The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

"Bedroom Culture Festival Works"

Introduction: In response to the work of the school dormitory culture festival, please give a thumbs up and make it popular for the whole school to see.

In a previous life, around 2021 or 2022, a large number of amateur videos became popular inexplicably.

"Fire body": If the video becomes popular, go to the door of the academic office to dance;

"No one is looking at the body anyway": One person likes and the other does push-ups, but no one is looking anyway;

"Homework body": College English final dubbing homework, don't praise it to be embarrassed.

Many videos carefully produced by uploaders have very few views and cannot be listed on the daily charts. However, these videos posted casually by amateurs can obtain huge traffic, with millions of views. It can be described as a strange phenomenon at the time.

According to Cheng Yi's analysis, it is estimated that around 2021 or 2022, the uncle felt that Bai Dawei could no longer lose his power, so he began to drink and release his military power. If he continues to give traffic to the big up masters, the big up masters will become stronger and stronger, and newcomers will never be able to succeed.

, it can be said that the class is solidified like an x ​​station, so the uncle let the traffic sink and piled the traffic on amateur videos.

This can be seen from the top 100 list in 2022.

After creating the "Fan Fan Challenge", Li Yuanjun and Yu Ge, who were very popular, ran around and failed to get the top 100. However, a small up who had more than ten times fewer fans than them did get the top 100.

My uncle’s starting point was not wrong, but what he did was not very respectable. At that time, the daily charts were full of low-impact videos, and I didn’t even watch them.

Besides, there are many videos like "No one is watching anyway, and then blah blah blah". How are they better than "Don't Laugh Challenge" and "Rice Rice Challenge"?

Therefore, Cheng Yi's seemingly scrawled title and introduction are also a joke, but it is a joke that only he understands.

It’s so lonely as snow~

...

Students from the Grade 16 Business School of HKUST have created a trend of making videos.

Not for anything else, just money!

The special prize is 100,000 soft girl coins, divided among four people in a dormitory, so each person is worth 25,000!

Does it smell good?

So delicious!

How much is the tuition fee for university? The School of Business is the most expensive among the many schools at HKUST. It is about 7,500 per year, and the four-year tuition is only 30,000. If you make a video, you can almost cover it.

Even if the special prize is out of reach, if Qianqian wins the third prize, it will still be 10,000 yuan. If we divide it equally, it will be 2,500 per person. What can we not buy?

Other colleges were so envious that they went to counselors and deans to complain. The counselors and deans were confused when they heard:

Spending 500,000 yuan to hold a dormitory culture festival? Am I crazy? Or are the leaders of the business school crazy?

Does the principal support it?

When I inquired about it, I found out that it was a student named Cheng Yi who contacted Station

Moreover, the student named Cheng Yi was so upright that he voluntarily withdrew from the selection. The deans and teachers of other colleges were in tears. Why didn't such an outstanding student enter his college?

So the more I looked at my students, the angrier I became. What a good guy, you can’t compare to others, and yet you’re still complaining about the academy!?

Our college doesn’t blame you students for not living up to expectations, but you students blame the college for not giving you benefits!

The angry dean and teachers immediately kicked the students out of the office.

Class 1, International Economics and Trade, Dormitory 201, Building 4, District 8.

Several girls were chatting and discussing how to take videos.

Xia Ziying asked: "Mengmeng, you watch x station the most. You should know what kind of content is more in line with the audience's preferences at x station, right?"

Han Mengmeng's expression was a bit bitter. She originally wanted to get to know Cheng Yi more deeply when she played the X site and chased Cheng Yi, but Cheng Yi failed to catch her. She became a senior X friend herself and reached level 4 in half a year.

This level 4 was actually put to use now, and she couldn't help but sigh at the magic of fate.

"I have some ideas. I'll give it to you when I finish writing the copy. But if you have any good ideas, you can also suggest them! I..."

Ding ding——

Her words were interrupted by the sound of a new message on WeChat. She frowned slightly and thought impatiently:

Could it be another message from Huang Shu? If it weren't for the fact that he was Cheng Yi's roommate and that he was also a licker, she didn't want to be so awesome, otherwise she would have deleted Huang Shu long ago.

He was about to ignore the past, but when he caught a glimpse of the content of the message, Han Mengmeng's eyes suddenly lit up and she said, "Hey, Cheng Yi posted a video! Come down quickly."

The women climbed out of bed in their pajamas and approached Han Mengmeng's notebook.

Han Mengmeng opened the x station client, clicked on Cheng Yi's new video, and clicked in.

The four furry heads were crowded together, staring at the screen intently.

"Puff——"

Xia Ziying suddenly laughed.

Han Mengmeng: "?The video hasn't started yet, why are you laughing?"

Xia Ziying: "Hahahaha, I'm sorry, I just think it's interesting. Ahem, why are you looking at me like this?"

Shen Chu: "Although you are usually silly, you are particularly silly today."

Xia Ziying: "Oh, oh, oh, eldest wife, you are not allowed to say that to me!"

Han Mengmeng was speechless: "You guys can flirt later, okay? Watch the video first."

Xia Ziying: "Oh~"

Han Mengmeng clicked play again.

The beginning of this video is not the way Cheng Yi used to announce his family status.

What came up was a large black screen with a line of bold white text typed in the center of the screen.

"My university dormitory, okay."

The voice was not performed by Cheng Yi himself. It was a male electronic synthesized voice with no emotion at all.

"1. Dormitory environment."

As soon as the scene turned, the two hands holding the thermos cups touched each other, making a crisp sound.

Immediately afterwards, an exciting BGM sounded, and a bold and graceful male voice read: "Successful people, pinnacle residences, style courtyards."

"Pfft - I'm laughing so hard," Xia Ziying couldn't help but say, "Isn't this the sound in the property sales promotional video? I've seen it! I didn't expect it to be used here by Cheng Yi!"

Shu Jiayu laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, what is Cheng Yi filming? The line "Charming Courtyard" corresponds to the grass downstairs, and it is still winter and it is all yellow. Cheng Yi is too bad to be afraid of being raped by the principal.

Want to make an appointment?"

The barrage was also very happy:

[I started laughing as soon as I touched the cup]

【"Crazy House"】

["Fengqing Court Grudge"]

[Liu Yuxi read the inscription overnight and deleted it]

"Sit with the beautiful scenery next to the water and enjoy the aristocratic feeling."

"Private jungle, secret place for health, ten-meter long corridor for residents."

Every sentence matches a picture. This line was directly borrowed from a real estate promotional video, and not even a single sentence was wasted.

"One touch slide to unlock."

Seeing this one-touch slide to unlock, all four girls squirted.

"Hahaha, it's amazing. This one-touch sliding unlock corresponds to the toilet door lock. It's amazing!"

"I could still hold it in before, but I really can't hold it in anymore. My face hurts from laughing."

"Theirs are still rusty, hahaha!"

[True. Slide to unlock]

[Sliding to unlock is too rude]

[Syria Battle Damaged Version]

[Qu Shi Da’s same style door lock]

"The entire ecological fertile soil weathered facade, every detail has been polished in every possible way."

Seeing Cheng Yi's hand touching the cracked and dusty wall, Han Mengmeng held her stomach and almost burst into tears from laughter.

To be honest, if it were another school, a few girls would not laugh like this while watching a video, but because it is the same school, and the dormitories for boys and girls in District 8 are exactly the same, the sense of substitution is so strong, and they laugh so hard

So crazy.

The laugh point of this video is the contrast between the lofty lines and majestic music and the dormitory of HKUST. The greater the contrast, the greater the laugh point.

"The fishing-style ceiling design allows you to feel the atmosphere of the times."

"A complete home furnishing, exquisitely crafted."

The barrage is also very bad. For almost every line that is said, netizens will repost it with the title of the book on it.

It can be said that these genius netizens understand the usage of book titles.

"Hidden safe keeps your wealth and secrets for you."

Opening the drawer, there was a page inside, with simple scrawls on it, pretending to be the cover of a book. The words on the cover were very scrawled:

Reveal the weaknesses of rich women’s human nature and how to make rich women fall in love with you.

This book takes you deep into the heart of a rich woman. Exaggerating it can save you 20 years of hard work, but actually it can save you 30 years of hard work.

"Ouch, help me, I can't survive. Why is Cheng Yi so funny!"

"Hahaha, how to make a rich woman fall in love with you? What do these boys think about all day long!"

"There are two dollars next to it. Is this wealth and secrets?"

The three girls were all laughing, but Han Mengmeng's sad tears flowed from the corners of her eyes:

It would be great if Cheng Yi really liked the rich woman, wow, wow, but it's a pity that he was just playing tricks.

"Deep in the bustling city, enjoy your own private toilet."

"Pure ecological toilet paper for you to enjoy."

Pure ecological toilet paper here includes: advanced mathematics, management, and microeconomics.

【"Toilet Paper"】

【This toilet paper is so beautiful】

[About the fact that I made a video and the school expelled me overnight]

[The principal has fainted from anger]

"Exquisite and comfortable mansion, looking forward to your arrival!"

Shu Jiayu pounded the table: "I'm laughing so hard, this section is finally over, but there is still more than a third of the progress bar, Cheng Yizhen is so scary!"

Han Mengmeng was a little sad and a little proud: Of course it’s the man I like.

The girls all began to look forward to seeing what else Cheng Yi could do in the coming hours.