The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

"Son, get up."

Early in the morning, my mother-in-law started banging on the door.

Cheng Yi turned over on the bed, covered his head with the quilt, and said impatiently:

"Mom, if you let me sleep for a while, I won't think about it."

Cheng Yi chatted until very late last night. Now his whole body aches and he just wants to touch the bed board.

"Son, be obedient. I have to go to pay New Year's greetings later. I won't sleep until you come back after paying New Year's greetings." The adult mother refused to give up.

"Okay, okay, I'm so annoyed."

It's painful to get up, but it's even more painful to die in society. Normally, Cheng Yi would talk to his mother for a while, but today I'm sorry, there will be people coming to pay New Year's greetings later, so he lies in bed and sleeps, waiting for others

Come and lift his quilt?

Cheng Yi left the warm bed, dressed neatly, washed up, made a bowl of dumplings, and then went out with his mother to pay New Year greetings.

There was a heavy snowfall last night, and the ground was covered in silver. Broken red firecracker paper was scattered on the ground, dotting it, adding a touch of festive color.

Stepping on the snow makes a crunching sound.

As soon as he went out, Cheng Yi bumped into his elementary school classmate Zhao Xingquan and his family.

"Cheng Yi!" Zhao Xingquan shouted.

Cheng Yi raised his head and looked at Zhao Xingquan. This guy has been taller than the sky since he was a child. Now he stood in front of him like a wall. He was over two meters tall at least. Cheng Yi shed tears of envy in his heart.

Damn, give me ten centimeters, how about we average it out?

"Have a great New Year."

"Happy New Year! Have you eaten?"

"have eaten."

Cheng Yi and Zhao Xingquan have a normal relationship. This guy has loved bullying people since he was a child. Once when he bullied Cheng Yi, Cheng Yi chased him for most of the street with a brick. Later, there was constant friction. However, since they entered high school, the contact between the two has been broken.

Already.

Zhao Xingquan inherited his family's fish pond and brick-burning factory and became a veritable pond owner and factory director. His family also built a large farm.

With a small bag under Zhao Xingquan's arm, Cheng Yi was still struggling to do the questions when he was the big boss. According to the normal development trajectory, even if Cheng Yi succeeded in solving the questions, was admitted to university, and entered a listed company, he would not be as successful as Zhao Xingquan.

There are many, and he is not as free and easy as he is.

It can be said that Zhao Xingquan is the most handsome boy in the village. However, Cheng Yi suddenly rose to prominence in this life. Now there are rumors in the village that he is worth tens of millions and has gained wealth that even three generations of the Zhao family have not accumulated.

Father Zhao handed a Yuxi stick to Cheng Yi: "Chengcheng, can I smoke?"

Cheng Yi took it: "Thank you, uncle, I can smoke it."

He put the cigarette in his mouth, then fumbled in his pockets, only to find that he didn't have any fire.

Zhao Xingquan had the foresight to take out a lighter and offered to light it for Cheng Yi.

"No, give me the fire and I'll light it myself."

"It's already lit, so don't let it go."

After some refusals, Cheng Yi couldn't refuse. In the end, he tilted his head and protected the fire with one hand. Zhao Xingquan lowered his head and bent his waist to help him light the cigarette.

After lighting the cigarette, Cheng Yi took a sip and two long green dragons spurted out from his nostrils.

"Thank you. My mother and I are going to pay New Year greetings first. If we have time, let's make a game and have a drink and chat."

"Okay, you go ahead, we have to go celebrate the New Year too."

After Cheng Yi and his son left, Zhao's father said to Zhao Xingquan: "You have more fun with me and see if he is free in the afternoon. You drive your car and ask Shang Yanzeng to go to Lingyan Temple with him."

Zhao Xingquan nodded: "Okay dad."

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"Uncle, have a great New Year!"

"Cheng Yi is here! Come in quickly."

The second uncle welcomed Cheng Yi and his son into the house, and the second aunt quickly poured tea.

Cheng Yi: "Mom, don't pour the water. I just ate and I'm not thirsty. Let's sit down for a while and then leave."

The second aunt didn't agree to anything, but poured two cups of tea, and then said repeatedly: "Eat melon seeds and candies."

Seeing Cheng Yi grab a few pills at random, she was a little dissatisfied and stuffed them into Cheng Yi's clothes.

"Okay, okay, ma'am."

After working for a while, we finally sat down and chatted.

Now that Cheng Yi's story has spread, the second uncle has heard about it for a long time, but he just can't believe it. Now that Cheng Yi is caught, he naturally asks questions non-stop. When he learns that the rumors in the village are all true, the second uncle sighs with emotion.

It's like smoke is rising from the ancestral graves.

After leaving the second uncle's house, Cheng Yi, mother and son, went to the fifth uncle's house. Cheng Yi's father and his seven brothers and sisters were the only ones in the village.

The eldest son is in the county, the fourth son is in Imperial Capital, and the eldest sister and the second sister have married in other villages.

When we arrived at Uncle Wu's house, only Uncle Wu and his aunt were eating downstairs. When I asked, I found out that my cousin and the others were still sleeping upstairs and hadn't gotten up.

After sitting and waiting for a while, cousin Cheng Jian and his wife and daughter came downstairs.

"uncle."

Cheng Keer is wearing a festive red cotton-padded jacket, with two buns on her head and a red hair tie. Her little face is chubby and full of collagen.

The moment she saw Cheng Yi, she jumped directly into Cheng Yi's arms.

Cheng Yi hugged the little person, pinched her cheek, and said, "Ke'er, you've grown taller again after half a year~"

"Well, I'm 108 now~"

"Oh, she is a big girl~"

"Of course, I'm five years old."

Cheng Jian: "Ke'er, what do you want to say to grandma and uncle?"

Cheng Ke'er broke free from Cheng Yi's arms, kowtowed solemnly to Cheng's mother and Cheng Yi, and said, "Grandma, uncle, Happy New Year."

Cheng's mother smiled from ear to ear, and Cheng Yi was filled with envy.

How can I skip falling in love, getting married, and having children, and directly have such a lovely daughter? I asked online, and it was quite urgent.

Cheng Yi took out the red envelope he had prepared a long time ago and handed it to Cheng Keer. There was a thick stack in the red envelope, and Cheng Yi stuffed a thousand yuan inside.

"Put it away, don't let your mother and father deceive you." Cheng Yi stuffed it into the arms of the little girl's shirt, "Now hurry up and find a place to hide. Go quickly."

"Thank you uncle!"

Cheng Ke'er muttered, kissed Cheng Yi on the face, kissed him with saliva, and then quickly went upstairs.

Chen Jian: "Just spoil her, she will be spoiled sooner or later."

Cheng Yi: "That's okay, you'll spoil me."

After chatting for a while, Cheng Yi exchanged words with his mother and planned to run away based on the opportunity.

"Uncle, aunt, brother, sister-in-law, you guys eat first, I'm going back."

The aunt's eyes widened: "Where are we going? Later, after your brother and your sister-in-law finish eating, our family will go to celebrate the New Year together. It won't look so good?"

"Auntie, I've finished paying homage to you, so I'll just go to your place and the second uncle's place. I don't even know anyone else's house!"

"Now that you're done, I can't take you to New Year's greetings to save face for your parents? Besides, if you don't go to New Year's greetings, who will introduce you to your daughter-in-law in the future?"

"Stop it, stop it!"

Cheng Yi quickly stopped. His fifth aunt was one of the more frivolous women in the village. She could chat with anyone. In the entire Lao Cheng family, Cheng Yi was most afraid of her.

When he was a child, he was lazy and didn't want to work uphill. His parents agreed, but his fifth aunt took him there.

"Auntie, I really don't want to go there. I don't need to know them. They have nothing to do with me, and I don't need them to introduce me to a wife."

"Anyway, I'm definitely not going to pay New Year greetings. I might as well go home and take a nap!"

Rejecting useless social interactions starts with me!

...

After coming out of another home, Cheng Yi sighed, "Nima, it's really tiring to pay New Year's greetings. I don't know anyone, and I have to put on a smile and pretend to be familiar."

Aunt Wu tried her best to prove that it was right to drag Cheng Yi out to pay New Year greetings. She said: "Look, people are praising you, praising you for being a college student, and praising you for making money. How wonderful it is."

Cheng Yi curled his lips: "I don't mind them praising me."

When he paid New Year's greetings in the past, he only had the buff of "study well" and could play the role of a transparent person. Now he has many buffs, such as "college student", "Internet celebrity" and "made a lot of money". The transparent person can not play the role of a transparent person.

After I went down, I went to a person's house, and I was chased by people asking questions.

She also asked him whether he wanted a wife and introduced him to someone, which made Cheng Yi exhausted both physically and mentally.

Cheng Yi held Cheng Keer's hand, wondering if he couldn't withstand the little girl's cuteness, so he didn't come out to pay New Year's greetings. He had already traveled half the village.

He was holding a mobile phone in his other hand and kept making calls. The incoming calls were from classmates, various bloggers, and company employees, and the outgoing calls were from teachers, school leaders, and powerful figures on the three major platforms.

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After hearing Cheng Yi's words about this boss and that boss, this Dong and that Dong, Uncle Wu and his family finally realized clearly that Cheng Yi had indeed jumped over the dragon's gate, jumping out of the small world in the countryside and entering a larger stage.

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Near noon, Cheng Yi and his son finally returned home after celebrating the New Year. On the way home, Cheng Yi received a notification text message from China Construction Bank that a cash transfer of 200,000 yuan was received in his account.

The married man sent a WeChat message: "Xiaocheng, the New Year red envelope has been sent, please check to see if you have received it."

Cheng Yi covered his mouth and his eyes filled with tears. As soon as he received the transfer, his uncle sent a WeChat to ask for credit.

He really made me cry to death!