

The picture slowly emerged.

A strong broadcast tone reached everyone's ears at the same time.

[As the old saying goes, food is the most important thing for the people! The issue of food has always been the biggest problem. 】

[Many people may think that they will never encounter problems with eating in their lives, but you are wrong! 】

[A person will encounter countless winds and waves in this life. Maybe if the wind and waves are too big, you will be completely beaten to death on the beach and never stand up again! 】

[At this time, eating becomes a top priority! 】

[So how to solve this problem? 】

[Please pay attention to the book "Sow Postpartum Care Skills" published by Jiuzhou Publishing House! 】

What the hell? ? ? ?

The audience was shocked!

His ears pricked up in disbelief, his expression full of absurdity and weirdness.

This ad...is it serious?

Having laid the groundwork for so long, I originally thought something was going to happen.

result.........

Can you provide me with postpartum care for sows?

no!

What does the postpartum care of sows have to do with the show?

You mentioned that the diapers and foundation in the first two issues are still slightly related.

But this book... the truth that appears is a bit too nonsensical, right?

Countless question marks flew across the barrage.

The artists in the audience were also confused.

But this doubt did not last long, and then the advertisement gave them the answer.

I saw a book suddenly appear on the screen.

The cover is very simple and does not look like a big book.

It is suspended in mid-air in a three-dimensional shape, and it looks more or less sloppy.

["Postpartum Care Tips for Sows" helps you solve major problems in animal husbandry! From a pig-raising novice to a pig-raising expert! 】

【In the past...maybe you were a powerful person in the entertainment industry and had no worries about food and clothing! 】

[But in the future, can you guarantee that you will not raise pigs? 】

[If your wealth is cut off, your status will disappear. Besides raising pigs and farming, what else can you choose? 】

【so! Please buy "Sow Postpartum Care Tips"! 】

[In order to give back to our consumers, we also give away a copy of "Basic Planting"! 】

[Please place your order quickly, stock is limited, first come first served! 】

The faint sound eventually disappeared along with the blur of the picture.

After that, there was a heart-stopping silence.

At this point, they finally understood the hint in this advertisement.

I just want to tell everyone.

Entered this stadium and started recording the third program.

You probably won't have a good life after that.

So I’ll get you two books in advance to learn survival skills and at least make a living.

This technique is indeed very luxurious!

This method is really ironic!

The artists expressed their emotions silently.

So is this nightmare more terrifying than I imagined?

"Okay, welcome back!"

The noise on the field was stopped by Lu Ze.

After regaining control of the situation, his expression was much more serious than before.

"The commercial break is over, now let's get to the point!"

"The theme of this show has been announced to everyone before!"

"[Do you want to pay or not? Sleep or not?]!"

"Before the official recording, what I want to explain is..."

"From now on, all artists present will be directly linked to your company!"

"All your performance will be used as a direct basis for my rating of the relevant company!"

"So please cooperate honestly and don't take any chances!"

As soon as these words came out, Wang Zhonglei and others who gathered to watch the show stood on end.

No wonder, no wonder he wants to gather people from the entire entertainment industry together.

It turned out that I wanted to kill two birds with one stone!

The left hand is to search for artists, the right hand is to manage companies.

Several people looked at each other with expressions as uncomfortable as eating shit.

Thinking of Lu Ze's cold and neat attitude last night, I felt like I was going to have a heart attack.

"That's all there is to say!"

"Then let's officially start the recording of the first session!"

"In this session, we only do one thing!"

As Lu Ze spoke, he pointed toward the audience.

"It's very simple, check the taxes!"

A "buzz" sound!

The moment he said these words, a burst of sound suddenly erupted from the scene.

The big stone in my heart fell to the ground.

The artists finally know what the third episode of the show is going to do.

how to say........

This is a bit unexpected, but also reasonable.

Tax issues are indeed sensitive.

But truthfulness is also an important indicator for judging whether an artist is abiding by the law.

Therefore, Lu Ze directly wants to check the tax, which is actually understandable.

But the problem is, they understand, but they don’t want this to happen at all!

Check taxes?

I would like to ask how many people in the entire Jiuzhou domestic entertainment industry can withstand the investigation?

For a moment, everyone on the field had bitter expressions.

But it's just bitter.

Not too scared or panicked.

As for the reason...

It’s actually simple!

Checking taxes is something that requires a lot of energy!

With more than 30,000 people present, I don’t know how much energy and time it takes.

Therefore, they judged that Lu Ze could only find a few people to conduct a random inspection.

The probability is one in a few thousand, and they are actually confident that they can escape.

Time, gradually.

After announcing the task of the first link.

Lu Ze didn't wait much, raised the microphone and spoke directly.

"The first step in tax audit is the loyalty test!"

“We have a button press next to everyone’s seat!”

"Everyone, please pay attention!"

"If you have ever engaged in tax evasion, please press 1!"

"If not, please press 2!"

"Ten seconds limit!"

"Timing begins!"