The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

In April, the weather has turned warmer, and students at HKUST have generally put on autumn clothes.

Cheng Yi was sitting in the back row by the window. The sun was shining in from the window and he was very comfortable. There was a mobile phone lying across his desk, and the online tutorial for his sophomore year of high school was playing on the mobile phone, and he was taking notes while watching it.

There was already a crowd of people lying around him.

Entering the first semester of freshman year, the tone of Cheng Yi’s Niu Ma classmates changed from “Scholarship? I must win it!” to “College is incomplete without failing the course.”

Huang Shu is the leader among them. He failed six of the eight courses last semester. Zeng Hanyu failed in five subjects, not wanting to be outdone.

Cheng Yi thought, we can't let them indulge like this anymore. It's a small thing to delay their graduation, and it's a big thing to repeat the grade and not get the degree. Cheng Yi promised it when he ran for class president. It seems it's time to find a time to declare that he failed the class.

The seriousness of it.

The high school mathematics teacher on the stage spoke in Baoqing dialect:

"Aba, aba, aba, the law of clamping down, aba, ah..."

"Huh?"*8

Everyone, whether asleep or not, raised their heads, like gophers poking their heads out.

Hu Tian asked with his eyes wide open: "I seemed to have heard something pinching just now?"

Zhou Hengfeng was also unsure: "The law of pinching, did I hear it correctly?"

Huang Shu: "Is there such a thing?"

You really know how to listen to keywords, right?

This math teacher is also weird. He didn't hear anything else clearly, so he only said the four words "law" in a clear and concise tone.

Cheng Yi: "You are all uneducated and incompetent."

Cao Guang: "Don't pretend, do you know what it means?"

Cheng Yi put down his pen and explained word for word: "The pinching law, also known as the pinching theorem, the pinching criterion, the pinching theorem, the convergence theorem, and the sandwich theorem, is one of the two criteria for judging the existence of limits.

"

Hu Tian: "Damn, there really is!"

Zhou Hengfeng: "After listening to the explanation, it became even more unreasonable, hehehehe~"

"Hey hey hey~"*8

Zeng Hanyu: "It's boring, keep sleeping."

Cheng Yi shook his head.

Former college student:

Teacher: Mr. De, Mr. Sai

Belief: Reading for the rise of China.

Current college students:

Teachers: Teacher Aoi, Teacher Bai Taohua, Teacher Daqiao, Teacher Hato...

Faith: Tiga, can I still believe in light?

After class, Cheng Yi went to the company. The video he shot at Happy Camp had been edited.

"The first time I went to Happy Camp, it should also be the last time"

Introduction: After being invited to participate in a program at Happy Camp, the handsome guy actually did this...

The cover shows Wu Xin furious and Cheng Yi's facial features flying.

[The title is too shocking]

[laughing to death, I started laughing when I saw the cover]

[Cheng Yi is about to start his book, what a card! 】

[Let’s see what wonderful things Cheng Zi has done]

"Hello everyone, I am the up owner who strives to bring happiness to everyone...

When other people participate in Happy Camp, they all say: Hey, hello Teacher He, hello Brother Wei Jia, hello Sister Wu Xin.

But I do not!

Teacher He and Sister Na are all Xiaohe and Xiaona in front of me!"

[Good guy, the Happy Family will give you a cigarette when they see you]

【Teacher He:???】

【Xiaohe can't hold it any longer】

[Remember "Xiaohe" and "Cortana" at this time]

【Danger Danger Danger】

"Today I am going to prank them and let them see the horror of being dominated by me, Cheng Yi, the king of pranks!"

"Okay, let's find the one who looks the best to bully first.

Wu Xin, Sister Xin, her eyes look the kindest."

[Wu Xin doesn’t want to talk at this time]

[Wu Xin: Come on, young man, let’s talk]

【"Kind Eyes"】

"... Without further ado, I'm going in now."

After a shaky scene, the scene turned and Cheng Yi had walked into the room and sat on a chair, with Wu Xin right behind him.

[Cherish the quiet scene of this time]

There is a leaf in the upper left corner of the video. Lu Jia guessed that Cheng Yi hid the camera behind the green plant.

Cheng Yi blinked at the camera, coughed, and asked:

"Ahem, Sister Xin, are the instant noodles delicious?"

At this time, Wu Xin was eating instant noodles, and Lu Jia obviously saw a puzzled expression on her face.

"Okay."

"Oh~"

A moment ~

"Sister Xin, are the instant noodles delicious?"

Wu Xin has a straight black question mark face.

[Sister Xin: I have never been so speechless in my life]

[Scoring twice?]

【Ha ha ha ha】

[I can’t fix it for Sister Xin]

"do you want to eat?"

"Hey, hey, that's so embarrassing! How can I steal Sister Xin's dinner? Of course, if Sister Xin strongly requests it, I can have a taste."

[Key points, strong requirements]

[Absolutely awesome hahahaha]

[I understand, I have to make a strong request]

Seeing Wu Xin's speechless expression, Lu Jia laughed miserably, hahahaha.

In the video, Cheng Yi clenched her teeth and refused to let go:

"Sister Xin, do you strongly urge me to try your instant noodles?"

【Gradually becoming arrogant】

Wu Xin: "Yes!"

Cheng Yi: "What is it?"

At this time, Cheng Yi made a "scared to death" expression to the camera.

Lu Jia was amused by Cheng Yi again, hahahaha, so you know how to be afraid?

"I strongly urge you to try my instant noodles."

"Okay, then I will reluctantly agree to it. Sister Xin, why don't you bring it to me?"

【Good guy, so brave!】

[It’s okay to agree reluctantly]

[It’s hard, Wu Xin’s fist is hard]

[I also asked Wu Xin to carry it over. The problem is that Wu Xin really agreed hahahahaha]

[Sister Xin has such a good temper that if she had been someone else, she would have splashed instant noodles on Yi’s head]

[I would like to call this issue the most powerful trick]

Lu Jia also called Niubi, Wu Xin is a star!

In the eyes of ordinary people, isn't it just a superior existence?!

You should say whatever you want online. If you call me "actor", people will give you likes, but offline, don't you still have to respectfully call me "brother" or "sister"?

This sharp identity contrast makes this prank very effective.

The feeling of oppression is overwhelming, and the feeling of seeking death is overwhelming.

If Cheng Yi was pranking an ordinary person, there would be no such effect at all.

Lu Jia couldn't help but lament that Cheng Yi was really a master at tricking others, and he dared to play tricks on anyone.

How about a star? In front of me, Cheng Yi, everyone is equal!

If I should punish you, I still have to punish you!

In the picture, Wu Xin gritted her teeth and handed it to Cheng Yi, only to see Cheng Yi inhale it directly.

Dried up the soup by the way.

[Good guy, hahahahaha, it’s cleaner than what a dog has licked]

[Look at Sister Xin’s expression hahahaha]

[Sister Xin has the desire to kill people]

【I love Cheng Yi so much~】

[Crazy temptation on the edge of death]

[He even burped]

【Wu Xin: My instant noodles~】

It wasn't over yet, Cheng Yi was seen lying on the chair very arrogantly, looking like a wealthy landlord, just about to pick his teeth with a toothpick.

He waved his hand: "Xiao Wu, pour me a glass of water!"

【"Xiao Wu"】

[I, Wu Yanzu, have never convinced others before, but I do now]

【Danger Danger Danger】

[Wu Xin: Already blackened]

In the video, Wu Xin slowly approaches Cheng Yi, and what follows is the image and sound effects of the camera falling to the ground.

Of course, this section was added by Cheng Yi to increase the entertainment effect, but in the eyes of the audience, they thought Cheng Yi was fucked by Wu Xin.

There was a beep, and a picture of the TV station having no signal appeared on the screen.

Hahahaha, Lu Jiale is bad, Xunsi Chengyi is not really seeking death, right?

[When we arrived at the scene, we only found this camera]

Finally, Cheng Yi appeared outside the door disheveled, with a rather relaxed expression:

"Viewers, I came out of Xiao Wu's room, and I said it's okay. I'll walk sideways on Xiangnan Satellite TV!"

[Hahahaha, does walking sideways mean being carried out? 】

【It is indeed not dead】

[Please tidy up your clothes first, otherwise your words will not be convincing]

[Sister Xin is gentle in her approach]

"Then go and persecute the next one...Xiaojia."