The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

"Hello everyone, I am Cheng Yi, the up owner who strives to bring happiness to everyone. Today I came to the icup19 comic exhibition site and randomly arrested passers-by for persecution."

"I see a very good-looking cosplayer, come with me."

Cheng Yi went straight to the young lady, and Cheng Guanxi quickly followed with the camera in hand.

"Hello, can I do an interview?"

The young lady Cheng Yi was eyeing was pretty good-looking.

Her hair was wrapped into two small balls with two red cloths, a red lo-girl skirt was dazzling, and the white silk tightly stretched her plump thighs.

Although I don’t know what she is cosplaying, but look at the squeezing feeling of these meaty legs, this dazzling absolute realm, does it matter what she is cosplaying?

Fundamental! Essential! Not! Important! Important!

"Hey! Hey! Hey!", the lady in the red dress pointed at Cheng Yi and shouted, "I know you, I'm your fan!"

Cheng Yi looked at the camera and said, "Did you see that I also have female fans?"

However, her next words made Cheng Yi break his guard: "What is your name?"

Cheng Yi's face darkened and he tilted his head to look at her: Aba Aba?

"Let me think about it..." The young lady in the red dress frowned, "Ah, by the way, is your name Cheng Tie?"

"My name is not Chengtie, my name is Airplane!"

The young lady in the red dress bowed respectfully to Cheng Yi: "Sumi Marcain, hello, Mr. Airplane."

Cheng Yi: "Do your family members know that you are so naughty? Without further ado, let me ask you a few questions."

The lady in the red dress put on a serious expression: "Ask me!"

"Which of the 26 letters is the stupidest?"

"emmm...", the young lady frowned and fell into deep thought, "b?"

"It's u."

The young lady reacted instantly: ￣へ￣

"Let me ask you one more question, if I become the sun, what does it mean if I remove Cheng and Yang?"

"Am I too old?"

"You got it right, you're a pervert!"

"Ahhhh!", the young lady jumped anxiously, "I don't want to accept it, come again!"

"What is worn on the head is called a hood, what is worn on the hands is called a glove, and what is worn on the feet is called?"

The girl in the red dress suddenly had an idea: "Toe gloves?"

"Shouldn't it be socks?"

"Ah this..."

After finishing the routine, Cheng Yi was about to leave when the young lady shouted: "You haven't told me your name yet!"

Cheng Yi: "You fake fan!"

After telling her his name, Cheng Yi took Cheng Guanxi to persecute others.

This time the cosplayer Cheng Yi met, Hatsune Miku, wearing the iconic blue color, extremely eye-catching

"Ahhhhh, Brother Chengzi!"

"Hello!"

"Ah ah ah, mom, I finally saw a live orange."

Little Hatsune looked to be only thirteen or fourteen years old. She was jumping up and down, and her eyes were filled with excitement.

"Brother Cheng Yi, can I hug you?"

Cheng Yi bent down and gave her a hug.

"Little sister, I have a few questions to ask you, okay?"

Little Hatsune was a little excited: "Okay, okay!"

“What’s between one and three?”

"Yes and!"

Cheng Yi:(?⊿?)?

Something is wrong!

"Say Snow White three times."

"Snow White Snow White Snow White!"

"How many dwarfs are there in Cinderella?"

"There are no dwarfs in Cinderella!"

Cheng Yi:??

Little Hatsune: "Hey, brother Cheng Yi, am I smart?"

"last question!"

Little Hatsune jumped up and down, the twin ponytails on her head flying up and down: "Bring the horses over here!"

"If the real numbers x and y satisfy x2y2≤1, then what is the minimum value of |2xy﹣2||6﹣x﹣3y|?"

Little Hatsune:???

"Ask again, how to prove that any integer greater than 2 can be written as the sum of three prime numbers."

Little Hatsune:???

While she was in a state of panic, Cheng Yi immediately ran away and said to the camera:

"This little girl is so terrible. Today we must let her see the dangers of society."

Next, Cheng Yi saw a girl about 1.8 meters tall in the crowd, wearing a purple skirt, with long hair like a waterfall, and her back was mesmerizing.

Cheng Yi walked up and said: "Hello, I am Cheng Yi, the up owner of station x."

"I know you." He turned his head and replied with a rich voice.

I was so scared that Cheng Yi took half a step back and looked him up and down: "Are you a cross-dresser?"

He smiled shyly.

Cheng Yi went directly to the topic: "Hello, I'm shooting a video now. Can I check your x station favorites?"

"Ah, can this be checked?"

"Ah, isn't this something that can't be checked?"

"Qiaodou sack!" The cross-dressing boss avoided Cheng Yi's camera, took out his mobile phone, looked through it secretly, and waved his hand quickly:

"I can't show it to you, you have too many fans!"

"Hey, you don't have any clutter in your favorites, do you? Can't you afford it?"

The cross-dressing boss made a request: "Sign your name and I will show it to you!"

Cheng Yi immediately took out a pen from somewhere:

"Where to sign?"

Damn it, why do you carry a pen with you?

"..." The cross-dressing man was startled for a moment, then he took out a notebook, turned to one of the pages, and said, "Here."

Cheng Yi signed his name and then motioned for Cheng Guanxi to focus the camera on his mobile phone.

"Study material collection? Judging from the name, it doesn't contain any good stuff. Sure enough, as I expected, it's all black stockings and legs."

The cross-dressing boss explained: "It's really just learning materials. I learn how to dress myself."

Cheng Yi took a look at his shapely and straight legs with black stockings...

Why is tmd suddenly so reasonable?

"What's going on with this house dance? There are also biting birds and Xin Xiaomeng! You can't explain this!"

"This is also a study material. If you don't believe me, I'll show it to you!"

Cheng Yi was speechless for a while looking at the timid crossdresser with his skirt flying in front of the camera.

"This, this, there's a big problem with "4 Ways to Quit Craft Work Easily", am I caught?"

"This..." the cross-dressing boss said hesitantly, "I collected this for my friend! Really!"

Cheng Yi talked to the camera and talked about science: "Generally, people say that I have a friend. Don't doubt it. He said it was himself. This classic link is called making friends out of thin air!"

Looking through it again, Cheng Yi found that he also followed Zhou Hengfeng.

Cheng Yi thoughtfully helped him click unfollow:

"Don't pay attention to anchors with negative energy like this! Pay more attention to anchors with positive energy like me."

"Positive anchor, I don't believe it, let me see what's in my favorites."

"Look!" Cheng Yi Zhengyi handed it over calmly.

The women's clothing boss clicked on it and took a look: "The best oral English class in YouTube, intensive lectures on advanced mathematics, three hours to help you not fail the management class..."

He was stunned.

"I have already said that I am a positive up owner. There are not many up owners like me who love to learn at x site!"

I'm just kidding, I'm sure I've left out everything, why don't I make preparations before coming?

After bidding farewell to the cross-dressing boss, Cheng Yi stopped a few coaers and tortured them randomly.

Only when the filming is almost complete and the material is enough, Cheng Yi will stop.

Cheng Yi was about to end his trip to the comic exhibition when he suddenly saw a group of male photographers carrying long guns and cannons in front of him. They were either standing, squatting on the ground, slapping their faces, or leaning against the ground, surrounding

A girl in the center.

When I took a closer look, I saw a female figure wearing a Spider-Man tights sitting on the ground, with her mouth open and making seductive movements, with her head bulged and her back tilted, showing a lot of emotion.

Bah! Obscene!

The social atmosphere has been corrupted by people like this. Cheng Yi opened his eyes wide and tried to find a few more points worthy of criticism from her.

Coincidentally, the female Spider-Man turned her head at this time, and when she saw her face, Cheng Yi whispered:

I am a super, dog-headed girl!