The Post-00S Variety Show Director Gave Reba A Urine Test At The Beginning

The cold selector is held in the hands of artists.

They were in a daze and didn't know how to press it.

so......

Does he want to use this method to determine who will participate in the testing and spot checks?

Isn’t this a bit too far-fetched?

If you are not stupid, how can you choose the option that you have committed tax evasion?

Isn't this a living target for the Lord of Hell?

So, definitely choose “2”!

Many people don't think too much.

After this thought flashed through my mind, I pressed "2" immediately!

but........

After all, there are a small number of people who, in the blink of an eye, choose to say goodbye to their cowardice.

To get to this point today, sitting in this big stadium with 30,000 people.

It is already standing on the edge of a cliff.

It seems that I really have nothing to worry about and lose.

Instead of betting on luck.

It's better to make the most realistic choice openly.

Even if he died, he would die standing still!

At worst, I'll spend a sky-high price to pay taxes, at worst, I'll be thrown into the police.

So what?

Artists with such thoughts and ideas, after a brief struggle, pressed on the last two seconds of the countdown.

Resolutely press "1"!

"Ding! It's time!"

At a certain moment, Lu Ze's voice finally sounded again.

On the huge screen behind him, two contrasting numbers also slowly jumped out.

Lu Ze turned around and glanced at the screen.

Then he burst into laughter.

"Hey, is there really a choice 1 that is not afraid of death?"

"I really want to know what you think about these 34 people? Are you not afraid that I will ask the staff to put you directly into the review park right now?"

His teasing voice suddenly suppressed the originally noisy atmosphere.

The 34 people who chose "1" had cold hands and feet and tightness all over while Lu Ze was talking.

Sure enough, being a hero comes with a price.

If I had known...

At that time, I should have chosen to muddle through once.

This time it's good, I was caught as a typical example as expected.

The faint spotlight swept past them.

They grinned bitterly, and after taking a long breath, they were ready to stand up at any time to face Lu Ze's "examination".

But then, Lu Ze said something lightly.

They were instantly stunned in their seats.

"Although I disdain your behavior, I quite appreciate your courage!"

"I don't know how many of the thirty-four of you really realize your mistake, and how many of you want to take a gamble."

"But it's not important! I'm honored to inform you that you... made the right bet!"

"Next, you're safe!"

Lu Ze raised his voice with a smile, his eyes flashing with meaning.

"You don't need to be deeply involved in the first session."

"I took the initiative to pay the taxes I didn't pay after the show!"

"If you don't do it again in the future, I will make a promise to you on behalf of the official."

"Tax evasion will no longer be pursued!"

The whole audience......

There was silence!

Lu Ze has finished speaking, but many people have not yet turned around in their minds.

Safe?

Don’t you need to participate in the next link?

Just need to pay taxes?

Does that mean...

The remaining people not only need to pay back taxes, but also have other punishments waiting?

Damn it!

If you look at it this way, these people who chose "1" really made the right bet!

Oh shit! !

What the hell was I doing just now?

Why don't you admit that you don't dare to gamble?

The expressions of the artists finally began to come alive.

Loss, regret, chagrin, regret...

Various emotions spread across their faces.

But they also know it.

Regret, to Lu Ze, is the most useless thing!

"In addition to these 34 people, we have a total of more than 29,000 artists on site who chose [2]!"

"In other words, almost everyone present is convinced that they have never evaded taxes!"

"Very good! Great! Very awesome!"

Lu Ze sighed three times in a row, with a calm expression.

"I really want this to be true!"

"Because if this is the case, then I can go out and play with confidence every day and not work at all!"

"After all, domestic entertainment artists are so obedient, why do we need official management agencies?"

"But it's a pity..."

"Although I have only worked in the Kyushu system for half a year, my experience still tells me that the number just now is a pure fantasy!"

Lu Ze spread his hands with an intriguing expression.

"I say that at least 80% of you people have engaged in tax evasion. Do you think this judgment is reliable?"

Lu Ze asked a question with a smile, and then asked and answered it himself.

"Not reliable, not reliable at all!"

"Do you know why?"

"Because there is no evidence!"

"If there is no evidence, then it is just empty talk. There is no way to convict you, ban you, or send you to the park!"

"I am a person...I don't like to do things that I won't give in to!"

"So next, I have to show you this evidence!"

As Lu Ze said this, he turned around to face the screen and closed his eyes slightly.

“The first tax evasion test for artists in the [Pay or Not?] segment starts now!”

"Lights, get ready!"

While everyone was holding their breath, Lu Ze whispered.

At the same time, a beam of bright yellow light suddenly shot down from the sky above the stadium.

It began to circle quickly around the auditorium.

"stop!"

A low drinking sound suddenly came out.

The orange light beam hovered for an instant.

Close-up, quick follow up.

The next second, a stunned face shrouded in a beam of light slowly appeared on the beam of light.

"First one, please come on stage!"

"The extraction continues!"

The cold voice enveloped the artists tightly like a mountain.

Before Lu Ze started this move, they thought of many ways Lu Ze might use it to detect.

Select people by reporting information, find people by using inside information.......

But they never expected that what Lu Ze finally adopted was the simplest and most casual method——

Drawn randomly.

And this is also the most terrifying way!

Because it has no rules and cannot be predicted!

The deep torture is like a dull knife, tugging at the artist's heart crazily.

Beam, stop start, start and stop.

After rotating for fifteen times, it finally slowly disappeared into the night sky.

Fifteen trembling figures stood in a row on the stage.

The artists in the audience finally let out the turbid air in their chests and gained temporary respite.

The crowd was slightly more commotion than before.

But even so, no one dared to make any noise.

This feeling of oppression is too much.

It’s difficult to save the dog’s life, so how can I still be in the mood to talk?

Under the gaze of countless eyes, Lu Ze slowly raised the microphone in his hand.

However, at this moment!

Before he could say anything, a confused and high-pitched voice suddenly came from the green auditorium area.

"I'm going, who is it? Can you pay attention?"

"You are an adult, why can't you control your bladder?"

"It smells so strong of urine!"

"It's really disgusting!"