The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 427 'The Most Invincible Challenge in History: I Take Zhou Jielun'

Chapter 427 "The most invincible meal challenge in history: I took Jay Chou to Cyndi Wang's house to have meal!!!" 4

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In the video, when Wang Xinling went to get a drink, Cheng Yi and Zhou Jie leaned in front of the camera, looked at the screen, and whispered:

"Brother Jie Lun, what should we do later? It's only ten o'clock in the morning. You need to find some common topics to talk to Sister Xinling later. You can't be embarrassed."

"Okay, no problem, I'm here, don't worry!"

"Brother Jaylen, it's worthy of you!"

【You are full of jingle, you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination? 】

[I laughed so hard, I still want to laugh when I come back and watch it again]

[Please remember this "Okay, no problem"]

【"Do not worry"】

["Brother Jie Lun deserves to be a man"]

[High-energy slap in the face scene ahead]

[At this time, poor Cheng Yi has not yet realized the seriousness of the problem]

After a while, while the two were plotting, Wang Xinling came back.

"Your drinks."

"Ah, thank you."

"Oh thank you so much."

One second, two seconds, three seconds.

The scene suddenly became quiet, and for a while there were only the sounds of Cheng Yi and Zhou Jie talking about sipping drinks, and their eyes that didn't know where to place their eyes.

Numb, Lu Jia, who watched the video, said that she was numb!

Oh my God!

This is too scary, okay!

It's like a replica of him going to an unfamiliar friend's house.

It was fine before on the phone and not so embarrassing, but now it's real offline and it's almost embarrassing.

Lu Jia felt like there were at least 10,000 ants crawling on him, making him feel uncomfortable all over.

Wang Xinling: "Then."

Zhou concluded: "Then that."

Wang Xinling: "Then...which one? Hahaha (laughing awkwardly)"

【Domestic comedy】

【Start social fear】

【Silence is Cambridge tonight】

[So embarrassing, hahahaha]

[It makes me anxious to death, and I want to say something for both of you]

[Two idiots]

[Tactical nose touching]

【Then then which one, then which one】

[The embarrassment has overflowed the screen and infected me]

[Thank you, deductions have already started]

【High energy ahead】

Seeing this barrage, Lu Jia was a little curious:

High energy ahead? What high energy? Is there a high energy warning in such an embarrassing situation?

In the video, Zhou Junjuan's eyes lit up, and he suddenly pointed at Cheng Yi and said:

"Hey, Xin Ling, you don't seem to know him yet. Can your TV be projected? Project his videos and I'll show you his works."

Seeing this, Lu Jia laughed out loud:

Hahahaha, damn, Jay Chou, Jay Chou, I really have you so much!

This wave of trouble is causing trouble to 6!

I don’t know what to talk about, so why don’t I persecute my brother?

At this time, the video gave a close-up of Cheng Yi's facial expression.

I saw his expression was like this: ∑(;°Д°)!

Such:()?

Then it looks like this:_:(□`‖∠):_

The picture continued to zoom in, from the panoramic view of Zhou Jielun and Cheng Yi, to the close-up of Cheng Yi himself, to Cheng Yi's entire face covering the entire screen, and finally only the corners of Cheng Yi's mouth remained.

The picture quality has been blurred to pixel level, but you can still see the corners of Cheng Yi's mouth twitching.

[Hahahaha, Jay Chou did a great job!]

[The twitching corner of his mouth shows how uneasy Cheng Yi is inside]

【Cheng Yi:6!】

[Hahahahahaha, how much Cheng Yi regrets asking Director Jay to find topics!]

["Beggar Your Neighbor"]

["Don't worry, I'm here"]

[Hahaha, why do I like to watch oranges get crushed so much?]

After a while, despite Cheng Yi's objections, Zhou Jielun and Wang Xinling had projected the video on the TV.

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"When a man is over eighteen years old, he should not dress like a child."

"Digging! Use the best ear pick!"

"Today, we have to face a key issue. The key issue is how to define a key issue as a key issue!"

【Classics will be passed down forever】

【Which issue is this from?】

[That episode of the club, you fake fan]

Zhou Jielun and Wang Xinling laughed happily. They held their bellies and almost burst into tears. They hammered the sofa and stamped their feet from time to time.

Cheng Yi’s painting style is completely different from the two of them!

Later, the three characters "dividing line" were used to divide the video screen into two parts.

On the left, Cheng Yi occupies one-third, and Wang Xinling and Zhou Jielun occupy two-thirds.

Cheng Yi's face is distorted, with black and white filters, "the north wind blows, and the white snow flutters."

The colors on Jay Chou and Wang Xinling's side are beautiful, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey~"

【Hahaha Shrimp and Pig Heart】

【Public execution】

[Sorry, I’m laughing wildly, hahaha]

[Hahaha, that’s so shameful]

[Cheng Yi: Happiness is yours, I just feel noisy]

[Orange is blushing, hahaha, it’s so cute]

[I’ll just take the shy Orange away! 】

[Kiss the orange, don’t be shy, come into mother’s arms]

[md almost died laughing]

[Laughing so hard that I rolled around on the bed hahahaha]

[Program effect explodes]

［Three ter］

After the Spongebob-style transition animation, Wang Xinling and Zhou Jielun had watched all of Cheng Yi's videos.

Jay Chou: "Hahahaha, your video is so funny, I'm in love with this stuff now"

Wang Xinling: "When I was watching the video just now, I had already contributed all the laughter this year. Now you have gained an older fan. Keep up the good work!"

In the video, Wang Xinling clenched her white and tender fists to cheer up Cheng Yi, which instantly made the audience cute.

【Sister is really a girl】

【My heart has melted】

[She knows how to act coquettishly]

【I’ll just say hello to my wife!】

【I really like this】

Cheng Yi: "Thank you Sister Xinling, many of my viewers are your fans~ After the video is shot, can you please sign a few names, and I will lend you flowers and send them to the viewers who saw this video."

Wang Xinling: "Yes! I cherish every fan who still likes me!"

Cheng Yi: "Yeah, sister Xinling, you are so kind, and you deserve to be liked. Brother Jielun, you can't escape Ang, a hundred signatures are just a lot more."

【!!!】

[Holy shit, there’s still a signature?]

[Isn’t Cheng Yi too doting on fans? 】

【Pump me, slap me】

【Ah ah ah ah, I want, I want, I want!】

[This is why I will always like Cheng Yi]

[I'm sorry Cheng Yi, I was laughing at you just now. I didn't expect you to be so nice.]

[I'm sorry, I'll try again next time]

[The denominator is here]

【I really want this lottery, woo woo woo】

[I’m willing to trade my roommate’s ten years of singleness in exchange for me being able to draw Jay Chou’s autograph]

Cheng Yi: "It's getting late, it's already one o'clock. Sister Xinling, please cook. We are waiting for dinner."

Zhou Jie commented: "Yes, let's go cook. There must be at least two meat dishes."

Wang Xinling: "No, won't you two help me cook?"

Cheng Yi: "Of course not! We are doing a meal challenge! Not a cooking challenge!"

Wang Xinling: "Have a meal?"

Zhou Jielun: "And the two of us came with gifts."

[Hahahaha, the heartbroken sister suddenly has murderous intentions]

【pupil earthquake】

[This look made me laugh so hard]

["He came with a gift"]

[We came with gifts! (Chou’s version of proud face)]

Wang Xinling said: "But I'm not very good at cooking. I usually order takeout."

Cheng Yi raised his chin and looked at the sky with a rogue expression: "I don't care."

Zhou concluded with the same expression: "I don't care either!"

Lu Jia looked at these two grown men and almost laughed out loud.

These two men really fully explained what it means to be a scoundrel, what it means to be shameless, and what it means to be brave without being straightforward.

[Hahahaha, what are you dragging these two people with?]

[Hahahaha, risk it all]

【Start to pose】

["Broken Jar, Broken Throw"]

【So funny hahaha】

[Hahaha, Jay Chou’s round chin/crying with laughter]

Next, after a random guessing game, the three finally entered the kitchen. At this time, the progress bar was halfway through, but Cheng Yi and Zhou Jielun had not eaten yet.

In the kitchen, strange perspectives increased.

Wang Xinling holds a carrot in one hand and water in the other. Cheng Yi and Zhou Junjue stand behind her, carrying cameras. The lenses are condescending and full of oppression.

【This picture? This sense of déjà vu?】

【I turned yellow】

[My dear friends, why are you hesitating and not saying a word?]

【You won’t say yes, right? I won’t say either!】

[Reminds me of another version of Jay Chou in the island country]

[Hahahahahaha, Jay Chou from the island nation, I laughed so hard. Do you know that is the eternal pain in Jay Chou’s heart? 】

["Listen to Mommy"

[You guys are really talented]

[What are you talking about? Why can’t I understand anything? Those who don’t understand can gather here and let me see how many pure people there are in this world]

"Well, I'm the one who promised you to come over and have a meal."

"I'm the one who accepts that you won't help with the cooking, but -"

"Do you have to do this?"

[Hahaha, the beauty is angry]

[Sister Xinling is so cute when she’s angry]

Cheng Yi: "Well, let's go then?"

["Let's go then?"]

"There's no need for you to leave, it's just that you act like I'm cooking under supervision."

[Sister Xinling, let me explain, the two of them are here to serve as supervisors]

"Oh, that's good."

The next scene was even more funny. After hearing what Wang Xinling said, Zhou Jielun and Cheng Yi began to distance themselves from her.

It's just that they stood too straight, like elementary school students standing in the back row.

Lu Jia thought to herself: Are you sure you are not doing the penalty stand?

It was very similar to the way he went to a relative's house for dinner during the Chinese New Year and was called to the kitchen to help him.

【Social Fear Three-person Bureau】

["Penalty Station"]

[Sister Xinling is really good at preparing noodles. When she cooks, there are two bodyguards watching over her]

[Cheng Yi seems to be crying]

[Status of Chopstick Hands Live Broadcast]

[Holy shit, I wasn’t laughing at first. I couldn’t stand it when I saw your chopstick-hand live broadcast, hahaha, it’s so real]

["Ningsty Scalp"]

In the video, Wang Xinling looked broken: "You don't have to stand either."

"Oh, okay."

"Then lean against the wall."

["Then lean against the wall"]

[Haha, the situation has not improved yet]

Zhou concluded: "Well, Xinling, how have you been lately?"

[Chou took the initiative to warm up the scene]

Wang Xinling: "I'm still alive recently."

[Sister Xinling tries her best to cool off]

【Topic terminator】

["Still Alive Recently"]

【"Alive"】

【Hahaha, why is it so embarrassing yet so funny?】

Cheng Yi & Zhou concluded: "."

Wang Xinling: "I learned how to braise pork before. Although I only made it once, I think it tastes pretty good. You can all eat fatty meat, right?"

Cheng Yi said: "I can, I have been exercising and I don't control my diet very much."

Wang Xinling: "It's not bad at all."

Cheng Yi: "Not as good as Brother Jie Lun."

Ha ha ha ha!

Hearing this sentence, Lu Jia couldn't hold back anymore, especially since this sentence also had an effect and directly emphasized the point of laughter.

When Jay Chou looked at the camera, there was a close-up of his eyes. The killing intent in his eyes was more silent than loud.

[Dr. Jay: Desire to Kill]

["Not as good as Brother Jaylen"]

[Keep it well: No matter how you lose weight (doge)]

[I have to find a reason to beat him up]

[Chou looked at the knives in the kitchen and fell into deep thought]

[I feel murderous, hahahahaha]

[Chen He, no, brother Jay, don’t listen to Cheng Yi, you are still very thin (I mean clothes)]

[You are too disgraced! Didn’t you think that Jay Chou would also watch this video? 】

【Damn, I'm even more excited!】

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Taipei, Zhou Jie's home.