The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

The transformation of Wu Xiangjiang is from the bottom up. To be the king of earthy taste, you have to be different and unique in terms of dressing.

Beanie shoes, tight pants, and a little yellow hair are an earthy 1.0 look.

It’s time to lead a wave of earthy flavors.

As for the hairstyle, it must be dyed black and made into a classic pot head with the hair combed forward and separated from the scalp.

For outerwear, Cheng Yi chose a leopard print jacket and leopard print shorts for Wu Xiangjiang. For inner wear, he chose the earthy staple: Wangwang short sleeves.

She was wearing a pair of small black leather shoes, with her complete ankle exposed between her trouser legs and shoes.

Of course, a popular small leather bag in the night market is also indispensable. If you put it under your arm, the smell will be there immediately.

When it comes to dressing, the next step is walking posture and expression. The expression must be cool, worth 25,800,000, and arrogant.

When walking, you have to walk out of a tiger-like wind. When you walk out, it feels like you have pooped in your pants and walked with your legs crossed.

After all of this is done, you can officially shoot your first video.

In 2018, Chopstick Hands will carry out a clean-up operation, so Wu Xiangjiang must not take the ruthless route, nor can he follow the route of saying quotes from people in the society.

Under the iron fist of the ban, all living beings are equal.

To sum up, you can't play hard, be a social member, be ugly, and rely on swearing to be real won't last long.

So I can only play awkward and earthy skills, such as Sad Shake, Qinghai Shake, Flower Hands, Hand Artist, Silky Small Combination Moves, and Laser Rain.

As Wu Xiangjiang's debut work, Cheng Yi thought of a series: the "Light of the Righteous Path" series.

First of all, Zhengdao’s light series is not over the top and does not promote negative energy. No, it can even be said to be full of positive energy!

Earthy positive energy can be considered positive energy, right? It will definitely survive the harsh winter.

It can be completely used as the foundation of Wu Xiangjiang's career, and this series has no creative bottleneck and can continue to develop.

Secondly, the "Light of Righteousness" at the end is enough to brainwash people. When people hear this song, they will think of the video, and when they think of the video, they will think of Wu Xiangjiang, which is deeply rooted in people's hearts.

In addition, it is easy to imitate and can cause viral spread and become famous quickly.

…

Xiaochan Street, outside the Taipei Milk Tea Shop.

Cheng Yi, Wu Xiangjiang, Xue Ying, and Cheng Guanxi were all there.

Cheng Yi was telling a drama to the three of them.

"Xue Ying, after the boss handed you the milk tea, you took a sip first and said, eh, why isn't it sweet? At this time, Wu Xiangjiang patted you on the shoulder. After he made a move to you, you felt like you had eaten candy.

Just like that, showing a sweet smile."

"Wu Xiangjiang, after you pat Xue Ying on the shoulder, put your hands on your chin, tilt your head, and think of yourself as a flower. The key point is to keep your face expressionless.

After Xue Ying burst out laughing, you shook your head back, turned around without hesitation, stretched out your thumb, and asked: Brothers, did I do the right thing?

Then don’t forget the movements I taught you, put your head out, put into gear, start, and move forward.”

"Xue Ying, when Wu Xiangjiang turns around and leaves, bow at a 90-degree angle in his direction. If I don't ask you to get up, don't get up."

After the lecture, we started shooting the video. This time we used a two-camera shooting, with Cheng Guanxi shooting the close-up shot and Cheng Yi controlling the overall situation and shooting the mid-range shot.

After working on it five or six times, this video was finally finished.

Then I took another eighteen shots in one go.

Article 2: The young man played by Cheng Guanxi wanted to confess to the young girl played by Xue Ying. He hid the flowers behind his back and hesitated. At this time, Wu Xiangjiang saw him, and Wu Xiangjiang pushed him, and the young man jumped forward.

, just in time to hand the flower to Xue Ying, at this time, the "light of the right way" sounded, the boy and the girl bowed ninety degrees at the same time, Wu Xiangjiang asked: Ladies, am I doing the right thing? Then he stretched his head, put into gear and started,

leave.

Article 3: Cheng Guanxi acted as a young man and came to the restaurant to eat noodles. There were no seats in the restaurant. Wu Xiangjiang lay on the ground and let Cheng Guanxi sit on him. After only a few seconds, Wu Xiangjiang asked him: Have you finished sitting? Cheng Guanxi nodded in confusion.

, then Wu Xiangjiang gave a thumbs up to the camera and asked: Did I do the right thing?

bgm start, bow, put into gear and start, stretch your head, leave.

…

Article 16: Wu Xiangjiang was sitting in the car, finished eating the chicken legs, and threw the chicken bones out of the car window. Cheng Guanxi, acting as a beggar, quickly grabbed them and started eating.

Wu Xiangjiang hurriedly caught up and handed the fried chicken box to Cheng Guanxi. Cheng Guanxi opened it and found that it was full of leftover chicken bones.

Wu Xiangjiang: Did I do the right thing? Get up, bow, put into gear, start, stretch your head, and leave.

Article 17:

In the dormitory, Cheng Guanxi was lying on the bed, and accidentally dropped his clothes on the ground. Then he took a pole to hook it, and the pole also fell to the ground. So Wu Xiangjiang climbed off the bed, picked up the pole, and handed it to Cheng Guanxi.

Let Cheng Guanxi continue to hook... Li!

Article 18:

Cheng Guanxi and Xue Ying were walking side by side. Wu Xiangjiang collided with Xue Ying. Cheng Guanxi apologized and wanted to leave. Wu Xiangjiang refused, saying that Xue Ying stepped on his foot and demanded 5,000 compensation. So Cheng Guanxi and Xue Ying said they would go to the bank to withdraw money.

Wu Xiangjiang refused and asked Xue Ying to stay here. After Cheng Guanxi left, Xue Ying thanked Wu Xiangjiang and said that Wu Xiangjiang had saved her. Wu Xiangjiang said that you should be grateful to yourself and made the 110 gesture. The screen will be played back during post-editing.

A close-up of Xue Ying's gesture "Left hand gestures to V, right hand gestures to 0"... Li!

After taking 18 consecutive shots, Cheng Yi sent the material to Xu E and Wang Zhijun, asking them to cut it out as soon as possible.

Next, Cheng Yi went through Peng Haibin and asked for Yu Hailong's phone number.

Yu Hailong is the deputy director of Chopsticks Hand, and is mainly responsible for the business of discovering content creators.

Yu Hailong also knew Cheng Yi. When Douyun and

Although he was very optimistic about Cheng Yi, he did not desire it. Cheng Yi's style did not match Chopsticks Hand's, Chopstick Hand's user base was different from that of x station, and he could not appreciate Cheng Yi's works.

When Cheng Yi didn't use chopsticks, he wasn't annoyed or disappointed.

This time, Cheng Yi took the initiative to contact him, and he was quite surprised.

When he learned that Cheng Yi had signed someone to join Chopstick Hands and wanted to negotiate a signing fee, he was a little bit dumbfounded.

Chopstick hands are not the same as those of DouHun x station. DouHun has just started, and x station is very cute.

Chopstick hands? People are national software!

It has formed its own style, a stable basic base, and huge traffic.

Take Tianzuo, the first brother of Chopstick Hands, who released a song again this year and made great progress. He also attended the "Super Celebrity Festival" and was selected as one of the top ten network anchors.

In contrast to Dousun and Station X, there is not even a single person who is hard-pressed to take action.

Yu Hailong's attitude is very simple. If you sign a contract with Cheng Yi and want to develop in Chopstick Hands, you can do it. You are welcome!

But I want to talk about the signing fee, sorry, no need to talk!

Our chopsticks are a big platform, so we don’t have to worry about people coming.

"Mr. Yu." Cheng Yi said, "Although chopstick hands are in full swing now and account for half of the short video industry, with all due respect, chopstick hands have great hidden dangers."

Yu Hailong smiled and interrupted: "In ancient times, when civil servants gave advice, they often resorted to scaremongering and making things up out of nothing. Have you watched too many TV series about Mr. Cheng? This trick doesn't work for me."

"Mr. Yu, you might as well listen to it. If you think what I said is wrong, just take it as a joke and enjoy it. But what if it is right? As a short video practitioner, I will not matter whether you agree to sign or not.

, I have a few words to say.”

Yu Hailong was silent for a long time: "You say."

"First of all, the user group of chopsticks is composed of many middle and high school students aged fifteen or sixteen, as well as those who have dropped out of school. These people are young and mentally immature. It is the time when three views are formed, and what are the things on the chopsticks' hands?

What about their works? Those who drink dichlorvos, those who jump through ice holes, those who cheat, and those who fight. What impact will these works have on them?

Let’s talk about the Internet celebrities with chopsticks. Today they can jump through ice holes for fire, and tomorrow they can eat shit. There is no lower limit. What kind of three views are they promoting?

Mr. Liu, short videos have only been popular for two years now. It is a period of recklessness. The country is facing new things and does not know how to respond for a while. However, young people are the future of the country, and the Internet is a propaganda outlet. Sooner or later, the country will recover.

, pay attention to this aspect.

When the time comes, the relevant departments will take a look and say, good guy, your chopstick hands have all kinds of monsters and monsters, and they have caused so many negative effects on society, how can you not rectify your chopstick hands?"

When Cheng Yi said this, Yu Hailong broke out in a cold sweat.

Cheng Yi is not an alarmist, this is what will happen in a few years.

Yu Hailong had to pay attention and asked: "What is the future of Chopstick Hands? Does it have anything to do with the signing you mentioned?"

"Of course it does matter!" Cheng Yi said, "Mr. Yu, the videos we make are in line with the aesthetics of Chopsticks users and do not promote negative energy. They can definitely serve as a new development direction for Chopsticks."

"Send me the video first."

"It's been filmed, but it hasn't been edited yet. Mr. Yu, I'll add you on WeChat first, and I'll send it to you as soon as it's edited."

"Okay, the phone number is my WeChat ID."

"Okay! You can pass it later, I'll hang up first."

Imperial Capital, Chopsticks Headquarters.

In the office, Yu Hailong recalled Cheng Yi's words and fell into deep thought.

After a long time, he opened his chopsticks and a video automatically played:

Brothers, all eyes are on me, look at me, look at me, let me announce something, I am an idiot, there is nothing wrong with me!

bump!

Yu Hailong slammed the phone down.

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