The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Fortunately, the clown cat was not seriously injured and his eyes could be saved. It was just ordinary conjunctivitis.

But it will have to stay in the pet hospital for ten days and a half.

"Have you finished filming?" Cheng Yi asked Cheng Guanxi.

"Boss, the photo is ready."

Cheng Guanxi pulled up the video and showed it to Cheng Yi.

"Well, from now on, you have to come here every day to record its physical recovery."

Although Cheng Guanxi is dull and not good at words, he never asks why and has strong execution ability. Although he doesn't understand why his boss asks for it, he just does it and gets it done.

The materials Cheng Yi asked Cheng Guanxi to shoot were to prepare for the first video of "Clown Cat"'s debut.

Record its whole process from near death to jumping and playing in the sun, and explain its legendary story by the way, which will bring tears to the whole Internet.

"Do a good job!" Cheng Yi patted Cheng Guanxi on the shoulder, "If you do this well, I will give you a salary increase."

Cheng Guanxi drives a car, takes photos, works as a part-time assistant, and does odd jobs. He can be called the most powerful tool man.

At the same time, as Cheng Yi's close minister of the emperor, his salary really had to widen the gap with others.

Cheng Guanxi's face turned red with joy and he kept thanking him.

"You deserve this. Let's drive and let's go to the next pet store."

Next, Cheng Yi bought five cats from several other pet stores.

A black cat, its whole body as black and shiny as silk, without a single stray hair.

A tabby cat, with only one of its two front paws having patterns, it can be called a giant with flowery arms.

A logical cat, ah, it’s a Siamese cat. One characteristic of Siamese cats is that the hair on their bodies changes with the temperature. The colder the weather, the darker the fur. In spring, it’s like Snow White.

It turns into black briquettes in winter, and this change is irreversible, so the color is the lightest when it is young. The one Cheng Yi bought is still in its juvenile state, with only the nose, ears, and claws being a little darker, and other parts

No different than a white cat.

An Abyssinian cat, brown. When Cheng Yi first saw it, he realized that this cat was unusual. His eyes revealed a perseverance, as if he could enlist in the army at any time. He classified it as a cute pet.

I feel sorry for it.

An orange cat looks quite cute now, with a girlish look on it, but Cheng Yi has already foreseen its fate.

As a result, all eight cats have been selected, with different breeds and different personalities.

There is always one that netizens like.

Huh? You don’t like cats?

You always like the cat owner, right?

In this wave, Cheng Yi plotted against netizens.

Next, Cheng Yi assigned Yan Jiaoni the key points of her work.

The first is to use the camera to record the growth process and interesting things in life of each cat.

The second is to discover each cat’s personality traits, hobbies, and preferences, and create a cat design for each cat.

The third is to observe the relationship between cats, such as which cat is at odds with which cat, and which cat sticks with which cat every day. This will be convenient for making videos in the future, telling stories, and organizing CPs.

After sending the cat back to Coffeeland Cafe, Yan Jiaoni had everything ready.

She has already invested 40,000 to 50,000 yuan in the early stage of this business.

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If Cheng Yi were asked to chronicle the Internet's rustic flavor, he would take 17 years as a dividing line.

17 years ago, three eras of Internet celebrities with earthy tastes on their chopsticks coexisted.

1. The era of ruthless living

This is the most barbaric era for chopstick hands, gathering the first generation of ruthless people to play with the Internet.

Among them, Brother Dao, Brother Tiger, Xiao Liang, Donald Duck, and Captain Shamate are the representative characters.

Relying on a series of unlimited behaviors such as playing pranks and self-mutilation to gain attention, consume traffic, and create hype.

A famous ruthless person is biting a lighter and being afraid of drinking dd.

When it comes to drinking cinnamon, drink more. Brother Dao once said a golden saying: take out the crotch with a needle, scald it with boiling water, and then pour in some ice tea and drip it.

Later, it became, "Fake drops are all iced black tea".

Speaking of harsh jobs, there are also a series of inhumane activities such as licking puppies, leaking cows, jumping through ice holes, eating big juicy bugs, drinking beer from water pipes, eating lighted candles, eating raw potatoes with electric drills, and blowing heads off motor oil barrels. the behavior of.

As well as the classic "offline date" handed down from generation to generation, it created "Dongbai Past Series" with a score of 9.9 on Douban. The famous lines are:

I can't come. I don't have the juice to drink. Don't go there because there are so many people. The apprentice is my apprentice.

Later, with chopsticks cleaning the Internet, the era of hard work came to an end, the leading figures of hard work were banned, and the entire network became homeless.

The wind blew through Shenyang Street, which was no longer noisy. The place where Xiaoliang did his back somersault was now full of weeds.

Brother Dao became the only survivor of the ruthless era. In order to pass on the spirit of ruthlessness, he decided to join station x, transform into a two-dimensional Dao Jiang and become an idol.

Second, the era of shouting wheat.

The representative character Tian Zuo’s song about drinking and getting drunk became popular all over the internet.

But the fate of the Shoumai era was the same as that of the Henhuo era: those who were banned were banned, and those who were withdrawn from the Internet were withdrawn.

Three, the era of earthy drama

Representative Sanda brother, Erma.

The earth-flavored plot has always been popular. From the establishment of Chopsticks Hands to the rebirth of Cheng Yi, it was the mainstream of Chopsticks Hands.

Famous scenes include: dousing with mineral water and shouting in public.

Entering 2017, the era of earthy flavor 2.0 has begun.

In the 2.0 era, the earthy taste of chopsticks began to spread to the entire network.

And the core figure among them, the promoter of the 2.0 era, is you, King Dihan.

His jingle and devilish smile brought the entire earthy flavor series into the attention of the entire Internet and became a hit.

"If the sword is not sharp and the horse is too thin, how can you fight with me? The colorful world is charming, but if you don't have the strength, don't show off!"

"Tie Zi, remember the four big characters, you are so stupid!"

In the 2.0 era, there are two popular figures. One is Little Agiao, who quickly became famous with his stream-of-consciousness line "Give me some giaogiao" and three consecutive kisses at the end of the video.

He is the founder of the Internet's aesthetic appreciation of ugliness and novelty.

The second one is the founder of Social Shake, Paipai Seven.

However, with the progress of the times, the social people led by Han Wang and the funny and mentally retarded types led by Xiao Giao have also become a thing of the past, silence of silence, and titles of titles.

Paipai Qi was even worse. He committed suicide in the live broadcast room after breaking up with his girlfriend due to conflicts, and his account was banned.

After that comes the 3.0 era and the 4.0 era.

Teacher Guo, Lili, Tieshanguao, Brother Yaoshui, have a peach.

One by one, the local flavor inheritors came online, and then one by one went offline.

But their personal destiny cannot affect the flow of the times.

As the Chinese Internet continues, the local flavor will never die.

Even in 2024, before Cheng Yi was reborn, the earthy flavor was still popular, but it just changed to a new situation.

And standing at the junction of 2016 and 2017.

Looking back, we can see that Internet celebrities from the Earthy 1.0 era are still active, including Tian Zuo, Dao Brother, Hu Brother, Shamat Group Leader, Sanda Brother, Demonic Demon and Monster, and all are in power.

Looking forward, Han Wang has not yet been born, little Giao is not popular yet, and Brother Yaoshui has not yet found a way out.

Standing on this important dividing line, Cheng Yi decided to launch Wu Xiangjiang and let him stand up and become the king of earthy flavor, letting the wind of positive energy blow and change the direction of earthy flavor.

ps: All the local characters and ruthless activities mentioned by the author above are taken with a critical attitude, please do not imitate them.