The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 344 The key issue is how to define a key issue as a key issue

"Well, the name of your club is not very healthy."

Cheng Yi opened the water cup, rubbed the lid of the water cup against the rim, and stared at the boy in front of him.

Zhou Hengfeng coughed, stamped his feet, and said, "Introduce the purpose of your club!"

The boy who was jointly tortured by Cheng Yi and Zhou Hengfeng was photographed under the strong aura of the two, trembling, and said in a trembling voice:

"Teacher, can someone else speak to you? How about I call our president?"

"No, just you, just tell me."

"Ah, okay."

Like a primary school student who was whipped by the teacher to answer a question in class, the boy held his neck with a stick and read: "Well, the name of our club is the 'If you don't do it, you will die' club."

Cheng Yi frowned: "Hiss~"

Zhou Hengfeng shook his head.

Seeing this scene, the boy stopped and explained: "Leader, the name of our club is just a gimmick, but it's actually very healthy!"

Cheng Yi said: "It doesn't matter, you continue."

"Good leader~", the boy wiped the sweat from his head and said, "Our club mainly accommodates people with social fears, helps them break their fear of social interaction, and improves their social skills through various activities.

Psychological quality, and finally achieve the goal of completely letting go and no longer being afraid of social interaction.”

"Then what activities does your club organize?"

"Well, our club has set up five levels based on different levels.

The first level is to participate in a flash mob activity and initially relax your body and mind.

The second level is to go to the classroom to give a speech, introduce our club, and build confidence.

The third level is to strike up conversations with people on the street and add ten strangers to WeChat in one day, completely abandoning social fear.

The fourth level is to insert yourself into other people's conversations at a milk tea shop and chat for more than ten minutes to become a social master.

The fifth level is to lie on the ground in Wanda Plaza for half an hour to complete the evolution from social phobia to social master."

"How does your club charge?"

"The entrance fee is 20 yuan. If you complete the above five items, you will be our official member. If you become a formal member, we will refund the membership fee.

If it is not completed, we can only count as our peripheral members, and we will quit when we finish the challenge."

"Director Cheng, what do you think?" Zhou Hengfeng leaned into Cheng Yi's ear and asked, but his eyes were still fixed on the boy.

Cheng Yi also focused on the boy, tilted his head and whispered to Zhou Hengfeng.

The boy felt great pressure, especially when he heard Zhou Hengfeng's "director" call, which confirmed a certain suspicion in his mind.

Cheng Yi and Zhou Hengfeng discussed it for a full minute. This minute made the boy feel like his days had passed and he was so panicked.

Just like during an interview, two interviewers are whispering to each other, and the result of the communication directly affects the fate of the job seeker.

At this time, the boys also felt that their club stood at a watershed in destiny.

"What's for lunch today?" Cheng Yi asked.

Zhou Hengfeng replied: "Eat the canteen?"

"I'm tired of eating. I've been eating for a week. Why don't we go out to eat something for lunch today?"

"Stir-fried vegetables, claypot rice, noodles, vermicelli, spicy hotpot?"

"Let's go eat fish meal with grains. I haven't eaten it for a long time."

"Okay, your treat, I want to add an extra egg."

"I'm treating you to a guest, please buy me lemonade."

"Okay, deal."

…

"Ahem~" Cheng Yi coughed, and Zhou Hengfeng retracted his leaning body.

Then Cheng Yi started to tidy up and spoke in official accent:

"Today, your community has to face a critical issue."

I'm coming!

"The key issue is how to define a key issue as a key issue. With this question in mind, let's re-examine this key issue."

Boy:Gah???

At this time, two security guards arrived accompanied by a middle-aged man with a big belly and silver eyes from the Mediterranean Sea.

This person is the teacher Jiao mentioned by the security guards, who is from the school's academic affairs department.

Just when the security guard spoke up, Teacher Jiao heard Cheng Yi's words and quickly raised his palms, as if listening, with an expression of admiration on his face.

After Cheng Guanxi saw the trio appear, he quietly turned the camera and filmed the trio of security guards.

"I think the key issue is the problem that your society has to face. So when facing this kind of problem (Zhensheng), the key issue, how should it become the key to the problem."

"I have also thought deeply about this issue every day and night."

Boy: Ah? Boss, didn’t you just come here? Why are you here day and night?

Seeing the confusion on the boy's face, Teacher Jiao shook his head: Today's children have too low political awareness and do not understand the profound meaning of the leaders' words.

Day and night is obviously a rhetorical device, indicating that this leader attaches great importance to this issue!

“We firmly believe that if we grasp the key to the problem, that is to say, if we grasp the key to the problem, we will definitely be able to, or in other words, have already

, Ah, in other words, if you grasp the key to the problem, then there will be no key issues."

"There is no more critical issue, no matter how critical it is!" Cheng Yi raised his index finger and shook it, "It's not a problem. Tell me, am I right?"

Teacher Jiao on the side nodded repeatedly, seeming to have a great understanding.

"Is there anything else you want to add?"

The boy looked sad: "Leader, what are you going to do to our club?"

Cheng Yi shook his head, as if he was very disappointed, with an expression that could not be carved out of rotten wood. Zhou Hengfeng asked: "Don't you understand yet?"

The boy shook his head, who can understand this?

"Bring over two registration forms."

"Oh~Here~", although the boy didn't understand why, he was quite obedient.

The scene between Cheng Yi and Zhou Hengfeng reappeared. After filling out the form and paying the money, they handed the form to the boy.

"The key issue of your association is the arrival of two new members."

"Huh?", the boy was confused.

When he saw the word "sophomore" in the grade column on the registration form, he was a little unsure. He lowered his head and looked up and compared it repeatedly.

So, are you students?

"Remember to inform us of the time for club activities."

After saying that, just as Zhou Hengfeng and Cheng Yi were about to persecute the next club, Teacher Jiao and two security guards stopped them.

Before Teacher Jiao could open his mouth, Cheng Yi recognized him: "Teacher Jiao? Why are you here?"

Cheng Yi is the grade leader and often handles some student affairs. He knows all the teachers from the Student Affairs Office of the courtyard and the Student Affairs Office of the school.

Teacher Jiao is naturally no stranger to him either.

"Who are you?" Teacher Jiao even used honorifics.

He stared at Cheng Yi's eyes for a while, then suddenly opened his mouth and pointed at Cheng Yi: "You, you are."

"I'm Cheng Yi." Cheng Yi took off his mask.

Teacher Jiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Why is it you? I thought some leader suddenly came to inspect the school without notice. I was so frightened that I rode an electric bicycle and came right away without stopping."

He looked at Cheng Yi's outfit, briefcase, and the wolfberry soaking in a thermos cup with a strange expression: "What are you doing?"

"Hahaha." Cheng Yi laughed awkwardly. He didn't expect that his entire activity would alarm the school teacher. He was also quite embarrassed and explained, "Teacher Jiao is taking the video."

"Okay." Teacher Jiao was speechless. He didn't expect it to be a false alarm.

After chatting with Cheng Yi for a while, Teacher Jiao said: "Okay, you have fun, if you have nothing else to do, I'll leave."

"Um~Teacher Jiao, you appeared in the video just now, can you be cut out?"

Teacher Jiao thought about it for a moment and seemed to feel that there was nothing to avoid, so he said: "Okay, cut it in, the teacher supports your career."

Cheng Yi quickly thanked him: "Hey, thank you, teacher. I will come to your office in two days to sit up and sit down~"

"Okay, I'll make you some tea."

After Teacher Jiao and the two security guards left, Cheng Yi found that a group of people had gathered around him. It turned out that he was discovered after he took off his mask.

"Senior Cheng Yi, ah ah, can I take a photo with you?"

"It's so crowded, please spread out a little! Let me in!"

"Senior Cheng Yi, I am your fan!"

"Ahhh, Huaxia Boy, I love you Huaxia Boy!"

"Huh?" Cheng Yi suddenly turned his head.

You fake fan!

(End of chapter)