The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

On New Year's Eve this year, this was the most sumptuous New Year's Eve dinner Cheng Yi had ever had.

In the past, his family's New Year's Eve dinner only had two or three dishes, fried fish in advance, lotus root boxes, ribs stewed in advance, and dumplings for dinner on New Year's Eve.

Tonight, Cheng Yi cooked by himself and made beer duck, braised pork, and cola chicken wings. Although they all followed the tutorials on Baidu, the craftsmanship was not very good, but at least they were edible and not poisonous.

emmm...this is Cheng Yi's requirement for his cooking skills.

Add in a preserved egg, cut a sausage, and stir-fry a yam, a total of eight dishes.

After the dishes were ready, Cheng's father brought the beer duck and braised pork as offerings to the Stove Lord, the God of Wealth, and his deceased grandparents.

While the adult father was making sacrifices, he muttered some words, probably to wish for the safety of the family.

Although it was a bit offensive, Cheng Yi still had an inexplicable sense of immediacy in his mind, just like a food blogger who, after cooking a delicious meal, holds the food in front of the camera and says, "Fans eat first."

Wow, these cats look so similar!

But when he saw his grandma's posthumous photo, her eyes staring straight at him, Cheng Yi quickly put away his joke and thought to himself: "Grandma, don't look at me. Your grandson will bring glory to our old family. We are so old."

Three generations of poor peasants in my family, whether in past or present life, have been broken by me."

In this life, Cheng Yi has achieved a class leap. In his previous life, Cheng Yi was even more ruthless. He became unmarried and infertile, and became self-extinct, breaking the continuation of three generations of poor peasants in another way.

Cheng Yi continued to read: "Grandma, you and grandpa should work hard down here, find an official position, take the exam for a job or something, and protect me. Don't let the King of Hell accept me so early. It's best to wait for me.

If you live to be a hundred years old, your grandchildren will give you a few more great-grandchildren in this lifetime."

Cheng Yi thought about it very seriously. He was reborn. He couldn't help but not believe in ghosts and gods. Maybe some ancestor couldn't bear to see the Cheng family line cut off and secretly made connections below?

Kicked him back to the midsummer of 2016.

After the New Year's Eve dinner, Cheng's parents watched the Spring Festival Gala for a while and then went to bed. Ever since grandma passed away, Cheng's family has no longer had the habit of keeping vigil.

"Dad is not convinced. He dares to take advantage of Jingcha."

"How can this be called taking advantage of Jingcha? It's the Chinese New Year, and you have the nerve to let Jingcha go back empty?"

In this year's Spring Festival Gala, only Shen Tong's sketch "A Son-in-Law and Half a Son" is worth looking forward to, but it is considered a joke among Shen Tong's sketches. Cheng Yi privately thinks that Shen Tong's skills are mainly in satirical sketches, like this

Family sketches cannot reflect his talent.

After watching "A Son-in-Law and Half a Son", other programs in the Spring Festival Gala no longer appealed to him.

He sat on the sofa, turned on his phone and started throwing money away.

He was in the fan group, contracted anchor group, class group, 16th-grade class group, company group, and a small group of six people like Tomato and the others. He sent out hundreds of red envelopes in a row, and spent tens of thousands on the red envelopes alone.

, Xue Ying grabbed the most red envelopes in the company group, grabbing Xiao Qian.

Xue Ying: "/kowtow/kowtow"

Xue Ying: "Thank you, Chairman!"

Xue Ying: "You are still the most successful in Xiangnan Province!"

Cheng Yi smiled and replied: "Don't stop, red envelope solitaire. The one who receives the most will receive a red envelope!"

Xue Ying: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuah, the money was sent out before it was even hot!"

Xue Ying: "[red envelope]"

Xue Ying dug around and handed out a hundred yuan, and Cheng Yi secretly complained that she was really a little money addict.

Cathead Lolita: "I wish you happiness and success every year; I wish you all the best last year, and everything will be as you wish this year~"

Cheng Yi: "No reply to the group message."

Cat head loli: "Hehe~Boss~I am not educated, so I searched online and only sent it to you~"

Cheng Yi: "How was it at Sister Yan's place?"

Maotou Loli: "It's pretty good~ The New Year's Eve dinner we made together tonight~ includes Mao's Braised Pork, Fried Pork with Chili Peppers, Fish Head with Chopped Peppers, and Blood Duck..."

Cheng Yi: "It's all Sister Yan's fault, right?"

Cat head loli: "Boss d(?д??), how do you know?"

Cheng Yi: "Nonsense, it's all Hunan cuisine!"

...

Qu Yang: "Sir monitor, what are you doing?"

Cheng Yi: "I'm chatting with you."

Qu Yang: "Humph, which sister are you talking to? When will you go back to school?"

Cheng Yi: "After the eighth day of the Lunar New Year."

Qu Yang: "Okay, then I'll book the tickets for the seventh day of the Lunar New Year!"

...

Zhang Hanran: "I was eating just now. I didn't watch the group and didn't receive any red envelopes. Please send me a few more privately."

Cheng Yi: "???"

Cheng Yi: "Are you okay?"

Zhang Hanran: "Big boss, are you so picky? Where is the pattern?"

Cheng Yi: "[red envelope]"

Zhang Hanran: "Just one penny?!"

Cheng Yi; "[red envelope]"

Zhang Hanran: "Two points?"

Zhang Hanran: "Okay, I don't count on you anymore. I'm just wondering if I have anything to do with my time at home. If there is any material for the Spring Festival, I'll take some pictures."

Cheng Yi: "Let me think about it!"

Cheng Yi: "Let's take a picture of contemporary young people's Spring Festival illustrations, that is, all kinds of funny or embarrassing things that young people encounter during the New Year, such as relatives coming to visit, many of whom they don't recognize and don't know what they are called, such as various

An annoying naughty child. For example, when you are at home during the holidays, your mother’s attitude changes, from being happy at first to being bored, or showing off sugar oranges at home. The ideas I have provided you can take dozens of photos after you use them.

Think about it carefully and send me the copy for review."

Zhang Hanran: ‘Received!’

Zhang Hanran: "[red envelope]"

Cheng Yi: "???"

Zhang Hanran: "If you don't send it to me, I will send it to you. I'm so ashamed of you!"

Cheng Yi: "..."

...

Li Ziqi: "Mr. Cheng, happy New Year's Eve. Say goodbye to the old and welcome the new. I wish you a prosperous career in the new year!"

Cheng Yi: "Happy New Year."

Cheng Yi: "Seventh sister, when will your relatives leave?"

Li Ziqi: "On the sixth day of the Lunar New Year, we have finished our New Year greetings."

Cheng Yi: "Okay, I'll go to your place first after the Chinese New Year, probably around the eighth day of the Lunar New Year. Do you think that's okay?"

Li Ziqi: "Okay, I brewed a bottle of strawberry wine. You should be able to drink it when you come."

...

Li Ni: "[Transfer 9999]"

Li Ni: "Happy New Year's Eve, brother, I will gain more followers in the new year! Become the number one brother on x station as soon as possible!"

Cheng Yi: "Thank you sister, sister is mighty!"

Cheng Yi: "My sister is so beautiful as a flower, like a fairy descending from heaven!"

Li Ni: "[Transfer 19999]"

Li Ni: "A few more compliments~/Hookshou"

Li Ni: "/smile"

Cheng Yi: "Sister Li, you are of spring... (omit a thousand words here)"

...

Yan Jiaoni: “[Video]”

Yan Jiaoni: "Daiyu misses you so much. Look how sad she is meowing."

Cheng Yi: "Tell her, I'll bang her when I get back, let her know that no grain of cat food is free."

Yan Jiaoni: "Pfft, okay, I'll tell her right now."

Cheng Yi: "You are so sexy!"

Yan Jiaoni: "???"

"You retracted a message"

Cheng Yi: "[Screenshot]"

Cheng Yi: "Sorry, sorry, sorry, I sent it to the wrong one. I sent it to Zhou Hengfeng/wry smile"

Cheng Yi was working like crazy all night, operating almost ten threads, and the messages were never interrupted. He was replying like crazy and sending like crazy. In the end, he didn't expect to send the message that was sent to Zhou Hengfeng to Yan Jiaoni.

Grass!

Cheng Yi became so angry that he directly sent a voice message to Zhou Hengfeng: "Zhou Hengfeng, you've done all the bad things!"

Zhou Hengfeng: "???"

Rumble, bang, bang, bang, bang~

Cheng Yi's ears twitched and he looked at the time. It turned out to be 00:00.

The rich people in the village started to set off fireworks!

He put away his cell phone and climbed to the roof. The cold winter wind made him wrap up his clothes tightly.

At this time, as soon as the early morning passed, the sound of firecrackers and fireworks was all that could be heard, continuous and resounding.

The dark sky was illuminated by a flash of light from time to time.

Gorgeous fireworks soared up and bloomed in the sky, with trees and silver flowers in brilliant colors.

He raised his head slightly, and his eyes reflected the blooming and ending of the fireworks. After the fireworks in the eastern sky dimmed, the fireworks in the western sky bloomed again.

At this time, a heavy snowfall suddenly fell in the sky, and a snowflake fell on Cheng Yi's eyelids, melting by the warm skin.

Thinking of something, Cheng Yi turned on the front camera of his phone and took a selfie.

"Crack!"

At this time, fireworks were in full bloom in the sky, and the light from the fireworks shone on the boy's face, illuminated his nose, and also illuminated the blue scarf around his neck.

Cheng Yi:[Picture]

Cheng Yi: "Happy New Year, and the first snow of the new year."

Yang Hanyu clicked on the picture and was fascinated when he saw the blue scarf.

He has not forgotten, he has me in his heart.

Tuanzi: "Brother Cheng Yi, Happy New Year, I will always support you!"

Brother Cheng Yi, I love you!