The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

November 18th.

In the dormitory, Cheng Yi laid out all the express packages he had received and placed them all over the floor. It was roughly estimated that there were more than two hundred.

Cheng Yi spread a yoga mat on the ground, set up the camera, and started shooting a video of unboxing fans' gifts.

"Hello everyone, I am Cheng Yi, the up owner who strives to bring happiness to everyone!"

After finishing his classic opening remarks, he introduced the content of this video:

"This is a fan birthday gift unboxing video. First of all, thank you very much for your enthusiastic participation. I am very happy to receive your gifts.

Originally I thought there weren't so many (laughs), but I didn't expect everyone to be so enthusiastic. I couldn't even fit it in my own wardrobe, so my roommate A Feng took the initiative to donate his own wardrobe (laughs).

By the way, the viewer who sent me a gift, after watching this video, please contact me and send a screenshot of your purchase record and payment, and I will reimburse you one by one.

Okay, without further ado, let’s start opening the gifts.

To be honest, I don’t know what everyone has sent me, but I’m still looking forward to it!”

"First."

Cheng Yi casually took an express box and opened it. He now felt like opening a blind box.

I really want to know what gifts his weird fans will give him.

After opening it, I found a yellow duck pillow, which felt great and very soft.

There is also a greeting card inside, but the words on it...

Brother Cheng Yi, happy to have you!

What the hell!

Cheng Yi had black lines all over his head, his mouth twitched, and he looked at the camera, speechless:

"The pillow is very cute, but your greeting card, am I happy to give birth to you!? You have a big problem! Don't let me catch you! If I catch you, I will... I will thank you! I scared you, you are my fan

, how can I bear to hit you? Remember not to make typos next time."

"Next is the second one."

The second box is square, about the size of a basketball.

"This should be a box of snacks, right?" Cheng Yi guessed. After opening it, it turned out to be true, "Okay, it is indeed a box of snacks, and it contains Shaqima, which I like very much."

As he spoke, he opened the package, ate one, gave a thumbs up to the camera, and said, "It's very delicious, thank you!"

"Then let's start dismantling the third one."

"Oh, this box is so big, it can almost fit a TV into it, but it's relatively light to hold. I guess it's a larger doll?"

"There is a layer of raffia inside, and the packaging is quite exquisite. Emmm, it's another layer of raffia, and it's still raffia. I already feel bad. Okay, audience gentlemen, I've been fooled.

It’s full of raffia, wait, there’s a greeting card.”

Cheng Yi started reading:

"Lord Up, I have a poem for you.

There are many delays on the road to success,

Anecdotes are lost and become useless.

How can a white-headed boy be worthy of a young man?

Infatuated and wrong, your life will be ruined."

"Cheng...Cheng Yi idiot!"

"..." Cheng Yi stared straight at the camera with a look that wanted to kill someone.

These dog fans are so good at keeping things together.

"The next one is another pillow, the little white rabbit pillow. Okay, I have two pillows."

"This is a black peaked cap! Oh~ everyone knows by looking at my hair. This is what I need most. Thank you, grandpa, the audience."

"...White Rabbit Milk Candy, my favorite candy, this little cutie understands me so well, I love you..."

"...little tiger pillow..."

"...Cat ears headwear..."

"... Doraemon doll, I met a kindred spirit. It is no exaggeration to say that I, Cheng Yi, have watched all the Doraemon movies! This little cutie, I have time to battle Doraemon.

Knowledge! Anyway, thank you for your gift..."

"...Is this a packet of pig milk powder? I've heard of camel milk, cow's milk, goat's milk, and mare's milk, but I haven't heard of pig milk. It smells quite fragrant. I'll soak the packet to try it later."

After brewing, Cheng Yi took a sip and smacked his lips:

"To be honest, this tastes a bit astringent and not very tasty. It tastes weird. If you taste it carefully, it still has a bit of fishy taste. Did you brew it wrong?"

Cheng Yi glanced at the product description, and then couldn't take his eyes away:

"This product complies with feed hygiene standards? It is suitable for newly born weak piglets..."

Cheng Yi:(?⊿?)?

Damn, is this fan a human?

Okay, now I'm a pig!

He had already thought that when the video was released, the screen would be full of hahahaha.

"Wait a minute, I'm going to vomit for a while."

He left a word in front of the camera, turned around and rushed into the toilet.

"vomit……"

"Grandpas in the audience, I'm back, continue, this is, ugh, let me slow down..."

"...This is a painting, my painting, wait a minute, it's a bit showy!"

This is a 30cm × 50cm watercolor painting. The content of the painting is the scene of Cheng Yi playing the guitar with his legs crossed on the playground that day.

The young man in the painting is like an immortal who has descended to earth, he is rich and handsome, and his passionate eyes are like stars, shining with warmth and light.

There is also a line below:

Happy birthday, forever young!

——November 10, 2016.

Cheng Yi was very touched: "Thank you, I didn't expect that there is such a fairy among my fans. I feel that the painting is much more handsome than me. And this is the first portrait I have received in my life. I will definitely keep it well."

Yes, love you!"

Cheng Yi solemnly put the painting aside and continued to unpack it.

"Oh, it's a pen, wait! I've already thought of its use..."

Speaking of this, Cheng Yi suddenly remembered a joke:

It is said that a man was walking on the road, and suddenly a girl stopped him and handed him a flyer. It was a normal start. Most people either don't accept it or accept it. There are only two choices.

But this man is obviously an obtuse person.

He took out a pen from his pocket, scrawled his signature on the flyer, and stuffed the girl's phone back.

Then he held his head high and walked away gracefully, leaving the girl alone and disheveled in the wind. She looked at the flyer in her hand and then at the man's back, with a confused look on her face.

This joke is quite funny. When Cheng Yi saw it for the first time, he couldn't stop laughing.

Especially the young lady’s dumbfounded, cute and confused look makes people laugh out loud.

Cheng Yi thought that he could film this paragraph and insert it into the review video of this issue, so that this video would not appear too monotonous.

It's possible, but it's better to unbox all the gifts first, and then retake the photo.

"...Xiaomi wireless earphones..."

"...Li Ning T-shirt..."

"...This, can this be sent?"

After Cheng Yi opened another express delivery, he looked at the black lace sexy lingerie and didn't know what to say. The most outrageous thing was that it was open crotch!!!

That’s outrageous!

If you want me to dress in women's clothing, there's no way. It's impossible to dress in women's clothing. It's impossible to dress in women's clothing in this life.

However, Cheng Yi thought that this was also an opportunity.

His current girlfriend has a lot of fans, and he often pulls other up owners. This is a very bad phenomenon. It will damage his reputation among passers-by, affect his connections in the circle, and create some unnecessary enemies.

Moreover, he doesn't need crazy fans. Only the young freshmen who have no strength and harvest the fan economy need crazy fans. He relies on strength and values ​​​​passers-by.

It's time to stimulate them, expose their fantasies, and wash away their fantasies.

After thinking about this section, Cheng Yi said to the camera:

"I guess the barrage now is asking for me to wear women's clothing!

But, have you ever thought about another possibility? Although I don’t have a girlfriend yet, I expect to have one in the next year or two. I can’t wear it, but my girlfriend can. Thank you, this little cutie, for giving it to me.

It’s a gift from my girlfriend, just to express my gratitude to you.”

As he spoke, he made a heart gesture to the camera.

This gift is like Pandora's box, and the style of the subsequent gifts begins to change.

Maid outfit! Sailor suit! Damn water!

Good guy, netizens this time are so perverted, they all want to see him dressed as women.

But they all underestimate Cheng Yi. Do you think he will be embarrassed?

No!

He wants to increase the intensity! More!

These are the treasures at the bottom of the box.

What is this called?

This is called allowing fans to participate.

/Thumbs up!

Continuing to unpack, Cheng Yi opened another express delivery, but he was stunned when he saw what was inside.