The Post-00S Variety Show Director Gave Reba A Urine Test At The Beginning

What a coincidence.

The scene and sound of the female artist complaining about the smell of urine in the air around her were captured by the photographer and sent to the live broadcast room.

The audience went crazy with joy.

Effect!

It turns out that this is the effect!

Isn't this just a fucking wolf?

Lu Ze didn't choose you at all. He just glanced at you with the light and was scared to death?

With such a psychological quality, how dare you evade taxes?

There was discussion on the barrage, and the agitation in the audience continued to spread.

Because it’s not just this area.

A disgusting smell of urine is also filling the air in other areas.

At first glance, I thought I was sitting on the edge of the toilet.

"Viewers, we just conducted a simple random drawing session!"

"There are a total of fifteen lucky artists standing next to me now!"

"Come on, backstage, give me some data!"

After the words fell, two strings of data appeared on the screen behind him.

[All 15 artists on stage have chosen never to evade taxes. 】

[Three people from Xingcai Company: Bai Wu, Zhao Qian, and Liu Sheng, and two from Guangyu Company...]

"It turned out to be 15 White Lotus Flowers," Lu Ze joked with a smile.

"Since there is no tax evasion, you can actually relax a little!"

"After all, what follows is just a technical test. As long as you have nothing to worry about, there won't be any problems."

As he spoke, he walked to the side of the stage.

"Next, let's officially enter the tax inspection stage!"

"First of all, please get on the equipment!"

equipment? ?

Hearing Lu Ze say this, the artists frowned.

This is.....

what's the situation?

Shouldn’t the tax inspection go directly to the tax department to check item by item?

How is it possible to check on site?

no.......

Why do I suddenly feel a very ominous premonition!

Could this man have prepared other secret weapons?

This idea just came to my mind.

The next second, it was verified by Lu Ze.

Accompanied by a light and shadow cast lightly on the stage.

Everyone saw that a "glass room" of at least five or six square meters slowly rose under the sunken stage.

In the room, there is a computer and a person.

Nothing else!

Is this the device he's talking about?

a computer?

The artists were confused again.

Do you want to check taxes with just a computer, without the cooperation of other business departments such as industrial and commercial, banking, etc.?

Isn’t this fucking funny!

If you check the tax in this way, it seems that it can only explain one problem.

Lu Ze…….

It seems like they don’t understand how to check taxes at all!

Doesn't that mean that he has a chance to get through once?

To be honest, when the equipment came out, almost half of the artists at the scene entered a wonderful "fantasy time".

But sadly, that time didn't last long.

The moment when the glass house hovers firmly on the stage.

Lu Ze only said two or three words, and everyone's hearts instantly sank to the bottom.

"In the past ten years, there have been very few cases of tax evasion by artists in the entertainment industry in Jiuzhou. Do you know why?"

"Because our tax law supervision system is not perfect, it is easy for many people to slip through the net!"

"But now, not anymore!"

Lu Ze smiled and pointed to the glass house.

"Starting today, we will launch a newly developed tax inquiry system!"

What? ? ? ?

The artists are confused!

Brand new tax inquiry system?

How come this happened when I have never heard of it!

No wonder he dared to say he wanted to check taxes so confidently.

It turns out that he has black technology in his hands!

It's over now!

Completely finished!

A strong sense of fear surged out of everyone's hearts.

They were restless, feeling as if their heads had been hit by a giant hammer, and their breathing was short.

"The new tax inquiry system has two functions!"

"First, smart query! Just enter the artist's ID number and company, and you can query all his income and tax payment status!"

"Second, intelligent analysis! By comparing the artist's income and tax payment status, we can conduct a risk assessment on the artist's overall tax payment behavior. Which income has paid tax, which amount has not been paid, and what actions have been taken to evade taxes. All can be Analyze it accurately!”

"Without further ado, let's do the tax inspection next!"

The whole place was silent.

In such a huge stadium, you can't even hear the sound of sniffing.

The artists have been frightened.

Just kidding, it seems that the function of this system is really as Lu Ze said.

Then who the hell can escape?

If I want to check you, doesn’t it only take a few minutes?

The 15 artists on the stage were so frightened that they couldn't even speak.

They lowered their heads and trembled, their faces pale.

The inspection hasn't started yet, but his demeanor has already revealed everything!

"First place, Xingcai Entertainment...Zhao Qian!"

Lu Ze walked to the far right, raised his hand and patted the artist with slightly longer hair on the shoulder.

"Please show... Zhao Qian's tax status inquiry and analysis results!"

"Shua~" sound.

With the movement of Lu Ze turning his head.

A screen full of text and images suddenly appeared on the screen behind him.

One look, just one look!

The artists present were all wide-eyed!

impossible!

This is impossible!

How could there be such a perverted and accurate and rapid tax inspection system?

In just one second, the artist’s income and tax status are completely revealed.

Clear organization and rich content!

Just say it was made in advance, and I would believe it! !

The entire audience was as silent as a cicada.

Lu Ze stared at the screen.

Then he smiled and continued to pat Zhao Qian on the shoulder.

"Zhao Qian, come here! Here are the results of your tax inspection."

"Didn't you say that you have never evaded taxes?"

"Then...how to explain it now?"

"boom!"

Just as he finished speaking, the next second, a dull voice suddenly sounded in his ears.

Zhao Qian was standing beside him stiffly.

People are already lying upright on the stage.

Look at his defenseless look and wet crotch.

Even a fool knows this.

This guy...

The moment I saw my tax payment record.

I was immediately stunned!