The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 229: Video upload under 'Dorm Culture Works'

[Members of our dormitory]

Once the bgm was changed, from the exciting house-selling music to the exclusive bgm "Tianfu Music" of Journey to the West, the whole style of the painting changed.

The fairy spirit floats in the air, as if you have entered a fairyland.

Pushing the door open and entering, the opening is struck by lightning.

Cheng Yizuo sat cross-legged on the bed, with one hand raised in front of him, his upper body naked, the quilt like a cassock draped diagonally over his shoulders, his appearance was solemn, and his expression was in place.

[Eminent Monk]

【True·Fairy Roommate】

【Really outrageous】

The camera moves forward. Zhou Hengfeng has his hands clasped together. There are two strings of red beads on his hands. His body is tilted forward at a 45-degree angle and his eyes are not squinting.

[45 degree tilt (not)]

【Michael Jackson】

【jojo stands】

Then there was Yin Chao lying on the bed, holding a hot water bottle in his hand, looking up and drinking.

[It’s great to have this kind of determination]

【Please choose your hero】

Finally, there was Huang Shu standing on the bed, seeming to be walking or standing, with one hand on his chest and a three-yuan Cippo mineral water bottle in the other hand, with the mouth of the bottle facing forward, making a gesture of receiving people.

【Come in, you!】

【Do they all have boyfriends?】

Everyone's expressions were extremely serious, motionless, and extremely serious. Paired with Buddhist music, it was simply hilarious.

【"Harvard University"】

[The Immortal’s people are here like hemp]

【Da Leiyin Temple】

[laughing to death hahaha, go back and look at Cheng Yi again]

[Cheng Yi’s expression is so serious, there is actually a Buddha statue]

[It is not easy to gather so many talents in one dormitory]

Some viewers saw the prototypes of Cheng Yi and others, and kindly used barrage to explain.

【Walker Sakyamuni】

【Great Strength Bodhisattva】

【Arhat crossing the river】

【Master Guanyin】

Han Mengmeng and the other four girls pushed in from the camera and started laughing when they hit Cheng Yi and didn't stop at all.

"Hahahaha, Harvard University, this barrage is so funny."

"Keke, Harbin Buddhist College?"

"The senior class is so fun."

[Entertainment activities in our dormitory]

This section is even more amazing. It is a scene of killing a pig. The four people have a clear division of labor and no human resources are wasted at all.

Yin Chao plays the role of a pig. He is shirtless, with his white belly and fat exposed, and is pressed on a stool. What’s even more amazing is that the video is accompanied by a scream of a pig being killed, combined with Yin Chao’s struggle.

The movements give a sense of déjà vu, looking more like a pig than a pearl, which makes people squirm.

Zhou Hengfeng and Huang Shu worked together to hold down Yin Chao and control him.

Cheng Yi is the absolute male protagonist. He wears sunglasses, holds a finger biscuit in his mouth, tilts his mouth, and has a cold and ruthless expression that shines through the screen.

He held a plastic thing in his hand and kept scratching and pulling on Yin Chao's neck. There was a red washbasin on the ground to collect the "blood".

【Killing people like hemp】

【Original Soundtrack】

[I guess you must be laughing wildly in front of the screen]

[I’m paying for you to go to college, but you’re here to learn how to butcher pigs?]

【Magic】

【This is too stupid】

Shu Jiayu couldn't stop laughing wildly. He collapsed on Han Mengmeng and said, "Oh, hey, I'm laughing so hard. Hahaha, the deputy principal has sacrificed too much. How did Cheng Yi convince him?"

Shen Chu: "Hahaha, boys are too cute, right?"

Xia Ziying: "This person with fair skin is almost catching up with Mengmeng? Why don't we imitate Mengmeng and film a scene? You play the role of a sow, it is definitely popular! Oops, you are kidding, don't pinch me~"

Han Mengmeng blushed: "You are the fattest, why don't you act like a sow?"

Xia Ziying: "Hehehe, you have the most roles, don't you?"

Han Mengmeng rolled her eyes at her.

The video continues. At this time, the progress bar is already halfway through, and the four girls are still in high spirits and still have more to say.

[Interpersonal relationships in the dormitory]

The plot finally begins.

Cheng Yi held up his mobile phone and asked Zhou Hengfeng: "Afeng, what are you having for lunch today?"

Zhou Hengfeng: "You know how to eat every day, don't you see your dad is busy?"

Cheng Yi: "Okay, then I'll go to the canteen by myself."

Zhou Hengfeng: "Hey, wait a minute, why are you going?"

Cheng Yi: "Let's go to the cafeteria to eat!"

Zhou Hengfeng's expression changed 180 degrees: "Dad, bring me one."

Huang Shu opened the curtains and stuck his head out: "Dad, bring me one too."

Yin Chao took off his headphones: "Dad, dad, dad."

【True and reasonable】

[Heroes vying for daddy]

【Large-scale recognition site】

[Interpersonal relationship in the dormitory ×, father-son relationship√]

【"godfather"】

This is so resonant. In dormitory 201, Han Mengmeng usually plays the role of Cheng Yi. She is really used to being a mother.

Come back with a meal?"

Shen Chu: "Mom, I want it too."

Shu Jiayu: "Mom, mom, mom."

Han Mengmeng called him "good guy" and restored the scene directly, right?

[Study atmosphere in the dormitory]

The first is Cheng Yi, who keeps flipping through the textbook with the following text: Reading Quantum Waves

Zhou Hengfeng used the book as a hanging bottle, and the infusion tube was "pierced" into the blood vessel, with the text: Input-based reading

Yin Chao put the book on his face, lying on the bed, and wrote: Knowledge flows from a place of high concentration to a place of low concentration.

Huang Shu wrote an English word on cheese with ketchup, ate it, and captioned it: Cheese is power!

The barrage completely burst out laughing:

[I’ve lost my studies, it turns out that I read all my readings wrong before]

【What kind of Eight Immortals cross the sea?】

【New Human Competition Site】

[*** Association has intervened in the investigation]

[Thank you for the invitation, I will give you a personal answer. Cheng Yi’s quantum wave reading method is the most useful, at least it is not hot in the summer]

The four girls couldn't help but laugh: Cheng Yi, how talented are you?

Finally came to the last one:

[Healthy routine in the dormitory]

A watch appeared on the screen, showing time: 00:00

"How dare little Mark try to do whatever he wants!", this is beating up the king.

"Let's meow like cats and meow together." This is looking at beautiful women.

"Hey hey hey hey", this is watching a sand sculpture video

"Good night, baby, I won't hang up, you hang up first." This is talking on the phone.

02:00

"How dare little Hou Yi do anything he wants to do!"

"Why don't you dare to look at Guanyin!"

"Hey hey hey hey..."

"If I don't hang up, hang up first."

04:00

"How dare little Lu Ban do anything he wants to do!"

"Meow, a Nissan, Aligado"

"Hey Hey."

"If I don't hang up, hang up first"

06:00

"Good night, Makabaka"

'Good night, Tombrideo'

"Good night, Usidisi"

"Good night, little one"

【"Healthy Work and Rest"】

【Good night Dumbledore】

[Laughing to death, the current situation of male dormitories in college students]

[Staying up late is not good for your health, so just stay up all night!]

[My university dormitory is good, I love my university dormitory]

[the end]

Xia Ziying urged: "Hurry up and open the comment area and take a look!"

Han Mengmeng followed the instructions and opened the comment area.

"When a sand sculpture meets a sand sculpture, they are two sand sculptures. When a sand sculpture meets a dormitory sand sculpture, they are a group of happy sand sculptures/dog heads."

“You can never imagine how stupid boys are when they get horny in the dormitory, but it’s so damn happy [funny] [doge]”

"Is there no bottleneck in Cheng Yi's whole life? It has reached a new level. Every one of them is a masterpiece. My comments have bottlenecks! The laughter never stopped from the beginning to the end. The landlord thought I raised chickens.

Cry hard!"

"Quantum wave reading actually has a principle. We know that in the process of turning over the book, different words use different material waves to transmit knowledge. And material waves have wave-particle duality, which means that what we absorb

The more knowledge there is, the less clear its content becomes.

Therefore, despite the fact that it is easy to read a book, it actually requires a lot of effort to practice. When you reach the unification of waves and quantum, you can read all books quickly. Although I haven’t practiced for long, I am already very close to an expert.

level.”

"Cheng Yi's number of fans is only tens of thousands compared to Pape Jiang's!! Didn't he surpass it directly after posting this video? Brothers, contribute traffic to the first brother of station x!"

"Contribute traffic to the first brother of station x!"

However, this video not only brought joy to the audience, but also made some viewers feel disappointed.

"I'm so envious of this kind of dormitory. I don't know what happened to them in our dormitory. When I came back from vacation, I lost my water card and my slippers were thrown around. When I went to get water at the door, I was locked and wouldn't open the door. I waited until the counselor

I just came in to check the dormitory. The other people were playing chopsticks very loudly, and they all complained about me when I put on headphones to watch a movie. Couldn't they just tell me what I did wrong and let me change it? As for this? I want to change dormitories.

, I want to go to day school, but I think they will think that I am afraid of them. I really don’t know why..."

A group of people below were comforting him.

"It's just fucking bullying! Just do it one by one!"

"The female dormitory represents the same double standard s. b."

Seeing this comment, Han Mengmeng's eyes lit up.

She said: "Hey, hey, I thought of something, how about we shoot the intrigue in the dormitory?"

Xia Ziying: "Hey? Do you have any ideas?"

“Yes, yes, yes!!!”

Han Mengmeng took the pen. She quickly thought of several ideas and wrote in the notebook:

"Every dormitory has someone who doesn't turn off the faucet."

“Only when you live in a dormitory do you realize the importance of earplugs and headphones!”

"The annoying double standards in the dormitory!"