The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 426 "The most invincible meal challenge in history: I take Jay Chou to Cyndi Wang's house to have meal!!!" 3

"Ring ring ring——"

"Sorry, the user you dialed is temporarily unavailable. Please call again later."

The scene froze, and a sad BGM sounded in the video.

Lu Jia looked at Zhou Jielun's messy appearance in the BGM, and his words seemed to still linger in his ears:

"This game is basically over."

"I'll show you what it means to be friends between life and death!"

The contrast between the before and after face slaps was too strong, coupled with the special effects and BGM, it directly amplified the effect of the show and made Lu Jia laugh so much that she almost rolled on the ground.

He happily posted:

["Let me show you what life and death are!"]

["This game is basically over!"]

【Hahahaha, the effect of this program is really amazing!】

【This bhm really smells bad】

[BGM is the gatehouse of Teacher Zhao Jiping]

["Friendly Challenge"]

【Can they both still eat at noon today? 】

["Program Effect"

"Brothers of life and death? This game is over?"

"Given another chance, I won't believe it. He must be busy with something, otherwise he wouldn't have answered my call!"

"Beep——(hang-up sound)"

Hahahaha, now Lu Jia is really beating the bed, awesome, all I can say is awesome!

This wave of Zhou Tianwang’s face is almost swollen!

[laughing to death hahahahaha]

【Plastic Friendship】

[Randomly lose a life-and-death friend]

[The title says it all]

"Brother Jaylen, sometimes a relationship is like this. You think you are very important to the other person, but in fact it is just wishful thinking. Stop the loss in time."

[Hahaha, Cheng Yitu is so good at it]

"I already regret making this video with you. It makes me very unpopular. Next one!"

…

"Wang Xinling!"

【The protagonist appears】

[The victim appears]

【Main film begins】

[Wang Xinling, ah, ah, ah, I like her so much]

"I'm afraid she's recording the show."

"Maybe he's shopping or something."

"It may also be in a beauty salon. Girls need regular maintenance."

"Emmmm, maybe you are playing Frisbee, Taipei is very popular recently."

"It might not be in Taipei."

"Yes, maybe also in Australia."

"Xiao Baga."

"Eagle Country."

"America."

【Coward Duo】

[Good guys, are you two talking about cross talk? 】

[I didn’t expect it to be so funny before I clicked it, hahahaha]

[It’s been five minutes and I’m still shaking people]

【Call area up owner】

Zhou concluded: "How about the next one?"

Cheng Yi: "Can't you be timid?"

"Then call!"

After finishing their psychological preparation, the two people finally called Wang Xinling.

"Hello? Is this Brother Jaylen?"

Wang Xinling's voice came from the video.

[Sister Xinling’s voice is so sweet]

[Why do the girls in this video have such nice voices?]

[Because only girls/dog heads appeared]

"Yes, is it Xinling?"

"Ah, yes, brother Jielun, what's the matter?"

"We are shooting a video right now, blah blah blah, you are not at home and don't have time, right? Then don't-"

"Wait a minute, I have time at home."

【???】

"Is it convenient for us to go there now?"

"It's convenient. Come over here and I'll give you my home address."

Lu Jia was shocked in front of the video!

No, you just agreed?!

Doesn’t it mean that Jay Chou and Wang Xinling are not familiar with each other?

【All rise!】

[Sister Xinling is so easy to talk to]

【ohhhhhh】

Cheng Yi: "Brother Jie Lun, let's go?"

Zhou’s conclusion: “Let’s go!”

Then the scene changed, Cheng Yi and Zhou Jielun finally got out of the "autism corner" and started to go to Wang Xinling's house.

On the way to Wang Xinling's house, they were laughed at all the time. The two of them were well-dressed and looked like two gangsters. They were often looked at strangely on the bus.

For example, when I was approaching Wang Xinling's house, I received a call back from Liu Genghong, explaining why he hung up earlier. It was considered a call back, and it barely made up for Zhou Tianwang's face a little bit, but he was immediately ridiculed by Cheng Yi's "loving eyes". Got a handful.

I also went to buy souvenirs for Wang Xinling. Cheng Yi said that I wanted to buy "Taipei souvenirs." Zhou Jie said that Wang Xinling would not like "real estate" souvenirs.

The intensive jokes and jokes made it almost impossible to pee in the whole process!

Picking one out alone will leave you with endless aftertaste!

Not to mention they appear so densely.

Lu Jia couldn't help but admire, it should be said or not, it is indeed Cheng Yi!

He really understands the effects of the program and has a lot to do!

The most important thing is that he found that Cheng Yi and Zhou Jielun had an unexpectedly good understanding, which is really rare!

Finally, the two took the elevator upstairs and arrived at the door of Wang Xinling's room.

I saw two people in the corridor, sneaking around and conspiring loudly.

"Brother Jie Lun, stand in front and knock on the door. You know Sister Xinling."

"Hey, you are so much younger than me. You are the younger brother. Of course, the younger brother has to stand in front and knock on the door!"

"Then let's do it randomly, scissors and a hammer."

"Okay! Come on!"

[Both of them are so cowardly]

[Don’t do such strange things in front of a girl’s room door]

[These two people are so strange at this time]

[Hahaha, how old are you and still playing rock, paper, scissors?]

[Hot knowledge, Jay Chou is already 39 this year]

【LOL】

["Real·Man is a boy until he dies"]

Later, Cheng Yi lost the guessing game! When he was about to knock on the door, he didn't expect the door to open.

Wang Xinling appeared in the picture.

Immediately, the scene froze, Wang Xinling's introduction appeared on the screen, and surging music sounded:

"Wang Xinling, actress, female singer!

People give him the nickname: Sweetheart Leader!

Challenge the number one member of the Hall of Fame!"

The moment she appeared, Lu Jia felt her eyes light up.

Damn it, is this Wang Xinling?

Why are you so young?!

After so many years, why are you still looking like a girl in her twenties?

Especially when she and Zhou Jie were in the same frame, the contrast was simply too strong.

No, it’s tragic!

Fat Lun looks just like Wang Xinling's weird uncle.

The barrage was also exclaiming:

【Wow, isn’t this so beautiful?】

【How did my sister manage to be so young?】

[Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Pang Lun looks at this person, it’s like a dimension reduction attack, okay, stop drinking milk tea]

[Please give me a makeup tutorial, sister, it’s so tender and sweet]

[Why is it that after so many years, she is still so sweet and cute?]

【Come and feel the charm of ancient sweet girls!】

【Sweet girl from ancient times, are you polite? 】

【She looks at the camera, she has me in her heart!】

…

"็ Hello Who are you?"

In the video, Cheng Yi's nervousness is visible to the naked eye: "I came here with Brother Jaylen."

"Oh, hello, Brother Jielun, Cheng Yi. Little brother, nice to meet you."

[Hahahaha, Cheng Yi’s little brother is laughing so hard]

[No, why does Sister Xinling say hello to Cheng Yi’s younger brother first and not Cheng Yi? 】

[Damn, I understood it in seconds again. I hope I understand math in seconds next time instead of this!]

【Hey, you guys are so dirty!】

【I'm turning yellow!】

"Hello, Xinling."

"Hello, Sister Xinling."

After saying hello, Lu Jia saw the three people standing at the door and fell silent.

If he hadn't glanced at the progress bar, he would have thought he was stuck!

【Not a still picture!】

[Hahaha, my toes are on the ground]

【Cheng Yi, please say something!】

"How about you guys come in first?"

"Ah, yes, go in first."

"Yes, yes, it's good to go in, it's good to go in."

Immediately, the camera advanced from the outdoors to the indoors, and the appearance of Wang Xinling's home began to appear in front of the audience.

Zhou concluded: "Your family is quite big."

Cheng Yi: "The lights are also very bright."

Zhou concluded: "The furniture is also very trendy."

Cheng Yi: "emmmmm, the pattern on the floor is pretty nice too."

Zhou concluded: "The glass is also very bright."

Danmaku was amused by these two live treasures.

[If you have nothing to say, you don’t have to say it; if you can’t praise it, you don’t have to praise it]

[Do you want to look at what you said (angry)]

["The glass in your house is very bright"]

[Thanks to the up owner, I have learned how to praise others, and I will go to my classmate’s house right away to compete]

【farewell!】

"Are the videos you shoot similar to variety shows?"

"Yes, it's just that our production cost is low, blah blah, and it can be uploaded directly to the Internet, blah blah."

Wang Xinling: "Oh, can I say hello?"

"sure!"

"Here we go."

Then, the video was filled with Wang Xinling’s beautiful face, and she said energetically:

"Hello everyone, I am Wang Xinling, welcome to my home~ I am very happy to appear in front of everyone. I don't know how many people still know me as a has-been female singer."

After saying that, she winked at the camera.

Lu Jia, who had not paid much attention to Wang Xinling before, was fascinated by this ancient sweet girl in her thirties.

This woman is so damn charming.

The barrage also caught her and praised her:

[Sister Xinling’s greeting was so sweet to me]

[You are not a has-been female singer, I don’t allow you to say that!!!]

[So beautiful, woo woo, sister, I love you]

[Hello everyone? Let me introduce to you, this is my new wife]

[I feel dizzy and have trouble breathing]

[Is it normal to suddenly fall in love with Wang Xinling in 2004? 】

When Wang Xinling said hello and left, and Cheng Yi and Jay Chou reappeared on the screen, the barrage suddenly started shouting.

[Who are these two amateurs? Can you please stop disturbing me while I watch the main show?]

[Yes, can you get out of the way? Are all the photographers on camera now? 】

[Please ask the photographer not to add drama to yourself, okay?]

【Who are these two men?】

Lu Jia couldn't stop having fun watching these barrage. When Jay Chou first came out, the barrage was shouting "Dong Zhou" and "Heavenly King". As a result, as soon as Wang Xinling came out, Zhou Junjue degenerated into that man.

.

Cheng Yi is even worse, this is obviously Cheng Yi's video.

I can only say it’s true, it’s so true!

What a Cheng Yi, what a king, in front of the sweet girl, they are nothing!

Appearance is justice, and at Station X it is absolute political correctness!

(I will try my best to write one more chapter at most. I don’t know why there is so much to write about this, so I’ll just accept it. If I don’t accept it, I’d feel sorry for myself.)

(End of chapter)