The Post-00S Variety Show Director Gave Reba A Urine Test At The Beginning

no Zuo no Die!

The artists who were sitting on the seats in astonishment finally understood the meaning of this sentence.

In fact, it’s not Reba’s fault.

The main reason is that I am too relaxed and don't know how to pretend.

That’s why Lu Ze found the reason to increase the intensity and arrange hard work!

This was what everyone was thinking after Lu Ze finished the conversation with Reba and said that he wanted to make the process more exciting.

However!

When Lu Ze turned back, pointed at the strange beam of light, and shouted the words "Get the props".

Some ideas change instantly!

Use props?

Have props?

He actually prepared props in advance?

Doesn't that mean that the work in his hands...

Isn’t it just the previous “three checks”?

Isn’t the idea of ​​increasing efforts a temporary one?

Depend on!

I was fucking fooled again!!!

The artists looked at each other with pitiful and sad expressions in their eyes.

They suddenly felt like they were monkeys locked up in a zoo, the kind that people can visit for free.

Unknowingly, he was trained by Lu Ze into his own shape...

This time!

The real tension finally hits all-pervasively!

Lu Ze has a backup plan!

This is fucking scary information that is scarier than a ghost story!

Moreover, since he has the confidence to lay the groundwork for so long in advance, he can build momentum for this back-up move.

That proves that what I face next may really be an "unheard of and unseen" weird experience!

I want to jump off the building…………

If that doesn't work, you can just jump over the wall from the stadium and fall to your death.

Despair grew from my heart like a vine.

Pay attention to the process of gazing.

The beam of light that stayed in the passage behind the stage finally started to move!

It moved forward inch by inch.

Along with it, something slowly appeared in front of everyone's sight.

Or……………

Are they different?

They were all covered with black cloth, and they could only be roughly judged from their appearance.

The object on the left looks to be at least three meters high and about two meters wide.

FIES.....

It's like, a container!

The one on the right is much smaller in comparison.

The height is only one meter, and the whole body is full of edges and corners.

The beam moves in inch by inch.

Two objects were shrouded and moved towards the left side of the stage.

What the fuck………………

what is it?

The artists watched the whole process in stunned silence, wondering in their hearts what the props in Lukou's mouth were.

But helpless, with their limited understanding and experience.

He couldn't even guess it, let alone get a glimpse of the whole picture!

Just like that, a full five minutes passed.

The beam of light finally disappeared.

Two objects, one large and one small, also merged silently into the darkness at the edge of the stage.

Like a deep mystery, it strikes in everyone's hearts one after another.

"Okay, the props are here!"

"I hope my character... can be temporarily saved because of their appearance!"

"I spend much more time designing these two things than other aspects!"

"After all... they are the main force of today's program, and they are also the things that can convince many tough-talking people."

"Of course you can't be perfunctory!"

With the progression of Lu Ze's voice, the artists began to get excited again.

Having said so much, I just want to express how awesome these two props are?

Then you should show it off!

Hidden in a dark corner and ready to whet our appetite?

Many people, seeing Lu Ze's attitude, had begun to curse in their hearts.

And it turns out.

Lu Ze really whetted their appetite!

and!

It's not just as simple as whetting your appetite.

After all, the results will eventually be announced after the excitement is over.

But Lu Ze's comparison was just a simple and casual description of how awesome the two props he personally developed were.

Immediately afterwards, it was as if the incident had been completely forgotten.

It was never mentioned again.

This time, people couldn't stand it anymore.

THE.........

Did what I just said in my mind sound too loud?

Brother, I was just talking about it for fun.

Can you please stop doing it?

Tell us what these two props are and what they are used for.

Let us die early and be born early, okay?

A

Of course it’s not good!

Just kidding, the main focus of this variety show is psychological torture.

With such a good opportunity, how the hell could I let it go?

This is the true voice of Lu Ze!

At this moment, after completing this small episode, he turned his attention to Reba again.

"Now, are you satisfied?"

Reba lowered his head, wringing his fingers helplessly.

She discovered…………

It seemed like I was in trouble.

It seemed that there was something wrong with what he said before, which aroused the perverted desire to win in the man next to him.

"I...I think it's okay!"

Reba, knowing that he couldn't say any more, nodded slightly.

She also wanted to quickly end this torture that was directly related to her.

But Lu Ze......

It seems that there is no intention of letting her step down.

After hearing her answer, he gently pulled the corner of his mouth and took the phone back.

"Is this satisfactory? How can it be done?"

"Well, don't rush down there yet. You can help me fight later or something!"

"During the process, we were discussing how to continue to increase the intensity. As a bystander, you can assist me in my judgment!"

After Lu Ze finished speaking, Reba's mind was filled with questions.

How do you feel………………

Does it seem like you are really in trouble?

Let me help this devil?

Will there be 20,000 to 30,000 colleagues present and let me walk out of the stadium tonight?

Isn’t this helping the tyrants to do evil?

She cried sadly, and although she was unwilling to do so, she still stepped aside aggrievedly.

Yes, helping others do evil may indeed be looked down upon by peers.

But she also knew that if she refused now.

With the perverted and terrifying tactics of the man next to me, I guess it would be difficult for me to step down!

What else can we do?

You can only choose to keep yourself safe for now!

The atmosphere returned to silence.

The refreshing breath of the night began to spread throughout my body.

Lu Ze looked around the audience and raised the microphone again.

The deep voice was like a sharp blade, slowly stabbing out.

Very simple and very light.

But with boundless power.

"I announce that in five minutes, the first type of behavioral inspection regarding [sleep or not] will officially begin!"

"Before that, let me first..."

"Read something!"

The artists were stunned and suddenly felt their scalps starting to feel numb.

Some memories that were not yet dead came alive in an instant and began to attack them crazily.

Read something again??

If I remember correctly.

After the first two programs ended, it was because Lu Ze read out an official document prohibiting leaving the country and asking artists to cooperate.

That’s why they all sat here!

Now, he still wants to read it?

Another official document?

Another nightmare?

A severe feeling of panic surged through my heart.

In the thick atmosphere of tension, many people found themselves out of breath.

"This time, it's not an official document!"

Lu Ze said with a smile and took out a piece of paper from his trouser pocket.

"It's an exemption decision!"

Um???

What is this?

They were originally extremely nervous, but their minds became confused.

I can't understand the new thing Lu Ze said.

"Jiuzhou Cultural and Publicity Department's decision to exempt the broadcaster of the program "Do You Dare Come?"

Lu Ze didn't give them much time to think and just started reading.

It was also at this moment that many people with keen minds suddenly discovered a problem.

This time Lu Ze read out something.

The official organization that formulated it has upgraded its level!

It jumped directly from the previous industry management department of the Culture and Communication Bureau to the ideological department of the Cultural and Propaganda Department.

Here.…………

The article is a bit big!

What does this mean?

This program hosted by Representative Lu Ze is constantly receiving attention and support from high-level units and leaders.

It means that if Lu Ze wants to mess with them now, it will become easier than before.

"Recently, the variety show "Do You Dare Come?" has set off a wave of ratings frenzy across the country!"

"Because of its realistic program design that meets the needs of the masses, and its precise measures for industry management and rectification, it has been highly praised by the industry and outside, and has been widely welcomed by the audience!"

"Because there may be some situations during the recording process that are not in line with ordinary people's understanding. After communicating with the program, we believe..."

"Various forms of exploration and innovation should be encouraged, and an unabashed public opinion program should be presented to the audience!"

"Based on this, the Culture and Publicity Department has decided to make a disclaimer for the preliminary and subsequent filming of the "Do You Dare Come?" program team."

"As long as it is within the framework permitted by laws and regulations, shooting and broadcasting are supported!"

A faint voice echoed throughout the venue through the microphone.

The artist's ability to manage expressions completely collapsed during the process of Lu Ze's disclaimer.

Where is the disclaimer?

This is obviously......

It’s a death-free gold medal!

It was a sharp arrow shot at them!

In the past, they could still think about it freely.

If Lu Ze's methods are too perverted, extreme, bloody and cruel.

Higher-level officials may take action.

Now, this childish idea will naturally disappear!

In the audience, almost all of them were faces that were serious enough to make water drip.

Yes, in this situation.

Who could have any other thoughts to make other expressions?

One foot is already in the grave.

It’s pretty good if it doesn’t make you pee!

The scene was extremely quiet.

After reading the date on the manuscript, Lu Ze stuffed the paper back with a smile.

Following the wind, Ruoyouruowu said something that made the artists laugh...

"This thing is so good, I can finally do something big!"

.........!

If you want to do it, do it!

Why say it?

Killing is heartbreaking, right???

moonlight,

Crystal clear.

A few cicadas that are unique to summer nights.

Lu Ze took two steps to the front of the stage.

Finally started after completing all the preliminary preparations………………

wonderful perfomance!

"Have you been waiting for a long time? I know you must have been waiting for a long time!"

"But since it's taken so long to come here, it won't be short of a minute or two!"

"Before we officially start our inspection, there is something I want to explain to you first."

"Lest you become mentally ill or something like that later, it's really not worth the gain!"

Lu Ze walked and talked, and the artists frowned and listened.

"I know that from the beginning when I announced that I would check these behaviors of cross-sharing, you all didn't care!"

"I think this thing is private, and it is difficult for anyone to get evidence!"

"It feels like I have to check the room, check sensitive words, check purchase records, etc. It's just a fantasy."

"You are not stupid, how can you keep evidence of doing bad things, right?"

"I know you all think so!"

Lu Ze smiled and shrugged.

"I can understand it, but I can't understand it!"

"Do you know why?"

He asked a question, but there was silence.

Just kidding, who the hell dares to respond at this time.

Aren’t you looking for shit?

"Because...you have once again misjudged my ability!"

"This is incredible to me!"

"Is it really because I was too gentle in the past few issues that made everyone think I was easy to talk to?"

"To be honest, your performance today even made me doubt myself!"

"But that's okay!"

Lu Ze stretched out his body with a calm expression, as if he was chatting with the aunt at the entrance of the village!

"Next, I will prove myself!"

"11]......"

"Do you really think that I want to use conventional means to check rooms, check sensitive words, and check purchase records?"

"If you think this way, it can only be said... you really lack awe for the unknown world!"

Lu Ze raised his hand and made a crisp snap of his fingers in mid-air!

The next second, the big screen that was silent behind him suddenly lit up!

What appears above is an “ordinary” QR code interface!

"I wonder if you recognize this picture?"

QR code?

The artists looked at the screen and were stunned for a moment.

After carefully identifying it for a while, a "Boom!" suddenly sounded in my head!

this…………………

Isn't this the QR code that the officials force you to scan to register your information when you enter the stadium in the afternoon?

There are also small words on it that say "Please be sure to scan the QR code to register"!

what's the situation?

Why did Lu Ze suddenly release this thing? What did he want to explain?

"I believe everyone has recognized it, right? It's the QR code you use to scan and register information!"

"But what it does..."

"Is it really just for registering information?"

"Haha! If you think so, I can only say 0.9 that you are simply too naive!"

"Registration information? It doesn't take a minute for me, an industry manager, to get your information? I still need to go through a lot of effort to register!"

"Tell you the truth!"

Lu Ze grinned with a meaningful expression.

"There is only one purpose for doing this, and that is to hack into your mobile phones and obtain your information!"

"Here... we are going to introduce our second software specially designed for the show!"

"Co-developed by the program team and Seagate Software————"

"[Electronic product identification and extraction system]!"

"I won't introduce its functions in detail, but you will know it later!"

"Huh?"

At this point, Lu Ze suddenly paused, leaned forward, and frowned slightly.

"Those in the front row, what do you think?"

"Oh, I know! You think it's unfair that I used software to hack into your mobile phones, and you think the method is too dirty, right?"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk! This is really weird! You are only allowed to do dirty things and I am not allowed to use dirty tricks, right?"

"Who gave you this bad habit? How can there be such a truth in the world?"

Lu Ze disdainfully said a word and turned to look backstage.

With a low and lethal tone, he announced the final arrival of the nightmare!

"Backstage, count down for five seconds, and then start [checking sensitive words]!"

"I'll just give you this in advance. The size of our sensitive thesaurus is so large that you can't even imagine it!"

“No matter how much you play, the messages you send, or the taste of your voice, we can check and detect it for you!”

"So a friendly reminder..."

"Teenagers under the age of 18 are not allowed to watch this program! Unmarried people over the age of 18 are asked to watch with their parents!"

"If you have a boyfriend or girlfriend or are married, please take a shower and get ready before going to bed before reading!"

"No more nonsense!"

"Countdown begins"