The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather
Chapter 263 'The first time I went to Happy Camp, it should be the last time'
Weijia's thin face appeared in the video. Obviously, Cheng Yi did not cut the opening and greetings into the video.
[Brother Jia, listen to me and run away, it’s still too late to run away!!!]
【Welcome the next victim】
[Remember Weijia’s smiling face at this moment, the smile will be transferred to my face later]
[It’s been a long time since I read a book. Why is Weijia so thin?]
"Brother Jia, I'll just sit here with you for a while, and you can just do your own thing." Cheng Yi said in the video.
"Okay, sit wherever you want!" Weijia agreed happily.
[Xiaojia outside the door, Brother Jia inside the door]
ten thousand and years later……
As soon as the cutscene of Spongebob Squarepants ended, Cheng Yi pointed to the camera and said silently: "Start now~"
At this time, Weijia seemed to be scrolling through his mobile phone, and Cheng Yi suddenly laughed loudly:
"Ahahahahahaha~"
Vega:d(?д??)!!!
[Hahahaha, Brother Jia was so frightened that he stood up from his stool]
【2333Is this the kind of laughter that humans can make?!】
[It’s so magical]
[Vega: Was there an earthquake? 】
"Brother Jia, look at it." Cheng Yi couldn't help but handed the phone to Weijia's eyes, "This video is so funny, look at it, look at it, oh, hahahaha!"
Weijia looked at it for a while, his expression first serious, then confused, and then he looked at Cheng Yi, as if asking: "Are you serious?"
Cheng Yi:(?w?)
"Hahahahaha, Brother Jia, isn't it funny?"
Weijia nodded reluctantly: "Oh, it's quite funny."
Turning his head, Cheng Yi immediately stopped smiling, and then pointed the interface of his mobile phone at the camera, which was a video teaching cooking.
"Simmer over low heat for thirty minutes. During this process, we cut the potatoes into cubes."
Lu Jia was quite curious at first about what kind of video it was, but when Cheng Yi showed it, it turned out to be a video of serious cooking lessons. Combined with the meticulous voice of the chef, he couldn't hold back any longer.
He was laughing so hard, no wonder Weijia had that expression. If he were Weijia, it would be hard for him not to doubt Cheng Yi's mental state.
[Hahaha, the orange face changes at the speed of light, so cute]
[How did Brother Jia say something funny without conscience?]
[Brother Jia: I know it’s not funny, but I don’t dare to interact with mental patients]
【Vega: Are you okay?】
【Increase the dosage!】
"Hahahahaha~"
One wave after another came up again. Just as Weijia regained his composure, Cheng Yi suddenly burst out laughing again.
"Brother Jia, look, hahahahahaha, this one is even funnier, hahahahaha~"
Vega: "Ah, it's so funny."
Cheng Yi: "Brother Jia, if you think it's funny, you should laugh out loud. Like me, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cough cough--" Cheng Yi: "Brother Jia, you should laugh out loud if you think it's funny. You should laugh out loud like me."
【Hahahaha, is this a joke?】
[Cheng Yi is so dedicated]
Cheng Yi: "What's wrong, Brother Jia, why don't you smile? Do you want me to demonstrate to you again, hahahaha~"
Vega: "Hahahahaha~"
After sharing this video, Cheng Yi changed his face again at the speed of light and showed the video "Home-cooked Braised Prawns in Oil" to the camera.
[Hahahaha, Weijia vividly explained why you can’t laugh if you can’t offend me?]
[Vega: If I am guilty, please judge me instead of letting this psychopath torture me]
"Hahahaha, Brother Jia, look at this video, it's so funny!"
"How to Remove the Fishy Odor from Two-and-a-half-Year-Old Black-footed Hens"
"Hahahaha, this, this~"
"A great rice cooker/stir-fried beef"
"Brother Jia, Brother Jia, this is the funniest! I almost vomited!"
"One bite of mutton, one bite of soup, grab the mutton with your hands"
Weijia looked resentful: "Cheng Yi, I'll give you this recipe. Is it that funny?"
[Hahahaha, Weijia is worthy of being a host, so I’ll give you this recipe, hahahahaha]
[Recipes = complete collection of jokes, cooking tutorials = funny videos]
[Brother Jia is so miserable. He wanted to take a rest, but Cheng Yi tortured him almost crazy.]
Weijia: "Cheng Yi, please go out. I beg you. Go to Teacher He's room. His room is big. Can you let me go?"
Cheng Yi: "Hey, hey, no!"
Cheng Yi was eventually kicked out.
He knocked on the door frantically: "Brother Jia, Brother Jia, Xiaojia, Xiaojia!!"
It's a pity that no one paid attention to it.
Cheng Yi looked at the camera and said helplessly: "Oh, I wanted to share some funny videos with him, but why don't I appreciate it at all?"
[Diverting trouble to the east]
【"Funny Video"】
[Laughing to death, being kicked out]
[Cheng Yi reminds me of a classmate. He also showed me some videos that were not funny. He was so annoying.]
"Next, go torture Xiao Tao."
This time Cheng Yi went in directly holding the camera.
Seeing the camera, Haitao was still a little confused, but thinking of Cheng Yi's identity, he asked: "Are you taking a video?"
Cheng Yi: "Yes, it's my first time here at Kuaiben, so I took the opportunity to shoot a video."
Next, Cheng Yi took a picture of Haitao's room, and then said: "Hello, audience friends, I'm here to participate in the quick book today. Let's see who this is!"
Seeing that the camera was pointed at him, Haitao quickly raised his smile and said hello to the camera.
Cheng Yi: "This is Weijia from the Happy Family, Brother Jia~"
Haitao's smile suddenly froze on his face.
[Hahahahaha, refer to Tao as a blessing]
【Haitao: Am I actually Weijia?】
Haitao took a deep breath and said: "I am ℃ Haitao!"
Cheng Yi quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm going to do it all over again. Hello everyone, I'm here to participate in the quick book today. Let's see who this is."
Haitao smiled and said hello again.
"This is Xiao Tao from the Happy Family~ Xiao Tao, saying hello to everyone!"
【Xiao Tao says hello to everyone】×99
【Hahahahaha】
【Absolutely amazing!!!】
[How did Cheng Yi become so brave?]
Haitao: "No, you call me Xiaotao?"
Cheng Yi: "Yes, Xiaotao, what's wrong, Xiaotao, can't I call you Xiaotao? I think the name Xiaotao is quite cute, don't you think Xiaotao?"
Haitao: "Get out!"
Cheng Yi: "Hey, Xiaotao, don't push me, Xiaotao!"
Bang——
[Hahahaha, I was kicked out again]
[Xiao Tao is so strong]
【quite funny】
【Laughing till I hit the bed】
【Is there no one in this world that Cheng Yi is afraid of? 】
"Next, there are two people left, Xiaona and Xiaohe. Let's go to Xiaona's room first."
"I have already thought of a way to prank Xiaona. I will pretend to take pictures of her later, but in fact I will take a selfie and look at her expression."
[Hahaha, this method is perfect]
[It suddenly occurred to me that this can also be used to prank my girlfriend! 】
[Upstairs, where do you have a girlfriend? 】
After entering Sister Na's room, Cheng Yi saw that Sister Na had already put on makeup and asked directly: "Sister Na, don't you even wear light makeup on the show?"
Sister Na: (`Δ′)!
[Good guy, accurately step on thunder]
[In a word, I let the popular female host make my heart beat faster]
【True Heartbeat Accelerating】
Sister Na blew her beard and stared: "No, what do you mean?"
Cheng Yi said seriously: "I mean you should put on light makeup instead of looking so beautiful like a fairy. Do other female stars still have a way to survive?"
"Hahahaha~", Sister Na's gloom suddenly turned bright, "Oh, your little mouth is quite sweet! You have a bright future!"
[Cheng Yi’s mouth is really amazing]
[If I have Cheng Yi’s emotional intelligence, I won’t have to worry about finding a girlfriend]
[Sister Na, please pay attention to your expression management, you are a 36-year-old middle-aged woman!]
[Hahaha, the one in front of me, Sister Na, wanted to hit someone after hearing this.]
"Sister Na, I actually have some experience in photography. You are so beautiful today, can I take a set of photos for you?"
Sister Na flicked her hair, and Pu Xin was full of words: "Come on, shoot!"
But when she saw Cheng Yi put the camera on the table and took out his cell phone to take pictures, she was confused: "No, you don't need a camera to take pictures?"
Cheng Yi explained: "The camera is out of battery."
"All right."
Then, Cheng Yi turned on the front camera and took a selfie while giving instructions:
"Hey, smile brighter and straighten your legs, hey, right~"
"Okay, let's change the action again."
"Very beautiful"
"Perfect"
What you see in the video is that Sister Na is posing happily.
An arrow points to Sister Na "without any knowledge"!
As for Cheng Yi, he kept making faces and looking secretly happy.
[Very good-looking (referring to myself)]
[Perfect (referring to oneself)]
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha】
[Looking forward to Sister Na’s reaction when she sees the photo next]
[I don’t dare to watch the ending anymore]
"Have you finished filming?" Sister Na asked.
"It's over, it's over!"
Cheng Yi showed her the photos. They were all handsome photos of himself!
Sister Na: “???”
Sister Na: “Where are my photos? You didn’t take them for me?”
Cheng Yi: "Yes, I lied to you. I wasn't actually taking pictures of you. They were all selfies."
Cheng Yi: "Although I didn't take the photo for you, you can tell me whether it looks good or not. I'll just say that I have good skills."
Sister Na: "You're done! Do you know what it feels like to die?"
"Wait!" Cheng Yi took back the camera, then switched it to selfie mode and pointed it at himself and Sister Na, "Can I round it a bit?"
Sister Na gritted her teeth: "Say it!"
Cheng Yi leaned close to Sister Na's ear and said: "Xiao Na, in front of me, you will always be Xiao Na!"
[Hahahaha, shit]
【Devil Whisper】
【Cortana 1/1】
Sister Na: "Ahhhhh!"
Cheng Yi ran away immediately.
Sister Na chased after me: "Stop, don't run!"
Khaki off too, Mollo Molloy——
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