The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 343 Men can no longer dress so childishly after they are twenty years old

"Hello everyone, I am Cheng Yi, the leader of UP who strives to bring happiness to everyone. Today is the day for recruiting new members for our school's 100th team.

Ahem, I’m just a humble person, but as the monitor of the first class, the class president of grade 16, and one of the top students in professional grades, I was entrusted with an important task by the school and founded a small club."

Cheng Yi used his index finger and thumb to make a small gap, and then he said melancholy:

"Well, as you all know, excellent people are like fireflies in the dark night, so popular and outstanding. I was unwilling to accept such an opportunity and wanted to leave the opportunity to more people.

But the principal said, he said that with great ability comes great responsibility. An outstanding person like me should take on more responsibilities. I don’t think I can escape.

Therefore, for the welfare of thousands of classmates, for the honor of the school, for world peace, for the tranquility of the earth, and for the stability of the multiverse, I could only sacrifice my spare time and reluctantly opened a club.

The name of the club is the "I Understand the Internet" Club. Today, I will lead everyone to participate in our school's 100-team recruitment immersion from a first-person perspective.

I have two goals today. One is to join a few clubs to make up for the regret of not joining any clubs during my freshman year.

The second one is to recruit new members for my own club."

"But first~"

Cheng Yi scanned his whole body with the camera and said: "We need to change our clothes first. After a boy turns eighteen, he can no longer dress like a child. Especially since I, as the head of a club, have to

It gives people a mature and stable impression.”

After saying that, Cheng Yi turned off the camera temporarily, then turned to Zhou Hengfeng and said:

"A Feng, change clothes!"

"Maybe we'll see fellow student Ziqiu today!" Zhou Hengfeng said.

"Ah, yes, what's wrong?"

Zhou Hengfeng held a pair of blue-striped polo shirts only worn by middle-aged people with two fingers, covered his forehead and said, "Wei Ziqiu's father was wearing this the day he came!"

"Pfft -" Cheng Yi hugged Zhou Hengfeng and said, "Isn't this better? Think about it, the man Wei Ziqiu is closest to must be his father. Dressing like this will directly let her feel the father's love. This is the highest level of hunting.

Female means.”

Cheng Yi leaned into Zhou Hengfeng's ear and whispered: "Isn't it said on the Internet? When a girl falls in love, she will find a man who is more like her father, who can make her feel safe and protect her from wind and rain. Now is your chance.

!”

Zhou Hengfeng looked at Cheng Yi seriously and said, "Cheng Yi, I can feel that you are deceiving me."

Cheng Yi jumped back and said in surprise: "A Feng, how did you learn to be smart?"

Zhou Hengfeng was extremely dissatisfied with Cheng Yi's reaction:

"I've always been very smart, right? You think I'm easy to deceive, but I'm just cooperating with you!"

"A Feng...you are serious, I will cry to death!"

Zhou Hengfeng changed his attitude: "Don't look at me like that, let me change my clothes! I know that making a video with you is the most important thing, and what if what you say is true?"

Cheng Yi is absolutely defeated!

After a while, Zhou Hengfeng and Cheng Yi changed their clothes.

Cheng Yi had his hair slicked back and smoothed.

His upper body is an all-black jacket with a small lapel without any logo, highlighting its simplicity and simplicity.

Wearing a short-sleeved white shirt with a breast pocket underneath, a pair of long black trousers, and a pair of black Oxford shoes.

He held a black briefcase under his arm, and in his other hand was a water glass with tea and wolfberry in it.

The style of the department is so high that no one below the department level would dare to wear it like this.

Zhou Hengfeng and Cheng Yi have completely different styles. He has a middle-aged and elderly polo shirt on his upper body, a belt around his waist, a bunch of keys hanging on the belt, and crystal slippers and blue socks on his feet.

Cheng Yi restarts:

"Okay, I'm done changing my clothes. This outfit is suitable for my identity! All the gentlemen in the audience, hurry up and imitate me! Come on, Ah Feng will show off too!"

Cheng Yi also included Zhou Hengfeng in the shot.

Zhou Hengfeng immediately started to perform. He held his glasses with one hand and held the phone away from him with the other hand. He squinted and stared at the screen of the phone. When he heard Cheng Yi's voice, he pulled down his glasses and looked at the camera:

"ah?"

"Okay! Ah Feng integrated in very quickly! Without further ado, let's go to the Hundred Regiment recruitment site!"

In order to prevent being recognized from the beginning, Cheng Yi and Zhou Hengfeng also wore masks. Not to mention, no one would recognize them with the masks on their outfits.

After arriving at the recruitment location for the Hundred Regiment, Cheng Yi said to Cheng Guanxi: "When you are shooting, remember to take more photos of the reactions of passers-by, and be sure not to be discovered."

Cheng Guanxi nodded and said, "Mr. Cheng, I understand."

Soon, Cheng Yi began to get into the mood. He walked in front, hands behind his back, taking one step with his feet, showing off his old-cadre style, and coughing from time to time to attract attention.

Zhou Hengfeng followed Cheng Yi, matching Cheng Yi's performance. When Cheng Yi raised his hand to point in some direction, he immediately got close and pretended to agree with Cheng Yi.

When some freshmen saw the two of them, a flash of fear flashed in their eyes, and they all stood aside to make way. The crowded crowd squeezed out a path, allowing Cheng Yi and Zhou Hengfeng to pass unimpeded.

In the distance, under an awning, two security guards were shocked when they saw Cheng Yi and Zhou Hengfeng.

"Are you a teacher from our school?"

"I've never seen it before, and it doesn't look like a teacher. Does the teacher dress like this?"

"Could it be that the leader of some department came to inspect?"

"No notice was given!"

"Don't worry about whether I was notified or not, call Teacher Jiao quickly!"

On the other side, Cheng Yi and Zhou Hengfeng were having fun.

One of the clubs caught Cheng Yi's attention. This club is called: Singles Club.

There are four big characters written on the signboard: "Single is glorious."

Cheng Yi said into the Little Bee radio: "The name of the singles club sounds like it is very suitable for us singles to join. It's good, let's go and have a look."

Seeing Cheng Yi and Zhou Hengfeng approaching from a distance, a member of the singles club immediately stood up.

Cheng Yi unscrewed the water cup, pulled the mask out a little, exposed his mouth, sipped slowly, then spat out the non-existent tea foam, pointed at her and said:

"Ahem, which one, what, hey, let me tell you."

The club member is a girl. She is nervous and confused at this time, and her eyes are full of confusion: So what are you going to say?

"This club of yours is a singles club. Is it a new club that I've never heard of?"

The girl listened to Cheng Yi's words, and her heart beat. This person couldn't be a leader in this outfit, right? What did he mean by asking? Is it because the influence of our club is not good? Doesn't it fit the main theme?

How should I answer?

If I don't answer well, the club won't be banned, right?

"Leader, our club has only been established for two years. It is a new club, but it is our club," the girl replied in a panic.

Cheng Yi interrupted directly: "Then please introduce your club. If you speak well, I can consider it."

"Ah? Oh!"

I'm coming!

It’s real! Which leader of the school is this, right?!

Don’t even think about it, he said to think about it, definitely considering whether our society should continue to exist!

It’s over!

The club has reached its most dangerous moment, but why has such an important mission fallen on me?

Although the girl was wailing in her heart, she still managed to answer:

"Report, leader! Our singles association is a healing association led by the single class and based on the maternal-fetal SOLO alliance. Although it is called the singles agreement, it actually welcomes singles from all walks of life and provides various love technical support and

An association for exchange and sharing of love experiences.”

"Then what activities do you have?"

"Some, such as on Valentine's Day, we will organize members to go to places where couples hang out more and watch them show off their love. This is to help them effectively manage their emotions when facing dog abuse and become an elegant single dog.

Of course, we will also hold lectures and invite members who have been single the longest to share their experiences to provide negative examples for everyone. We will also invite people with rich love experience to teach us advanced love knowledge, and "

Cheng Yi interrupted again: "Stop talking."

The girl's face turned pale, her mouth pouted, and she was about to cry.

It’s over, I must have said something wrong somewhere!

I'm sorry, president, I hurt you, the club is going to be banned, woo woo woo~

"I've thought about it carefully——"

The girl's heart keeps sinking.

"I want to join your club."

"Ah???", the girl's eyes widened, "No, you, are you here to join the club?"

"Otherwise? What else am I here for? Get me two registration forms."

"Ah? Oh!"

The girl quickly handed two to Cheng Yi.

Cheng Yi and Zhou Hengfeng lay on the table and quickly filled out the form.

"How much is the registration fee?" Cheng Yi asked again.

The girl was still out of the situation and replied blankly: "10 yuan per person."

Cheng Yi took out his mobile phone and scanned twenty yuan for her: "Do you have any proof?"

"ah?"

"Certificate of joining the society."

"No, I will send you a text message later."

"OK."

After handing the registration forms to the girls, Cheng Yi and Zhou Hengfeng left with steady steps.

"Hey, that teaching building needs to be renovated! Call the president of the University of Science and Technology tomorrow and ask him to write an application and allocate tens or tens of billions to him."

"And there, this lake needs to be expanded. It must be at least as big as Erhai Lake!"

"Boss, even HKUST is not that big!"

"Dig! Use the best quality ear pick!"

The voices of Cheng Yi and Zhou Hengfeng became farther and farther away.

The girls in the singles club looked at the two names on the registration form: Cheng Yi and Zhou Hengfeng, alone and messy in the wind.

(End of chapter)