The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather
Chapter 351 Brother Dao and Dai Lanzi
Chapter 351 Brother Dao and Dai Lanzi
"A university is more expensive than our majors. Look at this teaching building, this road, this grove..."
After entering the HKUST campus, Dai Lanzi thought that he would attract a lot of people's attention by walking and talking while holding up a selfie stick, but in the end no one even looked at him twice, not even as much as the dog on the roadside.
"Brothers, let's be honest, are all the students at HKUST so arrogant? I, Chopstick Hand, with an account worth four to five million, don't have a place in HKUST?"
When Dai Lanzi saw a boy, he quickly chased after him, then held up his mobile phone to include both of them in the camera.
However, he did not speak immediately. Instead, he pursed his lips and kept a straight face, walking side by side with the boys.
The boy frowned at first and ignored him. He walked forward quickly, trying to get rid of Dai Lanzi, but Dai Lanzi followed him closely like a dog-skin plaster.
The boy stopped, turned to stare at Dai Lanzi, and asked in a cold voice: "What do you want to do? Do you believe I can call the security guard?"
Dai Lanzi immediately changed his look, a smile spread across his face, a playful smile, and he nodded and bowed:
"Brother, don't be angry. I'm joking. Don't be so serious."
"What do you want to do?"
"I just want to interview you." Dai Lanzi handed the boy a cigarette.
The boy waved his hand and said, "I don't smoke." However, his expression softened and he asked again, "What do you want to ask?"
"I want to ask you why you don't have any reaction when you meet an internet celebrity. I've been walking around in your school for ten minutes holding up my mobile phone and talking, and no one has even looked at me."
The boy looked Dailanzi up and down and asked, "Do you have one million fans on a single platform? Do you have 10 million fans on all platforms?"
"No, no."
The boy pulled up his account on Station
"If not, it's over! You're not Cheng Yi, Zhang Hanran. Oh, my fans are urging me to update, so I'm leaving first!"
After saying that, the boy left quickly.
Dailanzi was dumbfounded and said to the camera: "I have humiliated my brothers by asking for it. Kedai is so terrible. Just one person has nearly 100,000 fans."
As if he remembered something, Dai Lanzi quickly chased after him and said loudly: "Classmate, where is the South School Club!"
The boy turned around and asked, "Do you want to go to Nanju?"
"Yeah, right."
"Okay, then you can come with me!"
The South School Club is a venue of HKUST. Usually, some cultural and sports activities, lectures, debate competitions, etc. are held here.
After arriving at the South School Club, there were two registration personnel at the door. After identifying themselves and showing their credentials, they led Lanzi and the boys into the venue.
By this time, the venue was already overcrowded.
Sitting in the front row on the first floor were rockers from all over the country, wearing all kinds of fancy clothes, 30% of them were leopard prints, 30% were in trousers, and 30% were in tight suits.
The people sitting at the back of the first floor and the platform on the second floor are all spectators.
After being assigned to the corresponding seats, I took a look to the left and saw a smooth winter melon head. I exclaimed: "Oh, isn't this my Brother Dao?"
"Brother Dao, I can see you alive!"
Brother Dao was sitting on the seat with a big belly. When he saw Dai Lanzi, he bounced on the seat: "Oh my god, Basket, you are here too."
Dai Lanzi held the mobile phone, turned towards Brother Dao, and said: "Brothers, look who this is, this is not our leader, Brother Dao!"
"Brother Dao!" Dai Lanzi looked at Brother Dao up and down and asked, "Why are you acting like this now? How popular were you before? Let's talk about it. When we posted on the forum, all those videos of yours were
It’s a classic, you know? You used to be so popular.”
"Listen to me!" Brother Dao put his hand on Dai Lanzi's shoulder, "When I was using Chopsticks, I was playing a PK with someone else, and I made a mistake. I lost."
The blue-eyed man's expression was one of dumbfounded first, then awe-inspiring: "You've missed the mark, you!"
Brother Dao nodded and said, "Ah!"
Dai Lanzi applauded Brother Dao: 'So you were banned by Chopstick Hands?'
"ah."
"Then do you still take videos?"
"What can we do if we don't take videos? We don't know how to do anything else."
"So now that you are filming, is there any platform that dares to hire you?" Dai Lanzi asked.
Brother Dao replied: "I am at station X now."
"Station
Having said this, Dai Lanzi couldn't help but look suspicious:
"Can you get along at station
Tell me, who asked you to go to station X, and what do you think?"
"King Wu."
"ah?"
"I sent a private message to King Wu. I was wondering if King Wu is now the first brother of Chopstick Shou. Chopstick Shou must give him some face. Originally, I wanted him to say hello to Chopstick Shou for me, but it didn't work. Then King Wu recommended me.
Went to station X.”
"Oh, King Wu told you, but is station X okay?"
"Okay!" Speaking of this, Brother Dao was quite excited, "I changed my name to the second dimension Daojiang. Now I have tens of thousands of fans. I often broadcast live. You said they really rewarded me. What the hell is that?
There are five or six of them in Changdu."
"Second dimension? Daojiang? Hundreds of thousands of fans? You?"
Dai Lanzi carefully examined the bald, garlic-nosed, naive man in front of him, with an IQ of no more than 100, and he really couldn't associate him with the above-mentioned words.
"Look, there are many people from X station who have added me and asked me to send them birthday wishes. It costs one hundred yuan a piece. This money is easy to come by."
"Show me." Dai Lanzi was stunned.
"Here, look."
Brother Dao clicked on a video he had recorded for someone else. It started with Brother Dao frantically slapping his forehead several times, and then he said:
"Hello everyone, I am Dao Jiang from the second dimension. I wish Li Yue a happy birthday and be happy every day. I will definitely have your good fruits to eat in the future! Brother Dao wishes you a mouth full of teeth and a mouth full of nagging. Tyson doesn't even dare to celebrate his birthday. You
Even better than Tyson!"
After reading it, Dai Lanzi couldn't stand it anymore: "No, there really is an idiot who transferred 100 yuan to you just to let you take this picture?"
Brother Dao was unhappy: "How can you be an idiot? That's my family!"
Just as Dai Lanzi and Brother Dao were reminiscing about the past, "Chinese Flower Hands" also officially started, and the entire competition was broadcast live in King Wu's live broadcast room.
The competition is divided into two parts. The first part is to use the accompaniment of the social rock song "URBBRGROUN" to compete with who can shake the flower hand the fastest. The competition is for a group of four.
The second part is the individual competition. Everyone can choose their own BGM and perform social improvisation.
At this time, King Wu's live broadcast room was already overcrowded, and the slogans of various anchors flooded the screen in the live broadcast room.
"Who am I fighting for with all my blood, just for my Yangxian Family Army!"
"I'm roaring with my sword, just for the sake of my son Qi Tiandao!"
"The only one who has the most popular fans in society is the goddess Empress Ni!"
But among the many slogans, it was King Wu who dominated half of the country with an overwhelming advantage.
"King Wu, King Wu, is crazy for you. I, my king, will fight in all directions!"
Especially when King Wu came out, the barrage in the live broadcast room was even more explosive:
"Welcome to my king and our ancestor!"
"Ah ah ah, King Wu, I want to give birth to a monkey for you! You are so handsome!"
"When will my boyfriend be able to shake like you?"
"I'm so excited. King Wu has made history, and we Wu Jiajun are lucky enough to witness history!"
(End of chapter)
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