The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 350 "China has tricks"

[Laughing to death, Cheng Yi’s videos always surprise me. The memes are so dense, there are several laughs in one minute, especially when I meet the real leader. It’s a stroke of genius. Douban score is 9.9!

Although I’m tired of asking this question, does Cheng Yi really have no bottlenecks?]

"Lu Xiucai: What is you? What is me?

Huaqiangbei: What is true?

Cheng Yi: What is the bottleneck?"

"Other up owners of Station X: What? Cheng Yi updated the video?! The material is here!"

[Chengzi, can you perform that again? It’s the three videos in three days.]

"Cheng Yi is a bastard. He is dying. If you don't believe me, ask him @成义"

"@成伊 No, we are just urging you to update. There is no need to lose your temper, right? Post a video and we will forgive you."

"It's so funny, the classic Void Searching for Enemies."

"Let's see! We have called for updates so many times, but he has never responded to us. Is it possible that he is not willing to accept the provocation?"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

[After 18 years old, you can directly become a school leader.[doge]]

"I have never understood what the leaders were pointing at when they were walking around the school. They would always point at a certain place with their fingers. Watching the video, it was so real."

"This is for people carrying cameras to take pictures. If you look at the tweets of leaders' inspections, the pictures in them are all in this style. It's almost the same as Cheng Yi's videos."

[I wore this outfit to my girlfriend’s house, but I didn’t expect my mother-in-law to take notice of me]

"The last time I went back to the village wearing this, the village chief nodded and bowed when he saw me from a distance. But when he got closer and saw me, he gave me a big mouth [sad]"

"Village Chief: I think you can't tell the difference between the big and small kings."

[I hope whoever is reading this sentence will always be happy.]

[Before posting a comment, we have to face an embarrassing question, that is, what is a comment? The definition of a comment is that you need to comment on what you most want to say about a work. With this definition, let’s

Re-examining the comments, I think that the comments are the comments that each of us longs to comment on. So when faced with such comments, how should the comments in our minds become reasonable comments? We all agree that we have grasped the key

comments, then that means grasping the reasonable comments]

"Yes, I suggest you recite the full text [laughing and crying]"

"Not enough nonsense."

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After this video went viral, almost the entire internet was imitating Cheng Yi's meme, "Men should not dress too childishly after they are 18 years old."

Carroll also followed the local customs and imitated the situation, photographing a woman who cannot dress too childishly after she is eighteen years old.

The barrage is also very interesting. They are all making fun of this useless cultural export, and have derived memes about "global aging".

Netizens are also very funny, putting Li Ziqi and Cheng Yi together, jokingly saying: Li Ziqi is nothing, the real cultural output must be regarded as Cheng Yi!

Cheng Yi said ah!

However, the most popular person on the Internet recently is not Cheng Yi, but Wu Wang.

For example, it is like the sun in the sky, emitting infinite light. Although it is real, it no longer feels real to people who are used to all this.

On the contrary, if a bomb comes and explodes at this time, then this bomb will instantly gain a higher degree of discussion than the sun.

And this bomb that exploded was King Wu.

There were previously three factions of Chopstick Hands:

The ruthless system, representative characters: Brother Dao, Brother Tiger, Xiao Liang, Donald Duck, Captain Shamate...

The name is Mai, and the representative figure is Tian Zuo.

An earthy drama series, with the representative characters Sanda Di and Erma.

But in 2017, there were too many negative news, about underage mothers, about DD fears, about offline appointments and so on.

Chopstickshand finally attracted Iron Fist. Chopstickshand was interviewed by relevant departments and ordered to make rectifications. After entering September, Chopstickshand announced an emergency expansion of the team of auditors, and has cleaned up 51,000 problematic short videos and banned more than 11,000 users.

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At the same time, the official account of the Chopstickshand community issued a penalty announcement. As of now, more than 100 high-fan accounts have been banned, including many well-known Internet celebrities with six to seven million fans.

All the ruthless people were banned, and a large number of people were also banned from the Shoumai department.

At this time, King Wu, as a soul figure with positive energy and earthy flavor, released the song "Urbrgroun".

And shouted out the classic saying: "Don't compare too much as a person, compare with laser rain".

For a time, "Social Shake + Huashou" gave the confused Chopsticks Hands Internet celebrity a way out, and became popular among Chopstickshou.

Especially in low-end high schools, junior high schools, and technical schools, flower waving is extremely popular. In their circles, the most beautiful love words are no longer "I love you" but "Let me wave my flower hand to show you."

"Flower shaking hands" has become a trend and fashion among young people with chopsticks. Whoever shakes it fast or well will be awesome and have priority in choosing a mate. Just like some birds fight for the right to choose a mate.

Dance, in Chopstick Hands Youth, this dance is social shaking and flower hands.

How popular are the waving and flowering hands in society? Let’s put it this way, even if you lie in bed all day brushing your chopsticks, the internet celebrity who is waving the flowering hands will not be the same.

The King of Wu is also known as the "Spiritual Guy Patriarch".

And he is also the most educated among the spirited guys.

According to the Internet, there are definitely no more than three young men who can calculate the root number 4. Wu Wang accounts for two and a half, and Cheng Yi accounts for half.

There is a quota for co-authorship that is not reserved for other energetic young people.

As the master of chopsticks, King Wu relied on his own appeal to hold an offline social dance competition. The name of the competition was "Huaxia Flower Hands" and the venue was Shonan University of Science and Technology.

There were countless responders at once, including several million-level chopstick-hand Internet celebrities, such as Dai Lanzi, Brother Shame, and Erma.

But it is a pity that the shameful brother had his tooth chipped because he used an electric drill to eat corn, and was hospitalized, so he was unable to participate; the second horse went to meet the top brother offline, and the top brother took him to suck D, which led to the second horse's current situation

I was caught and my account was blocked.

There are so many things like this, there are still many Internet celebrities who signed up but did not come due to various reasons.

But there are also many Chopsticks Hands Internet celebrities who have come. After all, Wu Wang is now the most popular Chopsticks Hands Internet celebrity. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is the first brother of Chopsticks Hands. It is an honor to be able to compete with him on the same stage.

Well, at least there is real traffic.

Internet celebrities are vultures that chase traffic. If they have such an opportunity, of course they will not let it go.

Dai Lanzi is one of them. He first showed up in Tieba, going to RP whenever he wanted to eat and drink, and later followed Brother Dao to develop in Chopsticks Hand.

As soon as he arrived at Chopsticks, he caught up with the incident of "Xie Wenyu scolding Cheng Yi". Dai Lanzi sensed an opportunity and stood firmly on Cheng Yi's side, angrily scolding Xie Wenyu with such anger that he was even more anxious than Xie Wenyu scolding his father.

So Dailanzi became popular, and with the help of Cheng Yi's fans, it quickly reached one or two million fans.

Relying on this 200,000 fan base, he survived in Chopsticks Hand, and later gradually formed his own style. He is now a well-known Internet celebrity in Chopsticks Hand, and he also survived the severe crackdown incident.

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At this time, Dai Lanzi arrived at the north gate of Shonan University of Science and Technology. He turned his back to the school gate, raised his mobile phone, and said to the camera:

"Brothers, I finally came to Hunan University of Science and Technology. Although this is not a bar dance, nor is it a two-year-old school, it is the number one Internet celebrity school on the Internet. What a concept! The admission score of the University of Science and Technology this year is ten points higher than last year.

, let Cheng Yi pull him up alone!

Moreover, all the Internet celebrities in this school can create a short video platform.

Really, I am a humble tutor, and now my legs are a little weak. When I see the students from the University of Science and Technology, I really want to kneel down and give them a pounding.

I often say, "If you have a professional, you have a dedicated soul, and if you have a specialist, the person is the best." But isn't that just a boast? You can deceive others, but you can't deceive yourself.

I'm in now, "Chinese Flower Hands" is about to start, I've been practicing for a week, and I will give my brothers a chance to win first place!

Let us shout out our slogan: Bring a dedicated person to bring a dedicated soul, and bring a dedicated hand to whoever is afraid!

Start it!"

(End of chapter)