The Post-00S Variety Show Director Gave Reba A Urine Test At The Beginning

The most exciting part is finally here!

Even though I was still dissatisfied with Lu Ze’s dirty tricks of “fishing for law enforcement” and “telecommunications fraud”!

But at this moment, the artists still focused their attention on the stage.

To be honest, regarding the three categories Lu Ze mentioned before, the 30,000 artists present are involved in almost every field.

When it comes to partying, the die-hards have reached a level beyond the imagination of ordinary people.

Therefore, the next order directly determines whether you die first or last!

I hope... Reba can bring herself good luck!

Close-up shot, slowly advancing.

On the screen behind him, a close-up of Lu Ze's face gradually appeared.

Everyone watched in silence as he unscrewed the ocean ball, pulled out a piece of paper, and glanced at it casually.

asphyxia!

Unprecedented suffocation!

Just when they feel like they're going crazy, they see...

Lu Ze actually laughed!

???

Brother!

Now that we have the final result, let’s announce it as soon as possible!

What are you laughing at?

And he smiled so weirdly and meaningfully!

Heavy breathing filled the scene rapidly.

finally!

When everyone feels that their heartbeat is about to stop.

Lu Ze.…………spoke!

"It's very interesting! I actually got this category!"

"Originally this was a reserved program, but I planned to put it later and let everyone party together.

"But it's okay, since Reba has been withdrawn, then we...just...start early."

The more Lu Ze spoke, the angrier the artists became.

So……………what the hell is this?

Or a reserved program?

Do you want to whet your appetite like this?

You're going to be hung up and you'll stutter after all!

In the desperate atmosphere, the artists were restless.

Lu Ze on the stage, at the moment when the camera was completely in front of him, this long torture finally ended.

He smiled, turned over the note in his hand, and showed it to everyone.

"From now on, let me check whether you have exchanged, shared, and..."

"Playing blindly and randomly regardless of morality and bottom line!"

"boom!!!"

The final answer is finally revealed.

It was like thunder falling from the sky, completely splitting the artists into pieces.

The nightmare is here.

The reason? It’s actually simple.

Because this category is exactly the field that most of the artists present have or often set foot in!

After all, you have to have a circle to gather people, and you have to have capital to choose a concubine.

But there are fewer restrictions on what to exchange.

As long as everyone can accept it and have this hobby, you can start anytime, anywhere!

I usually have a lot of pressure at work, and I can’t spend all the money I make.

Wouldn't it be a loss if we didn't do something exciting?

Playing crazily and messily is a consensus that all artists in the entertainment industry know, and it is also a tacit secret among everyone.

But now, this secret is about to be exposed!

Moreover, judging from the situation, it is not just as simple as exposing one or two people.

According to Lu Ze's means and habits.

Tonight...there will be another large-scale massacre and strangulation!

The atmosphere is extremely depressing.

The nightmare result left everyone breathless.

With their bodies feeling cold, they were all thinking about a problem almost at the same time.

What is he going to do next?

In fact, from a fundamental logic point of view, it is still very difficult for Lu Ze to investigate their nonsense!

In the final analysis, it comes down to those two words - privacy!

After all, it is impossible for anyone to do these things and still post a message saying, "Tonight at XX o'clock, I will have an exchange with XXX and XXX at the hotel. Please come and watch!"

How can I check if I don’t have any evidence?

If you can't find something fishy, ​​how will you be punished?

In the past, with this level of thinking, they were actually not afraid!

B4........

They are still guilty!

Why?

Because this person is Lu Ze!

That's the devil who can scare the top celebrities to the point of peeing their pants with just three questions, and can steal evidence of pornography in the entertainment industry from more than 30,000 people in the audience with just one audio clip!

Lu Ze can think of ways that others can't think of!

Lu Ze can use tricks that others won’t use!

So the next time is nightmare time, and there seems to be nothing wrong with it at all!

The stadium is silent.

After announcing the category to be inspected, Lu Ze moved a few steps to the front of the stage and raised the microphone to his mouth with a smile.

"To be honest, it's quite difficult to check these things!"

The first sentence was like a ray of sunshine, shining down on everyone's heads.

Quite difficult?

He said it was quite difficult!

Does that mean that how to investigate this matter is also a headache for Lu Ze?

Can you further explain that in this link, his arrangements were a bit sloppy?

If this is the case, then what happens next...

It seems like I can catch my breath!

As long as it doesn't hurt your muscles and bones, it's the best outcome!

Artists feel that they have been tortured to the point of lunacy by Lu Ze, and they will have crazy imagination and extreme speculation because of his simple words.

Damn it, I’m here to participate in the show, not to fall in love.

Do you want to do this?

The scene became agitated and they began to look forward to it.

But then, Lu Ze used a light word to knock them back to their original shape.

"But.........I am a person who likes to chew hard bones!"

The more challenging something is, the more I enjoy doing it!”

"I've been thinking about it a lot in the past few days."

"Luckily, I finally came up with a pretty good idea!"

"We will definitely be able to bring you ten unprecedented exciting experiences on the basis of ensuring fairness and justice!"

“To the audience………………”

"Bringing an unprecedented audio-visual feast!"

"Everyone!"

Lu Ze raised his voice, with a rare hint of excitement on his expression.

"From now on, we will probably create history in internal media!"

"After all, what I am going to do next has never been done by anyone in any period of Kyushu's history or in various foreign countries!"

"It's too exciting, too restrictive, too exciting, too special!"

"Of course, my name is not the only one on the monument of history. As participants, you will also be recorded in the annals of history!"

????

The artists were once again confused!

No...when did this happen?

Are you still here trying to motivate us like a pyramid scheme?

The tone is so high and the value is so fierce!

What do you want to do?

A historical monument?

I think it’s a tombstone of history!

Pull out the things we have done one by one, nail them on the pillar of shame in history, and then let thousands of people laugh at them, right?

It’s so tortured!

real!

If only I had known from the beginning that Lu Ze had so many ways of torturing people.

You should have run away then!

I don’t even want this incredible wealth!

Why are you risking your own life to play with him?

Want to cry but no tears…………

These four words can no longer describe their mood.

The only thing he could do was to watch Lu Ze silently.

Let’s see what kind of earth-shattering action he will use to complete this unprecedented initiative!

Lights, sweeping everywhere.

After saying those words, Lu Ze paused.

Everyone was given a short period of adjustment time.

"All that needs to be said has been said!"

“The psychological construction that needs to be done has also been done for everyone!”

"Then next, I will announce the specific inspection methods!"

"The first action... ward rounds!"

Ward rounds?

When hearing these two words, the artists frowned.

What does it mean?

But then, they understood.

Because while Lu Ze was speaking, a line of words also appeared on the big screen behind him.

[Ward Check: Check Room Opening Records]!

Ah!

It turned out to be checking room opening records!

Well, this is actually okay, at least for most people, they do these things in their private residences.

Check room opening records…………

It doesn’t seem to affect me too much!

“The second action…………check sensitive words!”

After the words fell, a line of text appeared on the screen again——

[Check sensitive words: refers to querying sensitive words in chat records and search records!]

What the hell???

The CPU seems to be burning up again!

If I saw that everyone's state during the ward rounds was that they were indifferent.

After seeing the sensitive word search, his expression turned into blank surprise.

To be honest, Lu Ze did not become the Riddler this time!

The explanation in the entry is actually very clear.

It’s just that everyone doesn’t know how Lu Ze can achieve this operation.

Do you collect mobile phones one by one?

But the problem is…………

Even if I ask you to put away your phone, (cdej) you won’t be able to find anything!

Just kidding, the first lesson you have to learn as an artist is not to leave any excuses to anyone!

Even if we usually search for something or talk about something.

But they have all been deleted long ago.

Who are you checking?

How do you check?

It feels a bit weak...

When the second action surfaced.

The artists' mood suddenly began to brighten.

Because in their opinion, the two measures seemed not as terrible as imagined.

The first item is of little use!

The second item is too difficult to operate!

That's good!

Hope Lu Ze can keep it up!

Let’s just say, how could he investigate such a thing so easily?

"The third action…………..…"

Lu Ze paused slightly, then smiled and spoke.

"Check purchase history!"

The voice fell, and the explanation of the entry appeared at the same time——

[Check purchase records: Check the purchase records of special supplies or tools from Taobao, Jindong and other websites!]

Again, this one is not very lethal!

Just kidding, so what if I bought it, the records would have been deleted long ago.

What?

You said let the website provide it.

This is really a bit of a fantasy.

These websites also require food!

It’s impossible for him to sell out all consumers just to cooperate with the authorities, right?

Then it’s not far from bankruptcy!

Officially, one’s hands and eyes can reach the sky, but that has its limits!

The screen behind him gradually dimmed.

Artists originally

The straight body finally relaxed.

The expected horrific situation did not appear.

In any case, you can survive for a while.

Outside the screen, the audience who had listened to the whole process had strange expressions.

All kinds of comments popped up on the screen like mushrooms after rain.

[To be honest, I'm a little disappointed. Although these "three checks" sound quite similar, it seems that the operation is not that difficult!]

[To be honest, the host’s design is not up to par. With his routine, there must be an even more explosive way!】

[Good guy, the tone was so high before, it was the best in Kyushu, and it made history! I was so excited. The result is that it starts high and goes low...1

Sounds like this filled the screen.

It seems that everyone's feelings are the same.

This round is not interesting enough, not exciting enough, not exciting enough!

Time passes little by little.

After completing the announcement, Lu Ze did not continue speaking, as if he was waiting for everyone to discuss.

Finally, when the clock struck nine o'clock in the night.

He finally moved!

"Reba!"

Lu Ze held the microphone and walked up to Reba.

"What do you think of the three actions I just proposed?"

Hearing Lu Ze speak, the artists stopped talking and turned their attention to the stage again.

Reba was a little caught off guard and thought to herself, "Why are you asking me? I don't understand these things."

But she couldn't help but answer. After all, even if she fell down again, she would think that the person in front of her was not easy to mess with.

If he really loses his face, he will be eaten alive.

So, she began to frown and think.

After a long while, Reba finally raised his head and put his lips close to the microphone.

"I...I don't think so.

???

Everyone was shocked.

Do you dare to say that?

Can this be said in person?

Yes, although we don’t think it’s possible from the bottom of our hearts.

But there’s no need to say this kind of thing, right?

Speaking out hurts Lu Ze's self-esteem and face. What should I do if this person starts to get angry?

Confused, Reba!

You are so confused!

There was a lot of heartache in the audience.

Lu Ze was stunned for a moment, his expression a bit astonished.

Obviously, he probably didn't expect that Reba would be so brave and directly deny his design openly.

"You think it's not possible? Then tell me, what's wrong with it?"

"This...I can't tell."

"Since I can't give you a reason, why do you think it's not possible? It's very strange!"

“You’ll know just by looking at everyone’s condition!”

Reba raised her hand and pointed toward the audience area.

“During the previous tax inspection, everyone was very nervous. When I sat in the crowd, I almost felt suffocated.

"But just now when you announced the ward rounds to check for sensitive words, everyone was actually quite relaxed."

"So...I feel bad."

The stadium was silent.

They never expected that Reba would answer Lu Ze's question like this.

Judging by our status?

Sister, you are an artist in domestic entertainment and a grasshopper in our line!

Looking at your remarks, why do you feel like you are Lu Ze’s bastard?

So what do you mean?

We are in good condition, let Lu Ze work harder and do some exciting things, right?

A deep sense of powerlessness pervaded everyone's hearts.

Lu Ze is happy!

He held the microphone and shook his shoulders a few times, his tone full of teasing.

"Interesting! Judging by the status! It seems that there are still people who understand the internal entertainment!"

To summarize, what you mean is that the three times I just did were not powerful enough, the method was not powerful enough, and the effect was not explosive enough, right?"

Reba tilted her head and thought for a few seconds, then nodded slightly.

"Tsk tsk tsk!"

Lu Ze shook his head and slowly left Reba's side.

"To be honest, I'm quite frustrated!"

"To be despised by a little girl!"

"How can this be possible?"

Lu Ze pouted.

"Just like you entertainers in the entertainment industry like to set up a character, my character has just been set up in the past few days, but the result is that it will collapse!"

"I don't want to, and neither do the audience!"

"Then there's nothing we can do..."

He smiled and spread his hands in the air.

"In order to maintain my character, I can only rely on everyone's ideas...

"I've got some exciting stuff for you!"

In the hearty voice, Lu Ze turned around.

He pointed into the dark space.

In mid-air, a strong beam of light suddenly shot down.

Hover over the connection between the backstage and the stage.

The sudden accident made the artists suddenly look solemn.

They immediately stopped taking chances and cast moonlight on the stage.

Lu Ze, on the other hand, stared at the beam of light for a long time.

Then, for a second, everyone's breath almost stopped.

Speak proudly.

"Come on, put on the props!"